[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

I am Tai Yamazaki, and this is my second "Qinghe Observation Diary".

At night, I saw Qinghe's beautiful appearance, and I was a little overwhelmed.

Of course, I was far from alone in being overwhelmed.Although she usually looks violent like a manly woman, a rude and flat-chested woman with no integrity, compared to now, she can't be connected with each other at all.Wearing a red orthodox kimono, there are layers of small white flowers blooming on the cuffs, shoulders, and the end of the kimono.The original shawl-length hair was gently tied behind her back and draped over her shoulders. She looked plain, but her cheeks had a natural blush.

Standing in front of us, he changed his appearance immediately after saying "lady" for a while, pinching his hands with the appearance of "all submit to the queen's feet", and said: "You guys, don't you want me to return to smiling 'What? So where is this place? 'Smiling Bar'? Didn't you say that you want to heal me? If you want me to come here wearing clothes like this, you clearly want me to heal you!"

In addition to me, "you guys" also includes Captain Okita, Deputy Chief, and Director.

The specifics of the incident were as follows. Last night, Qinghe returned to the Zhensengumi at almost one o'clock in the morning the next day, smelling heavily of alcohol.When I had just completed the monitoring task and was about to come back to write the report, I found Qinghe lying on the ground in the Shinsengumi lobby, sleeping soundly.After sending her back to her room, she woke up and seemed to be slowly waking up, and asked me to pour him a cup of hangover tea.

To be honest, I don't think hangover tea is necessary at all.

Tell her to sleep well that night, it doesn't matter if she wakes up later tomorrow.I was drafting in my heart how to deal with it if asked by the deputy chief, but Qinghe pretended to be okay, and waved to me to let me go to rest first.But I'm not in the mood to rest, I've been busy taking care of Qinghe for a while, and the supervision report hasn't been completed yet, so I went to write my report.

Originally thought that Qinghe would be better in the morning, but then her behavior suddenly became more, extraordinarily abnormal.

The next day, worried that she just woke up with a headache, I poured her a glass of ginger syrup and knocked on the door of her room at 06:30.After the door was opened, I saw that she had washed and changed, and was about to eat in the cafeteria.I went to the cafeteria with her, watched her with panda eyes on her face, met the horrified eyes of Shinsengumi members, and walked into the cafeteria.Then I watched him calmly receive a bag of toast, a cup of hot milk, and sat down in a seat.

I think the terrified eyes of everyone are inevitable, the guy who usually wakes up after ten o'clock in the morning, except for sending the little girl from the master house to the "universe terminal station" for a try, this time the exception seems unbelievable.Let's get up so early today.Basically, she is rarely able to eat hot meals.

Watching the dark green mustard fall in lumps on the toast bread, I suddenly felt that the world was disillusioned, everything was too cruel, and everything came too suddenly.But it was only when I faced "Mustard" that I saw Qinghe's relieved expression.Sure enough, her taste buds are dead!

Also aware of Qinghe's absence, there is also Kimura, a member of the Shinsengumi's [-]rd squad, who seems to have always had some "abnormal" thoughts about Qinghe, so he took this opportunity to ask: "Eh? Which... Qinghe, why do you look listless?"

Qinghe Bacai, who was in a daze and didn't know what she was thinking just now, seemed to be awakened by that sentence, she blinked her eyes stupidly, and after a few seconds of silence, she replied: "Is there any? I didn't notice it. You didn't wake up, did you?"

With such thick dark circles under his eyes, he can still calmly and confidently say that others are not awake!I'm sorry for what you said without complaining!Unfortunately, I still dare not say it out loud.

In other words, it seems that Qinghe seems to be very gentle, but rather than being gentle, it is better to say that she is not Qinghe at all.Could it be possessed by something else?I'd rather believe that she pried my skull open to study the inner structure, than believe that she was planning to become a 'lady'.

I think the "lady" is more terrifying. With such a quiet appearance now, maybe there will be a bloody massacre in the near future.Maybe it will cause the third world war to break out!

In short, this matter was known by the director and the others for some reason. I dare to conclude from my experience of more than 20 years, Yamazaki, that the director definitely sent Qinghe to the "Smile Bar" with personal feelings.I remember that there seemed to be a girl named Shimura Miu somewhere, and the director had been playing the role of "perverted stalker" for that woman.

It was Captain Okita who suggested Qinghe to wear a kimono. He said, "Qinghe is lonely because he hasn't been a woman for a long time."

It was the director who suggested that Qinghe should go to the "smile bar", an "adult bar". He said: "Only there can you regain your self-esteem as a woman."

The deputy chief didn't say anything, he beat up the director decisively, and then said nicely with a cigarette in his mouth, "I'm afraid they will cause trouble."

Facts have proved that the earth's concerns are correct.

Not long after entering, it happened.

"What are you doing?!" It was fine just now, but suddenly Qinghe's voice sounded like a gust of sinister wind, which made us shake our bodies together, and looked at the two girls in astonishment.Looking at her as if she was about to explode, and Miss A Miao also seemed to have an expression of death.

The few of us looked at the two girls together, and saw a man with an apologetic expression like a sneaky cat, smiling miserably, with his hands still fixed on Qinghe. waist.

Qinghe stood up, pressed the knuckles of his fingers, grinned and said indifferently: "Do you want to die once?"

A Miao, on the other hand, let her buttocks touch the ground intimately with an over-the-shoulder fall, then turned around and smoothed her long hair with her hands.With Qinghe leading the applause, we all applauded expressionlessly.

While clapping his hands and laughing jubilantly, Qinghe reached out to pick up the wine and took a sip, then stood up and said "I'm going to the bathroom" before leaving his seat.

It's just that after a long time, she didn't come back.A little impatient, the earth party sent me to look for Qinghe.I looked at the time and it was almost 10 minutes since Qinghe left, and it was not so slow to untie his big hands, but if I was sent like this, I can't let me go to the women's toilet.I glanced beseechingly at Ms. A Miao, only to find that she ignored my existence at all and was chatting enthusiastically with Captain Okita.

So this is the plan for the two Shaking S to join forces to destroy the world together!

Reluctantly, when I stood up and was going to look for Qinghe, I found that she came out from the corner that was not the bathroom. Not only that, she was quite happy and smiling before she left, but when she came back, her expression became much more dignified .

"What's wrong?" I asked her.

Qinghe stared at me with rounded eyes, pouted and looked cute: "What's wrong? It's okay, drink yours! Don't worry about me, I'm just a carbon dioxide molecule, although it's necessary, you can't see me."

To be honest, I didn't think it was cute at that moment, I just wanted to cover her face with red bean buns.

The director had already been knocked out by Ms. A Miao. Because Okita and Hijikata had to go on patrol at night, they didn't drink and left the "Smile Bar" early.Qinghe and Ms. A Miao had a great chat, and after being called away by the guests, Qinghe was left sitting on the sofa alone, watching something on his mobile phone, giggling and giggling for a while .Occasionally send a few text messages.

"It looks like there's nothing wrong with it." I stood up and took a last look at Qinghe, and went to the bathroom. I couldn't help thinking that when she didn't come back for a long time, it seemed necessary to ask why she came back so Night.But when I went back, I saw Qing Hetou leaning on the back of the sofa, falling asleep with his eyes closed.Holding the mobile phone in his lap, the screen of the mobile phone is still blinking.

Reaching out to pick up Qinghe's mobile phone, there are rows of densely packed small characters on it that seem to be similar to "electronic novels", no wonder he is smiling so happily.

Looking at the time on Qinghe's phone, it was almost eleven o'clock.So it's almost time to go back today, right? !Wanting to pull Qinghe up, down her neck, looking at her breasts without waves, I originally planned to experience the feeling of "new tide and surging", but if Qinghe's cup was bigger, it would be perfect.

Seeing that she was sleeping soundly, she couldn't bear to wake her up, she really woke up very early today.I thought that if it was too heavy, his height would not be much shorter than mine, and I would not be able to carry her on my back, but when I grabbed her arm and turned over on my back, I realized how much she really is. light.Can not help but feel a little distressed.

On the way back to Zhenxuangumi, I met Dana from Wanshiwu, and I just greeted him briefly, but from his expression, it seemed that Dana was not in a good mood.

After returning to the Zhensengumi, she sent Qinghe back to her room, but she didn't wake up again, she seemed really tired.

So, this time the report is over.

Speaking of it, the reason why Qinghe was in a bad mood was unclear, but it seemed that there was nothing serious about it.

Speaking of observation diaries, are you really keeping pets?I said Captain Okita, what is the purpose of you asking me to write "Qinghe Observation Diary"? !Captain Okita, why are you laughing so horribly, and what terrible things are you thinking.