[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

Because Kagura went back to his own planet with his father Xinghai Fangzhu, the Wanshiwu now seems a little deserted.Today I took a shift break at the Shinsengumi, so I also took some time to go to Dengshi's place to drink some wine for entertainment. After entering the tavern, I found out that all the people from the Master House were there, and there was another person I didn't know. uncle.

In fact, the most important purpose of this visit is to get back the silver hour, but at this moment, there is a fierce struggle in my heart like a galloping horse.As for the content of the struggle, I will generously share it with you. The content is as follows:

Mahler, Tower of Babylon, I just found out today that I drink a lot!I have already swallowed two bottles of sweet wine at the speed of light, and I am still sane, except that my head is a little dizzy and I want to go to the toilet to pee, there is no extra negative effect.This is unscientific, this is really unscientific!Originally, I wanted to play the role of a fragile and weak woman, and flung herself into Yinshi's arms delicately, and asked him to promise me for the rest of my life.The results of it?

I'm in good health, and I drink inexplicably.And ah, and ah!His uncle's old mother has been fighting enemies on the battlefield since she was ten years old, practicing swordsmanship and so on, she is in great shape!Growing up so big, the number of times he has a fever and a cold can be counted on the fingers of his uncle!

"Weak girl", let alone them, I don't even believe it!

It's over, it's over, there's a feeling that it's over.

Not only that, I also feel that I am so cheap, so cheap, so cheap, I will be scolded by readers, I will be scolded by readers, I will be scolded by readers, I will collapse, I will collapse, I will collapse!

"Well, I said Miss Qinghe..." Xin Baji, who was sitting next to me, looked at me helplessly with twitching corners of his mouth: "You have been depressed and collapsed since the beginning, scratching your head and pulling your hair, you... ...Did something bad happen in the Shinsengumi?"

"Ah, uh! Well, that's not the case...Maybe I just miss Kagura-chan." I replied hastily, only then did I vaguely think of Kagura's departure.Although we haven't known each other for a long time, it is inevitable that we will be reluctant to leave like this.

After hearing what I said, the tone of the proprietress Dengshi was also slightly depressed: "That girl with a big stomach has really gone back to his planet."

Such a matter was provoked by me, and Xinbaji lowered his head and looked at the drink bottle in front of him: "Well, although I also tried to keep her, Ah Yin said...it is best for him to stay with his relatives." good."

On the other side, an uncle with a mustache and extremely decadent clothes, an uncle I didn't know at all, said with a bit of vicissitudes and helplessness: "Yes, it's better than staying in such a place with no stability at all. Right? , little girl." After finishing speaking, she turned her head and looked at me, as if asking for my opinion.

The corner of my mouth twitched slightly, I lowered my head and nodded silently.

With his arms crossed and a cigarette in his mouth, Deng Shi's tone was still so strong: "Hmph, although that girl is really noisy, but if you really want to leave, you're still a little lonely."

"But by the way, Yinshi has been in the toilet for so long, why hasn't he come out?" I stood up and walked to the door of the toilet without difficulty, raised my hand to knock on the door of the toilet, and shouted impatiently: "I drank so much wine , frequent urination and holding back urine is unbearable! Constipation and squatting in the toilet should also be restrained! Do you have to open two toilets for this?"

"Nah, it's so noisy! It's so noisy! As the leading actor, how can I be constipated!" The door of the toilet was opened, Yinshi walked out with his head down, sighed in pain, and put his hand on his forehead, looking disillusioned Appearance: "Why did it become like this? It's terrible! It's really swollen! The most important place."

Stretching out his hand to grab the clothes at the crotch, Yinshi's expression was extremely painful.

"I said, have you been studying your most important place from the very beginning? Do you know that it is a big taboo to occupy the latrine and not shit! Besides, will the most important place of the protagonist swell up? Also, just now you are studying After you 'the most important place', did you wash your hands! Don't touch me without washing your hands, I despise you."

"Don't think of me like you, how old do you think I am!"

Regarding what Yinshi said, I just pursed my lips and snorted in disbelief, then turned around and walked into the toilet to solve my personal problems.The feeling of instant relief made me take a long breath, and vaguely thought that when I quarreled with Gintoki just now, I completely forgot the original purpose.By the way, I also splashed water on my face after washing my hands to wake myself up a little.

At this time, the mustache uncle reached out to take a bottle of sweet wine that I hadn't finished drinking, and poured a full glass for Yinshi: "As the saying goes, only by forgetting can we move forward. Come on, let the bad things evaporate with the truth." Come on, Ah Yin!"

Yinshi held his head with one hand, and said with a painful look: "It's impossible to forget, that's the place three inches below my navel. God, please bless that sacred place!"

I snorted strangely, went forward to pull away the chair beside Yinshi and sat down, snatched the one from the uncle's hand and was poured a plate for myself, looked at Yinshi contemptuously with the corner of my mouth curled up: "If If there is a god, please let him rot three inches below the navel, my lord."

All of a sudden, he threw himself on me, pressed my head with one hand, and clenched my wrist holding the wine bottle tightly with the other hand, cursing and saying: "This is simply the most poisonous curse, the most poisonous cabbage heart!" ,Chinese cabbage!"

"Your uncle, Baicaixin, you, uncle, Baicai. Don't worry about the urology department." Turn over and raise your legs to press against Yinshi's chest, clenching your teeth and starting a wrestling contest with Yinshi, the wine in your hand The bottle was shaken back and forth, almost hitting the legs of the bar table several times.

Finally unbearable, Dengshi stretched out his hand and slapped the table, and Gintoki and I stopped the boring fight just now.Yinshi was the first to let go of his hand, turned around and supported his forehead, and continued to struggle with his red and swollen Tower of Babylon.But I turned around and simply took the bottle to drink directly, but was stopped by Yinshi halfway, put the bottle aside, stretched out his hand and pressed my head on the table.

"It's true, you've been rambling on for so long." Dengshi turned to face Yinshi, with a white cigarette in his hand: "What are you going to do in the future? Are you going to continue the master house with two stinky men?"

"Hey? What does the number of people have to do with it? Wasn't it just me before?"

"No, no, that's not the problem. In fact, there was a guy who came here before and said that he wanted to join the Wanshiwu." Dengshi squatted down, took out a purple-red shelf from under the bar and handed it to Yinshi: "I don't know if it is Misunderstood me as an operator, and left a resume and photos."

"Huh? There are still applicants here? Is Wanshiwu quite famous?" I slapped Yinshi's hand away, and I straightened my hairstyle, stood up straight and grabbed the Shinsengumi uniform I was wearing. : "Tch, in front of me, a 'civil servant' who is operating without a license as a 'everything', it's good that I didn't force you to close the store."

It's just that when I said that sentence just now, no one paid attention to me at all, and I was left aside. Catherine, the uncle, and Xinbaji all excitedly gathered around to look at the resume.I intuitively felt that my sense of existence was thinned out... Retribution, definitely retribution.

Sullenly drinking, after looking at the photos, the uncle sighed: "Is this really a resume? It looks like a wedding photo!"

This sentence revived me with full blood in an instant, no... it should be full of anger and I can look down on Super Saiyans, I just felt my eyes light up like kilowatt light bulbs, and suddenly I stretched out my hand and took the resume in Gintoki's hand , and then looked at Yinshi lying on the bar sullenly as if the power had been cut off, and the people around me also flocked to my side.

The photo on the resume is a beautiful girl with lavender hair and a mole under her eye.Wearing a beautiful red kimono, she looks slim and has an excellent figure!And this girl's name is... Sarutobi Iris.He does look... pretty good, both in terms of working conditions and looks are better than me.

I feel like I am a "miserable failure", cover my face.In other words, why did I suddenly start to compete! ?

At this time, there was a sudden sound from above, and we all turned our heads together. On top of the swinging lamp, a girl was hanging upside down, with beautiful long lavender hair hanging down. Under the questioning of the uncle, the woman remained calm. Turned down from the chandelier, landed firmly on the ground and squatted on the ground with his back facing us, a pleasant and energetic voice sounded: "The bell of the Gion Abode is ringing, echoing that everything is impermanent, and the flowers of the Shaluo trees have changed, signaling We will kill whores." In "The Tale of the Heike" that was completely out of shape, the beautiful woman turned her head and pushed her red-framed glasses: "Good evening, I am the little ape of Master House."

The corner of her mouth twitched inexplicably. Although she was indeed a beautiful woman, this woman gave me the feeling that "you can go offline anytime, anywhere, and the level, level, and experience of offline are not below the wig".Then, I felt that my ability to judge was too good. After this woman named Xiaoyuan gave nonsensical examples of "Adam needs Eve, the president needs a beautiful secretary, the master needs a maid, and Beckham needs Victoria" , Said her subsequent purpose: "So, that... Ah Yin, just marry me... No! Just admit me."

There's no applying for a job here, it's clearly a blind date!

"Why do you want to 'apply', beauty, your intention is clearly to attack the throne of 'heroine'." I crossed my legs and said viciously to each other: "Want to join Wanshiwu? But the character image of the glasses is not the same as that of Xinba It’s overlapped. What should I do? Moreover, in fact, the heroine of the animation version has been determined to be Kagura-chan, that’s right. I believe Kagura-chan will definitely come back, so this chapter is just a formality. But the heroine of the novel version, I am already sure."

Catherine rushed up and stretched out her hands to hold my head: "The heroine of the animation version is clearly me, okay? Such settings as a cute girl from heaven and man are clearly tailor-made."

"Aha? Eh--" I was pushed from the chair by Catherine, and I rolled and wrestled on the ground. I held her down, held her arms with one hand, and pulled her with the other. Putting a cat ear on her head: "Let's not complain about you being the heroine, first of all, 'cute', 'little girl' and the like, how can you be so courageous? Did you say it? Since when did you have this terrible hallucination, tell me honestly, maybe there is still hope.”

While I was fighting with Catherine, Yinshi put his hands on his lap: "Well, speaking of which, who is the heroine in the novel version?"

"Of course it's me!" I pushed Catherine away and jumped up, threw myself in front of Yinshi and pointed at my nose, but Sarutobi stretched out his hand to grab his hair and pulled it away: "How is it possible, who said you belonged to the heroine? If you said that the heroine of "The Runaway" is you, it's fine, but now that the title of the book has been changed to "Time Machine", the corresponding heroine should also be changed."

"KUSO" came out of my throat, I turned around and pinched Sarutobi's face behind me: "Don't be kidding, okay, the second half of "Gintama" was also renamed to "Gintama", but the protagonist is still Sakata Gintoki , so now it’s changed from "Running" to "Time Machine", what does it matter! The protagonist is still me! Since I had a relationship with Yinshi, I’m the only one in the whole show, okay?"

It wasn't until I said all the words in one breath without going through my brain that I realized how much trouble I had caused.As if petrified, looking at the same shocked crowd, I slowly turned my head to look at Yin Shi, who still had fish eyes, and it seemed that I hadn't received any special influence from what I just said.

"Ex-girlfriend?"

"Yeah," Yinshi raised his legs, reached out to take the wine glass and poured a glass of wine, took a sip and reached out to hold my wrist. It was as if I was petrified in an instant, but the beautiful plot I had imagined in my heart was in Yinshi's sentence The words became fragmented afterwards: "But that was all in the past, hey! Cabbage, how long has it been? What happened back then."

"Ah, well." The corners of my mouth twitched slowly, I sighed and raised my head to pretend nothing happened: "Oh, speaking of it, it seems like it's been more than five years."

"Huh? You're actually Yinsang's ex-girlfriend? I absolutely don't allow this, absolutely! No! Allow! Do you want to make a comeback? Why do you appear here after breaking up? Let me tell you, Yinsang is mine now." People, my people! No one can take Yinsang from me, right, Yinsang!" The girl who seemed to be a little ape almost jumped in a hurry, but that The sentence "Why did you appear here after breaking up?" was like a sharp thorn piercing through the heart and lungs.

There is a feeling of sudden collapse.

Yinshi raised his hand and scratched his hair impatiently: "Hey, give me enough time, biting people indiscriminately is not a good habit! I have been separated from that cabbage for nearly five years, and we haven't seen each other for a long time. , Have you watched too many Korean dramas? How long do you plan to write, direct, and act in yourself!"

The little ape was stunned for a while, and he became a lot more relieved in an instant from his angry expression, and then he became happy with a few blushes on his cheeks: "So that means you don't feel it anymore, right? So that means, Ah Yin, you explained it to me because you were worried about my misunderstanding, right! So Ah Yin, you still love me, right! "

"No matter how you look at this kind of thing, it's your delusion." Catherine came out of the shock, as if I had no chance of winning the heroine, and started to pinch Sarutobi together, rolling around on the ground To bicker or something.

I returned to my seat calmly, watched Yinshi pouring wine for himself, and I reached out to take it with the cheek.At this moment, Yin Shi's cheeks were flushed, as if he had drunk a lot: "Didn't you drink sweet wine all the time? Can you bear this kind of wine?"

"It's okay, I'm going to use alcohol to evaporate the unreliable quarrel between the two crazy women." When I calmly looked up at Yin, before I took the glass, Catherine and the little ape rushed forward, one left and one right. The right one started working towards me.Xinbaji and the uncle rushed forward to fight.

After the extravagant laughing and joking, when everyone went back late at night, I was the only one sitting in Toshi's tavern.

Confession or something, forget it.

Didn’t I say it at the beginning——by then it would be too late.

Now, it is too late.So, don't do those dreams anymore.

"Grandma Dengshi," I raised the glass in my hand: "Pour me another glass of wine! Let me evaporate all the bad things together with the alcohol."