[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

"You are limited to leaving the 'Cosmic Terminal' within three seconds. I will fire on the count of three..."

The uncle in the Metropolitan Police Department said such extremely irresponsible words, and I was so angry that I was about to bleed.three seconds?Not to mention the joy of saving the gods, there is not even enough time for him to escape.Besides, can that guy really count to "three" obediently?I'm not a man, so I don't want to remember "one" to live such a crooked truth.

"You two go first." Just when I was hesitating and tangled in my heart, Xinghai Fangzhu stood up with a heroic expression, took a few steps forward, and looked at the shogunate spaceship flying in the air not far away. Very lonely.I took half a step to grab his cloak, but he cut it off with an umbrella: "Go back, Malaysia Airlines is in flames."

On the spaceship of the shogunate, the voice of the uncle from the Metropolitan Police Department continued: "Are you still not leaving? Then I will start counting!"

"I really don't have the face to face people. I'm called the strongest man. In the end, I can't protect anything. I can't even protect a family or a daughter." Xinghai Fangzhu was silent for half a second, and then said a little lonely: "Is this the price of running away?! I'm sorry, Kagura. At least, let's die together..."

——At least, let us die together...

"What nonsense are you talking about? How do you know that you can't save yourself if you haven't done anything! There is no maze that you can't get out of, right, Silver Toki!" As soon as my head became hot, I didn't know why I just said that, but I just heard " Die together" is really ridiculous.

When I turned around, I found that Yinshi was holding the wooden knife engraved with Lake Toya in both hands, and a helpless smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "It is because of this that Shi Shi's father is always rejected by his daughter. I Speaking of you, why don’t you even believe your own child. How could that girl die! Give me 5 minutes, and I will definitely——bring her back.”

"I know you may not believe me, but—!" Gintoki raised his hand and pushed me away who was standing next to him, and then stabbed the red alien creature "core" with the wooden knife in his hand , the green strip-shaped thing that struggled out began to coil around Yinshi's body, and he still said in a confident voice: "At least, you should trust her."

Pushed aside by Yinshi, the viscous "core" surface made me unsteady and fell to the ground.Before I could hold on to the silver, the green strip immediately pulled the whole of the silver into the bright red interior.

At the same time, the shogunate spaceship above also issued the voice of the Metropolitan Police Department uncle: "Matsudaira Cannon, prepare to launch—"

"Wait!" Just when I felt almost desperate, Dingchun jumped and landed beside me, and then several people jumped down.Where the voices of the followers came out, I saw Shinbaji and Dingchun, with two princes I met in the Shinsengumi, Prince HATA of Yang Guoxing, and his uncle.

Dingchun grimly bit one of Prince HATA's tentacles (?), completely losing the fluffy and cute appearance like a big toy.Three people and a dog chattered into a mess:

"Wait, don't launch it yet! If you launch it now, His Highness the idiot Prince Yang Guoxing will also be killed."

"This is an international issue!"

"Five minutes is enough, just wait for me!"

"5 minutes, it will pass quickly. It's time to make a cup of instant noodles, just wait for me!"

in this way.

"You, you..." Xinghai Fangzhu, who was shocked by seeing all this, seemed a little unbelievable.

I took a few steps back and looked up at Xinghai Fangzhu: "So, we will not be afraid of your power, but want to protect you who are extravagant because of this power. We have always regarded 'Night Rabbit' as a 'monster' ' Yes, just yourselves. The answer is right in front of you."

"I don't care what kind of past Kagura has had, I just know that everything in the present is very important to her." With my back facing our new Baji, my voice was a little choked, and I could vaguely think of Xinbaji's smelly The kid looked tearful at this moment: "That bastard is a natural curmudgeon, although I know he will definitely come...Damn it, if you have something to say clearly, it will be fine, he is really an awkward person."

Master Xinghaifang looked down at me, and to be honest, such a height difference was really displeased.

I let out a long sigh, and slowly clenched the dark purple umbrella in my hand: "By the way, they shouldn't be firing guns in this way, right? I think it's time for me to report this irresponsible 'Songping' to Mr. General Uncle' gone. Hmph~"

Originally, he thought it would be all right to wait for Gintoki to rescue Kagura, but he didn't expect that the gunport in the center of the shogunate spaceship had already started to gather yellow light.We assumed thought just now in mind more.You must ask the general to report it, or you will die!But can I live until then... I'm going to die!

The white halo that converges from the muzzle outward emits a strong light that is particularly dazzling. As the halo gets bigger and bigger, it is obvious that it will be fired soon.

The people around started to panic, shouting "run away, run away" all the time, just... run away?Can you escape?I looked worriedly at the place where Silver Time was first devoured just now, and clenched my fists tightly, but before I could recover, a silver-haired man suddenly jumped out of it, and at the same time there was A little girl shouted: "That's my vinegar Kumbu Aru!"

The two people who jumped out were Kagura and Gintoki, but the way they came out was really unimaginable.

I turned my head to face the cannon on the shogunate spaceship, which was gradually gathering energy at this time, and turned my head to look at the two "fathers" who were still talking about such boring topics as "a man should be self-reliant when his hair grows down", the corners of his mouth twitched Said: "Enough is enough, you two, such a wretched topic can continue."

"I didn't bring up the obscene topic first." The master of Xinghaifang showed an obscene smile at this time, and he and Yinshi looked at each other with a tacit understanding, which made me start to imagine in my heart about "Double Dad", "White Yasha" CP Xinghai Fangzhu" and other obscene thoughts, the two of them jumped up high, the weapons in their hands went straight down and shouted in unison: "It's almost time to end everything!"

After a loud noise, the big bright red ball slowly collapsed with the two people as the center, and after a loud noise, continuous explosions followed.Accompanied by the violent shaking, I was almost unsteady. I used Kagura's umbrella to hit the ground, and helped Shinpachi, who was also unsteady, and the guy turned around and threw me off and lay on the ground looking for my glasses.

The big alien BOSS that was just eliminated should at least have a handsome appearance. After taking over, it is now lying on top of the green meridian-like thing and trying to climb up, but the one who doesn't give face is still Kagura yelled "Give me back my vinegar kelp", and then kicked Gintoki off.

My mouth becomes an "O" shape.

Sitting on Yinshi and beating him up, I smiled and tried to stop him helplessly, but Master Xinghaifang pulled Kagura-chan down one step ahead of me, and hugged the struggling God tightly. Le Jiang, even took off the flying cap that Xinghai Fangzhu was wearing, and immediately I was petrified.what do i seeThe striped head of Master Xinghaifang.

At this time, Kagura suddenly became quiet, slowly turned his head with peasy eyes, looked at his father's hairstyle, and said dumbly: "It's vinegar kelp." Then... the devil's claws stretched out to the poor one A lock of hair, and that lock of hair was removed alive.

The hair on the right side instantly became bald, still glowing under the light.

I looked at the Xinghai Fangzhu with a barcoded head in surprise, and he became half bald in a few seconds.That look, uh... makes me laugh.Will I get spanked if I laugh?But it's really funny...

"Ah! What the hell are you doing!!!!" Stretching out his hands to cover his semi-bald head, the master of Xinghai Fang had a painful expression on his face: "You actually took away the most important kelp that father has!"

On the other side, Gintoki also woke up, and kept shaking Kagura's shoulders with both hands: "What are you eating, spit it out quickly!" However, Kagura still chewed happily.Suddenly, there was a feeling of wanting to burst into laughter.I kept looking at the head of Master Xinghaifang, even when the laser from the cannon suddenly fired, I still looked at his head, like a mirror reflecting the strong light of the beam without a doubt.

It was only in an instant that I realized that the situation was wrong. Behind the strong light, the bald man in the mirror stood up, and then a black shadow blocked a small part of the strong light in front of me, and I could feel it. The scorching heat released by the laser cannon.

An arm wrapped around my shoulders and pulled me towards him, followed by a loud bang.The billowing heat wave rolled up, and it also carried the pungent smell of smoke.There are many things that are completely inconsistent with this world flashing in my mind, but when the light slowly dissipates, what immediately floods into my mind are the memories after I came to this world, whether it was at the Matsushita private school or on the battlefield against barbarians, no matter Whether it was the memory of Mr. Songyang when he was alive or after his death, whether it was in the general's mansion or in the Shinsengumi, one by one, it flashed quickly in a few seconds.

I looked up in disbelief as I was hugged into the arms of the man, with silver-white curly hair, hugged Kagura-chan tightly to prevent him from being affected by the heat wave, and at the same time pulled me behind him and Kagura , also took me seriously.

Blocked the laser cannon with an umbrella, and then tried his best to the unconscious Xinghaifangzhu.Shinpachi and Gintoki went up to look worriedly, and I stretched out my hand to pull Kagura into my arms.Covering the wound on her side with her hand, the emotions in her heart were extraordinarily complicated.But no matter how complicated it is, I spit it out in Yinshi's sentence "Only the bald man on the right side".

Hello!I finally brewed feelings!

***

it is finally over.

The setting sun reflected the sky, a piece of crimson.

Behind the bridge leading to the "Universe Terminal", I was calculating and calculating the cleanup plan with the captain of the second team.When I looked back at Gintoki and Shinpachi's leaving back, I became more determined Gintoki's original intention of letting Kagura leave, and I was even more determined that Gintoki was a big fool!

He didn't forget that I was still holding me behind him when it exploded, maybe he was used to protecting others.It can be seen from the fact that he tightly protects Kagura on his chest, that guy.

I really want to chase him back.