[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

I was pushed out of the window, just when I was about to fall into the mouth of the alien population, when I was almost in a state of despair, just at this critical moment - the alien monster suddenly began to struggle painfully, from the mouth The big white dog spewing out green blood, stained with green blood, and the man sitting on its back—Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand towards me, and grabbed my wrist tightly, Pulled me onto the back of the big dog.

Before I could speak, the big dog climbed up under the name of Yinshi.Stepping on the vertical wall with the front legs, stepping back and falling into the same line with the front legs, jumping up, then stepping on the alien monster on the other side, and continuing to climb upwards.I could clearly see Kagura, who was tightly bound by the sticky tentacles of the alien monster, and was about to stuff it into his mouth.

"Kagura——!" As soon as I finished speaking, Gintoki had already pulled out the wooden knife, and chopped the alien monster that wanted to swallow Kagura, and it burst instantly like a burst balloon, and there was an unpleasant smell.

Calling Kagura's name, the little girl with the bun head slowly turned her head, Gintoki stretched out her hand to grab Kagura who also stretched out her hand, but they were about to touch each other between the two hands, but they still missed each other And then... Kagura was pulled up, and Gintoki and I started to land on the body of the big dog, and the distance between us was getting bigger and bigger.

I hastily called Yinshi's name, looked at Yinshi in front of me, stood up, put the wooden knife in my mouth, bent my knees and squatted on the back of the big dog, suddenly jumped up, and squeezed out a word from between my teeth : "I don't need you to tell me!" As soon as the words fell, the wooden knife in his hand directly pierced into the alien monster, and his hands were hanging in the air while holding the handle of the knife.

And I was still sitting on the back of the big dog, leaning back, with both hands propped on the back of the big dog, I suddenly did a backflip and jumped up. After landing firmly, I wanted to find something to use as a weapon I just turned my head, and what greeted me was darkness.Because I felt that my breathing was a little hard, I looked around, what's wrong?Huh?Why is it so humid?Is it foggy?Why does the back of the neck hurt a little?Was the back of the neck attacked by a soldier with a length of 1.6 meters?What's happening here? !

Somewhat startled, he raised his hand and pushed the top, but what he touched was a fluffy mass.An ominous premonition lingered in my heart, so I yelled "Wow, ah, ah, ah".

"Dingchun, that's not something to eat! You'll have diarrhea after eating it!" Yinshi's voice came suddenly, and then the tingling sensation gradually eased, and the light came in, and I saw the big white dog slowing down in front of me. Slowly closing his mouth, he let out an aggrieved "grunt".

It's like kicking it!Is he the big white dog Dingchun raised by Dingchun?Demo, it's shameful to be cute, you know that?

Dingchun jumped up and down on the deck of the ship, tearing apart the alien monster that was pounced on it with his claws, and then jumped to nowhere after a while.I looked around, because I didn't have a saber with me, so I wanted to find something easier and harder to use as a weapon, but I found a dark purple umbrella not far away.

I walked slowly to the dark purple umbrella, knelt down to pick it up, and looked up at Xinghai Fangzhu, who was shuttled around the disgusting sticky body of the pink alien monster, dotted with disgusting green blood. The weapon is also an umbrella.From this point of view, this umbrella is Kagura's weapon.

"Well, just use it... it shouldn't matter, right?!" I said to myself, and then looked at the empty waist, and I couldn't help thinking that the "Shinsengumi member uniform" and "saber" must be must-haves when going out in the future. Prepare, otherwise, it is really a disadvantage.

Thinking of this, I held the umbrella handle tightly with both hands and put it on my side, bent my knees and ran forward, pushing aside the sticky alien monster in front of me to look for Kagura's figure.

At this moment, an unbelievable voice came from the Shinsengumi: "Look, isn't that... Qinghe!"

Just as they were about to finally notice me, a columnar pink tentacle swung towards me.A hasty backflip out of the way as a pink monster with a gaping mouth suddenly popped up above me and I was sucked straight into it.The sticky saliva and saliva are slightly corrosive.He chuckled lightly, thinking that this meant that he could kill me and underestimate me.

Holding the umbrella tightly in his hand, he slashed along the soft wall of his mouth, and with a sudden force of his arm, he quickly slashed in the air.After the movement stopped, there was a pause for half a second, and the light penetrated in through the messy slits, and the whole monster was instantly torn apart.Other than some sticky blood dripping on me, the rest was fine.

I saw me being swallowed just now, but now I appear safe and sound, the unbelievable appearance of Hoshikaibo, I probably still have the impression of the rude shrew in the Shinsengumi back then.Come to think of it, a woman like me has nothing but a mouth.

The fierce battle at this time is considered to be a small end, but it does not mean that we are safe.On the deck of this civil spaceship that has been wrapped in pink monsters, most of them are dilapidated corpses of alien creatures, with disgusting green blood flowing.But one wave after another, the shogunate spaceship gradually approaching from a distance, the shiny gun port is clearly aimed at us.

Yinshi and Xinghaifangzhu, who had just fought side by side, also died. One left arm was dripping with bright red blood, and the other left arm simply disappeared. What came out was the electronic internal structure struggling with electric wires.

Putting the umbrella on my shoulder, I walked towards the two of them: "Okay, that's about it."

"I said you two, although you are both from Earth, you are not bad at what you are capable of." Looking around to see if there were any remaining tentacles, Xinghai Fangzhu gasped slightly, but his tone was still full of excitement.And in the same way, I could hear the same excitement in Yinshi's tone: "I can't be happy to be praised by a monster like you! How can one arm really hit you?"

Laughing, Master Xinghaifang turned his head to look at Yinshi who was shoulder to shoulder with him: "Aren't you also an arm? Well, I won't quarrel with you! Go back quickly and bring that woman back with you."

Hearing "Take that woman back together", I was stunned for a moment, looked around for a while, then raised my hand weakly and pointed to my nose in surprise, I didn't realize for a while whether he was talking about me or not. .But besides me, there are no other women around - of course, if the Kagura kid who is only fourteen or fifteen years old is also considered a "woman", that's a different matter.

Yinshi's red eyes and white eyebrows raised upwards, and he murmured in a helpless tone: "I really want to take her back, but her temper is more stubborn than mine. If you haven't achieved your goal, who I would be willing to leave with such a body.”

The reasons piled up indiscriminately were thrown at me, I snorted helplessly, stood beside Yinshi and turned around, shoulder to shoulder with the two of them, the dark purple umbrella in my right hand was handed over to my left, and The right hand that was left idle grasped Yinshi's left hand, with hot and bright red stickiness, and at the same time said: "Yes, how could you be reconciled."

"You two?!" A slightly surprised tone.

"Don't worry, we didn't think about taking such a noisy little girl back." Looking up at the sky, Yinshi held my right hand and said, "Of course, I didn't intend to die here either. ! However, I don't want to see that girl die here!"

After a moment's pause, Master Xinghaifang laughed "hummingly": "What an interesting guy, I seem to understand why Kagura cares about you so much."

Not far away, the pink alien creature waiting for an opportunity to continue attacking is still waiting for an opportunity. I raised the umbrella I was holding in my left hand and tilted my head: "Hey, monk, it's almost ready! Let's stop here for chatting. As the 'Master of Xinghaifang', you should know the weakness of this 'cosmic monster'! The shogunate spaceships over there have already arrived, haven't you looked at the shiny muzzle aiming here?"

"Heh, although you are not convinced by this woman, it is true. The core of the parasitic cosmic monster must be hidden somewhere in this spaceship. Destroy that, and the monster will stop." As soon as Xinghai Fangzhu's words fell, I, who was still holding Yinshi's left hand just now, stopped it instantly, turned around, raised my arms and grabbed the dark purple umbrella in my hand, and said, "You two 'semi-disabled', take a good rest." Then jumped up and slashed towards the alien monster.

"Haha, don't underestimate us! Although we are like this now, but..." The two took a step in unison, with an umbrella and a knife, and they shot together in almost tacit understanding: "Together they are two arms!"

When the alien creatures on both sides fell to the ground with a muffled sound, Gintoki bared his teeth and roared against the tacit cooperation just now: "Although I feel uncomfortable, I will cooperate with you in order to save Kagura. Remember to remember it afterward Thank me!"

"That's it, thank you!"

After using it just now, I can basically grasp how to use the long-barreled "gun" that comes with this umbrella. However, at this moment, the bottom of the spaceship exploded for no reason.The place where I was standing suddenly caved in.The body fell downwards, Yinshi jumped up and was about to grab my arm, but I landed on a red sticky and slippery thing.

"That's it!" Xinghai Fangzhu looked down at the big red ball I landed on: "This is the first time I have seen such a big ball, it seems that it has absorbed too much energy from the space terminal station, and it collapsed under the fat ground Bottom of the boat." Just now, he was telling us about it, but suddenly he muttered in astonishment: "God, Kagura?!"

I was also stunned for a moment, and rushed towards the side where Kagura was, my fingers touched Kagura's delicate and smooth face, and I was instantly trapped by the green "tongue" thing and pulled into it.And the red outer layer quickly covered the green, squeezing my fingers out of the sticky and slippery.The cold temperature on Kagura's cheek just now is not at all the same as the temperature of the little face I pinched when I was in the Shinsengumi yesterday.

"Swallowed in?!" Yinshi knelt down and slid his hands on the ground, looking for a gap.

Compared with Yinshi, Xinghai Fangzhu seemed a little desperate: "Oh no! This way I can't give this guy a fatal blow. If this thing dies, Kagura and Kagura will not be able to live!"

"There should be a way, don't worry." I stood up on this big sticky red meat ball with difficulty, and I began to regret it in my heart. If I knew it, I would have continued to squeeze the elevator.At first, I thought I was running away by jumping from the window, because even if the sticky thing fell, it wouldn't fall to death.

Just when he was trying to figure out a way, the spaceship of the shogunate seemed to be unable to wait at last: "The civilians around the space terminal station listen up, please leave the space terminal station quickly! In order to kill the space monster with one blow, the cannon is about to be fired. Repeat..."

"Oh, isn't this the amazing little wild cat picked up by the general? But even the little wild cat picked up by the general can't organize me to attend my daughter's 17th birthday party. But it's hard work to save uncle and you, Then you are limited to leave the 'Universe Terminal' within three seconds. I will fire on the count of three..." After finishing this interruption with almost no punctuation and no emotion, the external loudspeaker echoed in the The sky has not dissipated for a long time.

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I could vaguely know who it was after hearing the voice.Because he didn't learn mathematics well and couldn't count from "one" to "three", he casually used the excuse of "men can live as long as they can remember one" to beat the adult of the Metropolitan Police Department casually.

what to do? !How to do how to do! ?Three seconds, not to mention the joy of saving the gods, is not even enough time for him to escape.Besides, can that guy really count to three? !I'm not a man, bastard!