[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

To be honest, I think Master Xinghai Fang has a pretty good temper, and he didn't get angry with me when I talked to him like that. Of course, I personally think part of the reason is because I am a "woman". "Don't have the same knowledge as women" is the principle of most men.

After Hoshikaibozu left, Shinsengumi heard that an alarm "alien monster" had attacked a certain supermarket bank.Wearing the costume of a dinosaur "little monster", Master Juda silently boarded the imperial police car under the extension of my contempt, and the person who asked Master Juda to put on that kind of "cruel and devoid of conscience", It was Okita Sougo who gave me a thumbs up at this time, bared his teeth at me as if he had been played badly, and made a wretched smile.

I sighed helplessly and shook my head, yawned again and again, turned around and went back to the room.

For this mission, they still wouldn't let me leave the Zhensengumi, they insisted on letting me clean up the Zhensengumi.I said, do they regard me as a member of the Shinsengumi or do they regard me as the cleaning obasan here!

I saw Xinghai Fangzhu again, it was the evening of that day, Xinghai Fangzhu brought back a little girl who had lost her soul, the two of them were eating in the cafeteria, and there were only a handful of people in the cafeteria.The little girl brought back by Xinghai Fangzhu, I clearly remember that this little girl is the Kagura sauce of "All Things House".What surprised me even more was that Kagura-chan called Xinghai Fangzhu "Dad", so my chin almost made close contact with the ground.

I wanted to go up and say hello, but what surprised me was that when the little girl saw me, she said, "Eh? You are... Cabbage?"

The hand that had just raised it to be passive paused for a moment, and then slowly twitched a few times.

I really want to know how that damn girl got my nickname "Cabbage" from!Could it be Yinshi who said it, no way no way!If it was him, she would be dead.

After the meal, Master Xinghai Fang asked Kagura to follow me back to the room first, he was going to talk to Kondo Kikucho for some reason.I stretched my muscles and brought Kagura into my room. Before closing the door, I stretched out my head and looked around outside the door. After making sure that no one was there, I closed the door and put it on the cushion, crossed my legs and thought about it. Whether or not to ask about the "cabbage" nickname.But it's embarrassing to ask directly!

"That," I thought about what kind of euphemism would be better: "'Monk (Fangzhu, meaning bald, bald)' is your father? By the way, how could such a possible little girl have such a wretched father. But Why are you here? Where is Yinshi?"

I don't know how to find it, but when I mentioned "Silver Time", Kagura-chan's eyes that were still sparkling just now became lifeless in an instant: "Ayin, Ayin said... the earth is too small, Can't stand me..."

I was almost choked to death by her words, and there was a scream, but in a trance, Kagura's cheeks slid down with big tears.Under her choking, I understood the general idea of ​​the matter.

The famous Xinghai Fangzhu is the father of Kagura-chan, but as a "father", the Fangzhu seems not so "competent".Kagura has been left alone in that dark building.However, the current Xinghai Fangzhu wants to atone for his sins and bring Kagura back to his side.Unbeknownst to her, Kagura already has a group of companions that she can truly get the companions she wants happily and who she wants to be with forever.

Choking and sniffing, the appearance of Kagura-chan made me feel very distressed.And he was still sobbing, his deep blue eyes widened: "I thought, I thought... I thought I could be together forever! Together forever..."

When Gintoki lost his memory, it was Kagura who stayed in Master House and refused to leave, and it was Kagura who said that he would accompany "Dashu" to the end.Kagura never gave up on Gintoki, but Gintoki gave up on Kagura.

Unconsciously, he wiped away the tears on Kagura-chan's cheeks with his fingers, and pinched her delicate little face with his fingers in her astonished eyes: "Kagura, I don't know how to comfort you about this kind of thing, because Silver That idiot at the time... Heh, he always distorts his good intentions. I can't fully understand the cause and effect of the matter from your words, but... Now that this is the case, if you don't mind, I will send you to the universe terminal tomorrow Stand up. Although it seems that there is no importance compared to Yinshi, although we don't seem to have known each other for a long time! But you are indeed the most important person in Yinshi."

Still choking with tears, Kagura said vaguely, "Thank you, Cabbage."

I pursed my lips in extreme displeasure, looked up at the ceiling and responded perfunctorily: "Ang, Ang! You're welcome! If you don't call me 'cabbage', it will probably be more pleasant."

***

In the early morning of the next day, I woke up very early for the first time, and went to ask Mr. Kikudai for instructions. After getting permission, I changed into casual clothes and went to the hotel where Hoshikaibozu and Kagura were staying, and headed to the "Universe Terminal".

In the luxurious waiting room of the "Cosmic Terminal", I held two spaceship tickets to a certain planet, looked down at the two people sitting on the sofa in the waiting room, and said, "Well, it's almost time. You guys Be safe, both of you! Although we haven’t known each other for long, you’ll be fine there.” Then, I handed my two tickets to the father and daughter respectively.

Master Xinghaifang reached out to take it, while Kagura continued to remain silent, his dull eyes fixed on one place.The blue eyes looked extraordinarily gloomy, and the tassels on the little bun's head hung down.And all of this was seen by his father, but he still stuffed the ticket into Kagura's hand stiffly: "We're leaving soon, let's get ready, Kagura."

The ticket that was stuffed into Kagura's hand twitched with her slender white fingers, still bowing her head silently.

"At least we've been together for a while, but there's no one to see us off," the words should have been regrettable, but in the mouth of Xinghai Fangzhu, it was as if everything was taken for granted. He glanced at me, and the next The words were particularly contemptuous: "It seems that in the end, you are the only one who thinks you are very familiar with each other, and those other guys don't think so at all."

Looking at Kagura's moved eyes, he was almost tearing up.

"I don't think that's the case. Maybe it's because I don't want to see my closest and most beloved companion leave. Maybe some idiot is still entangled in his strawberry pattern underwear and blue striped underwear. See you for the last time." Little Kagura, should I wear a little strawberry or a blue pattern?' and other very mentally handicapped questions." Regarding my words, Kagura raised her head in astonishment as if in response to my reaction, and the Xinghai Fangzhu What came back to me was a look of surprise.

"Oh," Leaning forward, Xinghai Fangzhu put his elbows on his knees and lowered his head, "Women on Earth still don't understand that beasts like us are either hated or used. There are only two possibilities! Normal people would be scared to death when they saw us fighting."

With a laugh, I raised my hand and rubbed it on Kagura's head: "It's okay, I think if I see an uncle fighting, I will definitely think 'ah, what does this pervert want to do! Stay away from me Come on, don’t hurt me.” Then I hid away in fear. But if it’s a cute girl like Kagura-chan who pokes at me, I will definitely take a step forward and come forward to save Kagura-chan of."

"You..." He hadn't finished speaking when the ticket inspection prompt sounded.

After hearing this, the owner of Xinghaifang sighed and said to me: "Thank you very much for sending me and Kagura. But we should go." Saying this, the owner of the workshop stood up and held Kagura with his hand hand, the other hand grabbed the umbrella beside him and took a big step forward.Kagura couldn't react for a while and staggered. After realizing it, he turned his head and looked at me, his eyes filled with reluctance.

Then I watched the backs of the two leave, and I sighed.At this time, I couldn't help but still think, in fact, it is not good to be able to get the love of my father.I didn't leave, but continued to sit on the sofa in the waiting room looking up at the ceiling in a daze.

I might be able to understand why Gintoki did this.

Standing up, I turned around and was about to walk towards the elevator. At this moment, there was a commotion from nowhere.

There was a loud noise, and the glass on the floor where I was was shattered instantly, splashing out with white glass shards.A few civilians came to their senses in an instant. Some civilians were already wounded, and hurriedly rushed towards the elevator clutching their wounds.At the same time, the elevator opened, and people flocked to rush into the elevator.I was squeezed out and wanted to tell people not to panic but no one listened to me.

If I had known this would happen, I would have come out in Shinsengumi's uniform, at least to be a little convincing.More importantly, because I changed into casual clothes, I didn't wear a saber with me, and I was a little flustered when it suddenly became like this.The familiar alarm sounded, and immediately there was a red first-level alarm at the place where the battleship encountered.

It was too late for me to think too much, the pink, disgusting and sticky thing protruded from the cracked window and sucked on the ground. The originally luxurious waiting room was now in a mess.I followed the flow of people and wanted to take the elevator together, but it was so crowded that I couldn't get in anyway.

"Fuck! It's been a long time since I've said that!" I spit, looked around, looked at the broken sofa, pulled out the steel pipe inside, and looked at the disgusting things that were already densely crawling. The window, waving his hand to chop the densely packed disgusting creatures in front of him, splashed out a viscous green liquid, which should be their "blood".

When I jumped out of the window sill and stood by the window and looked down from the top, I found that the ground was already full of those disgusting pink things, growing extremely fast.Not far away are Kikudai-sama, Okita Sougo and everyone from the Shinsengumi who are wearing alien monster costumes at this time, and above me is a spaceship that has been tightly wrapped by sticky pink weird creatures , and make one after another sound.

"Look, that! Isn't that Qinghe—!" A Shinsengumi member whose eyebrows were connected together pointed at me and shouted loudly, and I immediately raised my hand, wanting to ask Okita Sougo Toshiro Hijikata, Where did my knife go.However, before I could speak, the pink cosmic monster suddenly raised its tentacles and threw the intruding Master Kikudai, who played the role of the alien mother, into the air.

In fact, I have always been curious about one thing, why is it not the father but the mother?Why do you insist on changing your own gender, Master Juchang!How do you face A Miao like this?

No, the building is crooked.

The pink monsters suddenly swarmed up, and before I could say anything, the guys from the Shinsengumi ran away.I jumped anxiously and really wanted to throw the steel pipe in my hand on their heads, but the distance was too far to throw it over.When I was jumping to vent my anger, there was a sudden sound behind me. I turned my head and looked at the guy who jumped towards me with his mouth open and drooling, his sharp teeth trembling.

I waved the steel pipe in my hand behind me to chop it, and then I bit the steel pipe tightly with my mouth. First, the steel pipe broke completely with force, and I was also pushed out of the window.Looking up at the tightly wrapped spaceship, following the falling body, I turned my head and looked at the pink monster that opened its mouth wide and followed me at this time, with tightly clenched fists, I couldn't help cursing and thinking Said: "Fuck, are you dead?"