[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

In the dead of night under the moon, moths pounce on the flickering street lamps.The gloomy and strange scene, surely nothing good will happen... I thought quietly in my heart.

I sincerely hope it’s not the thing I’m worried about—recently, there have been frequent murders by “knife testers” near Kabukicho, and everyone in Kokka Samurai is panicking.Not only that, but the Shinsengumi, which is a special police force, has also stepped up patrols, even at night.

Last month, because of my relationship with Gintoki, I had some unilateral unhappiness, and I went to the "Smile Bar" at the instigation of Mrs. Kikuta. When we were chatting vigorously, I found a few ronin with swords appeared , and several of them are members of our "Foxtail Club".The people in the Shinsengumi were also playing happily and didn't notice.

I used the excuse of "going to the bathroom", but the essence was to meet them and ask about the situation.

According to them, Hashita Kahei, a big chaebol in Hashitaya, Kabukicho, is hiring barbarians and ronin everywhere, and they are plotting something. Moreover, there seem to be members of the "Foxtail Club" (the members have always claimed to be Wuhu) Organization Ronin) issued an invitation, and the amount was quite a lot.Because without my permission, most people refused to participate, but a small number of people couldn't resist the temptation and agreed to that thing, but I don't know exactly what to do.

At this time, that incident has come to an end, and the reason for gathering so many "people with lofty ideals" is just to find my grandson, which made me speechless for a long time.But this is all off topic, the point is that the big chaebol seems to have hired a man who is called "a man who is cut like a hide".And after being in the Shinsengumi for so long, I have also learned a lot about the "Big Barbarian Sect". That man is now also a member of Yu Gaoshan's Ghost Squad.

I thought there was not much connection between the two, but the facts are always against me.

I seem to be that "unlucky".The white wakizashi pinned to his waist seems to be able to detect the smell of blood. A man walking slowly from a distance, wearing a bamboo hat, approached me step by step with his head down.Although I seemed to be walking forward calmly, just when I was about to pass by the man, he spoke: "Ah, my luck is really good, I met two incredible people in one night." Characters. Right, Qinghe Bacai."

He took a tight breath, but controlled himself to calm down, didn't make a sound, pretended that he didn't hear anything and continued to move forward.But at this time, the man turned around, and continued with a strange emphasis: "Your breathing has changed, and you can't avoid it. I heard that Qinghe Bacai, the 'poison concubine' who was on the battlefield against barbarians, has now been reduced to become a member of the shogunate." Running dog, no one believed it at first, and only when they saw it for real, would they know how depraved the "legendary woman" was now."

I slowly turned around, pointed at my nose and said with a smile: "Are you referring to me? You said I am Qinghe Bacai? I'm sorry, I'm just passing by to make soy sauce. You admit your mistake." I'm dead." After I finished speaking, I was going to turn around and continue to leave, but the sound of the scabbard rubbing against the knife came from behind me.

Fortunately, my reaction ability is better, and the moment that person drew his sword and rushed up, he turned around and avoided, but the cuffs of the Zhenxuan team uniform on his body were scraped off, revealing the white shirt inside.

I took two steps back and looked at the man vigilantly: "I've said no, what else do you want to do? Don't you say 'don't hit women' in your basic principles?"

The man didn't speak, he moved quickly twice, and he was already in front of me.My eyes widened and my pupils constricted, and I looked straight at the blade of the knife in the man's hand, which was slashing at me with a plum red light.Turning over and taking two steps back, I pulled out the Taidao from my waist, trying to block the opponent's attack with the Taidao, but what I didn't expect was that the two swords faced each other after the silver light flashed, and my Taidao broke after the crisp sound .

It was too late to pull out Wakizashi, and the strangely colored blade in the man's hand sank directly into my left shoulder blade until it penetrated, pushing me back a few meters and nailing me to the wall of the wooden house.It was too late to cry out the pain, watching the strange color of blood flowing along the blade, the knife seemed to have a spirituality, absorbing the blood that slipped from the shoulder blade at all times.

"Actually, it's nothing more than that, the person who used to fight with 'that lord'." With a sarcastic tone, the man withdrew his hand and drew the knife, turned the handle of the knife, and stabbed towards my heart.Squatting in a hurry and staggering the blade, I pulled out the wakizashi from my waist and swung it upwards, cutting off half of the man's bamboo hat. Turn pale.

This man is blind?

The man's subsequent attack accurately judged my location, and he seemed to be able to hear the route I escaped by virtue of his voice.No wonder, he was able to hear the changes in my breathing, thus clearly affirming my true identity.This blind swordsman should be the one I was thinking of just now—a man cut like a hide.

He is really a tricky guy, let alone how strong that person is, the knife in his hand is enough for me to dawdle for a while.If I don't get rid of it quickly, I will most likely die in his hands.Although I know it is difficult, this kind of battle is like an opportunity to escape.

Ren Zhan Bi Zang's footwork was extremely fast, as if looking for me to kill me, he dodged behind me, and I could almost feel the sound of the blade cutting through the condensed air.

Stepping away, turning around, Wakizashi collided with the weird plum-red knife, and then used his strength to move back a few meters to open the distance, holding the handle of the knife with both hands and turning slightly, intending to use this to cheer, just a step forward But had to stop.

The knife in Ren Zhan's hand seems to have changed in an instant. The whole knife seems to have become a huge machete in an instant. The blade is much wider than before, and the center is like a long dark metal. Surrounding it is the plum red blade, sometimes flashing through the meridians with light.What was even more frightening was that the knife seemed to have been integrated with that person's arm, and the disgusting black tentacles penetrated into the flesh.

"That's not a knife, it's like the electrification pattern of an electronic chip. It penetrates into the skin to wrap the flesh and is actually connected to the blood vessel..." Looking at the flickering demon knife as if it was breathing in disbelief, I lowered my arms and looked up. He began to raise the corners of his mouth and looked at Ren Zhan Sizang: "I advise you, no matter what your purpose is, give up that knife! Although it seems very powerful, in fact it is absorbing your 'life force'! I don't know if you control the knife, or...the knife controls you."

Weird ironic laughter, that guy seemed to have known it for a long time, the footwork was useless to stop, the knife in his hand was straight, flashed quickly in the footwork, this time he was not so lucky and only pierced the shoulder blade.I just felt the pain as if I was about to be torn apart suddenly spread all over my body. It has been a long time since I have been injured so badly since the end of the barbarian war.In other words, it's been a long time since I thought about such a thing as "I will die at any time".

The eyelids began to become heavy, and the ones submerged in the abdomen were pulled out.I think if I hurt my spine, I will really go to see Teacher Songyang.

When I was about to lose consciousness, I heard Ren Zhan Bi Zang's emphasis at the end, which seemed to be regrettable: "If you let 'that master' know that all my former comrades-in-arms look so useless, what expression will they make? "

"He'll... laugh."

***

Gritting their teeth, Hijikata and Okita, who had been arguing endlessly, finally couldn't help it and exploded their own small universe: "I said you two should give me enough time, don't you know that the patient needs to rest? You guys come again It’s fine to discuss the matter of the “knife tester” when I was visiting the doctor, but there was still a fight here! Do you think you can’t beat the two of you if the old lady is injured! Bastard! I really don’t understand that these two people are clearly A guy who fights and quarrels when we meet, but basically most of the actions are carried out by two people together, there should be a limit to love and kill each other!"

Just now, a fool who drew a knife and carried a bazooka, after I roared, I didn't know whether it was my conscience or something, so I put down the "murder weapon".And Master Juda, who was sitting beside me calmly with cross-legged, laughing boldly "Ahaha", at this time, I couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Rolling my eyes and pursing my lips, I turned my back to Mrs. Ju Chang, and then my expression became painful: "Mr Ju Chang, I'm sorry, is it because I can't express well? What I want is 'quiet around', not for you' Take it off clean'!"

"Cough cough," Hijikata coughed, making the atmosphere serious again, and drawing our attention to him, "The most radical and dangerous man of the 'Big Barbarians' ronin, Shinsuke Takasugi. You should know him best, According to what you said, the person who injured you was the one who led the "Ghost Soldier Squad" who is known as the "Ren Zan Nizo" - Okada Shizo?"

"Well, he's not an easy guy to deal with. The knife in his hand is definitely a veritable monster knife." When I think of the appearance of that knife, I feel an incredible feeling.Last night, if I hadn't been discovered by the fast police patrolling at night, I would probably have lost too much blood and my body was cold.

"Yamazaki!" Shouted Yamazaki, who was standing by the door, "Go and investigate about Ren Zhan Bi Zang..."

"Wait!" Stopped Yamazaki who was about to turn around and leave, I gritted my teeth, thinking of being injured by that kind of demon knife, and I even gave up counterattack at that time, I couldn't help feeling a sense of shame welling up in my heart.If Yamazaki takes such an adventure, it is very likely to encounter danger, so it is best to minimize all losses.After careful consideration, I sat down and decided: "Just leave this matter to me. I almost died under that kind of knife. How can I let it go?"

Hijikata looked at me deeply for a while, and then glanced at Kondo as if asking for advice.

"This matter can be entrusted to you, but you must keep in touch with us at all times." Kondo spoke, and Hijikata had nothing else to say, just stood up and lowered his head and threw me a sentence: "No one will hold a funeral for you when you die .”

I grinned and looked up at the ceiling.

Since it is just handed over to me, I have to think about where to start.

——"Yeah, my luck is really good. I met two incredible people in one day. Right, Qinghe Bacai."

——"If you let 'that expert' know that all your former comrades-in-arms look so useless, what expression will they make?"

Silver hour?Or... Gui!