[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

"It's okay, boss, because we have eight eyes here."

As soon as this remark came out, the boss was completely dumbfounded.Those three people looked at me in amazement, obviously they didn't expect me to be so enlightened, but when I foolishly smiled at them, the hard-to-heart expressions of the three of them disappeared immediately, Only the boss was shocked on the spot.

"I'm old." After a while, the boss stood up, but his tone did not have that sad feeling: "But fortunately, I have you, so I can feel at ease. Our warriors will always be immortal."

I was basically immune to the uplifting words, so I handed the bowl to the boss and said with a smile: "Boss, you see, we are both samurai, so let's buy one and get one free! Another bowl of ramen... Let’s add more chopped green onions and more soup, boss!”

I looked at the boss with a bright smile, looking like a fool who didn't take advantage of it.

The boss was stunned for a few seconds, then picked up my bowl with a big laugh and turned around to serve me noodles, looked at the other three people and asked, "Do you want more, you three young men?"

Seeing my precedent, the three people who were gloomy just now became active immediately.

"Ah, the boss's soba noodles are delicious, give me another bowl."

"I want it too, I want ramen noodles! Don't add some chopped green onion!...Oh, by the way, do you have red bean paste? Mustard and red bean paste must be there~ Boss!"

"Hand-Pulled Noodle."

Uh, you can probably tell which person said that sentence, right?

The boss returned the ramen to me with a smile, and said leisurely: "Red bean paste? Ha, can I still eat that with ramen? I'm old and can't eat sweets! I'm sorry, no."

"If you don't have it, you don't need to give it to him! What if he eats too much and has cavities?" I happily squeezed wasabi on the ramen again and again, and the choking taste of the first bite filled my mouth and nose It's cool.

"Eh? Boss, it's been a long time since your place is so lively?"

Just when the few of us were enjoying ourselves, the curtain of the store was lifted, and three weird celestial beings came to the door, one of the men poked his wolf head in and looked around, and said with a sneer: "Oh, so Is it a family of four? Why, come here for a trip?"

I, Yinshi, and Takasugi were eating noodles on the table, but they were all squinting at Gui to ask him to say something.

Gui coughed lightly, and then his voice immediately became a woman's voice: "Ah, yes! We are actually distant relatives of the old man." As he spoke, he kept staring at the boss.

"I think it's too pitiful for me to be here alone, just come and see me, three masters, right? Come in and sit down? Soba noodles or ramen?" As he spoke, he walked out from the kitchen side and greeted those three days. people.

I thought that was all there was to it, but I didn't expect the three heavenly beings to raise their hands and push the boss.

The boss is very tall and strong, but he just took a step back.Those heavenly people said in a bad tone: "Whoever wants to eat such dirty pig food here, you are the only ones who eat it! Didn't I tell you many times, you! Get out of here! Build us a toilet! Hey, you guys can eat in the toilet in the future, you really can eat it! You guys say yes, hahaha... huh?"

The laughter drew an arc and stopped abruptly. I clapped my hands as if I had just done something important. Looking at the ramen bowl that slowly slid down from Tianren's face, I heard a "pop" and it shattered. Cracked.What was shown was the wolf's head with ramen hanging on it, followed by the sound of Tianren coughing, obviously choking on wasabi.

This can't be a monster, who made his human body structure, especially the head structure, different from human beings, and I can't blame me for the bowl hanging on his nose.

"Boss, it turns out that this is a toilet! You let us eat in the toilet, it's really tantalizing! You heavenly masters are really serious, haven't you watched others eat, so you don't have good deeds and don't look at them?" .Watching us eat is just a matter of passing the brain. What should be said and what should not be said. Don’t most of you heavenly beings do things without going through the brain? Look, a pile of leftover ramen is piled on your face Let's go." I said like a little girl who didn't know what to say, then jumped off the chair and tugged at Yinshi's sleeve beside me: "Father, let's go, this is the toilet, I don't want to eat here."

After being wiped clean by the two celestial beings behind him, the celestial being obviously still hadn't recovered from the wasabi choking, he spoke in an awkward tone and angrily drew out his sword and pointed at me: "You bold maniac! , actually attacked me, do you know that I am the commander of the wolf head army!"

"We are here to travel, how do we know who you are?" I said." Yinshi stood up and stopped me behind him, picking his nose and talking nonchalantly.Seeing that the heaven and man were so angry that they were about to explode, they said a few words cooperatively: "Ah, I'm so scared, so scared."

Then the gods became even more angry.

"My dear, don't be like this. Oh, I'm sorry, my dear and my daughter have the same temper. But I have to scold you for one thing, we are all eating, how can you say such disgusting things What? Also, how can you not eat the ramen that my daughter gave you just now? Although you are not warriors, it is wrong to waste food like this." Gui said in a woman's voice with a serious look When it comes out, it will look like a real thing.

The boss saw that three of us stood up to vent his anger on him, and there was an emotion on his face that I couldn't see through.

"Damn it... demolish this store for me!" After finishing speaking, the other two beside the wolf-headed celestial being walked up to the table with a machete in their hands, and prepared to smash the table and chairs with their machetes.

One of them was the closest to Takasugi. Takasugi put down his chopsticks, turned around and kicked the celestial being's arm. The wolf-headed celestial being's arm trembled, and the sword fell into Takayama's hand.Glancing at the boss standing aside and bowing his head silently, Takasugi slashed at the forehead of that celestial being with the back of his knife.The celestial being was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and fell unconscious on the ground.

Another celestial being, Gui grabbed his wrist with one hand, staggered with the blade that stabbed him, and struck the hand holding the Taidao with the other hand.The Taidao fell to the ground, Gui grabbed his wrist and pushed back, the celestial man staggered a few steps back and sat on the ground with dazed eyes, looking at Gui dumbfounded.

"It's your etiquette to treat guests like this? Tsk, that's disgusting." Yin Shi watched the two heavenly beings get out of the way, and the other one was laying on the ground motionless and feigning death.I stepped forward and stepped on the [beep——] of that celestial being, and the celestial being cried out in pain.

He squatted down, grabbed the wolf-headed celestial being by the collar and shook it, and scolded: "Listen, this is our ramen restaurant, and you are absolutely not allowed to step in here again! Did you hear me?"

"Listen, I heard..."

"Get out of here!" I slapped him on the furry head with a "slap", the celestial man almost fell when he got up, he flopped his hands on the ground several times before he stood up, and ran away in a hurry Out of the ramen restaurant.

The ramen restaurant once again returned to silence.

"You four," the boss said suddenly, with a lonely tone: "Those celestial beings just want to make this ramen restaurant a toilet, and you just help out like this... You have caused a whole lot of trouble, there is no need... ..."

"Why is there no need, this is a matter of our dignity! More importantly, boss, your ramen is really delicious! We will take down this city sooner or later, and by then, you will open a chain store! Small shop What's the matter? The distance between each other has increased, much better than those big hotels!" I said seriously.

A few of us put money on the table, and the four of us came out of the ramen restaurant.

As soon as he came out, he was surrounded by a group of heavenly beings.

Only then did the four of us realize——

Damn, what a disaster!