[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

In the tent, the four of us were discussing a very important issue.

Regarding the matter of going to Tianren Town tomorrow, we need to organize and discuss it.

"First of all, we should give our plan a very domineering and suitable name!" Gui, who is still a leader, was very happy, racking his brains for this temporary "plan": "Well, that's good. Every Say a word to each person, and then connect them to see what kind of name you can get. I'll come first, um... the first word is 'Tan'! Next, Jinsuke, you come."

"Follow."

"Well, next one, Bacai!"

"roll."

"Uh...that, Yinshi."

"Depend on."

"Hey, all three of you, be more serious." Wig was very angry, and the consequences were serious: "As warriors, we should always be vigilant, and we should do everything seriously. Such an important thing, such a serious task, At least we have to give our organization a name! It’s easier to manage, maintain, and form a team.”

I nodded in agreement, and kindly added on behalf of Gui: "Yes, it's easier to have a romantic relationship, it's easier to talk about feelings, it's easier to talk about love, it's easier to take advantage, and it's better to eat tofu."

Then I got punched.

With a stack of bags on my head, I groaned with displeasure: "Why are you so troublesome? It won't be long before we just call it JOY4! The pronunciation of 'JOY' is very similar to that of '打夷'. The four of us call it JOY4." Wouldn't JOY[-] be fine!"

Gui was stunned for a few seconds after hearing this, his mouth became an "O" shape, and he slapped his fist on the palm of his hand: "Good idea, worthy of Yinshi, worthy of Takasugi, the two of you have opened up Bacai's second channel of Ren and Du, let him IQ I was able to improve. Well, I’m so happy, congratulations, I’m so happy. Well, JOY4! It’s such a happy, happy and harmonious decision.”

Yinshi raised his fist and said twitchingly, "Can I hit you?"

Gui automatically ignored Yinshi's words, pretended to be the headmaster giving a speech at the opening ceremony, and coughed lightly, then put his hands behind his back and said back and forth, "Ah, this. Tomorrow JOY4 will change into casual clothes. In order to deceive others, we can Acting as a family of four. Eunshi is the father, I am the mother, Jinzhu is the older brother, and Bacai is the younger sister. Try to act together as much as possible. There is a support for accidents.”

"Report!" I raised my hand: "Mr. Gui, I have a question!"

"It's not Teacher Gui, it's Gui. Cough, student Bacai, tell me."

The corners of my mouth twitched with black lines all over my face. After getting permission, I said, "Why is Jinsuke my elder brother when I am my younger sister? I think Jinsuke is so evil, he should be my elder sister!"

Then I got punched again.

***

At noon the next day, the sun shone down on the earth.

April is not very cold at all.

The four of us... well, no.We JOY4 walked into the city gate in casual clothes.When I heard Gui's indistinguishable voice tell the celestial man guarding the gate, my jaw dropped to the ground.

As expected of Katsura Kotaro whose voice actor is Ishida Akira, I feel that Katsura's voice is a different person.

When we walked through the city gate, those heavenly beings scanned us with something that looked very high-tech, and then let us pass.For me, a mechanical expert, I can guess that it should be similar to a metal detector.Perhaps it was because he was afraid of some dangerous person entering the city.Luckily we didn't bring knives with us today.

I successfully walked through the gate of the city without hiding the truth from those celestial beings, and I was in a good mood.

After entering the city, this big town is what greets your eyes, and the whole town is occupied by heaven and man.Strange-looking celestial beings can be seen everywhere on the road.For example, there are wolf heads, tiger heads, fish heads, bird heads, and cat heads, which are more complete than a zoo.

I counted several varieties of celestial beings along the way, but I was hit on the head by Yin Shi.

"You thought it was a visit to the zoo," Gintoki looked dissatisfied at me who was much shorter than him.

I snorted and said sarcastically, "You rude silver curly hair, I'm observing the enemy's situation! Don't be confused!"

"Bacai, little girl can't be so rude! You can't call your father silver curly hair, it's wrong. Women in Sakata's family must understand manners." Gui corrected me seriously with a woman's voice mistake".The corners of my mouth twitched as I looked at Gui who had already entered the role-playing, feeling powerless to complain.

Why, break up "Gaogui" and reorganize "Yingui"?

Looking for help, Yin Shi glanced at Yin Shi, but Yin Shi actually nodded slowly in agreement, and said, "Well, Dad, I'm very disappointed."

They've gone crazy...

Since that guy wants to play, I'll play with her.

So I looked up at Gui with a smile and said, "Okay, Mom~"

"It's not Mom, it's Gui! Uh, no...it's Mom Gui."

I almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood, so I decided to go for seppuku, following their train of thought, I would become mentally handicapped sooner or later.It seems that Takasugi is wiser, just walk in the front without saying anything.

The four of us said that we were here to investigate and infiltrate, but in fact, after we came here, we were left to play.Although the abolition of knives has been promulgated here, those heavenly beings still walk around with knives on their bodies.But here is similar to the kind of "only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps".

Not only that, but there is a huge difference in treatment between celestial beings and human beings. Only celestial beings can enter those relatively large shops, and ordinary people like us can only go to those small stalls to eat.The air here is not bad, and the flies are not flying around.

We got to the only storefront ramen place, it wasn't a stall, but it was small inside.

The boss was a very strong man, his face was wrinkled and his skin was dark when he turned his head.There was a distinct scar over the left eye, apparently blind in that eye.But the boss seems to be a very cheerful man. When he saw us coming in, he quickly pointed to the guest chair in front of the kitchen counter and said, "Oh, here are the guests. Come on, sit here."

The four of us looked at each other, pulled out our chairs and sat down.

"Ramen, soba. What do you four want to eat?"

"I want a bowl of ramen, oh yes! Is there any wasabi here?" I asked.

"Huh? Eat ramen home wasabi? This combination is so strange... There are so many, but it's just a bottle left over from eating sushi before." He opened a very old-fashioned refrigerator, took out a bottle of wasabi and handed it to me .

I thanked the boss, took the wasabi and twisted it off.A pungent smell of mustard hit my face, and I grinned happily, "Well, it's not bad! The taste sounds pure!"

The boss just laughed.

Gintoki and Takasugi each ordered a bowl of ramen, and Katsura ordered a bowl of soba noodles.

The boss is very skilled. He pushed a bowl of white ramen in front of me, and I picked up wasabi and squeezed it round and round.And Takasugi and Ginshi looked at me with distaste on their faces, while Gui was very attached to the soba noodles in his bowl and enjoyed eating so much that he ignored me at all.

"Aren't the four of you from this city?" The boss asked while lying on the kitchen table, looking at the four of us who were eating with gusto.

I nodded and replied: "Yes, um! Boss, you are really good at cooking. This ramen is really delicious and strong!"

"Haha," the boss smiled cheerfully, "then eat more, if the three boys don't have enough to eat, I can add some noodles for you." Then he turned and walked towards the old-fashioned refrigerator.

At this moment, the four of us paused in agreement, and Gintoki corrected: "We are a family..."

"You four are all warriors, right?" the boss said with his back to the four of us.He took out a large bottle of frozen orange juice from the refrigerator, knelt down and took out four quilts from the cupboard, poured the drinks separately, and said, "Don't look at me, I'm blind in one eye, but my other eye is still fine. The four of you are not a family at all. The temperaments of the four are different, and even conflict with each other, but the only thing they have in common is a strong sense of samurai."

The boss still looked very calm, and put four glasses of drinks on the table: "Don't be nervous, I used to be a warrior." As he said, the boss seemed to look up at the ceiling with yearning for memories: " Well, but it was a long time ago. I fought against heaven and man, but in the end I ended up blind."

The tone was rather bleak, making the expressions of the other three people slightly stiff.

The boss smiled at Yinshi, and turned to look at me: "I felt it when you came in, but I didn't expect that this little girl is also a samurai. Hehe, it's okay—we samurai have no age limit. Do you want to Are you here to play? Or to attack the city?" The boss added without waiting for our answer: "If you are here to attack the city, I advise you to go back. The technology and thinking of heaven and man are completely superior to ours. It is impossible for us to look down on him. My blind eye can prove it."

"It's okay, boss," I finished casually, holding the ramen with green wasabi floating in my hand, gulping down the soup, then took a sip of the orange juice on the table, looked at the boss with a smirk, and continued Said: "Because we have eight eyes here."