[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

In the early morning, seeing a ray of light coming in from the ceiling, we decided to set off for the battlefield again.

When I went to find Yinshi, I covered my head with the quilt when I saw Yinshi.I pulled the quilt away, and Yinshi looked at me with dead fish eyes and said, "Is it necessary to leave today? I'm a hangover, really a hangover! Cabbage, you want to murder!"

"I should have set off today!" That's what I said, but I was too lazy to move. I don't know what happened. My stomach hurts intermittently early in the morning. If it's diarrhea, I'm squatting in the latrine I couldn't get anything out of it for a long time, and was rudely scolded by Uncle Ishida as "occupying the latrine and not shit".

Ma Dan, what I want is a toilet, not a latrine! ! !My legs were going to go numb when I was squatting, and I was in a bad mood, but Uncle Ishida made me angry completely by saying something unattractive, so I scolded him before venting my anger and leaving.Uncle Ishida, who I regarded as a bad mood trash can, watched me leave with his mouth twitching.

Anyway, we finally set off at noon that day. At this time, thousands of soldiers and soldiers walked by on a street. I could see people around watching us leave one after another with expectant eyes.Presumably they also hope to drive out the gods and humans in exchange for the original beautiful Edo.

But not long after our team left the small town, I started having stomach pains again.The pain was quite severe, and I couldn't help but squatted on the ground, looking up at the soldiers passing by one by one, none of them even answered me.Gintoki and "Ahaha-kun" were at the front, and Katsura, Uncle Ishida and Takasugi were behind.I was in the middle of the line with Atz and Quanji.

Seeing me squatting down, it was Aci who stepped forward to help me up.

"Bacai, what's the matter with you? Are you feeling sick in your stomach?" Seeing Aci come to my side and squat down, Quanji also came up to me and asked me.

I waved my hand to say it's okay, asshole!I have always had a good physique, why is my stomach hurting now and again, and the pain is so familiar?It won't be...well, definitely not.

Clutching his stomach and shaking his head, he took a few deep breaths and said, "Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine."

"Are you sure? Your complexion is really not very good, there is no blood." Quanji's family has studied medicine for generations, and he also knows some medical skills. He also said that he would give me a pulse. Give me a pulse and then say 'Congratulations, madam, you are happy', where do you let my innocence go!"

Then Quanji's face turned black, like the bottom of a pot.

"Hey, Cabbage. What's wrong with you?" For some reason, the line stopped, and for some reason, Gintoki and "Ahaha-kun" came over, and for some reason, Uncle Ishida Katsura and Takasugi also came, I don't know why, everyone, a large group of old men, are all arguing for me to look over.

I quickly explained that it was just a little pain in my stomach.

Yinshi picked his nose and said nonchalantly: "You didn't get kicked when you were sleeping last night, did you?"

"Do you think I'm still a suckling baby? Bastard!" I roared angrily, and was taken aback when I looked at Yin. When I poked my nostrils with my fingers, bright red dripped down from my nostrils.Silver Shi shouted with a stern nose: "Ah ah ah -A Yin's nose !!!"

Dazabi's identification is complete...

In fact, Takasugi is still very good to me, because he loves me very much, so let's take a rest first.However, I delayed things because of my reasons, and I deliberately didn't go, saying that I would hurry up as soon as I got better, and then rushed into the bushes alone.

After a while, my shrill scream came from the grass.

"Cabbage, what's the matter with you?!"

"Eight colors!"

A few worried voices came to my ears, and there were voices approaching through the grass, and I shouted: "Stand at attention!"

The sound of brushing away the grass stopped abruptly, and I said weakly: "I'm fine, I just found that the insects that have been very big have been frightened, so you can do whatever you like! That... wait, I want to go out for a while .that……"

While muttering, I pulled up my pants, and then walked sideways in front of the three people: "I'll leave for a moment, you guys go first, don't worry about me, I have something to deal with."

"Hello? Cabbage, it's not like you can't pull out your papa to buy Kaiserou." Yin Shi picked his nostrils and ing...

What should I say, God tell me what should I say?Kaiserou?Who would use something so cheap and so... er, something!

"Tell us if you need anything, we will help you." Gui said "I am a kind person", but I felt resentful.help me?how to help me !You stupid men, can you help me?How can you help me, bastard!

"Is there anything I forgot? Do you want to buy it?" Gao Shan was like a god, with a golden light on his back, and the dazzling flash of "not working or not working".I crossed my arms and looked intoxicated: "Well, that's right."

"Ahahaha, be careful with cabbage, there will be flower pickers here, hahaha."

Everyone knows who said the above words, but in other words, if you have a flower picker, what can you "ah ha ha", there must be a limit to the mantra!If you are optimistic about yourself, don’t be optimistic about other people’s affairs too!Of course, I didn't say the above words, because I don't have any inner feelings at all now.

Quanji and Aci still wanted to accompany me but I shrugged them off, so they left everyone's sight sideways with an awkward look.As soon as I walked a short distance, Gui suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, followed by Gintoki and Takasugi.I was stunned in an instant: "I said, I said...I said you three are not leading the team, why are you here?"

"We are still worried about you, don't worry, the team has Quanji, Azi, Mr. Ishida and Sakamoto taking care of you, no problem." Gui came to me and asked me: "Is there anything I need? We will accompany you Shall we go together?"

...a moment of silence.

... two bursts of silence.

...Three bursts of silence.

"I said, you... really don't need to follow, because..." I pursed my lips, looked at the three people who were nose-picking, serious, and curious, and shook my head helplessly: "I just came Big aunt, just go buy vampire little angels."

...a moment of silence.

... two bursts of silence.

...Three bursts of silence.

***

The street is extremely lively, with people coming and going.

But our group didn't have so much time to appreciate the excitement of small towns.

I hurried into a small supermarket and saw a variety of little angels on a certain shelf (can I say that I thought of Alan), there were little angels in the seventh dimension, little angels Hushubao, little angels Sophie, Did Little Angel Ellen ← really appear?Author, did you make a typo? !

Those who followed me to buy sanitary napkins were the following people: Kotaro Katsura who was molested by the [-]-year-old aunt next to him with blushing cheeks and lowered head; By my side, Gintoki Sakata, who is not difficult to pick his nose, and Tatsuma Sakamoto, who keeps laughing "Ahaha".

Don't ask me how Tatsuma Sakamoto appeared, can I say that he appeared from the grass?The guy heard that I was going out to buy things to a nearby town, so he happily followed me, asking where the nightclubs were all the way.I seem to be able to vaguely predict that in the near future, there will be another bold and unrestrained "ah ha ha" gentleman in the trip to the nightclub where Takasugi is the main character and Euntoki is the assistant.

"Hurry up and choose, Ayin, I don't have so much time to go shopping with you. Do you want your blood to flow like a river!" Yinshi took his hand out of his nostril and looked at his fingertips. The black substance was then rubbed and flicked lightly.After I finished, I put my hand on my head and rubbed it back and forth.

I didn't look at Yinshi's hand at all, and I was all focused on the choice of the vampire little angel. In the end, I chose the ABC little angel because it was cheaper.Sure enough, I am a good traditional wife and mother that is necessary for the family!Covering his face in a proud and shy state.

After hastily changing into it, I feel refreshed intuitively. Looking at the four people at this time, Takasugi's complexion is rosy and shiny. First, let the girl who just hooked up with the girl feel very good. Yinshi was carrying the little vampire angel in a black convenience bag with a dark face, and Mr. Ahaha saw the state of the three of them at this time, and laughed heartlessly "Ahahaha".

Is this person okay?

Before leaving, Takasugi brought me a bag of brown sugar, which he found familiar from a young girl. When I came to my aunt, I used hot water to drink brown sugar to avoid physical pain.

Sure enough, Takasugi loves me very much.

Because of my aunt's problem, I was delayed in the end and continued to start again.So there is no way but to build a camp on the spot.However, the distance from the small town is still relatively close, so just in case, the four decided to go shopping at night.

Don't be fooled though, "purchasing" is just a cover.Tomorrow, they will continue on their way. They haven't been to the nightclub that Tatsuma Sakamoto inquired about, and they are unwilling and unwilling... So they plan to go there for entertainment.When they were about to leave the camp, I sat alone in the tent staring at the little vampire angel in the black bag in a daze.

There was a feeling of resentment in my heart, originally I was still thinking about whether my aunt should have come at this age, but in the end he really came very gorgeously.I am really sad.

At this moment, the curtain of the tent was pulled open, and Yinshi pulled me up with one hand: "Let's go, let's go out together."

I waved my hands and shook my head: "I hurt my aunt!"

"Aren't you bored staying here by yourself?" He turned his head and looked at me impatiently, "Don't be good, it's the last time, should we go or not?"

"Wait for me to finish changing first!"