[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

"Aren't you a samurai! Go and fight them one-on-one!"

"One-on-one pick a P! If you go back, it's a one-on-one pick. You're looking for death. If you have the ability, go back by yourself!"

"Cabbage, take care of what you messed with! Go and deal with it!"

"You three shut up!"

As the saying goes: Smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, fighting is good for your hands and feet, robbery is good for long-distance running.

But the four of us ran out for several streets without being robbed, I said, but fortunately we ran fast.

But I was obviously too naive. I thought that as long as I kept running, I would be fine. However, at this time, I had a bad premonition.I came to the brakes quickly, and in the second second, a cylindrical thing like a laser brushed a few strands of my bangs and rushed past. The heat wave and a loud noise swept over in an instant, and the follow-up was "Zi La Zi!" With the sound of "pull", a layer of smoke was slowly released.

The sound of the upper teeth gnashing the lower teeth was crisp, and I was so frightened that I froze on the spot, my eyeballs slowly rolled upwards, looking at the burnt pinch of bangs, I wanted to cry without tears.And the other three flashed faster, at most, there were traces of burnt clothes, but obviously it didn't matter much.

However, this is only the prelude, because of the laser just now, it will be more difficult for the few of us to stop and run again.And at this time, their heavenly beings had already caught up. In addition to a group of swords, maces, and axes, there were also three large beam cannons that required two or three people to push.

I'm about to dislocate my jaw, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.Is this Gundam?Such a high-tech weapon appeared in Edo, are you kidding me bastard?Am I on the wrong set again?

Just when I couldn't help complaining, the three high-tech cannons had already started to charge.It slowly formed into a big ball with pink electric wires, froze little by little, and then burst out suddenly, and the target was exactly where I was standing.I quickly took a step back and jumped up with somersaults. The moment I turned around, I found that the gathering points of the three cannons were the same, but the firing times were different.

If I land at this time, I will definitely land on the focal point of the beam.

Damn, don't play like this.

"Hey!"

The body has already started to fall, and at the very moment, I just vaguely felt a silver-white figure flashing across the corner of my eye, and soon the white shadow overlapped with me.I jumped on that thick chest in an instant, my wide eyes widened in astonishment and I wanted to raise my head to see who saved me in a critical moment, but before I could raise my head, the speed was so fast that the white shadow had already led me steadily fall aside.

At the same moment, the gathering point of the three beam cannons had slowly dissipated, replaced by thick smoke that quickly spread out.

I looked at Bai Ying in surprise, and the silver-white curly-haired man turned his head, pulled me up and said, "Now is the time!"

As soon as the words fell, I heard hurried and chaotic footsteps and the angry roar of the heavenly beings, "You guys, don't let them run away! Chase——".

Breaking through the smoke was getting closer and closer, I didn't even have time to say thank you to Gintoki, so I quickly ran behind him.I was a little frightened just now, and I felt a little limp in embarrassment... Don't laugh at me, absolutely not!After all, I'm a girl too!

Yinshi found time to look back at the group of celestial beings getting closer and closer, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and ran towards me, wrapped his arms around my shoulders with the other hand, took my legs and quickly walked towards me Run out of the smoke.There was fog and whiteness in front of my eyes, but soon there was light suddenly.

After rushing out of the smoke, I realized that Gui and Takasugi had already broken through the smoke, and now they were desperately slashing with the Taidao that they had snatched from that poor celestial being.

The two who wanted blood to kill the enemy were getting farther and farther away from Yinshi and me, and finally disappeared beyond sight.

"Are they both okay?"

"Don't worry, the two of them are absolutely fine. Speaking of cabbage, how many years have you eaten? Why are you so light?" Yinshi carried me and ran all the way, and began to talk nonsense with me in order to relieve the pressure.

"That's right, sister, I want to maintain a perfect figure." I said as if I was very proud, but what Yinshi gave me was a "hum" full of contempt and doubt.

After the unreliable conversation, I kept staring at the back, and soon found that Gui and Takasugi rushed forward at a speed that made me smack my tongue.At that moment, I couldn't help admiring the strength of the two people's legs——Damn, the speed of these two people is almost killing the flying man Bor [beep——] in seconds... Huh?Why is this silenced?

It stands to reason that according to the legs and feet of the three of them, if they don't take me with them, they can escape here in a while.

For a moment, there was a small sense of guilt. I was the one who caused this incident, and I was the one who dragged the three of them to escape here.The three of them...really...

When the four of us reached the city gate in a short while, we only realized when we got to the city gate that we were already facing the enemy back and forth.

Yinshi slowly put me down, scratched his head helplessly, and said to Gui and Gaoshan: "Oh, I didn't plan to do anything at first, but I can't help it if this is the case. How about it, let's leave a name Let’s do it! In the future, it’s good to be a little deterrent, if we come to this city some other day, we’ll be heroes! Well, maybe we can name it after some of us in the future.”

I landed firmly on the ground, and stretched my muscles and bones. Maybe I was moving with the four of them. I wasn't too nervous, and I felt full of security.I giggled and said, "Huh? Leave a name? What's your name? Tan Sui Roll? Or a wig HD, huh? There's no sense of disobedience!"

"You guys, don't be serious, come on."

"Hey, hey, as the captain, I haven't spoken yet! Also, it's not a wig, it's Gui!"

Under Gui's complaints, we rushed up to the person with bare hands, turned around and missed the sword that was cutting towards me, and hit the hand holding the sword with our palm. The knife cut off the celestial being's head with a hanging blade, kicked it away, and then held the knife with both hands and chopped left and right.

Jump up and step on the forehead of a celestial being with your left foot, bounce to the right to step on the forehead of another person, hang half a circle in the air, land on the ground and squat half, and sweep away with the sword half a circle.Yinshi's movements were done in one go, and a group of celestial beings fell down one after another. After that, the celestial beings were not sure and dared not step forward for a while.

Gui is famous for his one-hit fatality, never procrastinating, and despite her shy woman appearance, she is unambiguous on the battlefield.He slashed at an angle, turned around and stabbed at the heavenly man who wanted to attack him, directly stabbing his heart.There was a layer of blood on the blade, and Gui didn't even shake it. He lowered his waist to avoid the beheading attack, and took advantage of the opportunity to lift up and kick the celestial being who attacked him on the jaw.A carp stood up straight again, held the Taidao with both hands and stabbed towards the heavenly man on the right.In such a chaotic scene, Gui's appearance is still calm, and he still has the title of "crazy noble son".

As for Takasugi, that guy's momentum is obviously much stronger than ours.The speed of the knife is also fast, and you can only see the silver light of the Taidao sweeping across, and the sound of "poof" when the sharp blade enters the flesh and blood spurts out.The dark purple short hair is even more radiant in the bloody light. I clearly saw the thick chill and bloodthirsty dissatisfaction flowing from the bottom of Gao Shan's eyes when he dodged the attack sideways.

I fought a cold war to save face.

The first batch of celestial beings all fell to the ground, and the four of us were unscathed. Obviously, this force had never been on the battlefield, and had no experience of blood desire, so it seemed extraordinarily fragile.

Seeing our companions falling to the ground, the heavenly beings who guarded the gate were so frightened that they didn't dare to say a word, and ran away. The four of us walked out of the city gate in a mighty manner like this, carrying the sword.

In a trance, I have an unrealistic feeling.

After walking out of the city gate, looking back at the tall tower in the city, a feeling of restlessness welled up in my heart.

Is it true that the whole town is full of weak soldiers, or are they just sending these weak soldiers to make us take it lightly?Or did you not know our power at all, so you didn't take it seriously?

The doubts in my heart are obviously well understood by everyone present.

How "deep" the "water" of this town is, none of us knows.

April is not very cold, the cherry blossoms are already in bloom, full of spring.

However, a gust of wind blew by, and it was still bitter.