Wading in muddy water

Xu Yucheng and I are in the same class. Because of our height, we are both in the back row, separated by a row in the middle, but I can still see the love sandwiches given to him by girls on his desk, wrapped in pink wrapping paper, and at the latest Waking up at six o'clock in time to make fresh sandwiches.

It is true that some people have long said that Xu Yucheng and Ning Xiuyuan are both my dogs. I never cared about them before. The business of both of them depends on the wheat fields. Some people think that they play with me for this reason Not surprisingly, I'm not even sure what they're playing with me for.

Isn't it just for the wheat fields?

It might be more accurate to replace "for" with "because".

I seldom pretend to be sentimental. I know that I can be "liked" by so many people not because I am me, but because I am Liu Fang's son.

When I was a sophomore in high school, a senior from the third department chased me aggressively. She was actually quite good-looking, about a C, with very gentle big waves. The color contact lenses are light brown all the year round, and the lipstick It is a color between pink and red.But I really don't like people who are older than me, and at most accept people who are as old as me, so I rejected her many times.

Later, the senior sister stopped for a while, and changed to pursuing Xu Yucheng.

How normal is this, there are only a few rich and handsome people in the school, don't they all follow each other in shifts and positions?But that senior sister also has many suitors, and one of them said that Xu Yucheng was my dog ​​and ate bones that I didn't want to eat.

I remember the scene at that time, I went to the bathroom with Xu Yucheng and the third son, and the guy saw the three of us coming over before opening his mouth.Now that I think about it, it looked like Mi Qiao was scolding me in the toilet, and I stood outside the toilet with Xu Yucheng and Sanzi.The third son rushed up and gave him a kick, and the man acted as if he had just seen us. The third son grabbed him by the collar and slammed him against the wall, asking him to repeat what he had just said.

He didn't have the guts, so he smiled and said, "Brother, I didn't say anything, I was wrong."

Xu Yucheng also had a smile on his face, and cheerfully went over to hook the man's shoulders. The man's legs trembled with fright, but Xu Yucheng just patted his face, "Brother, eat more food and talk less, Is it done?"

I can't remember what I was doing at that time, and I might want to slap him in my heart, but I really don't remember what I did.

I did nothing.

We are a private school here, with five-figure tuition for one semester. It is the kind of teacher who can teach bilingually. The physical education class will never be taken up by the math teacher. The school strictly respects our simultaneous development of morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor.It is more accurate to say that it is free and efficient. We can do whatever we want when we are not in class, but we must listen carefully during class, and our test scores must be guaranteed.

Of course, this is true for most students.

Brothers like us, the school is too lazy to care about it.

I lie on the table and check Weibo, as a daily routine, to see if Ju Lulu has any new trends.Ever since I found out that Mi Qiao and Li Zhou are together, I have excluded her from the ranks of "rivals in love", and now only Ju Lulu is left.Although I unfollowed her in front of my brother that day, I was still able to see her account through search.

After entering Ju Lulu's id "Ju Xiaolu", it shows that there is no such person, how is it possible?She was still showing off the Hermes my brother bought her yesterday, and I changed to search for "Ju Lulu". None of the people in the row looked like Ju Lulu.

Ju Lulu's account was blocked?Impossible, she can be regarded as an Internet celebrity that my brother wants to support now. Although she is not popular yet, if her account is blocked, my brother has many ways to help her get it back in minutes.I refreshed it several times, waiting for the "Ju Xiaolu" account to revive with a "bang" in the next second, but there was no movement.

Could it be... just as a bold idea came up in my mind, I suddenly pressed it down, stopped it, and forbade myself to be sentimental.But no, I rubbed my face, is it too coincidental, it's hard not to be sentimental.Ju Lulu's account has never posted any illegal content, and her account was blocked just after I told my brother that I was jealous?

And she also has a company. Shouldn't things like account blocking be resolved immediately?Isn't that just one possibility left?Her account was sealed by my brother.

I was so amused by my own imagination, Sherlock Holmes, awesome.People who are unrequited love are really shameless, dreaming about sex at night, and making up their minds in the morning to cut off ties with other lovers because of you, my skin is thicker than a city wall!I forced myself to calm down, the phone vibrated suddenly, and the third son sent a message: You two didn't fight, did you?

Move your finger and tap back to reply: no

There was no movement from the third son, "typing" bounced back and forth, but he didn't see anything sent by him. Just as I was about to put down the phone, a small red dot popped up from the contacts. I clicked on it, Ju Lulu.

I couldn't help it, and with a "tsk", many people around me turned their heads to look at me, and obediently bent over and buried their heads behind the pile of books in front of them.

This person is endless, how many times has he added me.I should have ignored her, but I was really curious about the fact that her account was blocked, and I had a hunch that her coming to me must have something to do with it, so I agreed.Ju Lulu was much more straightforward than Sanzi, "typing" was displayed for a while, and a series of messages were sent immediately.

"What does Zhou Boxin mean? My account was blocked and I was blocked. I can't contact him, so I can only find you."

Seeing her news pop out, I raised my head suddenly, my heart beat so hard that I almost flew out.She took a deep breath and pressed herself and didn't make any strange noises. It's really my brother who blocked her account. Why?for me?I typed fast: what's none of my business, what account?

This time, she started typing again and again, and I was dying of anxiety.

"He blocked my Weibo account. I just want to know why. If I do something wrong, I can correct it. How can I go back on my word if I haven't done what he promised me?"

I curled my lips, and sure enough, people who like my brother are licking dogs. My brother's temperament is really attractive to licking dogs, or he won't give people any warm response at all, so no matter what, he will appear like a dog. lick the dog.I shed bitter tears for myself and Ju Lulu at the same time, and I even felt a little sympathetic to this rival in love. Of course, this does not mean that I am not jealous of her, but I just feel sorry for her.

"Hehe, you're funny. You don't know who my brother is? If he was a good man, he would sleep with you? You want him to keep his word?"

"But he cheated me out of your bed with these conditions at the beginning. What does it mean to repent now? I promise..."

I only saw this here, and I haven't finished reading the following ones. The dialog box shows that Ju Lulu has withdrawn this message.I was stunned for a while, unable to react, so I typed to ask her.

"What do you mean cheating you out of my bed"

Ju Lulu didn't call me back anymore, and I didn't receive a message from Ju Lulu until the end of the first class. She said, "Tell Zhou Boxin, don't blame me for being unkind. If he wants to go back on what he promised me, I will also go back." I can tell you everything that happened that night."

Shit, I almost dropped my phone.Are you sick, ma'am?Who have you ever seen someone in my role pass on a message?You two have something to hide from me, and you fucking asked me to send him a message and said that if he backs out, you'll tell me the truth, damn it.With Ju Lulu's brains, she still wants to enter the entertainment industry, but if she has a family member who can kill her with a slight finger movement, she will definitely not survive half an episode in Legend of Zhen Huan, so she is speechless.

I replied her with a string of ellipses, a total of 24 small black dots, fully expressing my speechlessness.

I always thought that my brother slept with Ju Lulu or it was because Ju Lulu was with me from the beginning when he was targeting my brother, so he found the right time to climb into my brother's bed, and my brother didn't care that she was my girlfriend at the time ; or my brother knew she was my girlfriend, and offered Ju Lulu a condition to sleep with her, just to get revenge on me.

When Ju Lulu came to me last time, she said that my brother didn't want anyone to love me, but this time she said that my brother cheated her out of my bed, what does that mean?

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, I suddenly came back to my senses and put my phone back in my pocket.We have a relatively long break in the first class in the morning, 10 minutes. Those who have not eaten breakfast can have breakfast, and those who are too sleepy can go for a walk or wash their face. According to the usual practice, Xu Yucheng and I went downstairs to find the third son. The three of us strolled to the supermarket to buy something to eat together.

But Xu Yucheng sat on the seat and unwrapped the pink sandwich.

The class leader suddenly patted the blackboard with the blackboard eraser, and shouted, "Next Sunday, a very powerful expert will come to give a lecture. It should be in the afternoon. Our dean asked for it for a long time. People and experts are only free in the afternoon when they are on holiday, I think everyone should go and listen to it... er, it is indeed mandatory, after all, our director begged for it, so there must be enough people in the number, are you all right?"

next sunday.

I raised my hand and looked up at the people on the podium, "I have something to do."

The squad leader looked puzzled, "What's the matter? Can you push it away? You also know that the director will be angry if you don't go to this kind of compulsory activities in the school."

I pulled the corner of my mouth down, and said in a cold voice, "Private matters."

The squad leader might not be satisfied with my attitude, so he lowered his head and wrote my name on the notebook, "Then go and explain to the director, he must have asked you to push your privacy..."

"Wait a minute." Someone interrupted the monitor, and I turned to look at the speaker.

With the sandwich still in his mouth, he walked up to the podium in two or three steps, and put his arms on the monitor. The monitor was a petite girl, and she was instantly enveloped by him. He seemed to be holding my pen. The name was crossed out, and he asked the monitor with a smile, "Good job, you are a beautiful and considerate monitor, my brother Li really has a private matter, so it's hard to explain it to Lao Zhao, you write my name, I'll go against him ?"

I looked at the smile on Dacheng's face, next Sunday is Zhou Qingluo's death day.

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本文又名：笨蛋也有友情和爱情（被陈礼暴揍