I rely on emoticons to lower my intelligence

When Gu Shanhai bought a mobile phone, he bought a mobile phone card by the way.I also equipped my orange cat with a wrist-style children's mobile phone that hangs around my neck.The other party used his secondary card, which had a half-year free period, and because the monthly package quota was sufficient, he installed broadband for free by the way.

In this regard, one person and one cat are very satisfied.

When World Consciousness pinpointed his identity, he was not considerate enough to install a network cable for his home.

Under the guidance of the shopping guide, Gu Shanhai got acquainted with the operation, then saved the numbers of more than a dozen tenants in his mind into his mobile phone, and sent a group message:

[Hello, I am the landlord, transfer the money to this card.I will not come to collect rent in the future. 】①

When the shopping guide looked at him, she suddenly became subtle.

"Sir, now all mobile phone cards are issued with real names."

"Thank you, I did it just now, no need."

The shopping guide lady was hesitant to say anything, and she stopped talking, and finally said nothing.

Gu Shanhai felt that the other party looked at him strangely, but he definitely didn't like him.

As soon as he left the business hall, he received a new text message:

[The xx bureau of x city reminds: do not trust unfamiliar calls, the identity of the other party must be verified; online remittances need to be cautious, and phone verification is not careless.Beware of scams. 】②

Gu Shanhai struggled to read the simplified characters. Compared with the era he left, the strokes of the characters have changed.After understanding the content of the text message, he moved the screen to the big orange cat's face so that the other party could see it clearly.

"It's the deception of this world! Let's not be deceived."

The big orange cat meowed and nodded approvingly.This is really scary!

It took them an afternoon to have a good meal, to get the necessary necessities such as bank cards and mobile phones, and after fabricating the legal identity of the world consciousness, they made up all the missing related items.

Next, Gu Shanhai took the big orange cat into a large shopping supermarket.The orange cat jumped into the shopping cart. Gu Shanhai pushed the shopping cart and bought all the daily necessities such as toothbrushes and towels, and then snacks.

"Meow!" The big orange cat pointed at the shelf with its chubby paws, and quickly swept away a pile of potato chips and carbohydrate drinks, which both it and Gu Shanhai liked.

After reaching the pet section, the big orange cat pointed to the cat food on the shelf.

"Meow!" I want to eat this!

"No, the young lady who just passed by said that this brand is poisonous cat food, and you will get sick if you eat it!" Gu Shanhai refused righteously.

"But I'm not a cat, meow." Seeing no one around, the monster in the appearance of an orange cat jumped onto the shoulder of the excrement shovel officer and meowed in protest in his ear. "Just like fried chicken with potato chips, do you think it's unhealthy when you eat it? I just eat it as a snack occasionally!"

...You are very reasonable!

Gu Shanhai thought for a while and said, "I'll go to the pet store later and buy you natural cat food."

"Meow! Shit shoveler, you are too kind to me."

"..." He also said that he is not a cat.

Turning around in the supermarket, the shopping cart was already full, and the orange cat just couldn't get off his shoulder.The two passed the home appliance area, and several brand new ultra-clear TVs were broadcasting the same news:

The thousand-year-old painting "Song of the Merman" will be exhibited in our city. This work, which is contemporaneous with the One Emperor and Three Saints, was written by Zhong Xiu. The audience friends may not be familiar with this peak painter, but they must have seen his work portrait.

The famous paintings of the king walk across the city, and many figure paintings that have been handed down to the world are all based on "Zhong Xiu", and wrote many touching poems to commemorate his best friend who died young.

"..." Gu Shanhai stopped when he heard the name, and looked at the display screen.Several portraits were drawn one by one on the screen, each of which was the same gentle and jade-like gentleman.It turned out to be somewhat similar to Gu Shanhai.

"Meow, shit shoveler, you look like someone in a painting! Do all good-looking people look alike?" the big orange cat meowed.The traditional painting method pays attention to vivid portrayal, focusing on the charm of the eyes, so it is just a joke, who knows that Gu Shanhai will expose himself.

"That's me." Gu Shanhai said.

"Meow?" The big orange cat tilted its head.

Gu Shanhai said: "My name is Gu Shanhai, and my name is Zhongxiu."

"Meow meow meow?"

Gu Shanhai said in a complicated mood: "So "Song of the Merman" is my work."

"Meow!" The big orange cat looked at the excellent painting on the TV screen, and then at his own shit-shoveling officer, with an even more confused expression.

"System, my painting will be exhibited after a thousand years, do you know what it means?"

This is noodles! (Tactical back)

"Congratulations meow!"

"Tell me, if I paint another painting, how much can I sell it for?" Gu Shanhai said excitedly.In exchange for a look of contempt from the big orange cat.

It pointed its paw at the lower right corner of the screen - the peak painter Zhong Xiu, these big characters.

Gu Shanhai suddenly understood, "When I return to the top, I will draw ten or eight more and auction them off. I will take you to live in a sea view villa and eat fresh seafood!"

"Meow, I have to bring the Son of Heaven!"

"Yes, take him with you!"

"Poop shoveler, you mean what you say, meow!" the orange cat said excitedly.

Two palms, one big and one small, stick to each other, high-five as an oath!

He didn't even awaken his natal spirit map, and he didn't step into the ranks of Dou Tu masters at all. Gu Shanhai had already planned how to spend the money.The big orange cat didn't think there was anything wrong, anyway, the shit shoveler is the best!

They bought a carload full of stuff.After paying the money, Gu Shanhai put it all into the Xumi ring, and now the space is finally not empty.

One person and one cat passed the previous phone booth, and found several suspicious people in black suits and sunglasses standing there.

The phone booth was gone.

Gu Shanhai was shocked!

Where did the phone booth go?How about a big phone booth?

He approached a man in black who was answering the phone, and was about to inquire when he heard a violent voice from the other party's cell phone.

"Did the public phone come back? Find a fingerprint expert and find out who made the harassing calls! My adoptive father just passed away, and my adoptive father is still sick. Are you kidding me like this? See if I don't interrupt him!"

"..." Gu Shanhai took a step back, swallowed and left quietly, as if he had never been here before.

After the man in black was hung up on the other side, he glanced at Gu Shanhai.Seeing that the other party is just an ordinary person, not a practitioner, he doesn't care.However, because Gu Shanhai was handsome, he took a few more glances out of pure admiration.

Gu Shanhai was stunned by the sight, and when he left the other party's sight, he realized that he forgot to breathe, which almost revealed that he was not from this world.

"Next time, be more careful." He reminded himself.

"Meow, shit shoveler, did you predict that the Son of Heaven's reaction would be so violent, so you used the public phone to test his attitude?"

not at all!But in front of the big orange cat, Gu Shanhai wanted to maintain the dignity of his master.

"It seems that he really doesn't want to be my son." Gu Shanhai shook his head and sighed.

"Meow, don't be discouraged. He doesn't want to be adopted. There are other ways to trick him into teaching him. You have to work hard. Pei Chengping is the son of heaven. He is very lucky. He was rushed to be adopted. We can't let others mislead him. "

"You're right!" Gu Shanhai thought the same.The opponent is crooked enough now.

The big orange cat's eyelids drooped, and after receiving the world consciousness, it opened its eyes again.

"Meow, shit shoveler, I have good news for you! Although Pei Chengping inherited his adoptive father's property, there was a contract dispute under the other party's name, so his bank card and mortgaged house were temporarily frozen. This means he has no money! "

"It means that my chance to raise and teach him has come!"

Gu Shanhai picked up the phone and put it down quickly.

Very cowardly, I found a public phone booth and dialed a familiar number.

Yao Sanqi...

The phone is on.

"Who, tell me something!" A young man's displeased voice came from the opposite side, as well as the business-like words of the person next to him: "Young Master Pei, I'm sorry, this place is going to be sealed off, please let me go."

Gu Shanhai knew that the call was at the right time.

"Hey, Xiansen, do you need to rent a room?" He said softly, making an excuse.

"How much is the rent?"

"Free!" Gu Shanhai laughed.The odds are on.

beep...

The phone was hung up.