I rely on emoticons to lower my intelligence

"Why did he hang up on me? I didn't even charge the rent, so I gave him the house for free!" Gu Shanhai left the phone booth desolately, and complained to his big orange cat, "What else does he want? Food Is the accommodation free? It’s not impossible.”

Gu Shanhai began to seriously consider the success rate of overweight.

"What a fat orange cat!"

"After all, big oranges are the most important thing." The conversation of two passers-by who passed by him was carried into their ears.The big orange cat immediately pricked up its ears.

"Meow, they are too rude, have I eaten his rice?" The big orange cat stretched out its sharp claws.

"The system is calm, calm down, they are just ordinary people, if we are kicked out of this world, we will have no place to go, don't bother with them!" Gu Shanhai pinched the orange cat's chubby paw, and comforted him.

The conversations of passers-by were still passing into his ears intermittently.

"Which game is fun to play with a cat? "Doutu Dalu" is open beta, which area are you going to?"

"Doutu District 2."

"That's the free zone! Mix with me in Zone 1, the monthly card is only 30 yuan, who doesn't know that free is the most expensive these days? Game dealers cheat people, it's a bottomless pit!"

"Meow, shit shoveler, listen up!" The big orange cat tugged at Gu Shanhai's clothes, gaining unexpected information.

Gu Shanhai also heard this conversation, and suddenly said: "Free is the most expensive thing? Pei Chengping must have thought I was going to trick him! Think of me as an unscrupulous profiteer!"

"Meow, this world is too tricky. We can't let him live for free for a shit shoveler. We have to charge rent, which is less than others!" The big orange cat suggested.

"Well, I'll call him another day, I'm sure it won't work today." Gu Shanhai knew himself, and the other party would definitely guess it was him.The details cannot be allowed to ruin the plan.

"System, the world has changed so much compared to my time." He lifted the orange cat from his shoulders, hugged it in his arms, and stroked its smooth fur. Refuse. If anyone is in trouble and homeless, invite him to stay for a short period of time, free board and lodging, and no one will live up to this good intention, and will only praise the gentleman's character."

The big orange cat meowed: "But at that time, you were the peak painter Zhong Xiu. In the era of the peak of one emperor and three sages, you should be regarded as a local celebrity, right? Now you are an ordinary person. It's different!"

Rarely hit the nail on the head.

"I see! No wonder he keeps hanging up on me!" Gu Shanhai suddenly realized.In other worlds, he is used to relying on strength, and this is the world he has been to.Gu Shanhai had already forgotten that the identity Huadao pinched him was an ordinary person.

"So the top priority is, I should hurry up and get back to the top!" He said with his eyes brightened, "When I have status and fame, it will be easy to adopt the Son of Heaven, and I won't be afraid that someone will argue with me!"

Holding the orange cat in his arms, Gu Shanhai gained motivation, and his whole body was filled with new vitality.

He began to organize the data in his mind.When he discarded his body, he was in the most glorious period of the painting, one emperor and three saints.

Before Ye Mofan, the emperor of emoticons, was born, everyone was a traditional painter, and they were still arguing about the two painting methods of the northern and southern schools, green and ink.But since Emperor Ye introduced the emoji genre, the painting style of the entire Doutu Continent has been crooked.

Combined with the new information provided by Huadao, it is more difficult to become a map master in the end of the Dharma Era than in the past, and the emoticon pack is a shortcut, and many people have activated the first life map through the emoticon pack.Therefore, compared with the ancient map masters, the chance of the natal spirit map being a waste map is very small, after all, the emoticons have their own uses.

But it is also because the world has entered the age of doom, and many map masters are at the peak when they debut, and they will not make progress after staying in the realm of painters. Relying on the natal spiritual map, a map can last a lifetime.

Dou Tushi needs to have the qualification of painting heart.Gu Shanhai's body is his own, he has already measured it, and Xuanhai Huixin, who has the water attribute, is the same as his back then.Just activate the natal spirit map and step into the ranks of fighting map masters, and you can be called a painter.Above the painter is the painter, which is his original realm.If you go up one level, you can become a painting master.

Who in the world does not know you.Mr. Hua is a real fairy-like figure with a long lifespan.This world is much weaker than in the past, and the highest figure master who is active in this world is Huajun.

So, there won't be someone of Huajun's level competing with him to raise the Son of Heaven, right?

No way?

Gu Shanhai saw that it was getting late and he had to go to the pet store, so he took a shortcut.Suddenly, something jumped by his feet.

"What is that? A raccoon cat?" Gu Shanhai asked uncertainly.Can a cat run so fast?

"Meow, it's a leopard demon!" The monster with the appearance of an orange cat immediately recognized it as his own kind.One person and one cat looked at each other in blank dismay.

Since the famous battle between the two worlds thousands of years ago, the channel between the two worlds of Doutu and Moqin has been opened, and monsters are no longer rare.But it was just a monster just now, the difference of one word, but the world of difference.Warcraft are just smarter beasts, and monsters are successful in cultivation and can be transformed into human form.

Look at the dirty and embarrassing appearance of this leopard monster, are all monsters so miserable now?

The big orange cat was so frightened that the dried fish in its mouth was no longer fragrant.

"Dotting!"

Gu Shanhai suddenly heard that someone performed the finishing touch technique, which is a necessary step to activate the effect of the painting - there is a Dou Tushi to do it.

A few beams of light shot towards the direction where the leopard monster was fleeing, passing by Gu Shanhai, if he hadn't been hugging the orange cat and quickly hid beside the trash can against the wall, he would have been shot too.

"Damn it, are all Doutu masters acting like this now?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was bumped against the wall by dozens of figurative panda heads.These images that came to reality from the painting twisted and ran towards the leopard demon, whistling past Gu Shanhai.

The leopard demon turned his head to look at Gu Shanhai, and his animal pupils showed a humane apology.Chased by the panda's head, he turned into the depths of the alley and disappeared without a trace.

Gu Shanhai silently brushed off the dust from the wall on his shoulders, and he held the big orange cat tightly in his arms.The Doutu masters who just made a move chased in from the alley, not one, there were six in total.

"Boss, there is an ordinary person here." One of the Dou Tu masters saw Gu Shanhai.

"He saw us catching monsters." The man called the boss raised his glasses frame with his fingers, and said ruthlessly, "Kill him!"

"?" It was a disaster!

"Shouldn't you apologize? You almost hurt me just now." Gu Shanhai said.

"What did he say? He wants us to apologize?"

"Ha ha ha ha - kill!"

Gu Shanhai didn't wait to apologize, but was silenced instead.The laughter of these people made his shoulders tremble slightly.Not afraid, but...

"I'm angry," he said.

A painter took out the painting and was just about to put his eyes on it to activate it.The air suddenly became cold, and the surrounding scenery began to distort continuously.

From Gu Shanhai's body, a strange and chaotic mental power radiated to the surroundings, and endless negativity surrounded the six people.

With Gu Shanhai at the center, the people around fell into madness.Dou Shi, who was about to attack him, let go of his hand, and the painting fell to the ground.

"Monster! Monster!" All six of them collapsed on the ground, pointing at Gu Shanhai and speaking incoherently.

"Mom, save me!" Someone couldn't take it anymore and peed out of fear.The whole mouth was crooked and eyes were slanted, and the saliva flowed onto the clothes.

The big orange cat hugged Gu Shanhai's neck, and meowed: "Shit shoveler, calm down, calm down! We'll be deported if we get killed on our first day in this world!"

Gu Shanhai restrained his terrifying aura, this was already the last world willing to take him in.

It's not easy to pretend to be an ordinary person.

Without the endless negative emotional influence, the crazy expressions of the six fighters eased down.

Gu Shanhai stroked the orange cat's soft fur and said, "System, erase their memories."