I rely on emoticons to lower my intelligence

Gu Shanhai has already been deported from Seven Worlds.

He came to the new world with his big orange cat in his arms. He felt wronged and puzzled. He still couldn't figure out why he failed so many times.

This new world that is willing to give him temporary residence is already his last hope.If he messes up the commission again, he will go back to his hometown.

Gu Shanhai's hometown is a terrifying plane, he doesn't want to go back.There was chaos and disorder.

"System! What's the commission this time?" Gu Shanhai looked around. He was in a living room with a simple decoration style. There was no shortage of sofas, coffee tables, and TV sets, but it lacked the breath of life.

This foothold, including his identity, is just generated by world consciousness.Gu Shanhai, who was desperate, came in without even knowing what kind of world this was.No matter what, there will be no fear of his hometown.

The orange cat jumped out of his arms, stretched on the sofa, its eyelids drooped and lethargic, but Gu Shanhai knew that it was trying to communicate with the unknown.

The system is not a system in the traditional sense, but the name of this big orange cat, which is a monster that can communicate with the consciousness of the world.It has followed Shit Shovel Officer for several worlds, has experienced countless failures together, and still never gives up.

"Meow! Shit shoveler, this task is very simple, you can definitely do it!" The big orange cat raised its chubby paws and spoke out.Gu Shanhai hurriedly moved his face closer, and pressed his furry pink paws on his forehead, quickly transmitting the information into his mind.

After receiving the message, Gu Shanhai's expression suddenly changed.The task entrusted to accept his world consciousness is not difficult.As long as you care, love, and influence the son of heaven in this world, let the other party not look crooked and be a good person.It is much easier than entrusting in other worlds.What really changed Gu Shanhai's face was that he had been in this world before.

"Dou, Dou Tu Continent..." Gu Shanhai pressed his heart.This is a world that is no less brutal than his hometown.It is rich in a kind of practitioner called Dou Tushi.They respect the strong and fight with paintings. High-ranking map masters even have the ability to move mountains and fill seas, and turn the sun, the moon, and the universe upside down.

A long time ago, Gu Shanhai smuggled into this world from a crack in space. Seeing that fellow villagers who were much stronger than him were discovered because of their high profile, they died heroically.So Gu Shanhai even gave up the identity he had managed for a long time, and fled to other worlds.Unexpectedly, he had the opportunity to revisit the old place and obtain the legal right of residence, which made Gu Shanhai feel complicated.

"Don't think too much, this world is in the age of the Dharma, and it's no longer an era where painting masters and saints are rampant." Gu Shanhai cheered himself up.

He groped into the bathroom and looked at the mirror on the wall.His face was reflected in the mirror, a young man in his 20s, with a handsome face that could make a dog lick his screen.The appearance is outstanding but not sharp, it is a pure and gentle appearance that no one will believe even if it does something bad.

Gu Shanhai leaned close to the mirror, staring at the face of the mirror.He found the problem.

"Isn't this my original face?"

He lowered his head and looked at himself. Although he was dressed in modern attire, he was wearing a simple ring on his left middle finger.

That's right, it's a real hammer!

It's his Sumeru ring.This is basically the shell he left behind when he escaped from this world.This world consciousness is too lazy!

Gu Shanhai complained in his heart, and suddenly he was secretly happy, trying to use his spiritual sense to open the ring and get the "inheritance" left by him inside.But the wish came true, the space in the ring was cleaner than his hand, and there was nothing inside.

... Has he been robbed by the consciousness of this world?

Gu Shanhai felt wronged and wanted to cry.Suffered a huge loss, but had nowhere to reason.

At this time, the orange cat looked at him from outside the door, and said, "Shit shoveler, this world consciousness named 'Hua Dao' is very kind. It not only gave you a healthy and beautiful body, but also pinched you. As an orphan, there are more than a dozen real estate properties under his name, and he can live and live by collecting rent, and you have earned money!"

"……"Fine.Gu Shanhai was no longer sad.

Although he feels that these properties are very likely to be realized with his money.

Just now, he discovered a new problem after running his cultivation base. Although this body was his own, it did not retain his strength.Obviously, when he left, he advanced to become a peak painter anyway, and he was regarded as a character in terms of place.This body has not even awakened the soul map of life.

This means that he needs to practice from scratch.

In the Doutu Continent, only those who have the natal spiritual map can be called a Doutu master, and officially enter the ranks of practitioners in this world.

Fortunately, his experience is still there, and he is not a real novice.With the knowledge accumulated over the years, it will soon be back to the top.

Gu Shanhai has confidence in himself, his true strength has not been sealed because of crossing borders.The identity of Dou Tushi was just a disguise to facilitate his integration into this world.

Judging from the current situation, the world consciousness called "Hua Dao" is more generous than other worlds.The awakening of the natal spirit map requires the approval of the painting.He accepts the other party's entrustment and works for it, so he won't be stuck in this regard, right?

Most of the Dou Tushi's first natal spirit pictures are uncontrolled waste pictures, which are only used as a stepping stone to step into the ranks of Dou Tu masters, including him at the beginning.Starting over this time, he won't make rookie mistakes.

Is it a hidden benefit?

After getting acquainted with his own attributes, Gu Shanhai started to work.Although I haven't seen more than a dozen of his rent-collecting houses, his current residence has 150 square meters and three bedrooms.The master bedroom lives by himself, the second bedroom is reserved for the big orange cat as a game room, and the other room is assigned to his entrusted task, the son of heaven who needs his care and care.

He has turned to the other party's profile from the information shared with him by the system.Pei Chengping, 17 years old, is an orphan with a rebellious personality.

He is familiar with this business!If the child grows crookedly, if you keep it by your side, and constantly give care and encouragement to each other, you will become a good child full of sunshine.

"System, work! I want Pei Chengping's contact information."

"Yao Sanqi..." The big orange cat burst out a series of numbers, tilted its head and said, "Meow! Shit shoveler, you didn't read the information carefully."

"The information is so long, who can read it? Get people first, and study it slowly later!" Gu Shanhai is a man of action, and he does what he says, but he found a new problem, Huadao didn't give him a mobile phone at all!

He went out with the big orange cat in his arms, found a nearby phone booth, took out a coin from his pocket, put it in, and dialed the number.

The phone was connected quickly, and the boy's impatient voice came from the other end.

"Who? Tell me something!"

Gu Shanhai smiled sweetly into the microphone, even though the other party couldn't see his smile.

"Hey, Xiansen, do you need to adopt?"

The other party was obviously taken aback by Gu Shanhai's gentle tone, "Adopt what? Cats, dogs? Are you a pet center?"

"I adopted you."

"... Get out!" The other end of the phone said violently.

Gu Shanhai moved the receiver some distance away from his ear, and vaguely heard a messy voice coming from the other end.The other party seemed to be too busy to take care of him.He nodded, understood very well, and whispered considerately: "Then I'll ask again later."

What responded to him was a loud slamming of the phone on the opposite side, and a beep after hanging up.

"System, he doesn't seem to want to be my son right now. This good news came too suddenly to him." Gu Shanhai put the receiver back in place, and said while covering his stomach, which started to protest, "Let's go eat something first and buy a cell phone Call him again?"

"Meow! Those who shovel shit, I listen to you, you will succeed!" One person and one cat showed exactly the same hopeful smiles in the sun, which is the vision of a better life in the future.