A Guide to Depravity

"Anyone who has a dream is great." Gao Wu suddenly remembered this line of lyrics, and said while pulling the corner of his mouth.

"A person without ideals is also great." Fei Ning said with a smile.

"That's right." Gao Wu's smile was somewhat real.

After listening to Fei Ning's words, he was a little strangely touched. What is it that a person is looking for in his life, and what should he use to gain a foothold in the world?

If you worry too much and worry too much, you will not be able to live a good life.

Fei Ning has something he likes, so what does Gao Wu like himself?

Gao Wu still needs to think about this question.

But there is no need to worry too much, as long as he is by Fei Ning's side, he can feel the peace of ordinary and warm days.

After the two of them washed up, it was almost eleven o'clock.Fei Ning answered Zhou Yafang's call again, and she asked Fei Ning to take Gao Wu to grandma's house for dinner.

be it.Now Fei Ning doesn't have to worry about what to eat at noon, he goes to grandma's house for lunch and then thinks about what to eat at night.

Before going out, Fei Ning opened the refrigerator and took a look. He only turned on the switch last night, and now it is finally back to normal work.

"Look and buy something in the afternoon, I can put it in the refrigerator." Fei Ning closed the refrigerator door and said to Gao Wu.

Gao Wu nodded: "Do you want to go to your grandma's house now?"

"Well, let's go, it's eleven o'clock." Fei Ning said, "It's pretty close, and you can walk there in less than five minutes."

"Do you want to tell your grandma in advance?" Gao Wu followed Fei Ning out.

"No, my grandma doesn't have a mobile phone." Fei Ning locked the door, stuffed the key into his pocket casually, and hung the avocado on the keychain outside the pocket, flickering with Fei Ning's movements.

Sure enough, I arrived at Fei Ning's grandmother's house within a few steps. The door was also very old, the old iron door with hollows, and the door was full of rust.

The door was not locked either, and it was opened ten centimeters.

Fei Ning saw grandma washing things in the patio through the crack of the door, and was about to open the door when Gao Wu stopped him, and turned to look at Gao Wu in confusion.

Gao Wu also had confusion on the face of the different models of the same series. He paused for a moment before asking in a low voice, "What should I call your grandma?"

How should an old lady who does not understand the language, has different customs, and has an unfamiliar relationship with her boyfriend be called?

Chinese culture is so broad and profound that even its titles are a matter of great learning.

"Just call me 'Grandma'." Fei Ning felt weird saying "Grandma" in Mandarin, and taught Gao Wu to say "Grandma, good morning" in dialect after speaking.Calling "Mother-in-law" in Feining's dialect feels lighter.

In Feining's cultural environment, mother-in-law refers to the mother's mother, not the husband's mother.

Gao Wu recollected Fei Ning's pronunciation, hesitated for a moment and let go: "All right."

Fei Ning opened the door and went in, warmly greeted grandma: "Grandmother."

Grandma also raised her head from the laundry after hearing the commotion, with a smile on her face: "Ning Zi is here, is your mother not here?"

Grandma's complexion is dark, and she has been exposed to the sun from doing farm work all year round. She has a bloated figure, and only a small braid is tied on her short hair.

Grandma Fei Ning pulled up her sleeves, and sat on a small wooden bench to wash clothes by the patio. The diameter of the laundry tub was about half a meter, and there were only a few clothes in it but it was full of foam. The open space on the other side of the patio was lower than the ground beside the house. Some, and there's a bunch of white bubbles just flushed out there too.

"Yes." Fei Ning responded with a smile, "She said that she is busy these days and will come to visit you after she is done. My mother asked me to go find my mother-in-law for dinner."

"Oh, that's it." Grandma actually met her a few days ago, and she talked with her daughter on the phone yesterday. She was a little disappointed when she saw Fei Ning came today, but her daughter didn't come, but she soon became happy again, "Is this your classmate?" ?”

After Gao Wu came in, he heard Fei Ning talking to his grandmother, except for the "grandmother" that Fei Ning just opened his mouth, he basically didn't understand a single sentence of their conversation. Now, Fei Ning's grandmother suddenly turned her gaze to He, he is also a little clueless.

"Yeah, this is my best classmate in college, or my roommate. He came to play with me from far away." Fei Ning explained to grandma in dialect and then patted Gao Wu's with a smile Shoulder.

"Mother-in-law, good morning." Gao Wu put on a smile and said a little uncomfortable.

"You're so good. They're all so tall and handsome. That's great." Grandma smiled happily. "You go and sit inside for a while, and we'll go to your uncle's house for dinner together after I finish washing the clothes."

Gao Wu couldn't understand what grandma said, so he could only smile all the time, and listened even if he didn't understand.

Chirping, rattling, rattling.No matter what the other party said, Gao Wu only kept showing a shallow smile at the corner of his mouth.The fake smile boy's smile looks genuine.

"Do you want to go to uncle's house for dinner?" Fei Ning didn't want to go to uncle's house. In the end, Fei Ning and grandma's relatives were not that close. Without his own parents bringing them over, he always felt a bit cramped. I'm also afraid that my uncle's family has other relatives and friends, and he may not even be able to call relatives correctly.

And Gao Wu, Fei Ning was also afraid that Gao Wu would not understand what they were saying here, and would feel uncomfortable in front of so many people.

"Yeah, your uncle said he made soup, and he came over in the morning and asked me to have lunch at noon. I also told him that you will bring your classmates over today. Your uncle's house has already prepared your meal." Grandma said Then I started washing clothes again.

"Okay." Fei Ning could only respond with a smile.

The door of the room was only ajar and did not close, Fei Ning pulled Gao Wu to push the door open, touched the switch behind the door familiarly and turned on the light.

The light here is not very good. Even in the daytime, the room is dim. There are glass windows on both sides of the living room, which are thicker than the common glass now. There are some traditional patterns on the glass windows facing the street. Facing the patio are thinner glass windows with better light transmission.

The floor height here is also higher than that of modern residences. Take the big fan hanging in the living room as an example. If a fan with a height of more than one meter is hung in Fei Ning’s house, it may block people from walking. This is still two and a half meters above the ground.

Fei Ning dragged Gao Wu into the door, explained the current situation to Gao Wu, and then brought a small bamboo chair from the corner. It touched the dust with his hands, so he didn't let Gao Wu sit down.

"Look at this chair, I have loved it since I was a child," Fei Ning said.

"Why?" Gao Wu looked at this chair. It also seemed to have signs of age. It was a bamboo chair with a backrest. When Fei Ning took it with one hand, he could still hear the creaking sound of the bamboo joints. .

It's quite cute, but it doesn't look like the workmanship is top-notch, or even delicate, and even the symmetry is barely there.

"Isn't it pretty?" Fei Ning asked.

"It's average." Gao Wu said very honestly.

"Isn't it good-looking?" Fei Ning narrowed his eyes to look at Gao Wu, then slowed down and asked again.

Gao Wu smiled and was speechless for a while, Fei Ning's expression clearly said "Quickly say it's nice".

"Okay, it looks good." Gao Wu said obediently.

"It's really pretty." Only then did Fei Ning smile with satisfaction.

"Could it be you who did it?" Gao Wu asked again.

"How is it possible?" Fei Ning laughed dumbly, "If only I were that powerful."

Fei Ning and Gao Wu talked in the room for a long time, and after watching the pointer slide from eleven o'clock to 11:30, grandma finally finished washing the clothes.

The three of them walked forward from the end of this alley, passed the uncle Fei Ning's house in the middle, and walked to the uncle's house at the end of the alley.

The eldest aunt was washing vegetables in the courtyard, and she smiled when she saw Fei Ning and his grandmother coming. She was a teacher in the village, and she always looked a little serious, and her voice was not loud, but it was difficult for people to get close.

Uncle Fei Ning's house is bigger and higher than grandma's house, seven stories high, the patio is kept, and a canopy is added to the roof, which makes the light here a little darker than that of grandma's house.

The room was also dark, even if I turned on an energy-saving lamp, it was also dark when I turned on the light.

The uncle was lying in the room watching TV, and the teacup was filled with faint water vapor. After seeing Fei Ning and the others, he sat up, turned off the energy-saving lamps, and turned on the lights in the living room, ready to greet the guests.

Fei Ning greeted his uncle and his wife first, but his tone was not as eager as that of his grandmother.Gao Wu followed Fei Ning and called his uncle and aunt.

In the living room is a set of carved solid wood sofas. Uncle Fei Ning is sitting on a long wooden chair with several pillows and a thin quilt on it. Wide.Grandma Fei Ning randomly found a wooden stool near her uncle and sat down. Fei Ning pushed Gao Wu to sit on the outer single seat, and then he sat on the armrest of Fei Ning's chair.

"There is a position." The uncle said looking at the positions of Fei Ning and Gao Wu.

The elder uncle and the elder aunt looked very serious. Although Fei Ning had never been scolded since childhood, he was a little afraid of them from the bottom of his heart.It's not that I'm a little scared, it's just that I feel a little uncomfortable to get close to.

His tone was calm, and he didn't blame him. Fei Ning couldn't understand the emotion in his uncle's words, but he knew that he was asking why the two of them sat together.

"It's okay." Fei Ning smiled, but didn't intend to leave.

"This is your classmate?" The uncle ignored him, took out a disposable cup from under the table, poured a few cups of tea, first gave it to Fei Ning's grandmother, and then passed it to Gao Wu Feining.

Gao Wu took the cup and handed it to Fei Ning: "Thank you." Then he put his own cup on the table, it was quite hot.

After taking it, Fei Ning put the rim of the cup to his mouth, letting the rising water vapor steam his face.

"Did you come here alone?" the uncle asked again.

"My classmates and I came over to play for a while and then went back to school." Fei Ning put down the cup beside Gao Wu's cup.

"No wonder, in the past you always sat with your brother, but now that your brother is not here, you have to sit with your classmates. Are you on good terms?" The uncle took a sip of tea.

Fei Ning subconsciously glanced at Gao Wu, but there was no movement, and then he remembered, yes, Gao Wu probably didn't understand a single word.

Good, very good, very good, the best, the best, super invincible, Fei Ning thought like this, and said, "It's pretty good."

"You used to like playing with your cousin the most, but now he hasn't gotten up yet, why don't you go wake him up?" the uncle said again.

"No, no, no." Fei Ning waved his hand with a wry smile, "Let my cousin sleep a little longer." She was good before, but she actually became estranged later.

Fei Ning felt that the generation gap between himself and his uncle might be separated by a Mount Everest. Fei Ning didn't know if his uncle felt that way, anyway, he felt that it was awkward to chat with his uncle for a long time, and he had to continue the awkward chat.

Grandma just stayed by the side without saying a word, and went to wash the vegetables after eating melon seeds silently for a long time.

too difficult.

Gao Wu also felt a little difficult.Fei Ning's dialect, Gao Wu, can still understand a little bit, but Fei Ning's accent is different from his grandmother's accent. Gao Wu really didn't understand a word, sitting here It's not appropriate to play with the mobile phone, just listening to the two of them gurgling and bubbling.Smiling and nodding, pretending to be cute, but actually wandering away.

After a while, there was a knock on the glass window. Fei Ning turned his head to see that someone was knocking on the glass outside.

"Hey!" The man outside had a big smile on his face, and his smile became brighter when he met his uncle, and he greeted with a smile, "Have you eaten yet?"

"It's cooking, have you eaten yet? Come and eat!" 10 points for voice volume, 10 points for enthusiasm, and 10 points for information volume, yes.

"Okay!" The man outside disappeared from the window after finishing speaking, and walked in through the door after a while.

After the middle-aged aunt came in, she first greeted Fei Ning's aunt and grandmother, and then asked Fei Ning Gaowu, "Your nephew?"

Fei Ning: I checked the eyes, it's someone I don't know.

"Yes, my nephew is his classmate." The uncle took out another paper cup and poured tea for her.

Fei Ning Gaowu also said hello to Auntie, and made room for her to sit on the single seat next to her.

"Oh, these two boys are tall and handsome, do you have a girlfriend?" The aunt took the teacup and looked at them and asked.

"No, no, no hurry." Fei Ning said, shaking Gao Wu's head as well.

Gao Wu:?

Gao Wu: ...

After a while, the uncle had a new chat partner, and finally let Fei Ning go and stop talking awkwardly with him.

Fei Ning finally had a chance to calm down and acted as an interpreter for Gao Wu.He picked out some interesting content, whispered it to Gao Wu's ear, and added his own personal evaluation.

"They are saying that this year's crops are successful. My uncle said that this year's carrot harvest is particularly good. No wonder I saw a pile of carrots at the door. I guess there are also carrots in the soup we drink at noon."

"They said that someone from the family went out to work and came back this year so what happened. They also said that there was a person who only knew how to play games all day long and did not do his job. I know that person. Last time I heard him say that he wanted to play e-sports in the future. They played really well. Why do you think they are so lenient?"

"They talked about who's son and daughter got married and had children, and they cue me. I don't, I only have you in my heart."

……

At the end of the chat, when I was about to start eating, my aunt left instead, and my uncle and aunt also stayed, but they didn't.

really interesting.

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The author says:

"A Guide to Falling" = Slow Life Documentary

No.80 four episodes to meet the parents, cut!

small theater:

GaoGao: Will I lose my boyfriend if I don’t get enough family affection?

Lemon: No, you already have full marks in my favorability!

Nan Nan: Their nicknames look so delicious (suck)~

"Red River" tour group & Wu Qingfeng