A Guide to Depravity

The meals here are usually a bit later, and it was already close to one o'clock when they were ready for lunch, and by the time they finished eating slowly, the hands had already moved towards three o'clock.

After finishing the meal, Fei Ning and Gao Wu contracted the job of washing the dishes. After finishing the dishes, they retired. They took Gao Wu to send his grandmother home, and then took the subway with him to buy groceries—they planned to Cook for yourself at night.

To be precise, it was Fei Ning who wanted the two of them to try to cook by themselves tonight.

"I found a very miraculous thing." Fei Ning contracted the work of washing dishes with Gao Wu after eating, and after finishing the dishes, he retreated and took Gao Wu to send his grandmother home, and then sat with Gao Wu Subway to buy groceries.

"What?" Gao Wu looked at the concrete floor of the red brick house in front of him, there were several families sitting at the door chatting, looking very leisurely and happy.

The two of them walked to the end of the road, turned a corner, and walked to the road in the village.

"People on my grandmother's side don't like meat very much." Fei Ning came to this conclusion based on his years of observation.

"Why?" Gao Wu was not very interested in this topic, so he just asked along.

"I don't know." Fei Ning was a little surprised after he finished speaking, "How can there be someone who doesn't like meat?" Fei Ning himself is a meat eater, the kind that doesn't like meat.

"It's because you love meat too much." Gao Wu said with a smile.

The subway at Fengwei has only been built in recent years. This line is all in the suburbs, and there are relatively few people. Basically, there are seats on the train, or even empty.

It took a long time to miss the first train, but Gao Wu and Fei Ning were very lucky this time. When they got off, the train just happened to open the door, and they got in quickly.

After two stops, Gao Wu and Fei Ning arrived.

When I got out of the station, I saw the blue sky. There was a gap between the subway station and the highway. Small steps were built on the subway side. The ground under the steps was a slope made of mud. The loess was dry and cracked in winter.

Entering the market, many small vendors moved stools and layered bags to sell vegetables and fruits. There were many old people selling vegetables, and it was quite lively.

"Should we go to the inside first or the outside first?" Fei Ning hesitated for a moment, and before Gao Wu could answer, he said, "Why don't we go to the supermarket first?"

"...OK." Gao Wu said.

The vegetable market is actually composed of indoors and outdoors. The indoor street is also full of various meat and vegetable shops. A tent is set up in the middle of the outdoor road, which divides the road into two streets. One side is run by tents, and the other side is small vendors. The elderly and uncles and aunts who run and sit around.

Fei Ning pulled a small cart from the door, and led Gao Wu into the supermarket with his right hand.

"Huh?" Gao Wu looked at Fei Ning holding his hand.

"It's just an excuse." Fei Ning smiled, let go of Gao Wu, and strode forward.

The corner of Gao Wu's mouth curled up, and he also moved forward to catch up with Fei Ning.

Going straight ahead is the meat and vegetable area, with vegetables, melons and fruits, meat and fish balls, rice and noodles, although the sparrows are small, they are complete.

"This cucumber looks good, how about a cucumber?" Fei Ning walked to the place where cucumbers were sold, picked up one and weighed it.

"Okay." Gao Wu felt that this dish should not be difficult.

"What kind of sauce should I use to make cucumbers?" Fei Ning's house was empty, and he didn't have any condiments, so he had to buy them on the spot.

"I'll check." Gao Wu turned on his phone and searched, "Cucumber, sesame oil, garlic, cooking wine, soy sauce, coriander, chili, mature vinegar."

Fei Ning also doesn’t know how to pick cucumbers. I don’t know whether it is better to have a darker color or a lighter color. There is no shopping guide nearby to ask, so I have to pick one that is not soft and not rotten and put it in a torn bag. , and place it in your cart.

"The cucumber is ready, what is sesame oil, and what is garlic?" Fei Ning didn't expect so much seasoning to make a cucumber, and, "I'm not jealous."

"There are other ways, this one is simpler," Gao Wu was still browsing the webpage, "sesame oil, refined salt, garlic paste, vinegar."

"That's right, did the method just now use no salt?" Fei Ning asked.

"I didn't mention asking for salt," Gao Wu said.

"Because there is soy sauce?" Fei Ning was puzzled.

"Maybe." Fei Ning didn't know, and Gao Wu didn't even know.

"Will it not be so delicious?" Fei Ning asked again.

"I don't know..." Gao Wu's family doesn't have a cucumber dish, only raw cucumber slices.

"No, you have to eat delicious food, and life is a challenge." Fei Ning refused.

All right, you'll be happy.

As for the other vegetables in the supermarket, Fei Ning felt that they were listless, so he didn't buy them. After weighing the cucumbers, he went to the meat side, and he didn't know how to pick them. He took Gao Wu to the seasoning area again.

"Don't you want to buy meat?" Gao Wu asked.

"It doesn't look new." Fei Ning said like an experienced person.

"You know?" Gao Wu raised his eyebrows.

"No." Fei Ning was confident and confident, "But I always feel that the things in the supermarket are not that fresh."

"Then what's the matter with your cucumber?"

"Because it looks good!" Fei Ning smiled brightly.

"Why don't you go out and buy some seasonings? It's too heavy to hold now." Fei Ning looked at the items on the shelves, thinking that the grocery stores outside would usually have them for sale.

Although Fei Ning has never bought vegetables by himself, he has gone shopping with his mother quite a lot.

Haven't eaten pork and never seen a pig run?

……

In fact, I have never seen it.

It is much more difficult to see pigs running than to eat pork these days.

"You have the final say." Gao Wu said.

Snack area.

Fei Ning took a shopping cart with only one cucumber at a price and looked at it seriously.

"These things are not healthy." Gao Wu said looking at the array of spicy sticks and potato chips in front of him.

"Just eat a little bit," Fei Ning raised his index finger.

"Spicy noodles are not good." Gao Wu pushed Fei Ning forward.

"Just buy a pack." Fei Ning stood stubbornly in front of Latiao, unmoved.

"Not even one bag." Gao Wu was also unmoved.

"It's just one pack. Latiao is really happy." Fei Ning picked up a pack and put it in front of him, "This is super delicious."

"No." Gao Wu took the spicy strips and put them back on the shelf.

"Are you really not going to eat?" Fei Ning tried to make a final struggle.

"No." Gao Wu pushed Fei Ning through the Latiao area.

"Can I buy a pack of turkey noodles?" Fei Ning finally didn't even buy potato chips, and walked to the instant noodle section.

Things like instant noodles are boring to eat, and you will miss them if you don't eat them for a long time.

Or if you have heard about it for a long time, you will want to try it.

"Very spicy." Gao Wu had heard of this thing before.

"That's right, I just want to try it. Others say it's delicious." Fei Ning blinked, and put a pack of turkey noodles into the shopping cart, Gao Wu didn't stop this time.

The two kitchen novices left the supermarket with a pack of turkey noodles and a cucumber, and then started shopping in the indoor market.

Beef, I saw it and wanted to buy it.

Pork, I saw it and wanted to buy it.

Fish, I saw it and wanted to buy it.

Chicken, I saw it and wanted to buy it.

Roast pork, I saw it and wanted to buy it too.

I bought Lin Lin Zong Zong and Fei Ning said it was three days worth, but Gao Wu felt that he could eat all kinds of melons, fruits, meat, vegetables and condiments for a whole week.In the end, Gao Wu was coaxed to buy sauce pancakes as a snack.

Is ready to set foot on the pace of home.

"Hey, didn't we buy a little too much?" Fei Ning reaped a lot of happiness in the process of buying vegetables. It was as if he had eaten it. After buying these things, he realized that he had bought a little too much. up.

"Don't you have a plan?" Gao Wu frowned slightly.

At that time, when Fei Ning was shopping for vegetables, he was talking about "broccoli can be used to stir-fry beef" and "pork can be used to stir-fry vegetables". reliable.

Fei Ning was dumb for a while, and said after a while, "It should be able to finish eating."

"Hmm." Gao Wu hooked the corner of his mouth, noncommittal.

The two took a lot of things to the subway.

"Why don't we bring out a grocery shopping trolley?" Fei Ning felt heavy while carrying the bag, and switched the bag from his left hand to his right.The two of them carried a large pile of plastic bags in each hand, sat down and placed them on the ground.

"What small car?" Gao Wu was actually not very heavy holding these things, but the pile of plastic bags did hurt his hands after holding them for a long time.

"It's the grocery shopping cart in the kitchen." Fei Ning turned his wrist, "The one with the blue bag."

"Then why didn't you take it when you saw it?" Gao Wu still couldn't remember which one it was.

"Oh," Fei Ning slowed down, "I forgot."

Gao Wu gave Fei Ning a hypocritical smile.

After returning home, both of their hands were almost broken.

As soon as he got home, Fei Ning put the things at the door and threw himself on the bench, but he didn't dare to throw himself down too hard. After all, they were all wood and hurt.

Gao Wu put all the bags in his hand to the kitchen, and then picked up the bags that Fei Ning put on the ground and put them there.

"How do you put these things?" Gao Wu put those bags on the stove, the juices of all kinds of meat and the water of vegetables even penetrated the plastic bags.

"Ah," Fei Ning let out a long breath, "just put it in the refrigerator. Don't you want to take a rest?"

"It's okay." Gao Wu tried to put all these in the refrigerator, "Some of them are a little leaky, should we put them in directly?"

"Hmm..." Fei Ning finally got up from the chair, "Let me take a look."

After Fei Ning came over, the two of them put out the food to eat tonight, put the meat in quick-frozen, and put the vegetables in chilled, sorting them into different categories and finally packed them up.

There was a pile of plastic bags in the trash can in an instant.

"Cook a meal, turkey noodles, pickled cucumbers, braised pork ribs, and baby food in soup?" Fei Ning proposed to Gao Wu the menu for tonight.

"Cooking and eating turkey noodles?" Gao Wu took out various seasonings from the bag.

"What if it's unpalatable." Fei Ning did a pretty good job of planning for a rainy day, huh?

"That's why you bought ice cream?" Gao Wu said.

"That's right." Fei Ning smiled at Gao Wu.

The cucumber was made by Gao Wu. The turkey noodles, the braised pork ribs and the baby dishes in soup were all made by Fei Ning according to the recipes on the Internet. The ribs were already chopped. There is no chance of being injured by a knife, and the final things are actually quite decent.

The braised pork ribs are quite complicated to make. Fei Ning uses one pot to blanch the pork ribs, and the other pot to boil the sugar.

In fact, the ingredients did not follow the tutorials on the Internet. Fei Ning felt that the steps were almost enough. Fei Ning had never had anything like chicken essence in his family, and he didn't buy it this time, but the things he made were still delicious.

Finally, boil the turkey noodles and put them on the plate.

Three dishes including soup, two bowls of rice and a plate of plain noodles were placed on the table.

Fei Ning and Gao Wu started to move their chopsticks after a click to take pictures.

"Try the braised pork ribs I made." Fei Ning put a piece of pork ribs into the bowl for Gao Wu, and the appearance was really bluffing, with golden-red sauce, flat bones, and even meat attached to it.

Gao Wu took a sip and was a little surprised.

"It's delicious." Gao Wu said sincerely.

"Haha, I just said that I have a talent for cooking." Fei Ning's heart suddenly relaxed, and he picked up a piece for himself, "It's delicious, it's delicious."

Gao Wu tried baby food again: "This one is also delicious."

The hard work of cooking has been rewarded at this moment, and Fei Ning feels happy from the bottom of his heart.

The disc operation starts with you and me.

Half of the seasoning with the turkey noodles was poured down and I dared not pour it again.

Afraid of spicy.

"There's only one packet of seasoning, it's a miscalculation." Fei Ning thought that the turkey noodles would contain chili oil and be separated from other seasonings.

"It looks a bit spicy." Gao Wu looked at the plate of turkey noodles, not very hopeful.

"Let me try first." Fei Ning provoked a small poke to try first, "It's okay. You try?"

Gao Wu raised his chopsticks, took two sticks to try, and frowned: "I think it's a bit spicy."

"Is it very spicy?" Fei Ning picked up his chopsticks again, "I think it's okay."

"No, I can't eat it." Gao Wu put down his chopsticks after eating the two he picked up just now, poured two glasses of water before returning to the dining table, and watched Fei Ning eat.

Fei Ning still ate hard, the more he ate, the more spicy he ate, he gave up halfway through the meal, ran to the kitchen to get the ice cream, after taking a bite, the ice cream pressed Gao Wu to receive a spicy and vanilla-flavored kiss.

He straddled Gao Wu, with one hand holding the ice cream on Gao Wu's shoulder, and the other hand around Gao Wu's neck.

Gao Wu was originally dissuaded by the strange taste in Fei Ning's mouth, and wanted to push Fei Ning away, but the feeling of the ice cream melting in his mouth was too subtle and strange, and he fell into it again after being stunned for a few seconds.

"I don't eat turkey noodles anymore, and there are no other seasonings, so it doesn't taste good at all." After the end, Fei Ning still had the smell of ice cream in his mouth, and continued to eat ice cream while lying on Gao Wu's body.

"Spicy enough, isn't it delicious?" Gao Wu comforted Fei Ning with a smile.

"If there is no other flavor except spicy, how can this food be delicious?" Fei Ning said, "There are too many heavy flavors, but it is not bad, but occasionally you should eat some original flavors. to taste the true taste of the food.”

Fei Ning is also a philosopher today.

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The author says:

"Heart-wrenching Jokes and Long Daydreams" Universal Youth Hostel

You may not have heard the title of this song, but you have probably seen this line: who came from mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, but was confined to kitchen and love day and night?

The last half plate of turkey noodles was poured into the trash can, it is shameful to waste food, please don’t learn from Fei Ning :)