We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

Looking at "Nakahara Chuya" who kept plunging towards Kusanagi, Zhou Fang asked suspiciously, "Since when did you have such a good relationship with him?" This guy was not like this when he went to Barhora today...

So confusing.

While pushing "Central Plains" desperately, Kusanagi replied helplessly: "I don't know what's going on! Go away! Xiao Shili, listen to me, I don't have that kind of relationship with him!"

Awashima looked at Kusanagi suspiciously: "Ah? Why do you explain it like this?" She thought for a moment, and looked at Kusanagi with weird eyes, "I didn't think about that unless you said it."

...Did I shoot myself in the foot with a rock?Kusanagi couldn't help regretting for a while, but he really couldn't understand why "Central Plains" was so enthusiastic about him suddenly, and he couldn't even push him away.Just when he seriously considered that it would not be a big problem to use his abilities in Sceter4's territory anyway with his own king here, so he simply burned this mafia cadre from Yokohama, "Central Plains" raised his head, crying Looking at him with a full face: "Brother Kusanagi, I am Hatta!"

I am Hatta——

It's Hatta——

Hatta-

"...What?" Kusanagi was dumbfounded for a moment, but he didn't believe it, "What are you kidding, Zhongyuan?"

"I'm really Hatta!" Hatta wiped his tears, "I broke the broken glass you found behind the sofa in the bar last week, I didn't mean to—"

"You kid..." Kusanagi raised his hand and used the second knuckle of his index finger to drill into Hatta's head, "You really belong to Hatta!"

Sakuya couldn't help covering her eyes.Mr. Kusanagi with such a good temper is so angry that the top of his head is smoking, you really belong to him, Hatta.

Zhou Fang was completely confused: "What's going on?"

"Oh, it's rare that Your Excellency the Scarlet King has such a calm time to ask." Munakata mocked Zhou Fang, before turning his head to look at Fushimi before he got angry, "Let me fall into this Fushimi-kun, who is more clear about the ins and outs of the matter, will explain it."

...Is that Fushimi?Zhou Fang looked at "Dazai" and then at "Fushimi", already vaguely guessing what was going on in his heart.

Kusanagi obviously understood, and after letting go of Hatta, he asked, "Is... did some soul swap happen?"

Fushimi nodded: "Well, that's it." He habitually wanted to push the glasses, but when he raised his hand halfway, he remembered that he was not wearing glasses now, so he had to put his hand down again with a little embarrassment.

Dazai with Erlang's legs crossed smiled and said, "I don't wear glasses, sorry, Fushimi-kun~"

"Tsk." Fushimi smacked his tongue, and this smack made Kusanagi and Zhou Fang instantly sure.

"It really is Fushimi."

"It's Fushimi, that's right."

...How on earth did these two people define him!Seeing his Wang's expression that looked like a smile but not a smile, Fushimi became even more irritable.Although it seemed weird to tell the former king this kind of thing in front of his current boss, but after Fushimi coughed twice to silence everyone, he explained it to Kusanagi and Zhou Fang in a simple language. Take a look at this.

When Fujian was speaking, Zhou Fang looked lazy as usual, and felt that this was not enough to surprise him, but Kusanagi's eyes were straightened when he heard it.

What scene haven't I seen?I have never seen this scene. by Kusanagi Izumo.

After Fu Jian finished speaking, Kusanagi pointed to a group of victims over there and asked dumbfoundedly: "That is to say, they are all victims of this incident, right?"

"Ah, I'm not." Aizawa raised his hand to show his position, "I was just called to help, but I didn't help at all. Now I'm educating my two unlucky students."

"Oh, so." Kusanagi scratched his hair, then he patted his head violently, "Anna!" He turned around and pressed Anna's shoulder and asked anxiously

Said, "Anna, you are not like them, are you?"

Anna blinked: "I didn't, I was buying milk tea with Sister Sakuya, so I wasn't here."

"Ah, that's great!" Kusanagi hugged Anna, touched her head and said in a relieved tone, "Fortunately, you are fine, I was still wondering what if you went to some stinky boy's body and saw something hot-eyed what to do."

...the atmosphere became strangely silent.

"Ahem," Munakata coughed twice, breaking the suffocating awkward atmosphere, "I have asked Nanase-kun to record how they changed." He winked at Sakuya , Sakuya immediately understood, showed the record made before to Kusanagi, and explained to him, "The direction of the arrow shows who is in whose body."

This Kusanagi can still be seen.He looked at it with his fingers, and said while watching: "So, Little Hatta is in the body of Nakahara, Nakahara is in the body of Mr. Nakajima Atsushi, and Mr. Kunikida Doppo is in the body of Little Hatta, right? ?”

Sakuya nodded: "Yes. And, Mr. Kunikida is my master."

"So Little Batian is your master now?"

"No, you can't secretly change concepts like this!"

"Alas..." Zhou Fangsao scratched his hair, a trace of helplessness appeared on his face, "I feel like I have encountered a particularly troublesome thing." He raised his eyes to look at Munakata, "Call me and Izumo here, Does it mean that they won't be able to change back for a while?"

Huh?The Red King is quite clever.Sakuya thought in his heart.

"That's right," Munakata pushed down his glasses, "A situation like this usually lasts for two to three days, that is to say, they each have to live in someone else's body for two to three days."

"Sounds like it will be a troublesome thing." Kusanagi touched his chin.

"I invite you to come here to discuss what to do in the next two or three days," Munakata said seriously, "Because I don't know when the exchange will come back, so I personally think that in the few days before the exchange back, the few of them , it is best not to be too far away from each other."

Sakuya blinked: "As expected of the head of the department, I didn't expect this at all."

Munakata likes to stop at the end of his speech, and when it comes to this level, everyone else basically understands it.

"It would be okay if it was just two people who exchanged with each other," Awashima seemed to have a headache, "but the current situation is completely chaotic, so people don't know how to deal with it."

Sakuya was thinking that Saruhiko was in Mr. Dazai's body, and in the next few days, he would see Mr. Dazai having no energy but dealing with a lot of work and even listening to him smacking his tongue.Ahh, I always thought it was a very scary picture.

Fushimi glanced at Sakuya, and found that she was frowning, not knowing what she was thinking.

"My words," Hong raised his hand, and looked at his body, "you can take Nakajima home with you, and you should be fine if you explain it clearly to your family. And after changing your body, your personality can't be used, and you can't work. There is no way to proceed, and the impact in this regard should not be very great.”

Munakata nodded thoughtfully: "Indeed."

After hearing what Hong said, Sakuya suddenly thought of a question.She immediately turned her head to look at Dazai, but the other party seemed to be thinking about something, as if planning to make trouble.

...I'm not used to seeing such a calculating expression on Bakugo's face.No, no, now is not the time to think about it!

Seeing Sakuya thinking for a while, frowning for a while, and now shaking his head vigorously, Fushimi asked in wonder, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Sakuya shook his head and said.

"Why is this happening..." Nakajima said with a depressed tone, "We were supposed to come to play, but now we have encountered this kind of thing..." Originally their plan was three days, and it would take another three days if they exchanged. If it's too late, wouldn't the three days in Tokyo be useless?

At this moment, Bakugo's terminal rang.His terminal is still on him, so now

The person answering the phone for him was Dazai.

"Old woman?" Seeing the caller ID, Dazai raised his eyebrows, and said to Bakugo in a disapproving tone, "Bakugo-kun can't do this, ladies are still young girls even at 80 years old, you can't use this on them It's an impolite address. By the way, who is this? Your mother?"

"Stop teaching me!" Bao Hao roared, "Give me the terminal!"

But Dazai ignored him, and directly picked up the phone, and after pressing the put button, he said in a pleasant tone: "Hello, hello——"

Then, Dazai realized first-hand what "like a son like a mother" is: "I'm such a fart! When will you come back, brat??? What time is it?"

Sakuya looked at Bakugo with some surprise: "Aunt Guangji still cares what time you go home? I thought she didn't care about you at all."

"Fuck!" Baohao's expression froze for a moment, "It's broken, I forgot about it!"

What's the matter?Sakuya was a little curious, and heard Dazai say with a smile: "Yes, it is Tokyo time now - 09:30 p.m. ~ Do you have any instructions from Mother? Are you worried because I didn't go home?"

Sakuya saw in horror that Bakugou clenched his fists again.

Bakugo is hard again!Bakugo's fist is hard again!

"Why are you so glib today, kid? Who's worried about you? I don't care if you come back, but the cat food I asked you to buy for Juju must be home today!" Guangji said in an unquestionable tone.

Because Dazai used the loudspeaker, everyone in the room could hear what Mitsuji said.Everyone was silent, but the shaking shoulders betrayed their inner thoughts.

Then, they couldn't hold back.

"puff!"

"Pfft!"

"Puff haha——"

The well-known hero is heartbroken, and his status at home is not as good as that of a cat.

Aizawa looked at Bakugo: "Your mother loves cats a lot, she even calls it Tangerine."

Bao Hao roared angrily: "You are all laughing!"

Sakuya said earnestly to Bakugo: "That's why I told you, we have received professional training, and generally we don't laugh, unless we can't help it hahahaha——"

Fushimi beside him couldn't help but let out a "poof".

Even Yuan Bigu finds it funny!

"You guys are so annoying!" Bakugo walked up to Dazai angrily, snatched the terminal from him, turned off the speakerphone and went to the side to call Mitsuki to explain the situation.After a while, he came back and finished the phone call, but his face didn't look particularly good.He said in a muffled voice, "My mother asked if she could not change it back, she thought the attitude of talking to her just now was pretty good. This time——"

Thinking that there were still two little girls here, Baohao swallowed the word "fuck" back abruptly.

The reception room fell into a strange silence again, and a few seconds later, there was a burst of laughter.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​is really miserable!"

"Don't change it back hahahaha how can Aunt Guangji say such a thing hahahaha!"

"Dazai's mouth is deceitful, tell your mother, Dazai, a suicide fanatic, is not a good person to make machines, bandages, and waste devices!"

Akiyama and Benzai who walked to the door of the reception room could not help but look at each other when they heard the laughter inside.

What happened?