We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

"I don't know why, but it always feels like a black hole-like world inside." Akiyama said with a deep expression.

Benzai nodded in agreement: "Ah, yes." Hearing the bursts of laughter inside, he coughed lightly, and said to Akiyama, "Anyway, try knocking on the door first."

Akiyama let out an "um", raised his hand and knocked on the door three times.Worried that the people inside couldn't hear it because it was too noisy, he deliberately increased his strength.

Soon, Munakata's voice came from inside: "Please come in."

Akiyama and Benzai looked at each other, then reached out and opened the door.As soon as they entered, the two found that the attention of the people in the reception room had shifted from "Kunikida" to the two of them, and it seemed that it was because of him that other people were smiling very happily.

According to the information that Sakuya gave them synchronously in real time, Kunikida's body should be Bakugou now.Akiyama and Benzai couldn't help being a little confused, not knowing what happened in the reception room just now, which made everyone laugh so heartily at the famous hero.

Munakata asked in a gentle tone, "What's the matter, Akiyama-kun, Benzai-kun, are you two here?"

"It's like this, Chief," Akiyama explained, "The other members of the special task force have now finished their work and are waiting for the next instruction from the Chief."

What Akiyama said was already very euphemistic. In fact, after putting the outsider octopus in the water prison and making a record for the victim who first reported the crime, they had nothing to do. They waited for a long time in the intelligence room but did not get Munakata's answer. The next instruction did not say what to ask them to do, nor did they tell them to get off work, so I had to ask Akiyama and Benzai to inquire about the situation.

"Ah——" Munakata remembered now, the members of the secret service team who were still working overtime tremblingly because the things in front of him were too interesting to forget.He smiled slightly and said to Akiyama, "Thank you for working overtime urgently tonight, everyone. I have nothing else to do here. Let's get off work first."

"The head of the room," Benzai asked again, "what about the three victims? We made notes for them and haven't let them go back yet."

After pondering for a moment, Munakata asked, "Do they know each other?"

Benzai nodded: "I know each other. The three of them are college students and joined the same club at school. But it's the summer vacation. They came out tonight to discuss the arrangement of summer club activities."

Sakuya couldn't help being a little envious: that's great...and summer vacation.

"That's it," Munakata nodded slightly, "Then please tell the three of them, in order to cause unnecessary trouble, try to stay together for two or three days, if family and friends ask, use club activities as an excuse. That's right , how is the victim feeling now?"

"Rather than saying it's stable, it's better to say that they find it interesting." Benzai said with a wry smile, "I planned to comfort them, but it turned out to be completely unnecessary."

"Oh," Zongxiang said with a smile, his eyes lit up, "that just saves the work we have to do. It's getting late, tell them as I said just now, let them leave the camp as soon as possible Go back and rest. The same goes for everyone in the special service team, you can get off work after finishing this work."

Akiyama and Benzai nodded in response, "Yes, I understand, Chief."

After Akiyama and Benzai left, Munakata looked around at the people in the reception room, and asked his question again: "So, do you have any other suggestions on how to spend these two or three days?"

Aizawa raised his hand: "In my personal opinion, it's better to let them all stay together. Boom, don't take Nakajima home. Nakajima and the others come to play. If you don't stay with a few people from the Armed Detective Agency, It will be troublesome too."

Hong nodded: "Okay." Regarding Aizawa's proposal, Hong has no opinion.

Kunikida squeezed his chin: "My opinion is the same. It's better for everyone to be together. Especially Dazai," he pointed at Dazai who is now in Bakugo's body and said angrily, "If this guy doesn't keep an eye on him, he will cause trouble. Trouble. Now he is using the body of Boxindi, and Boxindi is a well-known public figure. If he does something to discredit him

What should I do? "

Dazai pursed his lips, and looked at Kunikida aggrievedly: "It's too good, Kunikida-kun, you put me like this!"

Boro said to Dazai sincerely, "Can I ask you not to use Bakugo's face to make such an expression? This is more terrifying than seeing Nakajima make a strange expression with my face."

Sakuya propped his forehead: "I'm already a little physically uncomfortable."

The aggrieved and cute Bakugo...she can't accept it!

Munakata nodded thoughtfully, what is Kusanagi-kun thinking? "

Kusanagi scratched his hair: "We only have Hatta here, let's see the little Hatta himself. But if they are all together, it's better for the little Hatta not to get out of this team."

Hatta wanted to struggle at first, but he gave up the idea of ​​struggling when he heard Zhou Fang's deep voice "Yeah".

Brother Zun's order is what I must obey!Hatta clenched his fist and thought silently.

"So now, the members of the Armed Detective Agency, Blast Heart and Jiao Dong, and Barbara's Hatta-kun have reached an agreement, what about the three members of the Port Mafia?" Munakata asked with a smile.

Akutagawa didn't answer, but Higuchi's eyes were already circling: "Eh? Does that mean I can live with Akutagawa-senpai? Can I stay with Akutagawa-senpai for three days? Then I have no objection." Oh, absolutely no objections."

Sakuya couldn't bear it and said to Munakata: "Director, there is an idiot here, I think we should arrest her!"

Fushimi's mouth twitched slightly and looked at Sakuya: "You are just as good as her."

"I don't want to be said by an isaki idiot!" Sakuya said confidently.

"Tsk, I'm a sakuya idiot now."

"You really don't want to use Mr. Dazai's face to say such things anymore. Also, why would someone directly admit that they are an idiot? Are you an idiot?"

"...What you said just now is what Osamu Dazai said, and has nothing to do with me."

"Don't throw the pot away!"

Munakata watched with interest his two subordinates flirting in public in front of everyone... no, it should be said, bickering.After all, Fushimi is using Dazai's body now. Although it is true that Fushimi himself said what he said, using Dazai's body makes people feel weird.

"Ah, I'm so annoying!" Zhong Yuan couldn't help feeling a little annoyed, "I was supposed to stay in Tokyo for another day tomorrow, and I could go back to Yokohama the day after tomorrow." He reached out to touch his pocket, only to realize that it wasn't his clothes. is not its own terminal.He walked up to Hatta, took out the terminal from the inside pocket of his coat, and prepared to explain the situation to Mori Ogai.

Hatta blinked his eyes, and said in a daze: "The people of the port mafia are really particular. Are you looking handsome in such a hot day wearing a black windbreaker?"

Hong looked at the black windbreaker on his body, and nodded involuntarily: "Well, it looks like it is."

"If you want to say that, isn't it the same for the Armed Detective Agency?" Fushimi took off the light-colored windbreaker that Dazai was wearing while clicking his tongue, and complained disgustingly, "It's so hot."

Dazai shrugged: "Aren't you sceter4 the same, wearing uniforms in summer, isn't it hot?"

"Oh," Munakata's lens flashed white, "Dazai-kun, do you have any opinion on my sceter4's uniform regulations?"

"No—not at all~" Dazai replied with a bright smile, "It's not me who wears it anyway, even if you have an opinion, it should be your employees of sceter4, and Akutagawa-kun who is now in Fushimi-kun's body~"

Sakuya couldn't help but sighed: "Hey, this is definitely the most expression I've seen on Bakugo's face in my life that shouldn't be made by him."

At this moment, the call from Nakahara to Mori Ogai was also connected.The other party said in a good tone: "Hello, Mr. Zhongye."

"Ah, first

collar, it's me. " Zhong Ye said in a deep voice.

The other side was silent for a while and then tentatively asked: "Excuse me, who are you?"

"It's me, leader, it's me!" Zhong Yuan repeated.

Mori Ogai on the opposite side also said, "So, didn't I ask who you are?" Nakahara heard Alice's inquiry on the phone, "What's the matter, Rintaro? Didn't Nakaya call you? "

Mori Ogai's voice sounded troubled: "Well, the caller ID is indeed Chuya-kun..."

Zhong Yuan couldn't help shouting: "So it's me!"

Mori Ogai continued, "But the sound doesn't sound like it."

"I see," Alice said as if she understood something all of a sudden, "This is the scam that everyone often says 'It's me, it's me'!"

Mori Ogai asked puzzledly, "What is that?"

Zhong Yuan: ... Listen to me!

Alice explained solemnly: "It is to call a person and keep saying to the other party, 'it is me, it is me', like this, pretending to know the other party, but never saying my name, until the other party thinks that I forgot remember the name of the caller, and then pretend to remember it. At this time, the caller can commit fraud.”

"Oh, that's it!" Mori Ogai made a voice of sudden realization, "My little Alice is so smart, fortunately you are here, otherwise I would have been cheated~"

...It's not like that, boss! ! !

Nakahara originally wanted other people to prove it for him, so he turned on the speakerphone, but he didn't expect the conversation to become like this. As a result, the conversation between him and Mori Ogai, as well as the conversation between Mori Ogai and Alice on the phone, were completely unreliable. It was heard by everyone.

With the experience of the last explosion, everyone held back this time, but they could only do it so that they didn't laugh out loud. None of them left behind the shoulders that should have shaken or the sound that should have been made.

...I hate it so much.Zhongyuan gritted his teeth.

"But—" Mori Ogai asked again in doubt, "Why does this person have Chuya-kun's terminal? Could it be that Chuya-kun was tricked into taking the terminal?"

"Maybe," Alice said, "after all, Zhong also looks easy to deceive."

After all, Zhong also looks very deceptive.

Now Dazai couldn't bear it any longer, he clutched his stomach and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha Chuya you hahahaha——you really look so deceptive~ Even little Alice knows hahahaha!"

Recalling the time when I saw Sakuya negotiating with Nakahara in Yokohama before, Fushimi finally understood why she would say "because Mr. Nakaya is easy to cheat".

"But Little Alice, don't you think this voice sounds familiar?" Mori Ogai asked suspiciously, "It's a bit like the man from the Armed Detective Agency, Mr. Tiger. By the way, Miss Nanase told me today , the members of the Armed Detective Agency are also in Tokyo, so it’s him, right?”

Alice put forward her own opinion: "So, was Chuya persecuted by the people of the Armed Detective Agency? Has this day finally come?"

At this moment, the people in the reception room finally couldn't help laughing, and Nakahara couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at Mori Ogai and Alice: "No! It's me! Nakahara Chuya! I!"

"You can't lie to a good boy, Nakajima-kun." Mori Ogai taught in a earnest tone like an elder.

Nakahara threw the terminal to Sakuya without love.

He really couldn't explain it.