We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

The appearance of this outsider octopus plunged the private room into chaos.

An octopus is a soft-bodied creature, and it requires certain skills when catching it. Now that this octopus is still an octopus with only supernatural powers, it is even more difficult to catch.

Fushimi, who realized that as long as he touched it, he would be tricked, wanted to remind others not to touch that octopus, but it was too late.

Why do you guys only think of grabbing with your bare hands!Feeling tired, Fushimi heard Akiyama still calling him on his terminal.

"Tsk." He clicked his tongue fiercely, grabbed the terminal from "myself", "Hello."

"Ah, Mr. Fushimi, may I ask what happened to you?" Akiyama said anxiously and concernedly, "I haven't finished talking just now, the octopus' ability is to exchange the personalities of the people it touches, simple It's a soul swap—"

"You said it too late," Fushimi said unrepentantly, "I've already been tricked."

"……what?!"

"It's not just me." Fushimi pinched the center of his brows, feeling extremely headache from the current chaotic situation.He glanced at the "self" standing in front of him, and asked angrily, "Hey, who are you?"

"... Mr. Dazai!" Fushimi saw a cracked expression on his own face.Now the person who owns his body gave him a tangled look, and then began to search, "Mr. Dazai, which one is you?"

Akutagawa should be the only one who would use honorifics for Dazai, right?Being ignored by himself, and Akutagawa's soul is still in his body, Fushimi feels very uncomfortable no matter how he thinks about it.

But the top priority now is to catch this outsider octopus first, before another victim emerges.He explained the situation to Akiyama in a simple and clear manner, and asked him to notify Munakata and Awashima to bring people over as soon as possible. After hanging up the phone, he shouted to the others: "Hey, be careful not to touch that octopus again!"

When Fushimi said this, "Boom" and "Nakahara" were each holding one of the tentacles of the octopus.

"Wait! Don't let go!" Fushimi shouted hastily, "That's it, don't let it run away!"

Anyway, they are already victims, and it doesn't matter if they suffer for a while longer.Fushimi thought from the bottom of his heart.

"I, I can't loosen it!" "Boom" said without tears, "It's so tight to me——"

Fushimi couldn't help complaining: "Don't say such things that will cause people to misunderstand!"

As he spoke, he saw "Akutagawa" walking up to "Boom", and said to him sincerely, "Can you please stop making such strange expressions with my face? It looks weird."

Although he knew that the "Akutagawa" in front of him was not Akutagawa, Nakajima shivered reflexively, and said tremblingly, "I, I know!"

So now, Nakajima is in Toro's body, Toko is in Akutagawa's body, and Akutagawa is in his own body... Fushimi looked at "Nakahara": "Who are you?"

"Central Plains" looked at Fushimi suspiciously: "Monkey?"

"Tsk, Misaki." Fushimi's face showed subtle mockery and impatience, "I was not tall before, but now I'm even shorter."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard "Nakajima" yelling at himself: "Do you have any opinion on my height! Bastard Dazai! Even though I know you are not Dazai now, you are still an asshole! You deserve to be beaten The face looks even worse now!"

Nakajima desperately bowed and apologized to Fushimi with his body: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! That body is beyond my control now!"

"Tsk."

"Don't smack your tongue, bastard!"

Ah, I have to apologize.Boom thought silently.

"Oh," "Bakuho" spread his hands, "but you can grow a little taller, Chuya, Dun-jun's height is ten centimeters taller than your 1.6-meter Chuya. How do you feel about the air? Refreshed?"

"Bastard Dazai—"

ok now figure it out again

It's a little clearer, Hatta is in Nakahara's body, Nakahara is in Nakajima's body, Dazai is in Bakugo's body.The remaining two are Bakugo and Kunikida, one of them should be in Hatta's body.Those people were not in Kunikida's body just now, and he may not have been recruited.Fushimi was about to ask, when he saw Hatta's depressed expression stretching out his hand: "The line of sight...is so low! It's too low!" He scratched his hair, "I haven't seen it since I went to junior high school. I’ve never seen such a low sight before!”

"Damn, what the hell!" "Kunikida" kicked the wall, "Why can't I use my personality anymore!"

...It can now be confirmed that all members have been recruited.Fushimi sighed.At this moment, the door of the private room was opened, and the four girls who bought milk tea came back.Seeing the mess in the room, and looking at the wonderful complex expressions on everyone's faces, Sakuya asked in surprise: "Did you fight?"

The tables and stools were tilted here and there, and there were scattered food and plates broken in half on the floor. No matter how you look at it, it looks like people in the private room just got into a fight.

"Don't come in yet!" Fushimi rushed to Sakuya in a hurry, reached out and stopped the four of them, "something happened."

"... Mr. Dazai, what's the matter with you? You are so serious suddenly, you are a little too handsome." Sakuya said sincerely.

"That's not me~" Sakuya heard "Bakugo" say in a flirtatious tone, "In that body, it's your boyfriend now."

"Huh?" Sakuya looked at "Bakugo" inexplicably, with a bit of disgust on her face, "Bakugo, don't speak in Mr. Dazai's tone," she pointed to "Fushimi", "I The boyfriend is there."

However, "Fushimi" looked at her indifferently: "I'm not your boyfriend."

? ? ?Sakuya was stunned for a moment, and then heard "Dazai" next to him click his tongue.She turned her head to look at him stiffly, and called out tentatively, "Ape...ape Bigu?"

"Hmm." Fushimi responded with a somewhat arrogant expression.

...It's her boyfriend, that's right.

Sakuya held his forehead: "Wait, wait a minute, what's the situation now?"

"Sister Sakuya," Anna pulled Sakuya's clothes, staring straight at the octopus caught by "Boom" and "Central Plains", "It's a supernatural being, an octopus."

Jinghua frowned: "It's still alive." It couldn't be eaten.

Fushimi added: "Ability is the ability to exchange other people's personalities."

"Then, then them!" Higuchi hugged his head, "Senior! Akutagawa-senpai! Who is the senior!"

Akutagawa ignored her, but others pointed to "Fushimi" one after another: "It's him."

Sakuya's mood suddenly became a little complicated: "Is this my male god becoming my boyfriend, or my boyfriend becoming my male god?"

"That's not important," Fushimi clicked his tongue, although he was also very upset because Akutagawa lived in his body now, "I have already told Akiyama about this, and asked him to inform the head and deputy head of the department. coming."

"Oh, yes!" Sakuya, who was confused by the huge change in front of him, patted his head, and suddenly remembered that he should notify the organization.Looking at the octopus that was still trying to struggle, Sakuya asked fearfully, "For outsiders, is this okay? Do you want me to draw the knife?" Because I went home directly from the garrison when I got off work, and when I came out to eat They didn't change their clothes either, both Sakuya and Fushimi were still wearing their uniforms, and their sabers were also hanging around their waists.

"No need." Fushimi pushed his glasses habitually, only to realize that Dazai was not short-sighted when he flung his hand, so he put down his hand as if nothing had happened, "It will only be affected if you touch it, as long as you don't touch it fine."

"Oh." Sakuya nodded, and then asked a question that hit the soul, "Who are you all!"

When he was brought to the sceter4 settlement, Hatta resisted very much: "I won't go in! Even if I die, I will never enter the territory of your blue clothes!"

"That," Enomoto advised him kindly.

, "Don't protest now, we have also contacted the Red King and Mr. Kusanagi, and they will come to claim you later."

... Hatta was aggrieved, but when he heard that his king and Kusanagi were coming, he had no choice but to go in together.

Nakahara has already taken his hat back, and Fushimi glanced at the top of "Nakahara"'s head when passing by Hatta, and answered a doubt in his heart by the way: It turns out that Nakahara didn't wear a hat in summer because he was bald. Tsk.

What a handsome play!

From the corner of his eyes, he saw Sakuya hung up the phone, and Fushimi walked over: "Who are you calling?"

"Teacher Aizawa." Sakuya sighed, "Take a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and ask him to come over and see if he can restore you to the original state, although I think it is unlikely." She said helplessly, "This This kind of personality exchange even affects the original ability and personality, so Mr. Dazai can’t use Disqualification in the World. Ahhh—why is this happening!” Sakuya looked sad, “Mr. Dazai’s Disqualification in the World is obviously as long as you touch When he arrives, the ability will be invalidated, why even he will be recruited!"

And her boyfriend's soul is now in Dazai's body, she no longer knows what expression to use to face him.

"Ah, about that," Dazai leaned over and said with a smile, "The ability can't be used when the heart stops beating. I was boring to practice prolonging the heartbeat time. When the octopus activated the ability, my heart stopped. time, so it was transferred."

"...but you were transferred twice, right?" Sakuya looked at Dazai suspiciously, "It was originally in Saruhiko's body, why are you in Bakugo's body now?"

"Eh——" Dazai stretched out his hand and nodded his chin, "That's right, you know that anyone who sees a person who is exactly like yourself suddenly appearing in front of you will be shocked, right? So at that time my heart stopped again, and it ended up exploding again. Haojun made an exchange, and that’s how it is now~”

"Okay, I get it," Sakuya raised his forehead, "Please don't use Bakugo's face to make that smiling expression, and don't use his voice to make such a pleasant tone, I'm already starting to feel physically uncomfortable! "

I must work overtime tonight, absolutely!Although she came up with the idea of ​​"it's better to work overtime" because Bao Hao and Hong joined the dinner, but she really didn't want to work overtime that much!

Didn't buy a gift, ruined a date, and now have to work overtime, what kind of suffering is this?

Life is not easy, Sakuya sighed.

The interrogation went very smoothly, because the outsider was an octopus, so there was no need for an interrogation at all, and he was directed by Munakata to be imprisoned in a special water prison for suppressing the outsider.

"...you sceter4 really have everything." Zhong Yuan said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"Well, something special always happens." Munakata said with a smile.

On the grounds that "his subordinates were also involved in this incident", Munakata personally presided over the questioning and appeasement of the victims, but Sakuya felt that it was because he saw something interesting. did so.

I have completely seen through your intentions, Chief!

"Then, may I ask, everyone, who is who?" Munakata asked friendly, "I know that Fushimi-kun is now in Dazai-kun's body, and I can probably guess how many others are there, but In order to ensure nothing goes wrong, I still need to confirm with everyone again. Nanase-kun, please make a record."

Sakuya nodded: "Yes, I see."

Seeing Sakuya glance at Akutagawa from time to time, Fushimi felt very uncomfortable.He wasn't sure if Sakuya was looking at the face of "Fushimi Sarubiko" or the soul of Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

In short, very unhappy.

"Tsk." Fushimi couldn't help but clicked his tongue.

Zhong Yuan clenched his fists: "The usual Dazai is enough to deserve a beating, but now this subtle contempt makes my hands itchy!"

Nakajima pulled Nakahara desperately: "Mr. Nakaya! Mr. Nakaya, please! Don't use me!"

The body does such a thing to Mr. Fushimi! "

Dazai crossed Erlang's legs and twirled his hair with his fingers: "Sigh, even if Zhong has changed his body, he is still so impulsive. By the way, Bohaojun, your hair is surprisingly soft."

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the reception room, and after Munakata said "Please come in", Awashima opened the door and walked in: "Director, Mr. Aizawa Shouta from Xiongying High School is here, and he said it was Nanase Called him."

"It's me, it's me——" Sakuya raised his hand, and said with a dry smile under the gaze of Munakata and Awashima, "Well, I think Mr. Aizawa might, probably, maybe... can get them all back , like this...um."

"Your idea is good, but I think the result may disappoint you." Munakata smiled slightly and said to Awashima, "Since Nanase-kun has already found Mr. Aizawa, let him come in and give it a try. Right. There are also his students among the victims, so you can ask him to do some comforting work.”

Glancing at the calm-looking Toro and Bakugou who was shaking his legs, Sakuya silently thought: The victim is emotionally stable, and one of them may still want to make a fuss.

The state of these two people is basically the same as usual!

"Yes, I understand." Awashima responded and left.

When Aizawa was brought in by Awashima, he looked lazy, depressed and helpless.After he briefly greeted Munakata, he said to Sakuya: "I said Nanase, let's not say that my personality is to eliminate other people's personality and make them unusable. Does it have any effect on those who have been affected? Well, they were attacked by supernatural powers, right? Do you think it’s useful?” Glancing at his two students, Aizawa walked up to them, “Why are you two there every time?”

There were Hong and Baohao when I became smaller, and they are there again in this soul swap.

"H-Hello!" Nakajima greeted Aizawa tremblingly.

"Yo!" Dazai raised his hand and said to Aizawa briskly, "Although we seem to be Hong-kun and Bakugo-kun, we are not~"

Aizawa was silent for a while, and put his hand on his forehead: "Well, I forgot what Nanase said to me and thought it was my fault that you or them." He looked at Nakajima, "Although I can see Toro's face doing I have other expressions, but I always feel weird. By the way, where are my two students?"

"Over there." Dazai pointed to Bakugo and Tomo, "The one on the left wearing glasses was originally Kunikida-kun, but now Bakugo-kun. The other one was originally Akutagawa-kun, and now he is Tomo-kun."

Kunikida?Is this the last name of Nanase's master?While thinking, Aizawa grabbed his hair and walked towards Toro and Bakugo, not forgetting to say "thank you" to Dazai when he left.

The others in the reception room watched Aizawa walk up to Toro and Bakugo and stand still, looking at them both. Suddenly, his hair all stood on end. They didn't know that this was Aizawa's personality. I thought he was "flashing with rage".Just when they were guessing whether Aizawa was going to lecture someone, his hair all went limp again.

……what's the situation?

Aizawa turned around and looked at Sakuya without saying a word. Just when everyone felt that the atmosphere was tense for some reason, Aizawa blinked a few times, then took out a small bottle of eye drops from his pants pocket, unscrewed it Lifted the cap of the small bottle and dripped a few drops into the eyes: "Dry eye syndrome happened again, sorry."

...What is this guy doing!

Fushimi couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and then he said, "It doesn't seem to work." He sighed, "When I see my face, I know it won't work."

Sakuya also sighed: "Oh, although I know this is the result..."

"I told you on the phone not to get your hopes up too much." Aizawa scratched his hair, with a helpless expression on his face.He turned his head to look at Hong and Bakugo, "You two reflect on it, why are you there every time." He looked at Munakata, "How long will they last like this?"

"This kind of influence caused by outsiders usually lasts for about two or three days." Zongxiang looked at Hong and Baohao, "How many days did you two recover from the last influence?"

Baohao crossed his arms and replied like an old man, "Two days."

Hong also confessed honestly: "It's been two days for me too."

"Well," Aizawa nodded, "It seems that the duration is the same."

He said sincerely in a booming tone: "I have seriously reflected on it, the two times are because I met Nanase—"

"Don't throw the blame on me! I have nothing to do with the rain! It's none of my business!" Sakuya retorted without thinking, "I'm still bald! My boyfriend was originally a duplicity and a bit awkward cutie, but now in Dazai I can't accept it in the body of a frivolous man like Mister! Woooooo—"

Fushimi covered his face: "Don't say hello!" When he put his hand down, Fushimi saw the bandage wrapped around his wrist, and then he remembered that he always felt a sense of bondage after entering Dazai's body. He had bandages all over his body from neck to ankle.Without even thinking about it, he began to take off the bandage, "Tsk, I didn't get injured and put on a bandage." Did you have a second-year illness?

"Stop! Don't take off my bandage!" Dazai hurriedly stopped, "What do you know! This kind of binding can block the flow of blood, so that I can experience the feeling of dying in my daily life!"

Kunikida asked blankly, "Really, really?"

Dazai stuck out his tongue: "Fake."

"You... bandage waste device! You are not allowed to use the funds of the detective agency to buy bandages in the future!"

Dazai was about to remind Kunikida that anger would hurt his body, and he would lose his hair, when he suddenly felt a shadow in front of his eyes, and when he looked up, he saw "Kunikida" standing in front of him.His expression was very ferocious, and the sense of coercion he brought was a hundred times stronger than that of Kunikida himself.He looked at Dazai condescendingly, gritted his teeth and said, "If you dare to use my body and face to do strange things again, I will kill you."

Dazai blinked his eyes, pretended to be obedient and nodded: "Yes—I see—"

"...Are you fucking trying to use my face to be cute???"

"I think there must be some misunderstanding."

Munakata, who had been silent all this time, crossed his hands and pressed his fingers against his chin, silently thinking: Nanase-kun's friends are all very strange people.

Anna Kyoka and Higuchi are in the reception room on the other side. Since they are both girls, Awashima will be in charge of the reception for the time being.

Enomoto knocked on the door, and after hearing Awashima say "Come in", Enomoto pushed the door open, but did not go in, but stood at the door and said to Awashima: "Vice Chief, um, the Red King of Barbara and the staff are here gone."

"Ton and Izumo." Anna jumped off the sofa, stopped when she ran to the door, and turned her head to look at Awashima.

"I see." Awashima nodded slightly, "Let them come here, and I'll take them to the director's side." In this reception room, you can hear the movement from there, the loudest people in Tokyo , I'm afraid they won't all be here tonight.

Enomoto brought Shuo and Kusanagi over and left. Awashima said to them, "Yata and others are in another reception room. I'll take you there, and you three, come with me too."

Awashima took the lead and walked in front, Kusanagi followed her, and said very embarrassedly: "Oh, my child has caused you trouble again, I'm really sorry." Although I don't know what happened yet, it must be an apology first That's right.Kusanagi thought silently.

"Yata is also considered a victim, because the specific situation can't be clear for a while on the phone, so you should wait until you see Hatta to find out what's going on." Awashima was talking, and he had already walked to the door of the reception room .She knocked on the door, and after getting permission from Munakata, she opened the door and said, "Master, the Red King and Kusanagi Izumo are here."

"There are so many people?" Kusanagi was a little surprised, and they were all familiar faces.

Before Kusanagi asked what was going on, he saw "Nakahara Chuya" running towards him with tears streaming down his face: "Brother Kusanagi! Brother Zun! Help me—"

Kusanagi took two steps back in fright.

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What's the situation! "