Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

In a blink of an eye, the movie "All Things Grow to the Sun" has been released. In order to show that the whole family is very supportive of her Xizai's acting career, Su Rou took her husband and Dazai to the cinema to watch it on a beautiful evening.

In order to prevent Jian Xi from being embarrassed, everyone tacitly didn't call him.

But it was just such a movie theater viewing, Su Rou's face turned green in surprise.

Nothing else, I was really embarrassed by my son's acting skills, and the hissing sound of gasping back and forth, left and right, chilled my scalp.

Many of the audience present folded their arms and complained about Jian Xi's acting skills, it was really embarrassing and their scalps went numb.

He also said that Jian Xi, that is, a appearance can still be justified, but what kind of acting skills are there, there is no such thing at all.

Su Rou: "..."

Su Rou tightly covered her face with a silk scarf, it was embarrassing, so fucking embarrassing.

The man on the screen who is so greasy that he can fry twists is definitely not my son.

……

When I got home, I saw Jian Xi sitting cross-legged on the sofa watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, and Jian Fuguier's big dog head nestled in his arms, one person and one dog staring at Pleasant Goat on TV very engrossed.

The corners of Su Rou's mouth twitched, she stepped forward and held Jian Xi's hand, and said earnestly, "Yao Zai, let's stop acting in movies and TV shows in the future, our family is rich, so we don't need you to sell your looks. and physical strength."

"Mom, am I not good at acting?" Jian Xi intentionally teased her. He had already watched the movie "All Things Grow to the Sun", and he admired the original owner's embarrassing acting skills.

Su Rou couldn't bear to hurt her son's self-confidence, so she said, "Okay, very good, acting... The movie is great, your father and brother and I both went to see it."

Jian Xi looked serious, "Mom, you are flattering me! However, listening to Jun's words is better than studying for ten years, and I will continue to shine in my acting career!"

Su Rou hesitated to speak, it seemed that telling the truth was impossible, she gritted her teeth and said, "Son, as far as your acting skills are concerned, Jian Fuguier is better than Jian Fuguier. Look at Jian Fuguier, ask me for snacks When eating, the acting and expressiveness are more contagious than yours. At least it can make people enter the play."

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi looked down at the dog's head in his arms, and saw that silly dog ​​was blinking at Kazilan's big eyes and barking at him~

The voice is extremely flattering.

Jian Xi patted the dog's head, and made a very pertinent comment, "Pretentious."

……

Early the next morning, Wu Chengcheng called.

"...There is a WeChat group, you don't talk in the WeChat group, you call every day, you are rich, Wu Gege." Jian Xi went to the toilet in a daze, clamped the phone between his shoulders and neck, and talked on the phone while brushing his teeth.

"Little ancestor, look at how many posts I have @you in the WeChat group? Did you reply me one?!"

Jian Xi clicked on WeChat when he heard the words, and saw that Wu Gege had scrolled through several pages in the [Group of Concerns about the Country and the People], and all the messages were telling him that something big was going on.

Jian Xi spat out the toothbrush water and asked, "What's wrong, you're in such a hurry."

Wu Chengcheng was about to collapse, "Last night, the Paradise Cinema on Jiuxi Road in the imperial capital was haunted! And the movie that was playing at midnight was "All Things Grow to the Sun"!"

Jian Xi immediately frowned, Su Rou watched the midnight show "All Things Grow to the Sun", last night it was the seven o'clock show, and the haunted scene should be the one after their mother watched it, and she couldn't help thinking The female ghost named Zhuang Shuangfeng flashed past.

Wu Chengcheng is still sighing, "You said that the crew of "All Things Grow to the Sun" hit something dirty? It’s still showing in theaters, but there’s always trouble.”

"Wei Ping was so anxious that he went to Qingxu Temple last night to invite Daoist Jingxu. I don't know if Daoist Jingxu can see something, and if he can get rid of that female ghost."

"..."

Jian Xi thought of the old man Jingxu's elementary entry level of metaphysics, which was not even half-baked, and wiped away tears of sympathy for Comrade Wei Ping.

After thinking about it, Jian Xi still asked, "Has anyone died? How did it go? How did you find out about the haunted one?"

"The audience at midnight saw it all."

Wu Chengcheng thought about what Wei Ping said, and suddenly the hairs on his body stood on end, "It is said that halfway through the movie, it suddenly changed. There was a sudden burst of black and white on the projector, and after a few seconds, it turned into a gloomy forest. , The crow is thick, the ghost is dense, and suddenly a red sedan chair appears out of thin air."

"The big red sedan chair was carried by sixteen paper-wrapped people. The paper-wrapped people were divided into two rows, eight men and eight women, eight green and eight red, and the sedan chair was carried forward in the form of male red and female green, male in front and female in back. With red cheeks and red lips, he wobbled towards the audience."

"This is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is the female ghost in the big red sedan chair. She was trying to get out of the sedan chair crazily, but was pushed back by the paper people. The female ghost couldn't get out of the sedan chair, so she could only make a loud noise. A devil's cry made people feel horrified and frightened, but at the same time couldn't help feeling sympathetic."

"..."

Thinking of the red line on the right wrist of the female ghost Zhuang Shuangfeng, it seems that her mother is going to bury her bones with the bones of the old ghost.

Jian Xi asked, "...Is the old man Jingxu resolved?"

"I don't know, Wei Ping is so busy that he's so busy trying to appease the audience, and because of the haunting incident, all theaters are reluctant to continue showing this movie, so he's still busy following the movie. Shopping mall theaters negotiate the re-release schedule of movies."

"It's unlucky for him to be a director for the first time, and there is no second one in film history." Wu Chengcheng sighed, "I'll call him later and ask."

Jian Xi said quietly, "You'd better fight now."

Jian Xi was mainly afraid that what the old man Yi Jingxu did would not be able to solve it.

But turning around and thinking about it, an ordinary female ghost and an ordinary old ghost probably wouldn't be able to make any big troubles.

No matter how bad the old man Jingxu is, he is also an old man who has practiced in the Taoist temple for decades. Not to mention anything else, just the smoke and smoke that has been contaminated for many years in the Taoist temple, ordinary ghosts can't stand it.

Jian Xi hung up the phone here, and started rubbing Jian Fuguier's stomach. He recently discovered something, it seems that Jian Fuguier likes to touch his stomach very much.

In the past, I have never seen this Erha being so clingy, especially him.

Now he handed over the dog's head at every turn, and gently placed it on his stomach. The whole set of movements was done carefully, so carefully, he was not as stupid as one of the three idiots among dogs.

This made Jian Xi very happy. He liked small animals at first, but now that this silly dog ​​has such sharp eyesight, he immediately liked them even more.

Sitting on the warm cashmere carpet, he brushed Jian Fugui's fur, and didn't even force-feed him yogurt, so he grinned at himself to save the sourness.

Before he could stroke the whole dog from head to tail a few times, Wu Chengcheng's phone calls frantically came again.

Jian Xi pressed the connect button and clicked on the speakerphone, and then heard a rough wheezing voice, "Little friend Jian, it's me, Jing Xu."

Jian Xi paused when he was stroking the dog, picked up the phone and looked at it. The name in the note was indeed Wu Gege, and then said, "Why are you? Where is Wu Gege?"

I heard Wu Chengcheng yelling from the side, "Xi Zai, this old man took my mobile phone away! Oh, give it back to me! Give it back to me!"

"Xiaoyou Jian, I have something very important to ask for your help, and it's up to you. If you can't handle it, then no one in this world can handle it!"

"What about the female ghost?" Jian Xi pursed her lips, "I didn't mean you, old man Jingxu, you can't do anything, why can't you even deal with a female ghost who just died?"

That old ghost who has been dead for decades, it's fine if he can't get it right, and the female ghost who just died can't be subdued, which is too unreasonable.

The corners of Jingxu Ting's mouth twitched, "No, there's a reason why I can't beat that female ghost..."

Jian Xi waited for a long time for Jing Xu to speak, but he didn't wait, as if the voice stopped abruptly.

Jian Xi looked at the phone and frowned, and was about to hang up the phone and dial again when she heard a scream coming from the phone.

In shock, even Jian Fuguier, who was lying on the carpet and snoring, raised her dog's head and barked twice.

Jian Xi frowned suddenly, it was Wu Chengcheng's voice!

"Xiaoyou Jian, come to Paradise Cinema on Jiuxi Road! Don't be afraid, Xiaoyou Wu, the old Taoist is here to save you!"

"Help! Mom, mom! Ahhhhh—"

Jian Xi hurriedly called Liu Qian, and asked him to take his job as a teacher to collect evil obstacles.

Liu Qian immediately stood up from the conference table, and said to the employees who were in the meeting, "I have something urgent to deal with, so let's take a step first, and if you don't understand anything, or what you don't understand, you can ask the vice president Opinion."

Vice President: "...the boss gave me a salary increase!"

"it is good!"

As Liu Qian walked, he thought, what a powerful ghost this must be. Someone so powerful as his master even asked him to help.

Oh, by the way, Master also said that he was going to do something with him.

He has been a beginner for so long, but he has never seen his master give him anything.

Liu Qian looked around in the office, and finally took an ashtray in his pocket as he walked.

It is small and easy to carry, and it hurts to hit people, especially handy.

……

When Jian Xi took Liu Qianfeng to the Paradise Cinema on Jiuxi Road in a hurry, there was no one in the cinema.

The only thing left was the whirring and whirring of the empty voice, as if it was like a ghost whispering in the ear, warning them not to come in.

Liu Qian clenched the ashtray in his pocket, and asked dryly, "Master, it's broad daylight, and there's not even a single person. Is this not right?"

Jian Xi glanced at the steaming milk tea on the counter, squinted her eyes and smiled, "Of course something is wrong, look at the milk tea straw on the milk tea straw, and it is steaming, which proves that someone was drinking milk tea just now, but suddenly Disappeared."

"..."

Liu Qian felt the goose bumps on his body rise again.

Suddenly a gust of cold wind blew, and Liu Qianzhi shivered while holding his arms.

Jian Xi frowned, "Are you cold?"

Liu Qian clasped his arms and said tremblingly, "Master, do you feel that ever since you entered this movie theater, it's like entering an ice cellar, it's really cold."

Jian Xi drew a talisman to exorcise evil spirits and avoid ghosts, and sighed, "You have evil spirits entering your body."

With the talisman, Liu Qian felt much better.

While buying tickets at the self-service vending machine, Jian Xi sighed, "It seems that I have time, I should really teach you some basic geomantic skills."

Liu Qian waited for this sentence and almost cried. Master finally saw his sincerity and was willing to teach him his skills.

However, Liu Qian looked at the empty hall and asked, "Master, why are you buying tickets?"

"These people who were in the movie theater before, I guess they were all invited by the old ghost to the wedding scene, and they were the guests of the wedding banquet, and went to watch the ceremony."

"Now there is another vending machine that is still working. Doesn't this old ghost just want us to sit down and watch his wedding ceremony?! Then respect is worse than obedience, let's go and have a look."

Jian Xi bought two tickets and led Liu Qian into a screening room.

And the movie tickets in their hands, after they entered the screening room, turned into a very festive wedding invitation in the blink of an eye.

The originally empty seats in the projection room were now full of audiences, and those audiences were all staring at the big screen, as if they were watching something very engrossed.

Seeing Jian Xi and Liu Qian coming in, these people stiffened their necks, turned their heads to face the two and started applauding.

Liu Qian glanced at the people who were as stiff as wood, and asked with a green face, "Master, these people couldn't be the same people who disappeared in the movie theater before."

Jian Xi took a look and saw a small piece of yellow milk tea stain on the collar of a person's white clothes in the front row. She nodded and said, "Probably so."

At this moment, a hoarse voice sounded:

"Dear guests, welcome to my grand wedding with Shuangfeng."

"Oh," Jian Xi smiled, "You old ghost, that's how you entertain guests? The bride and groom don't even see a ghost, and they don't even have a melon seed and peanut wedding candy. It's really rude. I think it's useless. It’s a heartfelt gift.”

Liu Qian was nervous and said with a crying face, "Master, how much gift money did you bring? What if I didn't bring it with me..."

Jian Xi smiled and said in a low voice, "Just a gift, you're a liar."

Liu Qian: "..."

When it comes to lying, his master is absolutely domineering, even lying to ghosts.

Sure enough, seeing that the old ghost was fooled, he asked the ghost servant to deliver melon seeds and wedding candies to Jian Xi.

Liu Qian saw a girl dressed in green with two red cheeks and red lips coming out of the movie screen, holding a plate of candies, and walked up to the two of them stiffly.

Jian Xi looked at the girl's face, squinted and smiled.

In his last life, before he entered the Police Department, he learned the finishing touch technique without a teacher. He thought that this technique was his own original creation, but now it seems that it is not.

This girl is obviously not a human being, but a paper doll, and this old ghost can turn paper into a servant.

There are similarities between drawing paper and drawing the finishing touch.

Generally, I know one, but I am afraid that I will also know the second.

Just like Jian Xi knows how to draw the finishing touch, he can also do the drawing in front of him.

It's just that he's in a very bad mood right now.

It's like a toy that originally belonged to him alone, but now it has become shared by two people.

With this level of cognition, the curvature of Jian Xi's mouth became bigger and bigger.

Looking at the smile on the corner of Jian Xi's mouth, Liu Qian suddenly remembered that not long ago, when he was driving on a business trip, he passed a highway toll booth in a province.

The toll collector there was a woman with disheveled hair and red lips. It was still at night and under the light, she also smiled like this, nodding, smiling, turning around, watching...

It's like a female ghost, grinning bloody mouth as if telling him, please get out of the direction of her smile, or she will eat him...

...so fucking scary.

He looked like he was acting in a ghost movie, so scared that he shrunk his neck quickly, and then saw the maid saw Jian Xi smiling, and also grinned very, very slowly.

Liu Qian: "..."

Mom, seeing that smile made him want to bang his head on the tollbooth immediately!

Seeing that his master and the ghost were both laughing, Liu Qian stiffened the corners of his mouth and grinned in order to make himself look more gregarious. That smile looked uglier than crying.

As soon as Jian Xi turned her head, she saw his very soulless smile, her body froze immediately, and she said with a complicated expression, "My beloved, do you know?"

"what?"

"Your smile reminds me of Mr. Wang who massages the blind downstairs."

It's so fucking scary, even scarier and uglier than a ghost laughing.

Liu Qian: "..."