Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master
Chapter 35 The Old Ghost Gets Married
After Jian He had the experience of staying up all night after drinking the tonic soup that Jian Xi gave him for the first time, he refused to drink it for the second time.
Jian Xi also knew that it was impossible for his brother to drink anymore.
So he secretly asked the cook to cook porridge with preserved egg and lean meat. Sure enough, Jian He drank two bowls of porridge with preserved egg and lean meat for dinner, and he didn't taste anything wrong.
Then Jian He stayed awake for two consecutive nights.
I asked the cook what he added to the porridge, why he couldn't fall asleep after drinking it, and saw the cook pointing to the strong green bastard Jian Xi had just bought.
"..."
"Jane, hi, hi!"
A roar resounded throughout the old house, and Jian He was furious, insisting on grabbing Jian Xi to show him what is dangerous in the world.
Jian Xi was shocked immediately. In order to avoid her eldest brother who was driven mad by Wang Batang, she moved from the old house to his house in Dihaoyuan overnight, despite the obstruction of her parents.
Sure enough, as soon as she returned to Dihao Garden, looking at the gossip charts on the entire wall, Jian Xi's mood took off instantly visible to the naked eye.
At this time, he saw his mother calling, "Yao Zai, remember to go to the hospital regularly for prenatal checkups."
Jane Xi: "..."
This made him a big man, how dare he go to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital.
Jian Xi's mood plummeted again visible to the naked eye.
In order to avoid more and more embarrassing moments like this in the future, he bit his finger and wanted to have an abortion.
……
Shangyuan Festival.
A farm family, women and children in the farm family are sticking colorful river lanterns to mourn the lost relatives.
In the blink of an eye, the night came, and the bustling crowds, people wearing masks, came out to parade the streets, lighted the flames with paper-pasted river lanterns of various shapes and colors, and put them on the dark river.
The river lanterns flow down the river, shining light on the stream, and when they are set for three thousand miles, it is almost impossible to tell whether they are stars in the sky or lanterns in the river.
One, two, three... The originally pitch-black river surface suddenly lit up with tens of thousands of floating lights, which made the lights move with the flowing water on the river, and the layers gradually fell, which was beautiful and spectacular.
"Mother, will Daddy receive the river lantern?" A little girl with two buns asked, blinking her eyes in confusion.
The woman who was called mother by the little girl wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said with a sob, "Yes, I will."
The man in white robe stood on the Naihe Bridge, watching the scene of the Lantern Festival flashing on the surface of the dim river, silent.
After a long time, there was finally a sigh, and with a light wave of his hand, the scene on the river suddenly changed.
It was an era when the people were in dire straits. Wars broke out frequently and there was no food to eat. Men from every household were called to serve as soldiers. When the wars subsided, the men still did not return, leaving only women, old people, and babbling children, squatting silently. Crying on the bank of the river, under the light of thousands of torches, one after another river lanterns sent their deep-seated thoughts.
The man looked at the ghosts who were being punished deep in the blood-yellow river, his usual indifferent expression flashed a bit of bewilderment.
In a moment, with a wave of the hand, I saw thousands of folk river lanterns carrying thoughts, turning along the river surface and entering the underworld, flowing into the roaring blood-yellow giant river.
The river lanterns are lit with beans, one, two, three... Float from the surface of the river to the sky, so that the ghosts who are suffering can identify which river lantern is given by their relatives in the mortal world.
When the ghosts received the river lanterns from their relatives, the hostility and resentment in their bodies stagnated for a moment, and instead they whimpered and let out a sad ghost cry.
The little purple dragon with long arms also flew to join in the fun, flying around and playing among the various lanterns.
The man looked at Xiao Zilong with a faint smile in his eyes.
A man in a red robe walked towards him. The man had sword eyebrows and starry eyes. He looked at the human river lanterns floating in the sky, and his eyes were very serious. "You laughed."
The man restrained his smile.
"Do you know it's dangerous!"
"How can you give birth to compassion! You know, the world will have unforeseen changes because of your compassion!"
The man's face returned to calm, he looked at the blood-yellow river with his hands behind his back, and said flatly, "My friend, don't move."
The man in the red robe stopped immediately, looked down, and saw a small green grass shivering with its leaves curled up under his feet.
The man in the red robe sighed, looking at the man with complicated eyes, "You shouldn't pity them..."
The man looked at the thousands of whirlpools suddenly gushing out from the river, and said in a cold voice, "Thousands of river lights in the human world, entering the nether world to illuminate the way for the dead soul, and guide the soul back to the road, it is not impossible."
The man in the red robe just sighed, "My friend, I hope you won't regret it then..."
Seeing the figure of the man in the red robe dissipate at the end of Huangquan Road, the green grass dared to stretch out its leaves tremblingly, facing the direction of the man in the white robe, and bowed naively like a human being.
The provoked little Zilong immediately sprayed his saliva all over.
The man in the white robe laughed softly. Looking at the aggrieved little weed, the man touched its leaves and comforted him in a low voice, "It has no malicious intentions, and the breath of the dragon can help you cultivate and transform you into a human being as soon as possible."
……
The picture changed suddenly in the blink of an eye, with endless sky, howling wind, ghostly voices, and yellow sand all over the sky.
And that immortal-like man, with a pale face, straightened his body with his hands behind his back, stood under the endless sky, listening to the judgment from heaven.
All the ghosts in the Wangchuan River behind him were crying and roaring, even the blood-yellow river was roaring, as if they were shouting for someone, complaining for someone, blaming the injustice of heaven for someone.
Suddenly, under the empty sky, an ancient and stern voice appeared. The voice shook the fierce ghosts trapped in the huge river, their seven orifices bled, their souls were shaken, and they hugged their heads and wailed in pain.
——Wang Chuan, you have neglected your duties and blasphemed the priesthood, you can plead guilty.
—— Wang Chuan pleaded guilty.
——Wang Chuan, you gave birth to the seven emotions and six desires without authorization, causing harm to the common people, you can plead guilty.
—— Wang Chuan pleaded guilty.
——Wangchuan, for the sake of purifying thousands of ghosts and guarding the Wangchuan River for thousands of years, if you kill the evil obstacles with your own hands, this crime will be forgotten.
The white-robed man named Wang Chuan looked at the shivering little Zilong in his arms, and the little weeds at his feet trying to absorb water, trying to pull himself out of the ground. His waist was always straight. It was like a sharp sword stretched to the extreme, about to be unsheathed, cutting the sky with one strike.
—— Wangchuan...
……
"Don't! Don't plead guilty!" Yu Heng suddenly yelled and sat up suddenly from the bed.
"No, don't plead guilty, run..." He was still muttering to himself, but the cold sweat was already dripping down in big drops.
He stared blankly at the beads of sweat falling on his hands, and felt that the scene in the dream seemed as if he had experienced it himself.
Yu Heng got out of bed and poured a glass of red wine, poured it down in one gulp, looked at the night outside the window, suddenly became irritable, what would be the last choice of that man named Wang Chuan...
Standing dry for more than half an hour, the more he thought about it, the more headache he got. Yu Heng put the talisman he bought for 10 yuan under his pillow, it worked very well, and fell asleep again after a while.
The picture in the dream changed again, it was a dark place full of yellow sand and red flowers growing all over the place.
The other shore flower is bright red and gorgeous like blood, and it is attached to the road of bones leading to the netherworld of the underworld. From a distance, it looks like a road to purgatory paved with bones and blood.
All the thousands of fierce ghosts who were punished in the blood-yellow river rose and fell with the raging waves, took out their cherished thousands of human river lanterns, and placed them lightly on top of their heads.
Thousands of river lanterns floated into the air, forming a bridge of bright yellow lights, illuminating the road ahead in the dark and gloom, and at the same time shining over the flowers on the other side, spontaneously forming a road of fire.
The man named Wangchuan, with disheveled hair and shackles of the divine curse, was still relegated to immortality.
He looked at the bright yellow light bridge above the endless sky, his eyes flickered, he pursed his lips, his figure did not stop for a moment, barefoot, he continued to step on the white bones one by one, his body was always straight .
Watching the man walk into the abyss step by step, until the man's back disappeared... In an instant, the flowers on the other side of the nether world withered in an instant, and all the river lights that led the way were extinguished in an instant...
Under the endless sky, there is only endless darkness and a low devil's cry, as if seeing someone off.
……
"No, don't go..."
Yu Heng frowned more and more. Seeing the figure of the man disappearing at the end of the abyss, he suddenly chased after him stepping on bones and blood.
At this time, if there was anyone in his room, he could be seen standing up from the bed suddenly, with his eyes open, and walking out of the house barefoot.
……
Jian Xi was sleeping soundly, but suddenly felt as if someone was picking the lock, she opened her eyes immediately, went to the kitchen to pick up a frying pan, went to the door and looked through the peephole.
Seeing the people outside the door, Jian Xi was surprised.
How could it be him?
Looking at the time again, it was two o'clock in the morning, and his face turned green immediately.
What the hell kind of hell is this!
He threw the pan aside, opened the door and rolled his eyes speechlessly, "How did you find my house in the middle of the night?"
Yu Heng didn't answer, but just stared blankly at Jian Xi with a pair of lifeless eyes without saying a word.
Jian Xi was terrified by his gaze, and said angrily, "I'm asking you something."
Before Yu Heng could reply, Jian Xi saw that the door of the neighbor opposite him was wide open.
Jian Xi suddenly had a bad idea in his mind, and then looked at Yu Heng's bare feet and his pajamas, and immediately understood.
It turned out that the new neighbor who put a note on his door last time was the old dog Yu in front of him.
Seeing that Yu Heng ignored him, Jian Xi didn't bother to spend most of the night with him, so she turned her head and entered the room and was about to close the door.
Suddenly, he was blocked by an arm.
"Eh?"
"Don't go!" Yu Heng pushed open the door, hugged Jian Xi tightly, and begged while hugging him, "Don't go..."
"Huh? What are you doing? What are you getting so nervous about? Let go of Laozi. Laozi is something you can hug if you say so!"
Then Jian Xi found out in despair that Yu Laogou hugged him even tighter.
Just as Jian Xi was about to fight back, he realized that something was wrong with him.
Although his eyes were open, his eyes were dull, with more white eyes and less pupils, typical symptoms of sleepwalking.
"..."
Jian Xi really wanted to grab his neck and yell at him, "Dog, do you know that you still have the problem of sleepwalking?!"
It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to be your neighbor.
"go to bed."
Yu Heng hugged Jian Xi into a princess hug in a very domineering manner, and then, as if entering his own home, he found Jian Xi's bedroom very familiarly, and threw him on the bed.
Jian Xi rubbed her painful waist, her face turned green.
He wanted to jump up from the bed, but was trapped by Yu Heng's arms, and his legs were pressed on him, making him unable to move.
You can only lie on the bed with him.
Jane Xi looked at the roof, and suddenly felt that life was so fucked up.
And he also discovered that his stomach actually likes to be close to Yu Heng, as long as he stays away, he can feel his stomach protesting.
It was as if someone had kicked him hard in the stomach.
Jian Xi was stunned by this discovery.
Looking at the sleepy Yu Laogou, Jian Xi asked himself, let alone Yu Laogou's ascetic appearance, which is indeed rare among people.
At least Jian Xi thinks that he has lived two lifetimes, and he has not experienced too many people, and his vision has already been raised a lot.
But looking at Yu Heng at this moment, he couldn't help but sigh, this man is so handsome.
Even the character is also a real dog.
After a lot of effort, Jian Xi finally took the mobile phone from the bedside table, put on a trumpet and crazily posted on Weibo to scold Yu Laogou to vent his anger.
Yuba fans saw that this was not bad, and immediately rushed to the front line in a swarm.
[You son of a bitch, why are you so nervous if you don't sleep in the middle of the night. 】
[Our Yubaba family is really miserable, being blackmailed by a lunatic! 】
[Where is Dongfang Invincible?Come out, you son of a bitch is going crazy again. 】
……
The more Jian Xi watched, the more angry she became, and she sprayed them back one by one.
Then I took a photo of Zhang Yuheng, and wanted to let his group of idiot fans see how shameless their Yu Baba is, forcibly breaking into the little fairy's bedroom in the middle of the night, is this something that people can drive out? !
As soon as Jian Xi's head became hot, she sent it out.
Fortunately, the room is not lit at night and the lighting is not good, so we can only see the outline by the moonlight.
This also caused Yuba fans, Xi fans, and CP fans to fail to notice that the man who slept so deeply was Yu Heng.
This made Jian Xi very depressed. She threw the phone on the bed and closed her eyes to hypnotize herself to sleep.
But he didn't know what happened to his stomach tonight.
Usually there is no movement at all, but tonight he can clearly feel this stomach moving crazily.
The movement range is large. When Jian Xi puts his hands on it, he can feel his hands agitating with the pulsation of his belly.
Jian Xi's mood is getting worse and worse.
It can be eaten like this.
It hasn't been two fucking months yet, and the cub in his belly is going to kick his belly.
This damn pregnant is not really a Nezha!
……
Jian Xi didn't know when he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found a pair of dark eyes staring at him with unknown meaning.
Jian Xi was shocked immediately.
Kicked over with one foot.
There was a plop, the sound of something falling off the bed.
Yu Heng who fell off the bed: "..."
Yu Heng stood up holding the quilt, tossing all night, which made his face look very haggard. He looked at Jian Xi with a calm mood, "Why are you in my house?"
Still in my bed?
Looking at the calm expression on Yu Laogou's face, Jian Xi felt more and more disgusting about his appearance.
He shouted at the top of his voice, "Do you see whose home this is?!"
"Do you have my quilt with pure white floral flowers?"
"Do you have this white cashmere carpet in your house?"
"Do you have such cute little duck slippers at home?"
"Please keep your eyes open to see clearly, these are all carefully prepared by Qiao Damei for labor and management!"
"..."
The decoration of Yu Heng's house is typical black, white and grey. Looking at this warm yellow house with cute style everywhere, it is really out of tune with him.
He said in a difficult tone, "I...why did I come to your house?"
Jian Xi said angrily, "If you ask me, I'll ask the devil, you smashed the door of someone's house in the middle of the night, if you don't open the door with that posture, I might tear it down!"
Yu Heng: "..."
Yu Heng rubbed his head with a headache. Seeing that both of them were wearing pajamas, he relaxed a little. He was silent for a moment and said, "Your talisman is not easy to use."
"Ok?"
"I had intermittent nightmares last night, including that man."
Jian Xi said without thinking, "It shouldn't be, the talisman I drew hasn't turned over yet."
"I'm afraid you are not defrauding me. You want to get the 10 yuan back."
"..."
"Forget it." Yu Heng rubbed his forehead and stood up, planning to go home.
Jian Xi said quietly behind him, "Do you know that you have the problem of sleepwalking?"
Yu Heng paused, turned his head to look at Jian Xi, and asked in surprise, "I, sleepwalking?"
"That's right. If it weren't for your sleepwalking ignorance, I would have kicked you out a long time ago. I was also worried that you would play yourself to death after kicking you out, so I let you stay overnight."
Yu Heng really sighed this time, "I think, I'm really sick."
"Thank you." Yu Heng was more sincere this time.
He found that the Jian Xi in front of him seemed really different from the Jian Xi he had seen before.
Front and back, like two people.
At least, he doesn't find the Jian Xi in front of him annoying.
It even aroused some of his curiosity because of some of his special abilities.
Curiosity is something that he has rarely had since he was a child.
He is actually interested in a person.
This made him feel incredible.
"..."
Jian Xi rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, "To be honest, you still look like a domineering president, which looks more pleasing to the eye."
"..."
The two of them seem to have some intentions to turn hostility into friendship at this moment.
……
When Yu Heng returned home, it may be because he has been in the entertainment industry for a long time, and most of the businesses he runs are related to the entertainment industry, and he has also acquired the customs of people in the industry over time.
People in the circle believe in supernatural events.
Especially with the blessing of He Xiaochuan's encounter with a ghost, Yu Heng now believes a little bit.
He searched Weibo to see if there were any more powerful masters on the Internet, and wanted to see if he could ask for advice. He kept dreaming about the man named Wang Chuan, what was going on.
Originally, he wanted to ask people from the Taoist sect, such as Fan Xiangdong, Master Fan and Daoist Jingxu, but when he thought about how miserable these two were slapped in the face by Jian Xi, he immediately felt that they were unreliable.
As for Hong Xiao, that person has always been a mystery. It is said that he is the captain of the Police Department and belongs to the national team.
Very cold and heartless.
The last time he was able to come to Yu's house, it was because his father had done him a favor when he was alive, so he came to repay the favor.
As soon as Yu Heng opened Weibo, he saw that while he was sleeping, there had already been a big battle on Weibo, as if a strong wind had passed through, leaving only the desolate battlefield.
Yu Heng: "..."
Thinking that if Jian Xi hadn't taken him in last night, something might really happen to him.
His mood is very delicate.
At least looking at Xifan now is not as annoying as before.
As soon as he got on the account, the fans of Yuba were immediately excited, and everyone shouted carnivally.
[Eastern Unbeaten, you are finally here! 】
[Quick, fuck him!Puppy scolded you all night! 】
[Don't fight for the steamed buns, we Yuba fans can't embarrass Yu Baba, we have to fight for our breath, go!Fuck him! 】
……
Yu Heng: "..."
Putting on his trumpet, Yu Heng posted a Weibo, intending to draw an end to this great battle.
[Everyone be quiet, please stop arguing in the future, isn't it good to be friends. 】
silence……
long silence...
Suddenly there was a violent reaction.
Yuba fans, Xi fans, and CP fans all seemed to feel the weird atmosphere between Gou Zai Zai and Dongfang Bubai at the same time. It seemed that the two people with different camps turned enemies into friends in one night.
The tense atmosphere before was gone on the trumpet.
Yu Heng saw that the comments were swiping the screen quickly, and without exception, they all scolded him as a traitor among Yuba fans.
And Xi Fan turned to the sky and laughed, praising him for abandoning the dark and turning to the bright.
At this time, I saw Gou Zai Zai God operating, and replied [Yes]
silence……
long silence...
Silent to the point of bottoming out!
There was an even bigger reaction, and Xi Fan's laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled by someone, quacking speechlessly for a long time, and then yelling at the pup as a traitor instead.
Jane Xi: "..."? ? ?
Seeing him and Dongfang Bubai standing in the middle of the square, being sprayed like two silly pigeons and live targets by the crowd, Jian Xi was stunned for a moment.
How did this become like this? ? ?
Yu Heng: "..."? ? ?
Yu Heng was also at a loss, why did he and Gou Zai Zai become a pair of troubled brothers in the blink of an eye?
Only CP fans sighed happily, today is really a beautiful day.
Never understanding the psychology of fans, Yu Heng decided to say "out of sight, out of mind, out of mind" and turned off Weibo in embarrassment. Just at this time, a call came in, and he pressed it to answer.
"Xiaoheng, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Mom has prepared mooncakes at home. You can send them to Xizai and Xizai's parents."
"..."
"Mom." Yu Heng had a headache, "I really don't like Jian He, you..."
Yu Heng's tone was difficult, and when he recalled Jian He's strong and thick grid, he had a headache, "Don't fix these things, just make me mess up."
"Eh? When did I say you liked Jian He?" Old Madam Yu was shocked, "Xiaoheng, don't make a mistake, Mom, I like Xizai, and I want you to be with Xizai."
"..."
Although the atmosphere between him and Jian Xi wasn't as tense as before this morning, it wasn't so good that he could just fall in love with it.
Seeing Yu Heng's silence, the old lady Yu was reluctant, "Come back quickly and send the mooncakes over."
He Xiaochuan next to Old Madam Yu also said, "Little uncle, come back quickly, grandma is mad at you."
"Besides, I also think it's good to pick up junk, especially for you."
Ever since Jian Xi cured him of his external illness and dealt with the female ghost, He Xiaochuan's impression of Jian Xi was immediately different.
Before, he couldn't look down on Jian Xi.
Now he can't wait to praise him every day.
That is a god who can save his dog's life.
Besides, she is tall and good-looking, if she can be his little aunt, that would be great.
It's a perfect match for my little uncle who is also very good-looking.
In the end, Yu Heng couldn't hold back the old lady Yu, and knocked on Jian Xi's door with a large box of moon cakes.
After knocking for a long time, no one opened the door.
Yu Heng stood at the door in silence for a moment, thinking that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, he probably went back to the old house for the festival.
Yu Heng stood at the door and made a phone call, "Mom, Jian Xi is not at home, my task has been completed, I'm going back to the company first."
"Hey you bastard, you can call him when he's not at home. Come to Jane's house by the way and pass the phone to Xizai's mother for me. I want to invite her to come to my house as a guest."
For the old lady Yu who has never liked the excitement, this action is already very telling.
Yu Heng narrowed his eyes, "Mom, are you serious?"
"Of course, I have never seen anyone more suitable for you than Xi Zai."
"..." Yu Heng refused, "Mom, it's 2021, and parents arranged marriages are not popular anymore."
"How can I call this an arranged marriage? I'm helping you!" Old Madam Yu stared at her, and she called to teach her a lesson, "That's how I help you, and you have to wait in line. If I don't help you, you'll be out of action in minutes!"
Yu Heng thought to himself, if there is no drama, there will be no drama.
In the end, he resigned himself to calling Jian Xi, asked for the address of the old house, and planned to send the mooncakes there.
.......
When the doorbell rang, Su Rou opened the door, looked at the imposing Yu Heng standing outside the door, was stunned, and said, "Who are you looking for?"
"Hi aunt, I'm Yu Heng."
"Oh, you are Yu Heng. I have long heard my guy praise you as a talent, good looking, and capable. Come in and sit down."
"No, no, auntie, I just help my mother deliver a box of mooncakes to Jian Xi."
"Old lady Yu?"
"Well, my mother invited you to my house as a guest. This is her phone number."
Su Rou quickly answered the phone, and heard an elegant voice coming from the phone, "Hi, Mama Xizai."
"Hello, old lady." Su Rou was embarrassed. Their family didn't move around with Yu's family at all. Yu Heng and Mrs. Yu suddenly came to the door and sent a box of mooncakes. This made her feel surprised except for her surprise. Know what face to make.
The old lady Yu seemed to know Su Rou's embarrassment, and said directly and concisely, "I like Xizai very much. This young man has a hot personality and is very lovable. Mama Xizai, come and celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival together. I have already prepared for it." After the meal, my old man left early, the big house is too deserted, I want Xi Zai to come over and be lively."
"Old lady, this is not very good."
"What's wrong, I asked the driver to drive to pick you up?"
"No, no, we'll just go there by ourselves."
"Okay, Xiao Heng knows the address."
Su Rou looked at the hung up phone, unable to say a word.
Old Madam Yu finished talking, and she couldn't say anything if she wanted to refuse.
Before Yu Heng could speak, two more people arrived before they heard.
"Aunt Su!"
Su Rou took a closer look and said with a smile, "It's Qiao Qiao, who is this?"
"Oh, this is my cousin Fan Wang."
Fan Wang was covered with colorful red and festive gift boxes all over his body, and his chin was still resting on the gift box. He was afraid that the gift box would fall, so he said to Su Ju, "Aunt Su, I came here with my cousin to bring mooncakes to my Master Xi." .”
Yu Heng: "..."
This is like moving all the mooncakes from the supermarket, but I only took one box.
Yu Heng tightened his hand holding the lonely single box of mooncakes, and his expression became a little uncomfortable.
Su Rou looked at the large and small gift boxes on Wan Xiqiao and Fan Wang, and suddenly the corners of her eyes twitched, "Isn't this a little too much?"
"It's okay, save it and eat slowly." Wan Xiqiao said boldly.
Su Rou: "..."
I'm afraid I won't be able to finish eating until the Chinese New Year.
"Where's Xizai?"
"I'm coming!" Jian Xi came out, and saw two Wang Xiqiao and Fan Wang, with big back hair, sunglasses with brown lenses, and floral mink, standing at the door, and another one in black suit pants And Yu Heng in the white shirt.
Compared with the two, it is a bit prominent.
Jian Xi was speechless, "Beautiful Qiao, you wear mink in summer, aren't you hot?"
Wan Xiqiao blinked at him, opened the clothes, and saw that he was not wearing anything underneath, "See, this is called a trend!"
Jane Xi: "..."
"Let's go, I'll take you to a good place so that you can experience it up close," Wan Xiqiao leaned into Jian Xi's ear and whispered, "Let you experience what Sao is like up close." Charm!"
"..."
Yu Heng's hearing is very good. After listening to it, the corners of his mouth froze speechlessly, and said to Su Ju, "Auntie, my mother is still waiting at home..."
Hearing Yu Heng's words, Wan Xiqiao was startled, and hurriedly said, "It's Mr. Yu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the lenses of the sunglasses are too thick, and the frame is too thick, so I didn't look at you!"
Yu Heng: "...it doesn't matter."
Su Rou also quickly said, "Oh yes, Xizai, Mr. Yu is here to invite us to visit our house."
Jian Xi raised her eyebrows, "If you want to thank me for taking you in last night, you might as well pay me directly for the treat, and it will make me happier."
Yu Heng: "...my mother invited you to visit with Uncle Jian and Aunt Jian."
……
In the end, Su Rou and Jian Zhen followed Yu Heng to Yu's old house for dinner, while Jian Xi followed Wan Xiqiao and Fan Wang to the place that was said to be able to witness the charm of Sao 0.
Jian Xi is really curious about what is so mysterious.
Wan Xiqiao drove for a while, and they finally arrived at their destination.
Jane Xi looked at the big three characters Ye Ya Dian on the light board, and suddenly the corners of her mouth twitched wildly, she turned her head and looked at Wan Xiqiao in disbelief, "Don't tell me, the mysterious shop you mentioned is this kind of duck Shop, are you breaking the law?"
"Oh, what the hell are you talking about?" Wan Xiqiao rubbed Jian Xi's head indiscriminately, "Look clearly, it says Night Banquet Duck Restaurant."
Jian Xi took a closer look, and it really was called Ye Yan Duck Restaurant, but the light sign with the word Yan was out of electricity, so it wasn't very conspicuous.
"But even with the word Yan, this store name doesn't sound like a good store!"
Wan Xiqiao dragged Jian Xi inside, and said with a smile, "Go in and pick a duck that is pleasing to the eye, and enjoy it to the fullest."
Jane Xi: "..."
"I don't recruit ducks, thank you."
"Let's go." Until Jian Xi went in, he found that the duck shop was decorated very much like that kind of unscrupulous bar.
The more she walked in, the more Jian Xi worried about her innocence.
Then Wan Xiqiao took him to a single room, and when he opened it, he saw a neat table inside, and he said to the waiter, "It's still the same old four. Whip, belt, handcuffs, dripping wax."
Jane Xi: "..."
Jane Xi looked at Wan Xiqiao with a tangled face, "Are you always playing at such a restricted level?"
Wan Xiqiao turned the wine glass in his hand, "Yes."
Fan Wang didn't feel uncomfortable at all, picked up the wine glass to drink, but was slapped away by Wan Xiqiao, and reprimanded, "What kind of wine do children drink?"
Jian Xi said quietly, "You brought the kid to play with ducks."
Wan Xiqiao: "..."
After watching the waiter bring up four plates of ducks in various recipes, Jian Xi was stunned, "Are you really eating ducks?!"
Wan Xiqiao laughed hahaha, tears flowed from the laughter, "Jian Xixi, look at your cowardly face, hahaha I laughed to death!"
"This restaurant is owned by a little 0 I know. He is quite boring, and his style, as you can see, is quite different. It just so happens that he opened today, so I'll bring you all to cheer him on."
Jian Xi was just about to drink while holding the wine glass, but suddenly remembered that there was still a cub in her stomach, so she hurriedly changed to a cup of tea and took a sip to suppress her shock, "...You people who have been around for a while are really different."
"Say it like you're not."
……
Su Rou's meal here is also terribly tangled.
Seeing old lady Yu holding her hand, she kept caring about her family's food...
It was repeated over and over again, and the oblique emphasis made their family strengthen food management.
Su Rou: "..."
Su Rou is speechless, their family doesn't talk about abalone, there is no shortage of chicken, duck and fish.
I don't know how this old lady Yu can tell that their guys don't eat well.
Until the old lady Yu said that the last time Xizai ate at her place, it was a pity that she almost gnawed a hole out of the dining table.
Let her never mind Xi Zai's stomach, he is still young, it's normal to be able to eat, it's a blessing to be able to eat, and he's still growing up.
Yu Heng also felt that when he invited Jian Xi over for dinner, he didn't go with him, but followed Wan Xiqiao.
Hearing the topic of his eating, he repeated all the dishes he ate at home that day.
While talking about the names of the dishes, he thought about the place Wan Xiqiao took him to. How could the food be as delicious as his own chef's? !
Su Rou: "..."
……
After Jian Xi and Wan Xiqiao returned home after a day of wandering, they saw his mother sitting on the sofa, crossing her arms and sneering at him.
Jane Xi: "?"
When it was time for dinner, he was still as usual. When he was holding the rice bowl and quickly wiped out the rice, he heard a slap and was slapped on the back of his hand by a chopstick.
When I looked up, I saw my mother's elder raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows, and snorted coldly, "Jian Xixi, don't I usually give you food?! Look at you starving to death, it looks like you haven't eaten in 800 years Same!"
"..."
Jian Xi slowed down her eating speed, trying to make herself able to chew more than [-] mouthfuls of rice in one bite, proving with her strength that she ate three meals a day.
Then another chopstick was knocked over.
Jian Xi raised her head in bewilderment.
Seeing the expression on my mother's face became even more unhappy, "If you don't want to eat, get out, the mouthful of rice in your mouth is chewing over and over again, who is disgusting?!"
Jane Xi: "..."
Jian Xi looked at Jian Zhen and Jian He for help, and saw the two behind them holding the bowls and quickly eating rice, pretending not to see the tragic scene in front of them.
……
Wei Ping felt that he was also really unlucky. It was the first time that he acted as the director of the drama "All Things Grow to the Sun". The first promotional campaign invited two killers, Wang Yashan and Zhao Bing, to help out.
He didn't like Wang Yashan's position at the beginning, but he had no choice but to be less famous in the circle.
It would be nice to have someone here.
Now he is crazily regretting it. If he knew this was the case, he might as well not have invited him back then!
Fearing that the reputation of "All Things Grow to the Sun" would be ruined, they quickly set the time for the second national platform promotion, and the location was temporarily set in the imperial capital.
Because last time they were alone on the cruise ship in the middle of the sea, facing the murderer alone, it was really an unbearable situation every day. This time, he never dared to find another way to find a cruise ship as the announcement location.
Horse riding is the safest place on earth.
When Jian Xi arrived, the female protagonist Bai Ge and the male protagonist Ma Tianjun had already arrived respectively.
The organizer arranged that the seat of the heroine Bai Ge was between him and Ma Tianjun, and his seat was at the innermost.
When Jian Xi passed Ma Tianjun and Bai Ge, he saw Bai Ge suddenly fainted in his direction.
Wu Chengcheng immediately pushed Jian Xi forward, making Bai Ge faint on top of him.
After all, artists like Jian Xi and the others, if they were really bumped into by Bai Ge just now, it would definitely be a trending topic on the Weibo headlines the next day.
Oh no, if it is under the behest and deliberation of someone with a heart, then you don’t need it the next day, and you will immediately
Jian Xi also knew that it was impossible for his brother to drink anymore.
So he secretly asked the cook to cook porridge with preserved egg and lean meat. Sure enough, Jian He drank two bowls of porridge with preserved egg and lean meat for dinner, and he didn't taste anything wrong.
Then Jian He stayed awake for two consecutive nights.
I asked the cook what he added to the porridge, why he couldn't fall asleep after drinking it, and saw the cook pointing to the strong green bastard Jian Xi had just bought.
"..."
"Jane, hi, hi!"
A roar resounded throughout the old house, and Jian He was furious, insisting on grabbing Jian Xi to show him what is dangerous in the world.
Jian Xi was shocked immediately. In order to avoid her eldest brother who was driven mad by Wang Batang, she moved from the old house to his house in Dihaoyuan overnight, despite the obstruction of her parents.
Sure enough, as soon as she returned to Dihao Garden, looking at the gossip charts on the entire wall, Jian Xi's mood took off instantly visible to the naked eye.
At this time, he saw his mother calling, "Yao Zai, remember to go to the hospital regularly for prenatal checkups."
Jane Xi: "..."
This made him a big man, how dare he go to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital.
Jian Xi's mood plummeted again visible to the naked eye.
In order to avoid more and more embarrassing moments like this in the future, he bit his finger and wanted to have an abortion.
……
Shangyuan Festival.
A farm family, women and children in the farm family are sticking colorful river lanterns to mourn the lost relatives.
In the blink of an eye, the night came, and the bustling crowds, people wearing masks, came out to parade the streets, lighted the flames with paper-pasted river lanterns of various shapes and colors, and put them on the dark river.
The river lanterns flow down the river, shining light on the stream, and when they are set for three thousand miles, it is almost impossible to tell whether they are stars in the sky or lanterns in the river.
One, two, three... The originally pitch-black river surface suddenly lit up with tens of thousands of floating lights, which made the lights move with the flowing water on the river, and the layers gradually fell, which was beautiful and spectacular.
"Mother, will Daddy receive the river lantern?" A little girl with two buns asked, blinking her eyes in confusion.
The woman who was called mother by the little girl wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said with a sob, "Yes, I will."
The man in white robe stood on the Naihe Bridge, watching the scene of the Lantern Festival flashing on the surface of the dim river, silent.
After a long time, there was finally a sigh, and with a light wave of his hand, the scene on the river suddenly changed.
It was an era when the people were in dire straits. Wars broke out frequently and there was no food to eat. Men from every household were called to serve as soldiers. When the wars subsided, the men still did not return, leaving only women, old people, and babbling children, squatting silently. Crying on the bank of the river, under the light of thousands of torches, one after another river lanterns sent their deep-seated thoughts.
The man looked at the ghosts who were being punished deep in the blood-yellow river, his usual indifferent expression flashed a bit of bewilderment.
In a moment, with a wave of the hand, I saw thousands of folk river lanterns carrying thoughts, turning along the river surface and entering the underworld, flowing into the roaring blood-yellow giant river.
The river lanterns are lit with beans, one, two, three... Float from the surface of the river to the sky, so that the ghosts who are suffering can identify which river lantern is given by their relatives in the mortal world.
When the ghosts received the river lanterns from their relatives, the hostility and resentment in their bodies stagnated for a moment, and instead they whimpered and let out a sad ghost cry.
The little purple dragon with long arms also flew to join in the fun, flying around and playing among the various lanterns.
The man looked at Xiao Zilong with a faint smile in his eyes.
A man in a red robe walked towards him. The man had sword eyebrows and starry eyes. He looked at the human river lanterns floating in the sky, and his eyes were very serious. "You laughed."
The man restrained his smile.
"Do you know it's dangerous!"
"How can you give birth to compassion! You know, the world will have unforeseen changes because of your compassion!"
The man's face returned to calm, he looked at the blood-yellow river with his hands behind his back, and said flatly, "My friend, don't move."
The man in the red robe stopped immediately, looked down, and saw a small green grass shivering with its leaves curled up under his feet.
The man in the red robe sighed, looking at the man with complicated eyes, "You shouldn't pity them..."
The man looked at the thousands of whirlpools suddenly gushing out from the river, and said in a cold voice, "Thousands of river lights in the human world, entering the nether world to illuminate the way for the dead soul, and guide the soul back to the road, it is not impossible."
The man in the red robe just sighed, "My friend, I hope you won't regret it then..."
Seeing the figure of the man in the red robe dissipate at the end of Huangquan Road, the green grass dared to stretch out its leaves tremblingly, facing the direction of the man in the white robe, and bowed naively like a human being.
The provoked little Zilong immediately sprayed his saliva all over.
The man in the white robe laughed softly. Looking at the aggrieved little weed, the man touched its leaves and comforted him in a low voice, "It has no malicious intentions, and the breath of the dragon can help you cultivate and transform you into a human being as soon as possible."
……
The picture changed suddenly in the blink of an eye, with endless sky, howling wind, ghostly voices, and yellow sand all over the sky.
And that immortal-like man, with a pale face, straightened his body with his hands behind his back, stood under the endless sky, listening to the judgment from heaven.
All the ghosts in the Wangchuan River behind him were crying and roaring, even the blood-yellow river was roaring, as if they were shouting for someone, complaining for someone, blaming the injustice of heaven for someone.
Suddenly, under the empty sky, an ancient and stern voice appeared. The voice shook the fierce ghosts trapped in the huge river, their seven orifices bled, their souls were shaken, and they hugged their heads and wailed in pain.
——Wang Chuan, you have neglected your duties and blasphemed the priesthood, you can plead guilty.
—— Wang Chuan pleaded guilty.
——Wang Chuan, you gave birth to the seven emotions and six desires without authorization, causing harm to the common people, you can plead guilty.
—— Wang Chuan pleaded guilty.
——Wangchuan, for the sake of purifying thousands of ghosts and guarding the Wangchuan River for thousands of years, if you kill the evil obstacles with your own hands, this crime will be forgotten.
The white-robed man named Wang Chuan looked at the shivering little Zilong in his arms, and the little weeds at his feet trying to absorb water, trying to pull himself out of the ground. His waist was always straight. It was like a sharp sword stretched to the extreme, about to be unsheathed, cutting the sky with one strike.
—— Wangchuan...
……
"Don't! Don't plead guilty!" Yu Heng suddenly yelled and sat up suddenly from the bed.
"No, don't plead guilty, run..." He was still muttering to himself, but the cold sweat was already dripping down in big drops.
He stared blankly at the beads of sweat falling on his hands, and felt that the scene in the dream seemed as if he had experienced it himself.
Yu Heng got out of bed and poured a glass of red wine, poured it down in one gulp, looked at the night outside the window, suddenly became irritable, what would be the last choice of that man named Wang Chuan...
Standing dry for more than half an hour, the more he thought about it, the more headache he got. Yu Heng put the talisman he bought for 10 yuan under his pillow, it worked very well, and fell asleep again after a while.
The picture in the dream changed again, it was a dark place full of yellow sand and red flowers growing all over the place.
The other shore flower is bright red and gorgeous like blood, and it is attached to the road of bones leading to the netherworld of the underworld. From a distance, it looks like a road to purgatory paved with bones and blood.
All the thousands of fierce ghosts who were punished in the blood-yellow river rose and fell with the raging waves, took out their cherished thousands of human river lanterns, and placed them lightly on top of their heads.
Thousands of river lanterns floated into the air, forming a bridge of bright yellow lights, illuminating the road ahead in the dark and gloom, and at the same time shining over the flowers on the other side, spontaneously forming a road of fire.
The man named Wangchuan, with disheveled hair and shackles of the divine curse, was still relegated to immortality.
He looked at the bright yellow light bridge above the endless sky, his eyes flickered, he pursed his lips, his figure did not stop for a moment, barefoot, he continued to step on the white bones one by one, his body was always straight .
Watching the man walk into the abyss step by step, until the man's back disappeared... In an instant, the flowers on the other side of the nether world withered in an instant, and all the river lights that led the way were extinguished in an instant...
Under the endless sky, there is only endless darkness and a low devil's cry, as if seeing someone off.
……
"No, don't go..."
Yu Heng frowned more and more. Seeing the figure of the man disappearing at the end of the abyss, he suddenly chased after him stepping on bones and blood.
At this time, if there was anyone in his room, he could be seen standing up from the bed suddenly, with his eyes open, and walking out of the house barefoot.
……
Jian Xi was sleeping soundly, but suddenly felt as if someone was picking the lock, she opened her eyes immediately, went to the kitchen to pick up a frying pan, went to the door and looked through the peephole.
Seeing the people outside the door, Jian Xi was surprised.
How could it be him?
Looking at the time again, it was two o'clock in the morning, and his face turned green immediately.
What the hell kind of hell is this!
He threw the pan aside, opened the door and rolled his eyes speechlessly, "How did you find my house in the middle of the night?"
Yu Heng didn't answer, but just stared blankly at Jian Xi with a pair of lifeless eyes without saying a word.
Jian Xi was terrified by his gaze, and said angrily, "I'm asking you something."
Before Yu Heng could reply, Jian Xi saw that the door of the neighbor opposite him was wide open.
Jian Xi suddenly had a bad idea in his mind, and then looked at Yu Heng's bare feet and his pajamas, and immediately understood.
It turned out that the new neighbor who put a note on his door last time was the old dog Yu in front of him.
Seeing that Yu Heng ignored him, Jian Xi didn't bother to spend most of the night with him, so she turned her head and entered the room and was about to close the door.
Suddenly, he was blocked by an arm.
"Eh?"
"Don't go!" Yu Heng pushed open the door, hugged Jian Xi tightly, and begged while hugging him, "Don't go..."
"Huh? What are you doing? What are you getting so nervous about? Let go of Laozi. Laozi is something you can hug if you say so!"
Then Jian Xi found out in despair that Yu Laogou hugged him even tighter.
Just as Jian Xi was about to fight back, he realized that something was wrong with him.
Although his eyes were open, his eyes were dull, with more white eyes and less pupils, typical symptoms of sleepwalking.
"..."
Jian Xi really wanted to grab his neck and yell at him, "Dog, do you know that you still have the problem of sleepwalking?!"
It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to be your neighbor.
"go to bed."
Yu Heng hugged Jian Xi into a princess hug in a very domineering manner, and then, as if entering his own home, he found Jian Xi's bedroom very familiarly, and threw him on the bed.
Jian Xi rubbed her painful waist, her face turned green.
He wanted to jump up from the bed, but was trapped by Yu Heng's arms, and his legs were pressed on him, making him unable to move.
You can only lie on the bed with him.
Jane Xi looked at the roof, and suddenly felt that life was so fucked up.
And he also discovered that his stomach actually likes to be close to Yu Heng, as long as he stays away, he can feel his stomach protesting.
It was as if someone had kicked him hard in the stomach.
Jian Xi was stunned by this discovery.
Looking at the sleepy Yu Laogou, Jian Xi asked himself, let alone Yu Laogou's ascetic appearance, which is indeed rare among people.
At least Jian Xi thinks that he has lived two lifetimes, and he has not experienced too many people, and his vision has already been raised a lot.
But looking at Yu Heng at this moment, he couldn't help but sigh, this man is so handsome.
Even the character is also a real dog.
After a lot of effort, Jian Xi finally took the mobile phone from the bedside table, put on a trumpet and crazily posted on Weibo to scold Yu Laogou to vent his anger.
Yuba fans saw that this was not bad, and immediately rushed to the front line in a swarm.
[You son of a bitch, why are you so nervous if you don't sleep in the middle of the night. 】
[Our Yubaba family is really miserable, being blackmailed by a lunatic! 】
[Where is Dongfang Invincible?Come out, you son of a bitch is going crazy again. 】
……
The more Jian Xi watched, the more angry she became, and she sprayed them back one by one.
Then I took a photo of Zhang Yuheng, and wanted to let his group of idiot fans see how shameless their Yu Baba is, forcibly breaking into the little fairy's bedroom in the middle of the night, is this something that people can drive out? !
As soon as Jian Xi's head became hot, she sent it out.
Fortunately, the room is not lit at night and the lighting is not good, so we can only see the outline by the moonlight.
This also caused Yuba fans, Xi fans, and CP fans to fail to notice that the man who slept so deeply was Yu Heng.
This made Jian Xi very depressed. She threw the phone on the bed and closed her eyes to hypnotize herself to sleep.
But he didn't know what happened to his stomach tonight.
Usually there is no movement at all, but tonight he can clearly feel this stomach moving crazily.
The movement range is large. When Jian Xi puts his hands on it, he can feel his hands agitating with the pulsation of his belly.
Jian Xi's mood is getting worse and worse.
It can be eaten like this.
It hasn't been two fucking months yet, and the cub in his belly is going to kick his belly.
This damn pregnant is not really a Nezha!
……
Jian Xi didn't know when he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found a pair of dark eyes staring at him with unknown meaning.
Jian Xi was shocked immediately.
Kicked over with one foot.
There was a plop, the sound of something falling off the bed.
Yu Heng who fell off the bed: "..."
Yu Heng stood up holding the quilt, tossing all night, which made his face look very haggard. He looked at Jian Xi with a calm mood, "Why are you in my house?"
Still in my bed?
Looking at the calm expression on Yu Laogou's face, Jian Xi felt more and more disgusting about his appearance.
He shouted at the top of his voice, "Do you see whose home this is?!"
"Do you have my quilt with pure white floral flowers?"
"Do you have this white cashmere carpet in your house?"
"Do you have such cute little duck slippers at home?"
"Please keep your eyes open to see clearly, these are all carefully prepared by Qiao Damei for labor and management!"
"..."
The decoration of Yu Heng's house is typical black, white and grey. Looking at this warm yellow house with cute style everywhere, it is really out of tune with him.
He said in a difficult tone, "I...why did I come to your house?"
Jian Xi said angrily, "If you ask me, I'll ask the devil, you smashed the door of someone's house in the middle of the night, if you don't open the door with that posture, I might tear it down!"
Yu Heng: "..."
Yu Heng rubbed his head with a headache. Seeing that both of them were wearing pajamas, he relaxed a little. He was silent for a moment and said, "Your talisman is not easy to use."
"Ok?"
"I had intermittent nightmares last night, including that man."
Jian Xi said without thinking, "It shouldn't be, the talisman I drew hasn't turned over yet."
"I'm afraid you are not defrauding me. You want to get the 10 yuan back."
"..."
"Forget it." Yu Heng rubbed his forehead and stood up, planning to go home.
Jian Xi said quietly behind him, "Do you know that you have the problem of sleepwalking?"
Yu Heng paused, turned his head to look at Jian Xi, and asked in surprise, "I, sleepwalking?"
"That's right. If it weren't for your sleepwalking ignorance, I would have kicked you out a long time ago. I was also worried that you would play yourself to death after kicking you out, so I let you stay overnight."
Yu Heng really sighed this time, "I think, I'm really sick."
"Thank you." Yu Heng was more sincere this time.
He found that the Jian Xi in front of him seemed really different from the Jian Xi he had seen before.
Front and back, like two people.
At least, he doesn't find the Jian Xi in front of him annoying.
It even aroused some of his curiosity because of some of his special abilities.
Curiosity is something that he has rarely had since he was a child.
He is actually interested in a person.
This made him feel incredible.
"..."
Jian Xi rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, "To be honest, you still look like a domineering president, which looks more pleasing to the eye."
"..."
The two of them seem to have some intentions to turn hostility into friendship at this moment.
……
When Yu Heng returned home, it may be because he has been in the entertainment industry for a long time, and most of the businesses he runs are related to the entertainment industry, and he has also acquired the customs of people in the industry over time.
People in the circle believe in supernatural events.
Especially with the blessing of He Xiaochuan's encounter with a ghost, Yu Heng now believes a little bit.
He searched Weibo to see if there were any more powerful masters on the Internet, and wanted to see if he could ask for advice. He kept dreaming about the man named Wang Chuan, what was going on.
Originally, he wanted to ask people from the Taoist sect, such as Fan Xiangdong, Master Fan and Daoist Jingxu, but when he thought about how miserable these two were slapped in the face by Jian Xi, he immediately felt that they were unreliable.
As for Hong Xiao, that person has always been a mystery. It is said that he is the captain of the Police Department and belongs to the national team.
Very cold and heartless.
The last time he was able to come to Yu's house, it was because his father had done him a favor when he was alive, so he came to repay the favor.
As soon as Yu Heng opened Weibo, he saw that while he was sleeping, there had already been a big battle on Weibo, as if a strong wind had passed through, leaving only the desolate battlefield.
Yu Heng: "..."
Thinking that if Jian Xi hadn't taken him in last night, something might really happen to him.
His mood is very delicate.
At least looking at Xifan now is not as annoying as before.
As soon as he got on the account, the fans of Yuba were immediately excited, and everyone shouted carnivally.
[Eastern Unbeaten, you are finally here! 】
[Quick, fuck him!Puppy scolded you all night! 】
[Don't fight for the steamed buns, we Yuba fans can't embarrass Yu Baba, we have to fight for our breath, go!Fuck him! 】
……
Yu Heng: "..."
Putting on his trumpet, Yu Heng posted a Weibo, intending to draw an end to this great battle.
[Everyone be quiet, please stop arguing in the future, isn't it good to be friends. 】
silence……
long silence...
Suddenly there was a violent reaction.
Yuba fans, Xi fans, and CP fans all seemed to feel the weird atmosphere between Gou Zai Zai and Dongfang Bubai at the same time. It seemed that the two people with different camps turned enemies into friends in one night.
The tense atmosphere before was gone on the trumpet.
Yu Heng saw that the comments were swiping the screen quickly, and without exception, they all scolded him as a traitor among Yuba fans.
And Xi Fan turned to the sky and laughed, praising him for abandoning the dark and turning to the bright.
At this time, I saw Gou Zai Zai God operating, and replied [Yes]
silence……
long silence...
Silent to the point of bottoming out!
There was an even bigger reaction, and Xi Fan's laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled by someone, quacking speechlessly for a long time, and then yelling at the pup as a traitor instead.
Jane Xi: "..."? ? ?
Seeing him and Dongfang Bubai standing in the middle of the square, being sprayed like two silly pigeons and live targets by the crowd, Jian Xi was stunned for a moment.
How did this become like this? ? ?
Yu Heng: "..."? ? ?
Yu Heng was also at a loss, why did he and Gou Zai Zai become a pair of troubled brothers in the blink of an eye?
Only CP fans sighed happily, today is really a beautiful day.
Never understanding the psychology of fans, Yu Heng decided to say "out of sight, out of mind, out of mind" and turned off Weibo in embarrassment. Just at this time, a call came in, and he pressed it to answer.
"Xiaoheng, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Mom has prepared mooncakes at home. You can send them to Xizai and Xizai's parents."
"..."
"Mom." Yu Heng had a headache, "I really don't like Jian He, you..."
Yu Heng's tone was difficult, and when he recalled Jian He's strong and thick grid, he had a headache, "Don't fix these things, just make me mess up."
"Eh? When did I say you liked Jian He?" Old Madam Yu was shocked, "Xiaoheng, don't make a mistake, Mom, I like Xizai, and I want you to be with Xizai."
"..."
Although the atmosphere between him and Jian Xi wasn't as tense as before this morning, it wasn't so good that he could just fall in love with it.
Seeing Yu Heng's silence, the old lady Yu was reluctant, "Come back quickly and send the mooncakes over."
He Xiaochuan next to Old Madam Yu also said, "Little uncle, come back quickly, grandma is mad at you."
"Besides, I also think it's good to pick up junk, especially for you."
Ever since Jian Xi cured him of his external illness and dealt with the female ghost, He Xiaochuan's impression of Jian Xi was immediately different.
Before, he couldn't look down on Jian Xi.
Now he can't wait to praise him every day.
That is a god who can save his dog's life.
Besides, she is tall and good-looking, if she can be his little aunt, that would be great.
It's a perfect match for my little uncle who is also very good-looking.
In the end, Yu Heng couldn't hold back the old lady Yu, and knocked on Jian Xi's door with a large box of moon cakes.
After knocking for a long time, no one opened the door.
Yu Heng stood at the door in silence for a moment, thinking that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, he probably went back to the old house for the festival.
Yu Heng stood at the door and made a phone call, "Mom, Jian Xi is not at home, my task has been completed, I'm going back to the company first."
"Hey you bastard, you can call him when he's not at home. Come to Jane's house by the way and pass the phone to Xizai's mother for me. I want to invite her to come to my house as a guest."
For the old lady Yu who has never liked the excitement, this action is already very telling.
Yu Heng narrowed his eyes, "Mom, are you serious?"
"Of course, I have never seen anyone more suitable for you than Xi Zai."
"..." Yu Heng refused, "Mom, it's 2021, and parents arranged marriages are not popular anymore."
"How can I call this an arranged marriage? I'm helping you!" Old Madam Yu stared at her, and she called to teach her a lesson, "That's how I help you, and you have to wait in line. If I don't help you, you'll be out of action in minutes!"
Yu Heng thought to himself, if there is no drama, there will be no drama.
In the end, he resigned himself to calling Jian Xi, asked for the address of the old house, and planned to send the mooncakes there.
.......
When the doorbell rang, Su Rou opened the door, looked at the imposing Yu Heng standing outside the door, was stunned, and said, "Who are you looking for?"
"Hi aunt, I'm Yu Heng."
"Oh, you are Yu Heng. I have long heard my guy praise you as a talent, good looking, and capable. Come in and sit down."
"No, no, auntie, I just help my mother deliver a box of mooncakes to Jian Xi."
"Old lady Yu?"
"Well, my mother invited you to my house as a guest. This is her phone number."
Su Rou quickly answered the phone, and heard an elegant voice coming from the phone, "Hi, Mama Xizai."
"Hello, old lady." Su Rou was embarrassed. Their family didn't move around with Yu's family at all. Yu Heng and Mrs. Yu suddenly came to the door and sent a box of mooncakes. This made her feel surprised except for her surprise. Know what face to make.
The old lady Yu seemed to know Su Rou's embarrassment, and said directly and concisely, "I like Xizai very much. This young man has a hot personality and is very lovable. Mama Xizai, come and celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival together. I have already prepared for it." After the meal, my old man left early, the big house is too deserted, I want Xi Zai to come over and be lively."
"Old lady, this is not very good."
"What's wrong, I asked the driver to drive to pick you up?"
"No, no, we'll just go there by ourselves."
"Okay, Xiao Heng knows the address."
Su Rou looked at the hung up phone, unable to say a word.
Old Madam Yu finished talking, and she couldn't say anything if she wanted to refuse.
Before Yu Heng could speak, two more people arrived before they heard.
"Aunt Su!"
Su Rou took a closer look and said with a smile, "It's Qiao Qiao, who is this?"
"Oh, this is my cousin Fan Wang."
Fan Wang was covered with colorful red and festive gift boxes all over his body, and his chin was still resting on the gift box. He was afraid that the gift box would fall, so he said to Su Ju, "Aunt Su, I came here with my cousin to bring mooncakes to my Master Xi." .”
Yu Heng: "..."
This is like moving all the mooncakes from the supermarket, but I only took one box.
Yu Heng tightened his hand holding the lonely single box of mooncakes, and his expression became a little uncomfortable.
Su Rou looked at the large and small gift boxes on Wan Xiqiao and Fan Wang, and suddenly the corners of her eyes twitched, "Isn't this a little too much?"
"It's okay, save it and eat slowly." Wan Xiqiao said boldly.
Su Rou: "..."
I'm afraid I won't be able to finish eating until the Chinese New Year.
"Where's Xizai?"
"I'm coming!" Jian Xi came out, and saw two Wang Xiqiao and Fan Wang, with big back hair, sunglasses with brown lenses, and floral mink, standing at the door, and another one in black suit pants And Yu Heng in the white shirt.
Compared with the two, it is a bit prominent.
Jian Xi was speechless, "Beautiful Qiao, you wear mink in summer, aren't you hot?"
Wan Xiqiao blinked at him, opened the clothes, and saw that he was not wearing anything underneath, "See, this is called a trend!"
Jane Xi: "..."
"Let's go, I'll take you to a good place so that you can experience it up close," Wan Xiqiao leaned into Jian Xi's ear and whispered, "Let you experience what Sao is like up close." Charm!"
"..."
Yu Heng's hearing is very good. After listening to it, the corners of his mouth froze speechlessly, and said to Su Ju, "Auntie, my mother is still waiting at home..."
Hearing Yu Heng's words, Wan Xiqiao was startled, and hurriedly said, "It's Mr. Yu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the lenses of the sunglasses are too thick, and the frame is too thick, so I didn't look at you!"
Yu Heng: "...it doesn't matter."
Su Rou also quickly said, "Oh yes, Xizai, Mr. Yu is here to invite us to visit our house."
Jian Xi raised her eyebrows, "If you want to thank me for taking you in last night, you might as well pay me directly for the treat, and it will make me happier."
Yu Heng: "...my mother invited you to visit with Uncle Jian and Aunt Jian."
……
In the end, Su Rou and Jian Zhen followed Yu Heng to Yu's old house for dinner, while Jian Xi followed Wan Xiqiao and Fan Wang to the place that was said to be able to witness the charm of Sao 0.
Jian Xi is really curious about what is so mysterious.
Wan Xiqiao drove for a while, and they finally arrived at their destination.
Jane Xi looked at the big three characters Ye Ya Dian on the light board, and suddenly the corners of her mouth twitched wildly, she turned her head and looked at Wan Xiqiao in disbelief, "Don't tell me, the mysterious shop you mentioned is this kind of duck Shop, are you breaking the law?"
"Oh, what the hell are you talking about?" Wan Xiqiao rubbed Jian Xi's head indiscriminately, "Look clearly, it says Night Banquet Duck Restaurant."
Jian Xi took a closer look, and it really was called Ye Yan Duck Restaurant, but the light sign with the word Yan was out of electricity, so it wasn't very conspicuous.
"But even with the word Yan, this store name doesn't sound like a good store!"
Wan Xiqiao dragged Jian Xi inside, and said with a smile, "Go in and pick a duck that is pleasing to the eye, and enjoy it to the fullest."
Jane Xi: "..."
"I don't recruit ducks, thank you."
"Let's go." Until Jian Xi went in, he found that the duck shop was decorated very much like that kind of unscrupulous bar.
The more she walked in, the more Jian Xi worried about her innocence.
Then Wan Xiqiao took him to a single room, and when he opened it, he saw a neat table inside, and he said to the waiter, "It's still the same old four. Whip, belt, handcuffs, dripping wax."
Jane Xi: "..."
Jane Xi looked at Wan Xiqiao with a tangled face, "Are you always playing at such a restricted level?"
Wan Xiqiao turned the wine glass in his hand, "Yes."
Fan Wang didn't feel uncomfortable at all, picked up the wine glass to drink, but was slapped away by Wan Xiqiao, and reprimanded, "What kind of wine do children drink?"
Jian Xi said quietly, "You brought the kid to play with ducks."
Wan Xiqiao: "..."
After watching the waiter bring up four plates of ducks in various recipes, Jian Xi was stunned, "Are you really eating ducks?!"
Wan Xiqiao laughed hahaha, tears flowed from the laughter, "Jian Xixi, look at your cowardly face, hahaha I laughed to death!"
"This restaurant is owned by a little 0 I know. He is quite boring, and his style, as you can see, is quite different. It just so happens that he opened today, so I'll bring you all to cheer him on."
Jian Xi was just about to drink while holding the wine glass, but suddenly remembered that there was still a cub in her stomach, so she hurriedly changed to a cup of tea and took a sip to suppress her shock, "...You people who have been around for a while are really different."
"Say it like you're not."
……
Su Rou's meal here is also terribly tangled.
Seeing old lady Yu holding her hand, she kept caring about her family's food...
It was repeated over and over again, and the oblique emphasis made their family strengthen food management.
Su Rou: "..."
Su Rou is speechless, their family doesn't talk about abalone, there is no shortage of chicken, duck and fish.
I don't know how this old lady Yu can tell that their guys don't eat well.
Until the old lady Yu said that the last time Xizai ate at her place, it was a pity that she almost gnawed a hole out of the dining table.
Let her never mind Xi Zai's stomach, he is still young, it's normal to be able to eat, it's a blessing to be able to eat, and he's still growing up.
Yu Heng also felt that when he invited Jian Xi over for dinner, he didn't go with him, but followed Wan Xiqiao.
Hearing the topic of his eating, he repeated all the dishes he ate at home that day.
While talking about the names of the dishes, he thought about the place Wan Xiqiao took him to. How could the food be as delicious as his own chef's? !
Su Rou: "..."
……
After Jian Xi and Wan Xiqiao returned home after a day of wandering, they saw his mother sitting on the sofa, crossing her arms and sneering at him.
Jane Xi: "?"
When it was time for dinner, he was still as usual. When he was holding the rice bowl and quickly wiped out the rice, he heard a slap and was slapped on the back of his hand by a chopstick.
When I looked up, I saw my mother's elder raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows, and snorted coldly, "Jian Xixi, don't I usually give you food?! Look at you starving to death, it looks like you haven't eaten in 800 years Same!"
"..."
Jian Xi slowed down her eating speed, trying to make herself able to chew more than [-] mouthfuls of rice in one bite, proving with her strength that she ate three meals a day.
Then another chopstick was knocked over.
Jian Xi raised her head in bewilderment.
Seeing the expression on my mother's face became even more unhappy, "If you don't want to eat, get out, the mouthful of rice in your mouth is chewing over and over again, who is disgusting?!"
Jane Xi: "..."
Jian Xi looked at Jian Zhen and Jian He for help, and saw the two behind them holding the bowls and quickly eating rice, pretending not to see the tragic scene in front of them.
……
Wei Ping felt that he was also really unlucky. It was the first time that he acted as the director of the drama "All Things Grow to the Sun". The first promotional campaign invited two killers, Wang Yashan and Zhao Bing, to help out.
He didn't like Wang Yashan's position at the beginning, but he had no choice but to be less famous in the circle.
It would be nice to have someone here.
Now he is crazily regretting it. If he knew this was the case, he might as well not have invited him back then!
Fearing that the reputation of "All Things Grow to the Sun" would be ruined, they quickly set the time for the second national platform promotion, and the location was temporarily set in the imperial capital.
Because last time they were alone on the cruise ship in the middle of the sea, facing the murderer alone, it was really an unbearable situation every day. This time, he never dared to find another way to find a cruise ship as the announcement location.
Horse riding is the safest place on earth.
When Jian Xi arrived, the female protagonist Bai Ge and the male protagonist Ma Tianjun had already arrived respectively.
The organizer arranged that the seat of the heroine Bai Ge was between him and Ma Tianjun, and his seat was at the innermost.
When Jian Xi passed Ma Tianjun and Bai Ge, he saw Bai Ge suddenly fainted in his direction.
Wu Chengcheng immediately pushed Jian Xi forward, making Bai Ge faint on top of him.
After all, artists like Jian Xi and the others, if they were really bumped into by Bai Ge just now, it would definitely be a trending topic on the Weibo headlines the next day.
Oh no, if it is under the behest and deliberation of someone with a heart, then you don’t need it the next day, and you will immediately
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