Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

Jian Xi pulled Liu Qian to sit in the seat shown on the movie ticket. Once he sat down, the movie was playing on the big screen, and the picture suddenly changed.

The inside turned into a small two-story farmhouse. There were no windows on all sides of the building, and it was pitch black, but the room was very bright.

There were a lot of people in the room. In the center of the hall, there were a dozen or so large round tables, and each of the large round tables was surrounded by ten people. The tables were filled with good wine and food, and a pack of cigarettes was carefully placed on each of the tables.

Jian Xi glanced at the table where he was sitting. There were Liu Qian, Wu Chengcheng, Wei Ping, the old man Jingxu, Jingxu's young apprentice Gui Lin, and four people he didn't know. It happened that ten people gathered at a table.

Very good, all gathered.

It just seemed that his eyes were not very comfortable, and he kept blinking wildly at him, but his face was stiff and motionless.

At this moment, an old ghost with long, sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks and wearing a groom's suit came over. The old ghost hunched over, even though he had stood up straight with all his strength, he seemed to be kneeling on the ground and crawling forward in front of Jian Xi and the others. .

Jane Xi: "...don't be so polite."

The old devil's nose was crooked, but he didn't pay attention to Jian Xi. Instead, he pointed at Wei Ping and said arrogantly, "Stand up and follow me."

Wei Ping looked as if he was facing a formidable enemy, but he couldn't speak due to his stiff face, so he could only blink wildly at Jian Xi.

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi had no choice but to reach out to stop him, and said with a smile, "It's better to tell me to go with you than to tell him to go."

The old ghost bent his upper body, glanced up and down at Jian Xi, and said with distaste, "This Wei is a director, he can use video cameras to make movies, can you?"

"..."

Jane Xi answered truthfully, "I can't make movies, but I can act."

"That's it. Today is not your day of great joy, and you don't need to play the groom. What's the use of acting."

"I've been looking forward to it for a long time. Those female ghosts despise me as an old man with a hunchback. Finally, I finally hope that my family will marry me a wife. I must record the whole wedding process. When I have a baby in the future, I will keep it Show it to the doll."

"Besides, look at your pretty face, how handsome you are! My mother-in-law didn't want to marry me, she despised me for being ugly and hunchbacked, if she saw you again, she would be even more unwilling to marry me. manage."

Little boy Jian Xi: "..." Being too good-looking is also a mistake.

The more he thought about the old ghost, the angrier he became, he snorted at Jian Xi, then pointed to Wei Ping to follow him.

Wei Ping's eyes frantically turned towards Jian Xi, but his hands and feet were stiff, and he followed the old ghost step by step.

Jian Xi knew that although Wei Ping couldn't move his body, his mind was still clear.

At least by looking at his eyeballs that turned around and frantically begged for help, he knew that he had heard and understood all the conversations he had with the old ghost.

Jian Xi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Video recording is your strong point, do it well, treat it as if you were filming a wedding scene in a movie, relax."

Wei Ping was on the verge of crying after hearing Jian Xi's words.

At this moment, Jian Xi withdrew his hand from patting his shoulder, and he felt something slipping down his hand and falling into his pocket.

Wei Ping looked at Jian Xi, and saw that the latter blinked at him, and said silently, "It's a talisman to keep you safe, one hundred thousand pieces, remember to pay me when you go back."

Wei Ping: "..."

Damn, take advantage of the fire and rob it!

In fact, what Jian Xi didn't say was that what he put in Wei Ping's pocket was indeed a safe talisman, but it wasn't the main function of that talisman.

That talisman is a rebound talisman.

As long as any ghost dared to hurt him maliciously, the talisman would bounce back with the same strength.

……

After the videographer had someone, the old ghost happily asked the paper servant to pull the ghost bride over.

The female ghost Zhuang Shuangfeng was wearing a festive red wedding dress, her hands were tied tightly with red thread, and she looked at the old ghost with the desire to kill him.

The old ghost stood on the stage with a smile on his face, and said happily to the guests, "Today is a happy day for me and Shuangfeng, everyone eat and drink as much as you want."

Then he looked at the guests with a smile on his face, as if he was expecting something.

After a long silence, the old ghost waved impatiently at the ghost servants, and the ghost servants scattered, and a ghost servant came to every table.

Jian Xi, the ghost servant who came to this table was a paper man wearing a green jacket. When she came to the front, she aimed at the old man Jingxu at the first sight, held up his wrist, and straightened his palms so that their palms were aligned. Clapping clapping.

Seeing that he learned how to applaud, the ghost servant grinned happily.

The old man Jingxu twitched his eyes severely.

Jian Xi saw that the ghost servant was aiming at her next, so she applauded very consciously, and one after another, everyone also applauded.

He didn't want to be touched by that ghost servant, otherwise he would feel unclean after rubbing off his skin when he got home.

The corners of Liu Qian's mouth twitched wildly while applauding, and said quietly to Jian Xi, "Master, I didn't expect this old ghost to enjoy the feeling of being praised."

Jian Xi smiled and said, "The more physically handicapped a person is, the more inferior they are. The more inferior they are, the more they care about these formal things, and they are willing to engage in such formalities to attract others' attention, so as to achieve the goal of others boasting themselves. purpose, to satisfy my hypocritical vanity."

Liu Qianchao Jianxi gave a thumbs up, "...a cow."

Seeing the sparse applause in the hall, the old ghost continued, "It's because my daughter-in-law is disobedient, probably because she dislikes the boredom of my family, so I'm going to trouble everyone, and I will always be here with my daughter-in-law to relieve boredom."

Jian Xi said with a smile, "That can't be done."

The female ghost suddenly looked up at Jian Xi, as if she had just noticed that among all the guests, there was someone who was not controlled by the old ghost.

The old ghost suddenly became angry, "What are you talking about!"

As he got angry, the lights in the small farmhouse on the second floor also flickered.

Wei Ping used his own video camera to record this time. Since Jian Xi put the talisman in his pocket within a few seconds, he was already able to move.

But in order to prevent being discovered by the old ghost, he still pretended that he could not move.

But in front of this rare scene of an old ghost snatching a marriage, he planned to film it in its entirety and edit it in a later stage, intending to broadcast it as a ghost movie and contribute to his reputation.

Anyway, for the drama "All Things Grow to the Sun", he doesn't expect this drama to win an award.

Jian Xi repeated it with a smile, "I said, I'm really sorry!"

After he finished speaking, he drew a charm of invitation to the ground, and quickly made a mark on his chest with both hands.

In the imprint, the lazy forms of the four kinds of beasts can be faintly seen, and I heard Jian Xi muttering, "Liangyi and gossip, exorcising evil spirits, the four great beasts, reappear in the world! Police chief Jian Xi, please God again! Let the heavens and the earth move, and the ghosts and gods be alarmed! The four great beasts, all obey my orders, and hurry like laws!"

Everyone saw four phantoms of divine beasts with teeth and claws appear out of thin air from the magic circle, and the divine beasts spoke out:

"Dongfang Qinglong, order!"

"Southern Suzaku, order!"

"Western White Tiger, order!"

"Northern Xuanwu, order!"

As soon as the four great beasts appeared, the old ghost suddenly changed his face.

Jian Xi originally didn't want to spend such a lot of trouble in summoning the four great beasts, but when he thought about it, this old ghost could make the finishing touch. No matter how he did it, even if he didn't use some ruthlessness, he might not be able to restrain him.

Furthermore, these guests who were forced to invite to the ceremony have gradually developed a state of hypoxia, and their faces are flushed. If they are not rescued, they are afraid that they will really be left here forever by this old ghost.

Jian Xi gently pushed the formation forward, and saw the phantoms of the four great beasts, which suddenly changed from a lazy state to a sharp one, stretching their sharp claws and rushing towards the old ghost!

Since the old ghost knows how to draw finishing touches, he is of course not a vegetarian. Immediately, he saw countless paper soldiers and paper generals animated by him, appearing in the room, fighting with the phantoms of the four great beasts.

Taking advantage of their fighting time, Jian Xi took out a handful of talismans, let Liu Qian run away, and put them on the audience who had lost their right to control their bodies.

Liu Qian bit the bullet and took it, tightly holding the ashtray in his hand, stuffing the rebounding charms into their pockets one after another.

Seeing that he was about to finish his work, at some point, a female ghost in a red wedding dress appeared behind him.

Liu Qian was so frightened that he threw the ashtray over.

But it was empty.

The female ghost Zhuang Shuangfeng sneered, swished onto his body, followed the audience slowly step by step, and scattered with her head in her arms.

After walking a few steps, Wei Ping hugged the camera, patted Liu Qian on the shoulder with fear on his face, and said with great joy, "Master Liu, Master Liu, wait for me, wait for me, it's too scary , I still feel safer with you..."

Liu Qian turned his head stiffly.

"..."

Wei Ping was confused, "Why are you still so stiff? I used your master's talisman and it's all gone. I can walk and move my limbs freely."

Hearing that the man in front of him actually had a talisman, this made the female ghost who was already under the red wedding dress secretly stick out her sharp nails to kill him, and immediately took it back.

Then he turned his head and walked out without saying a word.

Wei Ping was dumbfounded.

Why is this man like this? !

Why don't you care about people.

"Hey, wait for me, let's go together, I'm afraid!"

Then Liu Qian turned around and grinned threateningly at him.

Wei Ping: "..."

Wei Ping shook his legs and wanted to faint. He just saw a flash of blood red in Liu Qian's eyes.

That is definitely not something that can be sent out by humans.

Wei Ping was holding on to the extremely expensive camera in his hands in shock, and dropped it with a snap.

Fortunately, the camera has a lanyard, and it did not fall to the ground if it was loose. It was still hung on the neck firmly.

He breathed a sigh of relief, shook his legs, and slowly stepped back step by step.

Seeing that Wei Ping was no longer following him, the female ghost hurriedly walked outside. She wanted to take advantage of the confusion and escape from here, from this old ghost.

Seeing that the female ghost ignored him, Wei Ping gave a silent yell, and crawled to Jian Xi's feet, crying and crawling, hugging Jian Xi's legs tightly, and howling like ghosts and wolves.

Jian Xi kicked him a few times. Seeing that he was not kicked away, and the seal on his hand was constantly changing, he said very speechlessly, "Director Wei, what are you doing! Let go of me!"

Wei Ping really cried, "Ancestor, do you know that the apprentice who follows you is a ghost!"

Jane Xi: "..."

Whether Liu Qian is a human or a ghost, he still doesn't know.

It's really like he's old and blind.

I'm afraid he was possessed by a ghost.

Jian Xi scanned around, and saw that the old ghost was still fighting to the death with the divine beast, and other ghost servants were also around to help, except for the female ghost.

Jian Xi narrowed his eyes slightly, bent over and picked up Wei Ping, "Where is Liu Qianren? Where is he!"

Wei Ping wiped his nose, cried and pointed in a direction.

Jian Xi saw that it was the door, and hurriedly chased after it.

After the old man Jingxu was able to move, he brought his apprentice back to the forest, shook the whisk together, and led the audience to rush out together.

The master and the apprentice swung left and right at the paper man ghost servants who blocked them from going out.

The ghost servants grabbed all the hairs off the whisk, leaving only two bare poles, and finally led the audience to the door.

It was about to be taken out of the small building on the second floor, but the old ghost suddenly waved his arm, and the door was shut tightly with two bangs.

Jingxu: "..."

No matter how hard the old man Jingxu and the little Taoist priest go back to the forest, the door cannot be opened.

When Jian Xi saw it, she twitched the corners of her mouth and yelled loudly, "That's a door sealed with ghost power, Jing Xu, you old man, are you trying to open the door with human power?!"

Jian Xi didn't know how to praise him.

Jian Xi made a seal, and the white tiger swooped sideways and slapped the door hard.

The force was so strong that it shook the entire two-story building.

Before Jian Xi commanded Baihu to break open the gate of the small building, there were loud bangs coming from outside the building, which immediately shocked everyone in the room.

Then there were several bang bang bang bangs, and many layers of cracks resembling spider webs quickly climbed up the walls of the entire two-story building...

"Run, everyone! This house is about to collapse!"

In the crowd, someone yelled loudly, which made the people who were blocked in the room even more frantic. They hugged their heads and yelled, and even slammed their bodies against the door!

But that door is like a copper wall and iron wall, no matter how hard it hits, it can't be opened.

Especially the oxygen in the small building was getting less and less. Everyone felt that they couldn't breathe, and they all slammed on the door frantically covering their throats.

Now seeing that the house is about to collapse, and looking at the clods of dirt falling from the roof, everyone looks desperate.

The old ghost is so mad that someone is destroying his home!

But he couldn't move his hand out to take a look, so angrily, he pointed at the four phantoms of divine beasts and cursed, "You bastards!"

The divine beasts provoked launched a new round of fierce attacks on him.

……

Jian Xi has been looking for Liu Qian, but seeing nowhere, her heart sank.

Just as I wanted to draw a talisman to draw my mind, I led a paper dragon out to look for Liu Qian's scent, when I heard a few rumbling sounds, the house completely collapsed.

In the pitch-black ruins, he heard Wan Xiqiao yelling viciously, "Dig it for my young master! Dig it hard! Dig it hard!"

"Unless someone is dug out, none of you are allowed to stop me!"

"Whoever digs out someone first, I will give him 100 million!"

Jane Xi: "..."

As expected of a rich man, he has the confidence to be rich.

When Jian Xi finally crawled out of the mound holding his head in the dirt, he turned around and saw that the place he stayed just now was a dirt grave, and his face turned green immediately.

No wonder I can't breathe due to lack of oxygen.

It would be strange if he could catch his breath!

When he crawled out of the grave, he saw Wan Xiqiao directing a row of excavators and workers, holding a piece of dogtail grass in his hand, wrinkling his steamed stuffed face viciously, and commanding, "Here Master Ben digs! Dig hard!"

Seeing Jian Xi crawling out of it, Wan Xiqiao immediately ran over in panic, pulled him out of the grave, and said with a look of fear, "Brother! Ancestor! Dad! You are really going to die of fright this time." me!"

Jian Xi glanced at the old man and old lady who were crying and calling for their parents not to let them dig, then looked at Wan Xiqiao's disheveled appearance, raised her eyebrows, "Beauty Qiao, why are you here?"

Wan Xiqiao was about to be pissed off by Jian Xi, "You still have the face to say it! If I hadn't been in touch with Gui Ling on WeChat, I wouldn't have known that you were carried into the grave by a dead ghost with a big belly."

"You want to die, but you have to think about the cub in your stomach!"

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi twitched the corners of her mouth, "Who is Gui Ling?"

"Gui Ling is Gui Lin, old man Jingxu's little apprentice!" Wan Xiqiao said with a look of reason.

Jian Xi looked at him with complicated eyes, "You hooked up so soon?"

"You are envious, jealous, and hateful. When it comes to the charm of a slut, learn a little bit, just like me."

……

Everyone also crawled out of the tomb one by one, seeing that the place where they stayed was actually a mound of earth, and there were actually two sets of bones lying side by side in the mound of earth, their faces turned blue with fright.

Looking at it in the middle of the night, there were crows hovering above their heads, screaming and screaming, and their faces turned pale.

On the other side, the people brought by Wan Xiqiao, the old ghost's parents who were holding on to their shoulders and unable to go any further, stared at so many living people who came out of the grave bag, unable to speak, It seemed to be more shocking than seeing a ghost.

Jian Xi found Liu Qian lying on the ground in the crowd, rolled his eyelids, saw that he was fine, but just passed out, and asked Wan Xiqiao to take his elder brother away and go home.

The rest was handed over to Wei Ping. As for the old ghost and the female ghost, we will talk about it later. He has to go home and take a shower first.

……

When she got home, Jian Xi's obsession with cleanliness broke out, and she took a long bath before coming out.

Then when I wiped my hair in front of the mirror, I suddenly found myself in the mirror, smiling.

Jian Xi squinted her eyes, obviously her mouth was tightly pursed, but the self in the mirror was actually laughing at herself.

The person in the mirror has exactly the same face as him, but the eyes are completely different.

Those were a pair of evil eyes, with a hint of malice.

Especially when looking at himself, the maliciousness became more and more obvious.

Jian Xi pretended that she didn't notice him, and continued to wipe her face. Suddenly, the person in the mirror broke the mirror and stretched out her hand to pinch her neck.

Jian Xi quickly turned his head to avoid the blow, wrapped his fist tightly with a towel in the blink of an eye, and punched hard in front of the mirror.

Click!

The mirror shattered into pieces.

The man in the mirror was still grinning maliciously.

Jian Xi pursed his lips tightly, he had never been so angry before.

He felt he was deeply violated!

But at the same time, doubt crept into his heart, could the man who looked exactly like him in the mirror be the original owner?

No, not the original owner.

The original owner's living soul wouldn't be so powerful!

Jian Xi untied the towel from her fist, and drew a talisman on the floor of the living room. Based on the Liangyi and Bagua, supplemented by the four phenomena and all things, she drew a talisman to invite.

After a while, Hei Wuchang appeared in the room very embarrassed, and Hei Wuchang even vomited a mouthful of blood.

After seeing Jian Xi, the two ghosts immediately sacrificed both the soul-hunting rope and the soul-calling banner, and their expressions became tense and very alert.

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi was speechless, "Isn't it just to force you to come up? As for using knives and guns like this?"

Heiwuchang spat out another mouthful of blood, and said with a very stinky face, "Erbai, don't talk to him, kill him first and hook his soul!"

"Ok!"

Jian Xi secretly thought something was wrong, and immediately threw a trapping talisman over, trapping black and white impermanence in the middle of the talisman.

Jian Xi's eyes were slightly cold, "What are you doing?"

The successive encounters made him feel more and more unhappy.

"You don't have to pretend anymore!" Bai Wuchang said angrily, "You just hurt Po Meng and Sister Manzhushahua in the underworld, and now you are pretending to be so stupid for who to see!"

"Bah! A sanctimonious dog!" Hei Wuchang also scolded.

Hei Wuchang's temperament is very cold, and he is not very talkative, but today he even cursed angrily, it seems that he is really angry.

I don't know what it is.

"I don't know what you are talking about, can you give me a rundown from beginning to end."

"Don't think about it!"

Just as Bai Wuchang grinned his teeth and finished speaking, Jian Xi threw a Nine Heavens God Thunder Talisman at him, and the Talisman turned into a purple lightning bolt in the blink of an eye, dancing enchantingly at him.

Bai Wuchang: "..."

Black Impermanence: "..."

"Can we talk now?" Jian Xi snorted coldly, "If I really want to kill you, you should ask yourself, is the Nine Heavens Thunder enough to knock your soul out of your wits?"

Seeing that Jian Xi really didn't want their lives, Bai Wu asked tentatively, "Are you really not that person?"

Jian Xi shook her head, "Who is it? Besides, do you think it is necessary for me to deny it with my ability?"

"I just did it, what can you do with me?"

"What's more, I didn't do it at all, so I don't bother to bear your inexplicable hatred."

Black and white impermanence: "..."

Bai Wuchang put away the soul-calling flag, stretched out both hands and waved his hands, grinning and said, "Don't say it, don't say it, you should stop it soon, just with your shameless spirit, we are sure that you are not That person."

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi smiled, "I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language."

"...Based on your unfathomable ability, master, we know that that person is definitely not you."

"Okay, let's talk about it this time, you guys are vomiting blood and blowing hair, what's going on?"

"Ugh……"

Black and white impermanence recalled that day, the two received the guide light from the female ghost Huang Yingying, and after Jian Xi gave them a little word, they took her to find Tan Ziyou, the male ghost of the Republic of China.

It was hard to find Tan Ziyou, but unexpectedly, a man with strong black air appeared from nowhere.

That person slapped Huang Yingying's Tianling Gai, how could our brother let him succeed, and we had a big fight with him in an instant, but unfortunately, our brother was not his opponent and was seriously injured by him.

Granny Meng happened to be carrying a big spoon, and she came out of Wangxiangtai for a walk with Sister Manzhushahua. When she saw that we were injured, she immediately started fighting with that person.

Seeing that the commotion was getting louder and louder, and more and more ghost messengers were rushing here, the man hurried to run away.

In a hurry, our brother Ergui accidentally dispersed the black air covering his face, revealing a face exactly like yours.

A few days after this incident, Sister Manzhushahua and Po Meng were both revenged by that person.

The spoon that Po Meng had accompanied him for hundreds of years was broken...

Sister Manzhushahua's flowers and leaves are all bald...

Now the three of them are crying uncontrollably in the underworld.

"As for Dahei's vomiting of blood, it was just a brief fight with that person and was injured by him."

Jane Xi: "..."

"Dare you keep all the scumbags in the underworld, let a stranger come and go freely in the underworld like this?"

Black and white impermanence: "..."

"No, it's because the man doesn't have the aura of a stranger at all, so the patrolling ghosts can't detect it."

"Well."

Jian Xi suddenly remembered the man in the mirror who had exactly the same face as him.

"I asked you to come up this time, and I mainly want to ask you two things."

Bai Wuchang, "Tell me, master, we brothers must know everything without saying it."

"I am pregnant."

puff-

Hei Wuchang spit out another mouthful of old blood.

Bai Wuchang also had doubts about life on his face, and said with a trembling voice, "Master, you are male, is it okay?"

Jian Xi squinted and smiled, "What do you think?"

Bai Wuchang: "...What about another question?"

"The second question is, I also met a man who looks exactly like me just now."

Black and white impermanence looked solemn, and after Jian Xi finished telling the story, he thought about it, "Could this man be the living soul of your body?"

Jian Xi shook her head, "No, let's not talk about whether the living soul has such a great ability, just assuming that the living soul has such a great ability, it stands to reason that when the living soul sees his body, the first reaction must be to control the body. Get it back."

"But this man didn't want to steal my body, but it seemed that he just wanted to beat me to death."

Bai Wuchang choked on his saliva immediately, and said in shock, "What do you mean you just want to kill you and pay it back?"

Isn't killing you more important than wanting to rob you of your body? !

Especially with your nonchalant attitude, should you? !Shouldn't you have a panicked expression like mother helping me, that dog man is going to kill me!

Jian Xi rubbed her nose, "Oh, I'm so scared."

Black and white impermanence: "..."

"I'm sorry, the main reason is that there are too many people who want to kill me, and I'm used to it."

Black and white impermanence: "..."

The world of masters, they just don't understand!I don't deserve to understand, let alone want to understand!