[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

With the rough-looking captain gently (...) waving a handkerchief, his facial expression is extremely gentle, without edges and corners, and against the backdrop of warm flowers in the background, Kira and I have an inexplicable understanding for the first time: we can’t bear everything When people disembark normally!So the two of us desperately jumped directly from the boat to the trestle.

When it landed, I heard a "crack" sound from Mr. Watergrass's calf... I caught a glimpse of his face contorted in an instant from the corner of the eye...

But the undeterred captain also intends to learn from us and catch up. In his words, it is to "repay the benefactor".

I exchanged glances with the aquatic plants, and ran away!

"Hey, this is your share of Baileys, don't spend more than that!" After escaping from the pier far away, after making sure it was safe, I threw him a neat box of Baileys, about 1000 million...

"Are you sure I don't have to pay back the money?" The usually nervous aquatic plant asked me repeatedly cautiously, and Bailey healed the fracture in an instant.

"Just ask again!" As soon as he finished yelling, he held the box in his arms like a treasure, and then ran away in a hurry.

【Author: Debt children can't afford...】

"Hello! See you at the tavern at noon!" I didn't expect him to run so fast, and I didn't have time to give him the phone bug for contact.

I swung my arm round, and I swung it, and with a whoosh, I threw a mini phone bug over there, and then hit the head of the aquatic plant with precision...

Watching his movements gradually slow down, and then Gudong fell headlong to the ground, with a black face, I pretended not to hear his screams, walked like flying, and fled the scene of the accident, completely ignoring passerby A's tsk-tsk comments:

"Who is this person... so pitiful...the blood is bleeding from his head...even his hair is dyed red...will he lose too much blood and die..."

Sticking out my tongue, I said in my heart: "GOOD LUCK!" Leave everything to Suicao-kun's tenacious vitality!

I put the straw hat hanging on the back on my head (PS. I am definitely not cosplaying Lu Fei-san!), and finally covered the glare of the sun.The hot sea breeze blew, but it didn't bring a trace of coolness at all. Even though I changed into a thin long skirt today, I was still sweating from the heat.

Because Wind Island is a summer island, and Christie, where I usually live, is an autumn island, so I am not used to this hot climate all of a sudden. I've already died of "bleeding"...(/□)

Bah, bah, bah, the crow's mouth receded!

While fanning the wind with my hands, I spread out the map and used my knowledge and knowledge in a grand manner on the street.This is a sharp weapon to eliminate Lu Chi!Besides, what does it matter, this is not a domineering look, anyway, no one will notice.

Having decided on today's day's itinerary, I first hid in a small shop by the side of the road and made a stick of ice cream. Of course, there are no aquatic plants!

Leaning against the cool wicker chair, I finally felt a bit like Christie.I resume the "hobbies" of intelligence.

"Is Wind Island very depressed recently? I don't think there are many boats at the pier..."

"Yeah," the owner of the store is a little girl who is slightly younger than me. There are not many people in the store in such a midsummer, so she also moved a chair to sit next to me, but she is a head taller than me... [Draw a circle 】

"You probably don't know, do you?" She waved the paper fan leisurely, "Recently, there was a red-haired pirate who always came to Wind Island to make troubles. He always asked people, 'Who is the strongest person on the island?' In this case, Then there were fights and troubles everywhere. But now he has wiped out all the so-called 'strong men' on the island. So his question has become 'Who is the strongest man nearby?'."

"It's really in line with this guy's style..." I twitched the corners of my eyes and muttered, "That red-haired hedgehog."

[At the same time, the Kidd Pirates were intercepting a passenger ship, and then Kidd stood on the bow very chicly, with his arms akimbo and arrogantly shouted:

"All the property you carry with you belongs to me...Alas!" (A sneeze, unsteady footing, falling from the bow of the ship into the sea...ruined the reputation of Captain Kidd...)

"Ah, the boss is so careless!" Bruce and Kong were about to jump into the sea to rescue Kidd, but they found that all the iron weapons on the ship flew to the opposite ship...suddenly blood flowed into a river...screaming One after another...

The next day, the shocking news that the vicious pirate slaughtered a ship of people by himself came out...]

"What did you say?" she pressed.

"Uh, it's nothing, nothing... By the way, don't you hate him? Such a pirate." I found that I had learned the housekeeping skills of aquatic plants at some point...

"Not at all!" She laughed. "It's all because of him. The island has become more peaceful recently. After all, he has also helped the navy a lot."

Why would Mao be compared with the Navy... This girl is also a little naive... I hate it.

"The navy also has a headache for him, but there is nothing they can do about him. He is very strong." Something "worship" appeared in the girl's eyes.

"Ah, no, no, no," I hurriedly cut off the signs of evil, "he's always been a bad, cruel, and terrifying guy..."

I suddenly remembered what he looked like when he ordered me to help him slaughter a boatload of people.

"Eh?" Her cuteness burst out at this moment. "Listen to your tone, do you know him?"

"Uh... I just said that the climate here is really uncomfortable compared to Christie." It seems that I have already got the essence of Mr. Waterweed...

"You live in Christie?" She was suddenly interested, her eyes twinkling.

"Uh... yes." I didn't understand what she was excited about.

"It's very nice there! I heard it's Akishima... Ah~~ I really want to go~~" She grabbed my sleeve and didn't let go, so I could only let her go with a stiff smile.

"If you want to go, you can move there, there will be a boat tonight." I changed the subject again, trying to get her to let go.

"But I don't have any relatives over there... I don't know how to live..." She finally let go of my almost torn sleeve and pointed her fingers.

"What are you good at?" My eyes are full of the light of a businessman who is calculating and calculating.

"Painting." Stay.

"Otherwise you can work for me." I smiled, and the little abacus in my heart was crackling. "I take care of food and housing~ I still have pocket money every month~"

[Author: Attention, what Crohn said is "pocket money" instead of serious "salary"!

Crane: Evil laughing...]

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"Huh, it's so hot, so tired..." Betty stuck out her tongue like a puppy, and followed me with her luggage.

"Did you grow up on Wind Island..." I couldn't help but suspect that the root cause of her desire to move to Christie was that she couldn't tolerate heat at all! ?

"That's not the point..." Two blushes appeared on her face.

"I lost to you..." I led her to turn around in the maze-like and complicated alleys.

"Wow, Yi En, did you grow up on Wind Island? You are so familiar with these messy roads! Even I often get lost." She was as excited as Columbus as if she had discovered a new continent.

"No wonder!" I rolled my eyes at her, "That's why knowledge is a sharp weapon to eliminate Lu Chi!"

"Informative?" She tilted her head, impromptu cosplaying the curious baby.

"You heard me wrong, I didn't say anything..." I quickened my pace.

"Then where are you going now?" Her obedient appearance made people suspicious.

"Follow me to the tavern and solve the lunch problem." It was really a waste of a morning to her to pack the house and pack the luggage.

"I don't want to go to the tavern...there are a lot of bad guys..." Turning around, I saw Betty bursting into tears.

"Well, well, I'm here." I patted my chest chicly.

"Really?" She was dubious.

Before I could speak, the phone rang.

After connecting, there was a bunch of noises, mixed with gunshots. After a long while, it quieted down, and I dared to speak tentatively:

"mouximouxi... Mr. Water Grass, are you still alive?"

"Klauen, your sister!!" The other party was startled and cursed.

"What just happened?"

"I've been recognized! The navy is chasing me now!" I heard his scythe spinning rapidly, and then a soldier screamed, and Betty's face turned pale in shock.

"Dakala, I told you to cut your hair, why don't you listen~" I gloated at the phone bug.

"Is now the time to worry about this!" he growled.

"Don't worry, come to the tavern quickly." I took Betty's hand, which was completely petrified, and strode towards the tavern.

There was a dead silence on the phone bug, and the unusually calm voice of the water plant came:

"I'm lost. You come get me."

The receiver fell from my stiff paw, and with a click, the water plant had hung up the call.

The author has something to say: Oh ho ho ho, my generation is resurrected~

Let’s talk about the cute soft girl Betty in the article is an original~

The name is taken from beauty beautiful~

An acquaintance will appear in the next chapter~ I can't help it, we have hid him for a long time...

Cough cough, try to be as cool as possible today!Oh ho ho ~

Seeing that the collection has increased, I am so happy~ [Sahua]