[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

Sunlight came in through the cracks in the curtains, I hugged the bear, turned over on the bed, kicked a pillow down, and then heard Kira screaming on the floor, I shrank my head, Hide under the covers.

"Klauen, you bastard!" A certain aquatic plant gritted its teeth and went to get its sickle.

"I didn't mean to..." I curled up into a ball.

"Whether it's intentional or not, you've already done it anyway!" He swung his knife and slashed.

"Chop my quilt and charge it to your account." I added weakly, but the effect was definitely not "weak".The tip of Kira's knife flew out of his hand at the last second when it touched my quilt, pierced the innocent curtain with a stab, and finally nailed to my floor.

"The curtains are [-] Baileys, and the floor is [-] Baileys." I quoted a price with my eyes closed.

"Anyway, it's cheaper than your quilt, right?" He was a little complacent.

"Actually, my quilt is cheap, only [-] Baileys." I made it worse.

"Then didn't you say it was the bastard silk last time!!" The aquatic plant, who thought he had taken advantage of it, roared.

"I lied to you." I told the truth without hesitation.

"..." Mr. Water Grass couldn't bear the blow again, and returned to his bed, curling himself into a ball exactly like me.

After falling asleep for a while, I finally sat up slowly, rubbed my sleepy eyes, and the guy hiding under the quilt heard the sound, and quickly stopped completely.

"Let's go to Wind Island to buy something today. Ammunition is also short."

No response at all, clearly ignoring me on purpose.

"I can lend you some money, and you can go buy what you need."

There was an obviously fake snoring sound.

"You don't have to pay back the money. As long as you have a legitimate reason to spend this time, it will not be considered as your debt." I tentatively tried.

The snoring stopped suddenly, but ignored me.

"I'm serious, be generous this time." Then he tried.

The aquatic plants looked like they had no desires and no desires, and were unmoved.

"After this village, there is no such store." The last test.

"Don't go back on your word!" I don't know when I secretly took the aquatic plants of my Yinbei and suddenly cheated.

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"How do you plan to go to Wind Island? Take a boat?" I stuffed the mask of the water grass into my backpack, but his long golden hair still stood out.I once suggested to let him cut it off, but he refused.Later, I thought about it too, after all, that long hair is the soul of Mr. Suicao.

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"You mean, are you going to paddle?" I raised my eyebrows and asked him back.

"My bounty seems to have risen again recently..." He decisively changed the subject.

"Of course I'll go by boat." I looked helplessly at such a big aquatic plant that was always showing off its cuteness.

"What happened to your face?" He pointed to the Band-Aid under my left eye.

"Just like your long hair and mask," I smiled, "If you don't put it on, it's too easy to expose."

"Let's go." The ship's whistle had already sounded, and I dragged him away.

"Two upper-class cabins." I smiled and handed the sailor two big tickets, and he respectfully sent someone to lead the way.

"Don't you think it's a waste of money for you! It's just such a short distance to get a first-class cabin!" Mr. Suicao now understands what "saving" means.

"Do you want to travel with them?" I glanced at the crowded and smelly crowd in the ordinary cabin.

"By the way, my bounty..." He decisively changed the subject again.

"Don't worry, this will also be included in my account." I nodded to thank the sailor who opened the hatch for us, and entered the luxuriously decorated room.

"Anyway, sleep first, Kira, if you need anything, ring the bell to call them. Ha... good night." I took off my shoes and wrapped the quilt into a ball, and soon fell asleep.

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"Hey, Kraun, wake up." Kira's voice was still shaking me.

"Well...why..." I half-closed my eyes.

"There are pirates. They are fighting now." He tore off my quilt.

"Huh?!" I jumped up from the bed, quickly put on my shoes, left the cabin, and ran to the deck in a few steps.

The roar of the artillery and the screams of the passengers were endless, and some shells fell into the water, splashing big and big flowers, even hitting my face.And the captain is now heroically leading the sailors in a counterattack, and the battle is on the enemy ship.

"No way..." I was dumbfounded by the result I heard.

"I'll help!" Seeing that there was a fight to be fought, Mr. Water Grass quickly drew his sword and rushed forward, but I pulled him back.

"Don't go! That's my acquaintance! OH, SHIT!" Damn it, that's the red-haired hedgehog's boat!That guy is standing on the bow of the boat very arrogantly now!I can see it!I can still see clearly! !

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"I'm about to be caught up." Kira reluctantly put away the knife.

"It doesn't matter, here," I pointed to the north, "the naval patrol ship is coming soon, and their lieutenant general Sakalski is on board."

"How do you know?" Mr. Water Grass opened his mouth into an "O".

"Informative and domineering." I proudly revealed my wealth.

"What to do, captain, we can't hold it anymore!" A sailor hurriedly ran to the heroic captain.

Seeing the captain's finger holding the binoculars gradually turning white, it is estimated that he is also shaken.

"Don't worry," I walked forward in a few strides, "the navy ship will come over soon."

"...Okay!" After struggling for a long time, the captain finally issued an order, "Continue to defend the position!"

When everyone was about to lose confidence, the captain also accused me:

"You said..." Before he finished speaking, he was surprised and speechless.Because he saw the flying flags on the naval warships and the pirate ships that turned around quickly.

"I'm so sorry, I still doubted you just now." After turning the corner, the captain excitedly held my hand, "As a reward, I will pay for your boat fare this time!"

"Where is it, I just tried my best." I pretended to be polite, and the aquatic plants on the side looked like they wanted to hit the wall.

"You're welcome." He patted me on the shoulder boldly. "Please enjoy and taste our chef's craftsmanship later."

"Then I'd rather be respectful than obedient." I smiled and nodded in thanks, and dragged the completely dull aquatic plants back to the cabin.

As soon as I entered, I couldn't stop laughing until the water grass pressed the switch with a black face, and the sickle in my hand spun rapidly.

"Did you do it on purpose? Don't let me fight!" The scythe didn't intend to stop at all.

"Of course it is, don't you think you were captured by the pirates' accomplices in the navy before reaching the enemy ship~" I hummed a little song.

"...What kind of acquaintances are they?" So it turns out that Mr. Suicao's greatest ability is to change the subject?

"Red-haired hedgehog." I smiled and opened the cabin door, watching the sailors with grateful smiles serve all kinds of delicious delicacies of great value.

"I said Kira," I drank the high-grade Rum in the glass and said to Kira who was eating like a fool.

"Huh? Huh!" As soon as the water grass opened its mouth, a piece of fish fell out, and he forked it up and stuffed it into his mouth.Forgive me, he hasn't been fed well lately...

"See? That's how money is saved!"

The author has something to say: Puff!Today's second post!oh ho ho...