[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

Chapter 17 Misfortune Comes Out of Your Mouth

"Look and see," I knocked on the table, teaching the aquatic plants, "What would you do without me?!"

"It's not that you are a dead woman who threw me there and didn't give me a map." He grinned at me.

"Obviously you got out of the way without listening to what the other person said!" I slapped the table and stood up.

"Then you should admit that you threw rubbish at me!" He also slapped the table and stood up, making full use of his height advantage to threaten me.

"You call this garbage?!" I took the phone bug that was crying noodles, and raised my legs to stand on the stool (of water plants). "How do you contact me without it?!"

"..." Perhaps the only height advantage was wiped out, and Mr. Shuicao suddenly became depressed.

"If you can't contact me, who will guide you?!" I was aggressive.

"..." He couldn't stand, and couldn't sit down, so he could only stand there awkwardly.

"So it's still your fault!" I got carried away and stepped on the empty table.

"The one over there! Please be quiet, sir!" After the retribution, I sat down obediently, and Mr. Suicao wiped the stool while glaring at me.

After all the food was served, I ordered a bottle of Rum, but the water grass insisted on beer, and Betty was treated the same as Bonnie before, orange juice.

"Ah, by the way, who is this?" Shuicao finally found Betty who had been by her side for a long time.

"Oh, your new companion, my new assistant, Betty."

"Eh?!" He was dumbfounded.

"I'm going to work for Sister Yien from now on~ Sister Yien said that food and lodging are included, and the treatment is not bad~" She smiled all over her face.

"Hey! Don't believe this woman's words!" Mr. Water Grass slapped the table and began to tell Betty the history of his blood and tears being squeezed, including the story of the curtain, the floor and the lie of the quilt that he destroyed this morning.

"Who told you to owe me a debt!" I rolled my eyes at him, and continued to eat and drink Rum calmly.

"Well, my sister is such a nice person, she must not be a bad person, is it because my brother is blind?" The sweet-mouthed Betty tilted her head.

"That's that, that's~" I quickly couldn't find Bei.

"Hmph." The water grass snorted coldly.

"What's wrong? Jealousy? A dazzled weed!" I continued my revenge.

"Don't push yourself too hard! Ke..." I hit him on the stomach with an elbow, (I didn't use too much force~twist~) "Please call me Yien." I smiled without changing my expression.

"Do you want to drink Rum?" The atmosphere was awkward, and I kindly asked the drunk waterweed. He looked up and gouged me with an arrogant expression, "I hate Rum."

This made me instantly feel that the red-haired hedgehog was not the aquatic plant sitting in front of me.

"These bastards are all carved out of the same mold!" I took a big gulp angrily, but unexpectedly choked sadly...

(/□)

While I was beating my chest, a man in a long gown (...Kong Yiji?!) appeared on the stage of the tavern.

"Today let's talk about the newly rising pirate - Eustace Kid!"

He slapped Xingmu smartly, and I spit it out in one gulp, choking again.

"I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose." Seeing the storyteller staring at me aggrievedly, his height matched with his cute expression made me feel terrified, and apologized obediently.

"What's wrong with you! Why are you always looking for faults recently!" A spectator sitting in the corner scolded, "That red-haired kid was like this last time. Before the husband said a few words, he sprayed twice Second-rate!"

I covered my mouth and laughed, so the red-haired hedgehog is just like me.

"And then?" I tilted my head and focused all my attention on the audience, completely forgetting that it was the storyteller who should tell the story.

"That guy ended up washing this tavern with blood!" His wine glass slammed on the table with a clang.

"Then why didn't he die?" I rudely pointed at the completely dull storyteller.

"He?" The man took a sip of his wine, "the sense of presence is too low, Eustace didn't notice him."

"..." Someone burst into tears.

"Then why did he wash the tavern with blood?" I was curious about the reason, but not surprised at all.If it's that guy, what else can't he do?

"Because he said he wanted 'ONEPIECE' in the tavern, and those people laughed at him. It's as simple as that." The man poured himself another full glass of clear golden beer.

"But it's really stupid to say such a thing..." He didn't finish, I stood up and shot his glass, and the beer splashed all over him.

"Misfortune comes from the mouth." I didn't say any more, put away the gun and sat down to continue eating.

The terrified storyteller finally realized: It's time to make his debut!

"Speaking of which, this pirate does all kinds of evil, and is a 'hard bone' in the eyes of the navy. It is said that they are also very worried about what to do..."

I found out that the storyteller was the one who got sprayed, and with a puff, Kira sprayed me in the face with a sip of beer (───), because he saw the arrest warrant in the storyteller's hand with a reward of 700 million.I know he thinks of the "red-haired hedgehog" in my mouth.

"Kira!!" I picked up a bowl of rice and threw it at the waterweed that elegantly wiped his mouth. He turned his head slightly, and the rice pitifully stuck to the wall.

"Ah, I'm so sorry..." He said, but he didn't even apologize at all.

I picked up a dish and was about to throw it over, but someone grabbed my wrist,

"This is for you to pay for."

"Tink?! Why are you here?!" I grabbed a tissue and wiped the beer off my face.

"It's just for the dental festival." He turned around to make room, and walked over alone.

Short black hair is slightly curly, with handsome freckles on the cheeks, an orange hat decorated with sad and smirking expressions, and a necklace made of red beads hanging around his neck.

"Ace~~" I threw myself into his arms, the water grass fork and his eyeballs fell to the bottom of the table with a bang, and he stooped to pick it up, "Long time no see~~"

"Why are you here?" I asked the waiter to add two chairs and cutlery.

"Because Dad asked us to do something in the South China Sea." Ace was always sunny and cheerful, and it was no surprise that he became the focus of the entire restaurant.

"So that's how it is..." I clenched my fists with a particularly generous look, "Then, as a gift that I haven't seen for a long time, I invite this meal!"

"Okay." And Ace was still the same, not polite at all, took the menu carelessly, and started to order dishes in a sweeping style, which was as good as the aquatic plants that time. "Ah, I want this, this...and this...by the way, what do you want, Tinky?"

Tinky smiled stiffly with a black line on his face, "Cherry pie and Rum will do."

"Ni-chan! Ni-chan! Ni-chan!" I kept scratching the wooden table with my paws. I didn't expect to meet Ace today. I'm so happy...

o(≧v≦)o~~

"Be more reserved!" Shuicao warned me in a low voice, holding the fork in his hand, I think he really wanted to go down with the fork and nail my restless claws to the table. "But by the way, why is he your 'Ni Jiang'?!"

"This..." I glanced at the water plants and raised my chin, "It's a secret!"

"Haven't seen you in years!" The food was served quickly, and Ace ate it rather unappetizingly, while Tinky silently sliced ​​his own cherry pie.

"Yes, yes." The frequency of scratching the table increased...

"My sister was taken care of by you." Ace was still very polite, but the person who was talking to Mizusao-kun pointed at himself blankly, and was even more surprised after seeing Ace nodded.

"It's not him who takes care of me, obviously I take care of him!" My paws jerked off a few sawdust.

"Speaking of which, how is Dad?" Ace pinched my wrist holding the wine glass, and he smiled, "It's not a good habit to drink a lot."

"Occasionally," I lied without changing my face, and the water plants coughed and choked.

"Father is a white beard, of course he is fine." Ace smiled heartily.

"That's right." I took a big gulp of Rum in front of Ace.

"Hey, that person is Portgas D Ace, captain of Whitebeard's second squad!"

"Look at the logo on his back, isn't it the logo of Whitebeard!"

Someone in the tavern started chattering, and we naturally ignored them.

"Crown, why did you leave Shanks' pirate group at that time?" Ni-chan said something astonishing as soon as he opened his mouth, which caused an uproar in the tavern, and he didn't notice my darkened face at all.

"What! She is the information dealer Klauen!!"

"Look at her face, where the mole on the arrest warrant is covered with a Band-Aid!"

"He said 'Leave Shanks' Pirates'! Could it be the red-haired Shanks, one of the Four Emperors!?"

"No way! This kind of thing..."

I listened to their discussion with the corners of my eyes twitching, and I wanted to hit the wall, while the aquatic plants were gloating.Because he has seen the Redforth in my study, he must know that Shanks and I are inextricably linked, so he is not surprised now.

"Ni Jiang... how can you let me go around... Sakaski is looking for me..." I mournfully (...) looked at him who was eating so much.

"Ah, I'm sorry." He patted his head as if suddenly realizing it, and stuck out his tongue, "I forgot."

"Forget it..." I waved my hands to wipe away my tears (false!), pretending to be magnanimous.

"But Klauen, you are still very powerful." He gently patted my head, "There is a reward of [-] million."

"Pfft!" Kira, who didn't know it, recited it in one breath, and the considerate Betty hurriedly patted him.

"Yeah." I blushed (still fake!) and nodded.

"If my younger brother is like you..." Before he finished speaking, he dug his head into the rice he was eating, holding a fork in his right hand, and a piece of meat was stuck on the fork.

"Hey, he, is he alright?!" After taking a sip of water, the water grass that finally revived (?) pointed at Ace dumbfounded.

"What can he do..." Ting Qiyun and I continued to eat calmly, with a look of no surprise, "It's just that he fell asleep again."

"It's a lie!! People who are eating and chatting can fall asleep at once?!!" Betty nodded, expressing her support for the aquatic plants.

"Pay attention to your rhetoric, it's not 'falling asleep', but 'falling asleep'." I rolled my eyes at him, "Don't say unlucky words when you're out of the house."

"No matter what it is, it's astonishing! Why are you so calm!" the aquatic plants almost roared.

"What's the matter, he often does this kind of thing." This time Ting Qi nodded, making a "relief" gesture.

"I lost to you weirdos..." With Betty's comfort, Mr. Water Grass gradually got used to Ace who was sleeping.

"Ah, what did I just say..." When we had finished eating and were about to pay the bill, Esten raised his head suddenly, his face covered with rice grains.

"That's not the point, Ni-chan, you'd better wipe your face quickly." I handed over a tissue, and he very naturally lifted up the skirt of the waitress beside him (...) to wipe his face, and was also caught Shyly scolded "pervert", then ran away wigglingly with blushing cheeks.

= _ =

"Ni Jiang, can you stop being so scary..." I poked his strong forearm with a fork.

"Hey..." He scratched his head.

"Don't move! Navy!" The sound of loading, a neat row of guns aimed at us.

In a blink of an eye, we were surrounded by a group of marines. Someone must have reported it. After all, the few of us are so bold, as if nothing had happened, eating in a high-profile manner, and it would be a ghost not to be discovered.

"You are under arrest!" Sakaski, whom he least wanted to see, appeared! (/□)

The few of us (PS. Of course not including the naive and ignorant Betty.) looked at each other and smiled, kicked over the stool and ran away! (PS. I stuffed Betty to the tall aquatic plants...)

【Not long...】

A few of us hid in the alley panting.

Me (calmly): "Why is Sakaski on Wind Island!?"

Waterweed (turning over): "Where's my mask? Where's the mask?"

Betty (naturally cute in confusion): "Why did you run away? Isn't the navy a good guy?"

Tinkle (regretfully): "There's only one more bite left to finish the cherry pie."

Ace (dumb): "Eh? How did I get here? When did I fall asleep again?"

【In embarrassment...】

"Ah, Crone, Tinky and I are leaving." Ni Jiang looked up at the sky, "We still have to do something, and then we'll go back to the hotel before dark."

"Well, next time you come, you must find me in Christie!" I rubbed against him, and he gave me a bear hug.

"No problem! We must treat you, Ni-chan, and me well!" He grinned, and left with Ting Qi.Before leaving, Ting Qi looked at me with an intriguing smile.

"Should we go too? Kraun." Aquaica finally found the mask, and after putting it on, he quickly regained his composure and reason (...).

"I haven't gone shopping yet..." I grabbed the hem of my clothes aggrievedly, and the water grass coughed violently.

"Then go shopping, I'll take Betty back to the boat first." He was about to leave on his own initiative, but I grabbed him.

"Do you think you can go back on that ship?"

"?"

"Sakaski is on this island, and we were seen by him!" I poked my index finger at the forehead on his mask, and came to a conclusion, "Sure enough, aquatic plants don't have brains." .”

"You bastard, try again!" The sickle was spinning rapidly...

"Okay, then, you are different, you are different from them, you have a brain, but you just don't know how to use it..." It turned faster...

"I was wrong..." Finally stopped.

"Well, sister Crane, why did you run away when you saw the Navy? And are you wanted? Did you do something bad? Why is Sister Croun called 'Crowne' every now and then? Will it be called 'Yi En' meow? Why does that black-haired brother make other people so afraid of meow? Is he your sister's Ni-chan, meow?" A certain cat person asked continuously.

"Okay, that's the end of the '[-] whys column'," I smiled and patted her head, "If you have any questions, ask your water plants (rotate and rotate...) Uh, brother Kira go .(stop.)"

"In short, Betty will be handed over to you, explode your small universe, and take her to avoid the navy's pursuit, Kirasawian!" I patted his chest very trustingly, "You better hold the phone bug for me!" , I will go to you guys after I finish my business. Oh, yes, these are fireworks, you take them, if you want to go back, light them up, and I will come quickly. Of course you can’t just leave Click it! I will ignore you like that!"

"Why did you give this to me?!" He pointed at the innocent Betty angrily.

"Because you are tall and easy to carry." I calmly watched Mr. Water Grass' little soul emerge from his mouth...

"Ah, by the way, Kraun, how do we go back?" Considering that an important problem has not been resolved, he revived with full health on the spot, and was quite anxious.

"Of course it's through illegal channels." I smiled wickedly.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry for Minasan, it's too late, Jinjiang has been unable to get on the board before... Ah, poor character...

Oh oh oh~ Aren't you surprised~~ Ace is here~~

The story about Ni Jiang and Kraun, and why he will treat Kraun as a younger sister, and we will shake the burden together in the future~

Let's make a small pass now, the nijiang fans will beat me up...

PS. Speaking of which, why did we always remember Ni-chan’s name as “Boscas D. Ace”?

When Du Niang looked at it, she realized that it was "Portgas" who said...

Ni Jiang, I'm sorry for you... [kneeling and crying]

Ah, by the way, there is also a wonderful clip about Ni Jiang falling asleep while eating, and wiping her face with a girl's skirt,

Welcome Minasan to watch Pirate Anime Episode 94 Heroes meet again! His name is Fire Fist Ace

Hey hey hey, that's how it is~

A little spoiler: Another acquaintance will appear in the next chapter!Minasan must not beat me up after seeing him...

Another small spoiler: We will update the next chapter soon! [Kick Fei, what kind of spoiler is this? Hey! ? 】

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