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"CCTV, CCTV. Good evening, everyone. This is the opening game of the Italian Serie A. The game is against Inter Milan and Sampdoria. This game is at the Marassi Stadium, home of Samp. Now, Samp and Inter Milan players are entering the field together. The starting lineup is exactly the same as the list announced before the game, which means that the Chinese teenager No. 16 Bi Xia will not play for the time being. But the audience friends in front of the TV should not be disappointed, from the warm-up Judging from the situation of the game, Bi Xia is in very good condition, three games, two substitutes and one start..."

"In the first game against Bayern, Bi Xia's performance was world-class." Zhang Lu grabbed Liu Jianhong's words, "Scored the only goal in the game. Four goals and two assists in three games, this result It can be regarded as quite good. Compared with these, what attracts more attention is that Bixia is not yet 4 years old. I think he is even more of a demon star in Chinese football. Just like the European media said, if Bi Xia can maintain his current scoring efficiency and statistics, he will become a strong contender for the Golden Boy Award in December." Zhang Lu spoke quickly but Without affecting the clear enunciation, I occasionally glanced at Liu Jianhong, afraid of being intercepted in the gap of breathing.

The whistle blew for the start of the game, and Inter Milan and Samp played 4-3-3 at the same time. This is a game signal that the fans like very much. Obviously, this will be an extremely fierce battle.

Zanetti won the ball while guessing a coin, and Inter launched an attack in less than a minute of the opening.

Call ~

The Samp fans gasped, they hugged their heads, their hearts almost jumped out of their throats in fright.When the ball went wide of the goal, they celebrated like the aftermath of a catastrophe, and raised their middle fingers to the 11 Inter players on the field, creating even harsher waves of boos.

Bi Xia did not play, and he was not given a few live broadcast cameras. This disappointed the vast number of Chinese fans waiting in front of the TV and computer, and the female compatriots who accompanied their men to watch the game even yawned again and again. In the top league in Europe, they have already gone to enjoy the Korean drama Oppa and American TV dramas, and most of them can't even tell the difference between Inter Milan and AC Milan.

His Majesty's official website has set the highest online record for members. They are full of resentment for Mourinho not sending Bixia to play. Obviously, Bixia's performance in the warm-up match is worthy of a starter.What's more, there is still a mouth-watering 13 billion market behind Bixia. Even Manchester United's Ferguson compromised with the Chinese market and signed Dong Fangzhuo. Could it be that Mourinho, who loves euros, is not tempted?Will it make you XXOO or OOXX for a moment of worldliness!

His Majesty loves me: Apart from being more valuable and famous, what is he better than His Majesty? ￣[-]￣I can't see it!

Brother Piggy: Mourinho does not explain his strong taste!He doesn't like young ones.Pierce, upstairs is so narcissistic! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Mr. Card: Quaresma's invisibility is very well practiced, and all kinds of disappearances in the audience.

Prime Minister: m(__)m has a good look upstairs.

Qiao Yu: I see Your Majesty!I saw it! ~(≥▽≤)/~

Your Majesty loves me: Where is it?

Qiao Yu: Picture 1.ipg, Picture 2.ipg

Your Majesty loves me: (;￣O￣) I hate tall, rich and handsome, and I'm so excited to watch the game live!Now the upstairs is an eyesore, where's Wo's nail clippers?

Qiao Yu: Solemnly declare that Xiaosheng's family background can neither be featured in major talent shows nor entertainment gossip-_-b, he is a good son of a worker.Xiaosheng is an exchange student, and the visa here in Europe is similar to a one-card.So how could Xiaosheng, the number one fan, miss His Majesty's first match!

Sparrow God: The top student also hates...

Staring at Sparrow God's old bean: Please go upstairs to do my homework right away!

Sparrow God: ∑ (дlll) Dad, today is Saturday!

Staring at Sparrow God's old bean: My computer is taken over by your mother and my wife, why can I only use the claw machine and you can use the computer!

Sparrow God: Come on, come on!Dad, if you dare to knock on the door, I will tell mom that you let the beautiful aunt downstairs enter without permission!

Staring at Sparrow God's old bean: I'll tell my wife, your son is the best of you!

Sparrow God: Half of my pocket money is included in my winnings, Dad, don’t take any extras.

Expert: Enough! Kneel on the washboard for me all!!!

Sparrow God: (*@ο@*) Mom? !

Staring at Sparrow God's old bean: (T﹏T) Wife? !

Sparrow God & Old Bean Staring at Sparrow God: Womeng is wrong!

Subject: (￣Д￣) A meeting to recognize relatives?

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Blue Sea: What's the situation!Balotelli lifted His Majesty's jersey! ! !That lotus root white waist! ! ! ! ! ! ! sexy! o(≧mouth≦)o

Ivor: Shit!saliva!Wipe again!nosebleed!Mario, His Majesty is looking at you eeriely!

Follow His Majesty's flower: What kind of eyes are upstairs!Bi Xia's eyes were full of eagerness for the game, which represented a dream!Whoops (￣y▽,￣), the eyes of the stray dog ​​staring at the chicken leg in my hand are exactly the same!Hey, hey, so sensual!

Suddenly there were boos all over the court, and even the audience in front of the TV could hear the disturbing sound of buzzing.

In Poussin's half, Monta made a low pass from the left under tens of thousands of unfriendly eyes, tearing a hole in Poussin's defense line that had been holding on for almost half an hour.Ibrahimovic and Mancini kicked the wall twice in a row. Mancini volleyed with his right foot to the left side of the penalty area. Ibrahimovic stopped the ball in the chest 9 meters in front of the goal.

Poussin fans jumped up and let out a terrifying roar at the tall Swedish man.

As Inter Milan's offensive advanced layer by layer into the penalty area, the emotions of the less than 5000 Inter Milan fans at the scene were high, and sporadic blue and black flags were flying in the stands. blue black.

"GO0000...L!!!!!!"

Ibrahimovic's left foot volleyed from a small angle, and the football went into the far corner like lightning, 1-0!

Oh woo...

The Samp fans were extremely disappointed. They raised their middle fingers and insulted Ibrahimovic loudly, but this cannot change the painful fact that Inter Milan is leading.

Goal, for a player like Ibrahimovic, is a good time to show off.He threw off his teammates and ran in front of the fans of Inter Milan. He jumped up high and raised his index finger. The number 10 on the back of the jersey was showing off ferociously to tens of thousands of Samp fans.Ibrahimovic opened his arms with a domineering air, and the Inter Milan fans chanted "Ibrahimovic" enthusiastically, giving him all the praise he wanted.

CCTV commentary: "Inter Milan took the lead in scoring in the 33rd minute." The camera panned over Inter Milan's bench, Mourinho looked unpredictable, and Thornton pulled Bixia to provoke the happy Samba.

The corners of many fans' mouths twitched: Nima's samba!Nima's celebration!What about the blinding Chinese demon star mentioned in the CCTV trailer?What about the goal?Why do they only see an idiot with legs as stiff as sticks, with that face in vain!

In order to avoid the huge disappointment of the audience and friends after anticipation, the commentator La Jiachang told the fans that if the magic bird does not let Bi Xia play, it is useless to turn a piece of stone into a piece of water, so calmly treat this game as an ordinary Serie A League, wash up and sleep after watching, thinking too much will only make you panic.

Unless they are authentic Nerazzurri fans, most of the Chinese fans waiting in front of the screen are jealous that Ibrahimovic is too good to block the way of his compatriots.While drinking beer with his neck up, the situation changed suddenly in the second half. Inter Milan’s Maicon made a clearance error and failed to kick the ball far. Poussin’s forward Delvecchio volleyed into the empty goal with the instep of his right foot 3 meters in front of the goal. equalizer.

"De-er-vi-chi-ao!!! I love you! I love you!" Accompanied by the frenzied show of love, the live commentator tweeted and kissed non-stop.

Delvecchio celebrates with a marching salute.

Mourinho hasn't been surprised a few times this time, and he doesn't want his Serie A debut to only result in a draw.At 68 minutes into the game, Mourinho glanced at the beaming coach next door and asked Bixia and Figo to warm up.

When Bi Xia got up, the camera was focused on him, and took a close-up of him in his busy schedule.

Bi Xia's face was like a stimulant, stimulating countless non-Inter fans.

"Here we come!" Liu Jianhong's steady voice rose slightly, unable to suppress the excited ending, he suddenly paused, someone gave an instruction in the earphone, he and Zhang Lu met eyes, and the two couldn't help but talk when they were explaining the game Bring personal emotion.

At the same moment, on the Chinese mainland, countless keyboards were typing: Look!look!Bi Xia is about to play!

Dai Changan woke up from hunger, passed by his father's study, heard the cheers inside, he opened the door of the study, revealed his head, and saw his father sitting behind the computer.He ran over with his slippers on, saw Bi Xia on the computer screen, and grabbed Dai Zhijun's trousers, "Brother." When he was born, Bi Xia had already gone to Spain, although he had never met this brother , but heard a lot of stories about him from Ye Mingyu and his father. The little boy adored this brother who is very good at football.Dai Changan registered an account called His Majesty's younger brother on His Majesty's website and Twitter, and secretly followed his brother.

"Dad, I want to see my brother."

Dai Zhijun hugged his 7-year-old son on his lap. Seeing that his brother was going to play, Dai Changan's face flushed with excitement, and his calves swayed rhythmically.

"It was a new era in Europe's top tier with Japan's Hidetoshi Nakata before him and South Korea's Park Ji-sung later, not to mention the young players of both countries in Europe's second tier. Now, we're finally seeing A Chinese player is stepping into Europe's top competition, the Italian Serie A!"

"It has to be said that this is the fate of Serie A and China. Serie A is the first European event broadcast by CCTV. A group of Chinese fans in the early years witnessed the glorious period of the Seven Sisters of Serie A. Although Bixia is not the first to land in the top European competitions In front of him are Sun Jihai, Yang Chen, Li Tie, Li Weifeng, and Dong Fangzhuo who has just returned to China, but he is the first Chinese player to land in Serie A."

"Okay, Inter Milan signaled a substitution... It was indeed Bi Xia who replaced No. 77 Quaresma. This game was Quaresma's first show in Serie A. His performance was mediocre, far inferior to Bi Xia's debut Fans and friends, maybe you have known about Bi Xia through various channels, but please listen to me patiently. Bi Xia, a young player in 88, is 1 meters tall and weighs 85 kg. He used to be in elementary school Two consecutive championships in domestic local football competitions. Passing Castilla at the age of 85 is the trial training of Real Madrid's youth training camp. In the following 12 years, as the main player of the team, he won many championships and became the first player in the history of the team. The player with the highest scoring efficiency.”

Quaresma ignored Bi Xia, and walked off the field with a sullen face. Bi Xia turned his head and saw Mourinho's gloomy eyes, thinking that Quaresma and Mourinho must be dead La die!

Bi Xia bent down, just about to uproot grass and eat like his predecessors, when he suddenly saw the player spit on the grass, he shivered, kissed the palm of his hand neatly, and touched the field with his hand.

The moment he stepped onto the court, Bi Xia remembered that this was the first race of his professional career. He wondered why he wasn't nervous at all, while running to his position.His footsteps became firmer as he ran, and his steps became easier. He even yoooed all the way to greet his teammates one by one.

In the years of the Seven Sisters of Serie A, Samp had been brilliant, but now it is just a relegation team. They are obviously very satisfied to be able to tie Inter Milan, which has won three consecutive championships, in the first round of the league.Samp's whole team retreated. As soon as they touched the ball, they kicked away and threw the ball as far as possible towards Inter Milan's half, making Inter Milan exhausted and restricting them from approaching their own half. Obviously Samp wanted to keep the point he got. .

Serie A is good at defense, even if the middle and lower reaches of the team are determined to shamelessly defend to the end, it is estimated that any powerful team will have a headache and go back to the iron bucket formation in the mother's stomach!

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the balance of the game slowly tilted towards Samp.Samp's team song sounded in the audience, and the fans sang, laughed and danced. The home team was able to draw with the mighty Inter Milan. They were satisfied and couldn't be more satisfied.

Being equalized by a weak team when the strength is far ahead, this is a big shock to the Inter Milan players.The Samp team strictly guarded against death, coupled with the convenience of the home court, the referee turned a blind eye to Samp's foul, and an anxious mood spread on and off the field of Inter Milan.Chairman Moratti, who came to cheer on the scene, couldn't sit still. He stood up and stared at the court with a good eye.

Samp's head coach saw the last minute of the game, and he knew that although the goddess of victory did not fully favor him, she completely abandoned Inter Milan.He cast a coquettish look at Mourinho, thinking about how to use a flamboyant celebration to grab the limelight after the game is over.

Some Inter Milan fans were packing up and leaving, greeting Mourinho's female elders. Suddenly the stadium was boiling like a boiling oil pan, and Samp fans suddenly felt a kind of terror of black clouds overwhelming the city.The Inter Milan fans grabbed their hands and wanted to leave their companions, pointing to Bi Xia on the field, "We still have him."

Bi Xia showed an unparalleled breakthrough ability. Several high-speed changes of direction swayed past the two people. Facing the oncoming close defense, he resisted with his body, and suddenly exploded, squeezing away a huge tower-like man.

"60! 59! 58! 57!..."

The Samp fans started a neat countdown under the leadership of the fan organization. The Inter Milan fans saw that they quit, and jumped to scold them for being despicable, shameless, and low. disturbed by these villains.

"50! 49! 48!..."

The countdown is like a curse, no matter how tough Bi Xia's mentality is, at this moment his feet are a little flustered.There was an interception in the front and chasing soldiers after that, and Samp's No. 6 rushed to the front.Bi Xia subconsciously hooked the ball to the left to form a 90-degree fan-shaped trajectory, turned his body 180 degrees in the same direction, and kicked up a lob shot.

"29..."

On and off the field, how many people held their breaths, watching the football draw a rounded arc and hang into the dead corner, like the most beautiful shooting star in the night sky.

The referee blew his whistle and declared the goal valid.

The fans of Inter Milan played a seesaw with the fans of Samp. The fans of Inter Milan watched the score on the big screen in disbelief. Happiness came so quickly and so sweetly!

"Go in, go in, go in, go in, go in!" Six goals in a row, "Lore! Dear audience friends, Bi Xia scored the winning goal for Inter Milan 20 seconds before the end of the game! Bi Xia's persistence won Payback! He didn't give up until the last moment of the game, this goal is a reward for the brave!"

In far away China, in the middle of the night, countless people cheered and hugged, and raised their glasses to drink in Internet cafes, large and small bedrooms, noisy university dormitories, and fan bars in the middle of the night.

Bi Xia's goal is of great significance to the idiots of the fans who have persisted for a year and still can't learn to give up, and their efforts have been rewarded to some extent.

Ye Mingyu hid in a small corner of the crew, took out his mobile phone to peek at Bi Xia's game, and when he turned around, he saw several crew members standing behind him.Ye Mingyu turned her head and looked at the extremely dazzling Bi Xia on the screen. She couldn't help sucking her sour nose. Her mood was complicated. On the one hand, she hoped that this man who had created miracles could walk out of a legendary life; And sad that he is no longer the deskmate who will protect her and be bullied by her!

When Mourinho saw the goal, he clenched his fist with his right hand and swung his elbow down. Chairman Moratti jumped up from his seat. He looked at Bixia happily. After being taken advantage of for many years, he finally turned over and picked up Big deal back.

Watching the ball go in, Bi Xia was dizzy and his legs started to feel weak. Just when his teammates rushed towards him like wolves, he turned around and rushed to the coach's bench, doing something he wanted to do. It's been a long time.Bixia rushed to Mourinho, and hugged him with open arms, until he hugged him in his arms, he felt real.

He scored!His first professional league goal!

Bixia buried his face in Mourinho's shoulder, whimpered softly, grabbed his shirt with both hands and shook it vigorously, as if someone had a grudge against him.Before Mourinho could see the little stars in the sky, Bi Xia let him go, raised his face to reveal a pair of moistened eyes, "Thank you, sir." He placed his hand on Mourinho's stomach After taking two shots, he slipped away.

Mourinho kicked his foot into the air, "Little bastard!"

Turning around and seeing the camera pointed at him, Mourinho activated the B mode and returned a half-salty smile.

Seeing this scene, the commentators all over Europe laughed and ridiculed the pair of master and apprentice.

In the CCTV studio, Liu Jianhong said, "As Mourinho's pro-disciple, Bi Xia's future is very bright. Director Zhang, you said that if Bi Xia joined the Olympic team, the Beijing Olympics would not be a disastrous defeat."

"Bi Xia is a player with strength, hard work and perseverance. If he can join the Olympic team, among other things, at least there will be a catfish effect. The results of the Olympic team..." Zhang Lu abruptly under the warning of the headset Changed the subject, "It's useless to talk about it now. I suddenly discovered a very interesting thing. Bi Xia has shown his football talent since elementary school. He is the defending champion of the Jiangsu Primary School Football League. It's a pity that we haven't found such a good seed. Training. Fortunately, he went to Spain, otherwise we would lose a talented football player named Bi Xia today. This shows that our Chinese children still have football talent, but it is a pity that we lack Bole.”

"Director Zhang, how do you think Mourinho found Bi Xia? He took Bi Xia to Inter Milan without saying a word. Now it seems that Inter Milan's deal is very worthwhile. Let's do the math. Bi Xia played well. Even if he looks good, the key is that he is also cheap.”

As soon as the words came out, a watery cabbage flashed in the minds of the fans in front of the TV.

Liu Jianhong, "A friend with the tail number 5411 sent a text message to criticize us, 'Please don't talk about the Chinese team when broadcasting the Inter Milan game! Don't put flies in the feast!'"

Liu Jianhong and Zhang Lu laughed, and finally they both bowed their heads together, "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

The Chinese fans were furious. The two old cucumbers were painted green and pretended to be tender!

When Bi Xia thanked the Inter Milan fans with the team, the fans in the railing grabbed the jersey and did not let go, tearing a big hole.Covering his jersey, Bi Xia walked back to the players' tunnel in disgrace, but was stopped by the reporters and asked for an interview. Bi Xia was afraid of losing everything, and he was so excited that he didn't know what to say.

"I'm very happy to play, I'm very happy to be able to score goals to help Inter Milan win. Thank you my coach, thank you my teammates, thank you fans who support Inter Milan, and you, thank you!" After finishing speaking in one breath, Bi Xia got out of the crowd Back in the locker room, Mourinho took him to the post-match press conference before taking a shower and changing clothes.

Mourinho felt that Bixia did not let him down. When the game was about to end, he was able to break the tie with difficulty and tried hard to prove himself.Mourinho is thinking, should he be given more playing time?Perhaps a first start is the best opportunity to test.

Before entering the press hall, Mourinho told Bi Xia that he would slowly lift Bi Xia’s news ban and allow him to take some commercials, but if he controlled himself under the spotlight, it would be a new challenge for him. Achievement, all in himself.

At the press conference, Mourinho proudly announced: "The dispute about Bi Xia can be over. What I want to say is that the decision of the club's board of directors is very wise. We have brought a young player who can win to the club. , and he has not received a single transfer fee."

The reporters of "Marca" and "Aspen" felt that these words were very harsh, and decisively drafted the news headline for the next day "Mourinho provokes the board of directors of Real Madrid, you are not as good as Inter Milan!" ".But for Castilla's former leading striker, they were very tolerant, praised his wonderful goals in the game over and over again, and finally did not forget to transfer all the embarrassment they felt at the press conference to Real Madrid.

Losing Bixia is God's punishment for the blindness of the Real Madrid board of directors! "Marca" and "Ace" shouted at the same time!

Bi Xia couldn't get a chance to contribute to the news media at the press conference, especially when there is a moving humanoid news sitting next to you.Mourinho sneered at the reporters' criticisms. He formulated the tactics and ordered Bi Xia personally. Since he won the game, it means that there is no problem with his formation.Even if there is a problem, Mourinho will not admit that in public, dead duck mouth is a necessary law.

After the first round of Serie A, Bixia’s name appeared on all Italian sports media for the first time. Persistence, countdown, lore, boos, applause, the excitement of the game can be seen from the click-through rate of the Inter Milan game video.And Bi Xia's goal was undoubtedly rated as the best goal in the first round of Serie A by the major media.

Bi Xia also slowly and truly felt the feeling of being a star. Wherever he goes now, some fans will stop him and ask for autographs and group photos. There are more and more fans outside the training ground wearing the No. Instead of just talking about his face, they'll say the player is good-looking, not that the good-looking man is a player.Another most obvious change is that there are more and more news about Monica in the tabloids. Now Bi Xia knows her whereabouts without calling. Just open the newspaper and she will know exactly what she is doing.

In the second round of Serie A, Inter Milan defeated Catania 2:2 at home. Bixia contributed a pass and a shot. He used his average goal rate of 1 per game since the warm-up match to announce to the world that another superstar has risen in Serie A. The fans proved that he did not come to Serie A to play soy sauce, he is an important part of Inter Milan's overall championship.

For the sluggish Chinese football, the appearance of Bi Xia is undoubtedly a booster. At the same time, it also means political achievements, money, and fame for some people!After the second round of the Italian Serie A, after the media and advertising contracts swarmed in the country, the CCTV army came late, accompanied by a group of leaders.

In front of Mourinho, Balotelli, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Zanetti and CCTV staff, Bixia said to the Football Association's official invitation, "I don't have 30, how can I be eligible to enter the national team! "I was full of grievances, and I also pried open the curtain that the Chinese Football Association did not cover tightly enough.

The author has something to say: Bi Xia: Tell me quickly, I want to reject you.

Messi: Well, I confess...

Bi Xia: You're fucking kidding me, be serious, I want to seriously refuse...

Messi: Would you like to be my boyfriend?

Bi Xia: Yes, I've changed my mind, and I suddenly feel good to refuse you.

Macy: Uh, why is it like this!

Bi Xia: Ang, that's it.