football fanatic

Which of the CCTV staff is not a professional elite, how could they not know about the Football Association after being in the sports circle for so many years, but due to various unspoken rules, they did not pierce that layer of window paper in front of the public.Although Bi Xia's words pointed directly at the shady scenes of the Football Association, they were not slapping them in the face. They were afraid of power and violated the professional conscience of journalists.

Mourinho, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Balotelli and Zanetti couldn't understand Chinese, but they sensed the tension between Bi Xia and the officials of the Football Association. The officials gasped and their fat bellies began to perform belly dance.Mourinho asked the accompanying interpreter what happened. The beautiful female interpreter knew that the family scandal was not publicized, but she hesitated and couldn't think of a suitable excuse to explain the current situation.

Mourinho's face changed slightly, and the corners of his mouth straightened, very displeased, "Dear miss, I don't want to doubt your professionalism, but your current performance is not worthy of your status."

The process of being a female translator was disgraceful. She was most afraid of being caught and hurt her feet. She immediately took the domestic habits abroad, gave Mourinho a hygienic eye, and cursed back in Italian, " Old man, who are you, dare to tell me!"

The microphone in Duan Xuan's hand hit his foot with a thud, and the other people on CCTV were so popular that they wished they could immediately become the weaker Lin Daiyu, just hoping to faint immediately.

Mourinho's face was so dark that it couldn't be any darker. Ibrahimovic, Balotelli and Zanetti are the three scene boards. You mess with me and I poke you. Balotelli suddenly yelled and his eyes widened. Yubuyan wanted to eat Ibrahimovic, but Ibrahimovic's two iron arms trapped Balotelli. Zanetti understood Ibrahimovic's eyes, and dragged Balotelli out of the reception room.

"Hey, Balotelli~~ What's wrong with you?"

"Oh~mygod! Balotelli, don't get dizzy! Oh, no, I rolled my eyes."

Ibrahimovic and Zanetti sang and dragged Balotelli out of the reception room, and walked to the corner. They let go of Balotelli, and discussed how the female translator would make life worse than death. I patted my head and asked if I should tell my wife that today the coach matched up with a beautiful female translator from a foreign land.

Bi Xia's cynical depression was dispelled by his teammates' oolongs. These teammates had outstanding personalities and straightforward thoughts. After dozens of days of getting along day and night, Bi Xia knew what shit they were about to poke their buttocks.Bi Xia was afraid that Mourinho would feel that the majesty of his head coach was being despised, so he defended them in a low voice, "Sir, you kindly take care of these disabled people."

Disabled person?Mourinho tilted his head, Bixia stepped forward and whispered in his ear, "Brainless!"

"Hmph...cough!" Mourinho gave him a light gouging look, and Bixia touched his neck and retracted to the side.

Nanyong, the head of the Football Association, saw that Inter Milan collectively ignored him, and his smile was so weak that he could no longer wear the mask of affinity, but he thought of using Inter Milan's global popularity and Bixia's increasing domestic reputation to wash away the bad reputation accumulated by the Football Association.Even though Nan Yong was so angry that his fat body was trembling, he still gritted his teeth and smiled at this moment and stretched out his hand to appease Bi Xia, saying seriously, "Xiao Xia, I admit that the work of the Football Association is not in place, and I apologize to you." Hey, seeing Bi Xia and Mourinho sitting on the sofa and playing with their mobile phones, Nan Yong felt that Bi Xia was too shameless, he was anxious, "Xiao Xia, you have to think about it, I represent Chairman Xie and the whole country. The eager wishes of the fans came, you must not disappoint the parenting feelings of the party and the people! Otherwise, are you still worthy of being a Chinese? Do you still have a conscience?" Bi Xia Yile, Nan Yong felt a sigh of relief, Hmph, as long as he agrees to join the national football team, there will be many ways to deal with him in the future.

After deciding to disown the Football Association, Bi Xia would not consider joining the national football team in the near future. He did not think foolishly or naively that he could shake the national football team. He hoped that when he joined the national football team, he would have more initiative and voice.Although it is a bit unkind, the poor performance of the Olympic team in the Olympics made him feel refreshed and comfortable. This kind of result is good for him and cannot be better.

Nan Yongman thought that Bi Xia, who "has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai", would run over in shock and hold his thigh tightly to apologize. Who knew that he turned his face and chatted with Mourinho, and the female interpreter rolled her eyes, crooked On Nan Yong's body, he translated Bi Xia's words with embellishments.The female translator's sweet breath blew on Nanyong's earlobe, and Nanyong's lowered eyes involuntarily turned to her unfathomable cleavage, his brain started to work quickly, and he wanted to take the female translator out to have fun as soon as possible.

When Mourinho heard the conflict between Bi Xia and the Chinese Football Association, he looked at a large group of people in the room with the eyes of aliens. The group of people on the sports channel were so ashamed that they wanted to cry bitterly. Although they did not report what they knew and helped to deceive others, they were also victims of the system.

Football is precious, but raising a family is more expensive!

Mourinho has seen the dead fat people who have made their stomachs moisten their heads one by one, and their eyes hurt. He always believes that the so-called Football Association is just a "master" who continues to play football after paying taxpayers' money and fans' feelings. However, it is clear that the Chinese Football Association's acting skills are not up to standard, or they are too greedy, and they can't even do the least bit of fame.In this regard, the Italian Football Association is high-end. They will not tamper with participating players and various competitions. They know how to use their achievements as political capital to restore support.Taking a long line to catch big fish, the Italian Football Association has established a correct concept of sustainable development.

To be honest, in cooperation with the Chinese Football Association, Mourinho is very concerned about what Inter Milan will lose in the so-called cooperation proposed by these stinky shit.Or is it that the Chinese Football Association thought he and Moratti were as stupid as they were, and only wanted to make money in China unscrupulously.Some people won't understand even if they think about it, sometimes football doesn't exist just for fame and fortune.

Bi Xia and Mourinho both rejected a series of matters proposed by the Chinese Football Association, and there was no room for maneuver.Seeing that the future and money are all turned into clouds of smoke, Nan Yong didn't care about the so-called demeanor of a big country, and took out his trump card in desperation, "Stop, Bi Xia! I advise you to be sensible, reject the Football Association, offend the organization, you will have no good results Eat..." He couldn't deal with Mourinho, so he pinched Bi Xia's soft persimmon.

Before Mourinho walked out of the reception room, he turned his head with a look of disdain, and popped out two words in Chinese: "Stupid!"

Nanyong was scolded by Mourinho as if he had seen a ghost, and then Xiaodou's eyes were full of resentment, and he slowly outlined a vicious idea of ​​revenge in his mind.

CCTV Sports Channel, as the affected fish, their interviews and filming in Milan did not go well.After returning to China, they received written instructions from the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television. The topic of "World Soccer" about Bi Xia was cut intermittently, and a large group of fans were confused after watching it. It exploded, and netizens questioned whether CCTV ran out of money in order to build a big underpants!

After Nam Yong and others returned to China, when they were interviewed at the airport, they said that they would hold a press conference and announce something important.Various media have been lurking in Beijing for many days, but they have not waited for any explosive news.

"Wildness has no bottom line, Bi Xia abandons China and becomes a foreigner!" "was placed on Xie Yarong's desk for several days, but he finally threw it into the trash can!Nam Yong, this pig!Xie Yarong's face turns red and turns white. It's like being pecked by geese all his life. He really wants Bi Xia, a bum who doesn't care about "national interests", to go as far as he can, but the reality is that the Football Association needs Bi Xia. It's not to take care of some bullshit fans, but he can't bear the pressure of the higher-ups to produce results.If he plays like the Olympic Games again, not only will the position under his butt be lost, but he will squat in the cell and play by himself.

It is said that women like to gossip together, but in fact, men prefer to gossip with their companions.In less than a day, the first team knew the virtues of the Chinese Football Association.

Mourinho gave Bixia a set of intensive training, put his hands in his pockets and watched Bixia running around.

In the middle of the practice, Bi Xia's physical strength returned to zero, and his whole body limply slid down like a snake, kneeling on his knees and touching his face to the side of the grass, his butt raised high and panting like a dead dog.Assistant coach Baresi came over and kicked Bixia.Bi Xia was so tired that he didn't even look at him. When Baresi dragged him up, Bi Xia lay on the ground, looking like a rascal.Bi Xia was determined that Baresi couldn't move him!

A pair of expensive sneakers appeared in front of his eyes, and Bi Xia saw a rising and falling belly along his legs.Seeing Mourinho drinking water, Bi Xia's Adam's apple moved and he felt even thirstier. Bi Xia watched Mourinho leave with tears in his eyes. What could be more crushing than watching the water not drinkable.

Ibrahimovic showed a genuine expression, and he said to Balotelli, "You can't kill that female translator, Mourinho must find a punching bag. Fortunately, there is Bixia in the team, and they are all Chinese anyway!" Balotelli Li Xing patted his chest happily, and stared at Bi Xia gloatingly, no hehehehe.

The evening sun shone on Bi Xia, his fair skin seemed to be dyed the color of jade.Balotelli suddenly felt that Bi Xia's Shui Shui was very handsome and charming!

The teammates who passed by their side heard gossip, and turned their heads to share it with others. Within a day, there were rumors in the team that the officials of the Chinese Football Association were attracted by sex, and Bi Xia's chrysanthemum was not guaranteed.Ibrahimovic, Balotelli and Zanetti muttered in their hearts after hearing this, could it be that such a violent thing happened in the reception room after they left.

Bi Xia dragged his leaden legs back to the locker room. He took off his jersey and only his underwear was left. Suddenly, more than twenty pairs of green eyes stuck to his almost naked body. hole.

Bi Xia got goosebumps all over his body and stood up to salute. The hair on the back of his neck was whizzing in the air. He gave a yoooo sound, separated his feet one and a half shoulders back and forth, sat on his hips with his knees bent, his left arm bent at the elbow, and his right arm was folded inward. Take a martial art traditional defense pose.

The teammates patted him on the shoulder one by one, turned their heads and glanced at his butt after they walked past him, and then couldn't hide their excitement, whispering into the bathroom.Even Quaresma showed him a rare friendship, but what is the emotion in his eyes!

Bi Xia was confused by his teammates.

That night, Bixia saw Materazzi teasing him on Twitter that he misunderstood the Italian Football Association. It turns out that the Chinese Football Association is not a thing, and even the best players in their country are lewd.Bi Xia finally understood the eyes of his teammates. He became furious and called Materazzi, but was startled by his voice.Materazzi was out of breath, and his intermittent words made Bi Xia blushed, so Bi Xia took in another breath, and shouted into the phone, "It's shot! Matera's volley!"

Materazzi shuddered a little, and was blown away. Facing his wife's disappointment, he prepared to raise his gun and shoot again.Bi Xia's voice filled his ears with the echo of "shot". Materazzi fiddled with the little Materazzi twice, then lay down silently, touched the quilt to wrap himself up, and he whimpered. Bitten by the foot and cursed that Bi Xia will never find a wife!

A sentence from Materazzi’s Twitter exploded among the Chinese fans. Many people imagined the scene of Bi Xiayang entering the tiger’s mouth, and shouted in their hearts when they were angry: Let go of that man, let me do it. !

Overnight, the website of the Football Association was hacked, with red letters on a black background, and the bloody FUCK was shocking. That kind of frightening effect frightened many Football Association officials.All of a sudden, Chinese football has calmed down a lot.

The author has something to say: Mata (shy): If, if one day I get married, will you attend my wedding?

Bi Xia (smiling): I will only attend your funeral!