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After August 8, the Bundesliga and the Premier League started one after another, and the war reignited Europa.

On weekend nights, Bi Xia wore earphones to eavesdrop on the shouts of the major commentators on the sports channels.In an empty corner, he imitated the tone and style of the commentary over and over again.

"On the 16th, a 20-year-old young player from China, this is his first professional match, and also the first match representing Inter Milan, as long as his performance is not too bad, today will be a memorable day for him , Unforgettable. Bi Xia is 1.85cm tall and weighs 85g. He has a good face, so he has to prove that his feet are more valuable than his face. Fortunately, the information we got shows that he has gorgeous skills and amazing speed , sharp breakthrough, outstanding consciousness..." When Bi Xia was building himself up with rhetoric, he didn't notice at all that he made himself into a fat little man the size of a broad bean.Bi Xia hugged Inter Milan's jersey, happily rubbing the number 16 on the back of the jersey, full of anticipation for the upcoming season.

The opening game of Serie A is approaching, and the chaos of the media started before the season. While cheering for the teams and stars they support to gather popularity, while tracking opponent players to spy on the movement of the enemy, the foot battle started before the verbal battle.

"Gazzetta dello Sport" held back and held back and finally couldn't hold back, claiming to have learned through secret channels that the old Buddha in the fashion industry Karl Lagerfeld admired Bi Xia's temperament, and they seized on this endless sarcasm Bi Xia's skin After all, beautiful men with delicate faces and thin bodies are popular in the fashion industry now, and they can't tell their genders when they put on makeup.Perhaps AC Milan's warm-up match was so bad that even recalling it has become a kind of torture. "Gazzetta dello Sport" shouted sourly from the air. The key is not to watch the warm-up match, but to watch the official match with indicators!They are gearing up to look forward to a bad start after Inter Milan sprinkled the euro.

Without waiting for Inter Milan to fight back, Karl Lagerfeld heard the reporter relay the words of Gazzetta dello Sport with ill intentions. He tapped his teeth lightly and breathed fire on the spot. He felt that "Gazzetta dello Sport" was questioning his choice of models. standard.Karl Lagerfeld is old, but age has not degraded his paranoia and sharpness as a Virgo man should, "Life is not a beauty contest. I don't judge people because of their beauty. What I hate is dirty and ugly people— — This is a shortcoming that a person can never forgive in his life. Obviously, Gazzetta dello Sport belongs to the people who will be thrown into the trash by me. You can't trust them, they are not only snobbish, but also want to kill you!"

When the reporter mentioned Bixia, Karl Lagerfeld shook his head, obviously not in line with the rumored appreciation.He said, "If this young man wants to be on my show, his ideal in life will become-wearing a size 28 jeans. (Waist measurement is about two feet one inch, about 70 cm)" Speaking of football, Karl Lagerfeld Covering his nose with a snow-white handkerchief, "Forgive me, seeing Fei Luo appearing on TV, I thought he should just show the back of his head."

In the face of Lafayette's tough remarks in the fashion industry, "Gazzetta dello Sport" died down, and the city of Milan is full of believers who worship Karl Lagerfeld as a god.

"Here we are in a circle full of narcissists and paranoia. If you don't have a strong psychological quality, please don't dabble in this lightly, it will make you disfigured. But now, you have come here step by step, I don't want to see you crying and running back to your mother's arms." In any field, it is popular to shoot the top bird, and Mourinho is worried that Bi Xia's immature heart will be hurt by the unscrupulous media. Aozhen has the urge to throw a bomb at Gazzetta dello Sport. He has worked so hard to train a Golden Globe reserve player. Is it easy for him? !When Mourinho saw Bi Xia's heartless smile, he thought of Bashen who was getting more and more joyful when he scolded, and he rubbed his temples that were jumping.He seems to have underestimated these little monsters in the late 80s and early 90s!

Mourinho picked up the cup. He forgot that the coffee was freshly brewed with boiling hot water. He took a sip and his tongue was burnt until he lost consciousness. With a gesture, he picked up the book to cover his distorted face, and waved Bi Xia to leave quickly.

But Bi Xia lowered his head and rubbed his toes on the ground, "Sir, if I don't do well, I can beat and scold at will. In my mind, you are more like a father than the old man." Bi Xia raised his head, full of tears. Emotional eyes met the back of a black head, and a thunderous "roll" shook his mind.

The door of the office was closed again. Mourinho, who was facing the wall, turned his neck and saw that he was indeed the only one left in the office. He opened his mouth wide and stuck out his red and swollen tongue, whoops!Burn him to death!

As soon as Bi Xia left the office, he called and scolded Gu Di, a dog-headed military adviser like a pig.What a love strategy!Bi Xia felt that what was on his neck was not a head, but a football, otherwise he would believe the so-called coaching strategy provided by Guti's friendship.If it was useful, Guti would not be miserable in Real Madrid, like a little cabbage who was only abused by his stepmother.

Bi Xia walked to the court and stood with his hands on his hips, ready to shout "I, Hu Hansan, is back!" to scare the teammates who don't understand Chinese.He deflated his stomach and took a sharp breath. A wave of heat hit him behind him, and his shoulder was slapped crookedly by a big hand.Bi Xia's breath stuck in his throat, he turned around, and pointed at the culprit with trembling fingers.Balotelli felt sorry for Bixia, who was blushing and crying, but couldn't resist his curiosity, "How did you do it! You bullied Mourinho to the point of crying!"

Balotelli passed by Mourinho's small black room, just after seeing Bixia leave, Mourinho ran out of the office with red eyes, and rushed to the medical room.

Balotelli is 4cm taller than Bixia, and he squatted on the grass in a posture of looking up.Bi Xia cleared his voice, and held his chin to think seriously. After a while, he hammered his fist and affirmed, "Mr. must have been moved by me."

Balotelli's two big ears twitched, as if he had heard some terrible news, he dragged Bixia into the toilet, begging to share it coquettishly.Until Balotelli agreed to sell Ronaldo's signed jersey, after Bi Xia was embarrassed for a while, he readily handed over the strategy of recognizing his father.

The next day, when the news media under Inter Milan made an official interview, the [-] men in the first team either sincerely, innocently or affectionately stated that they are teachers for one day and fathers for life. special location.

Immediately, Mourinho on the side was surrounded by spectators. He said to the stunned reporters blankly, "I have no ability to give birth to so many sons." As soon as he spoke, his tongue hissed and hurt.Fuck!Mourinho scolded in his heart, what a headache it would be if he had more than [-] ugly sons.

Seeing Mourinho's performance, the teammates surrounded Bi Xia to love each other, thinking that this kid was too insidious and took the opportunity of the emotional card.

The first team of Inter Milan recognized Mourinho as their father, which made them a laughingstock. After a while, the coaching staff saw Mourinho approaching and teased the players, "Look! Your father is here!"

In the following interview, Mourinho stated that he would lead Inter Milan to win the league championship again and achieve a breakthrough in the Champions League.In Inter Milan, Mourinho mentioned Chelsea for the first time.

"September 2007, it was a difficult moment. It wasn't easy for the club because I love it, I have a huge connection with the club there. But if you analyze it calmly and put aside the emotions, it was simply Like a dream, because my career after that will have all the goals I set before. I want to win a Grand Slam, win a championship in England, Italy or other leagues. I enjoy coaching in different countries and enjoy different football cultures ... I think development is important as a football coach and after that Chelsea won important titles, it was a big moment in the history of the club. Now that I'm at Inter, I'm ready to enjoy such a big moment again, ready to Enjoy that moment with Moratti and the whole club."

When it comes to the use of players, Mourinho approached the players deliberately, obviously he hoped that the players could understand the deep meaning in his words, "The only thing I can promise is that I will do my best to my players and strive to To help them play their best, they will get the support from me that a player needs to become more confident, but at the end of the day on the field, it's up to them, it's their job, everyone It has to be faced. In my team, every player's position is not safe, and the lads have to be aware of that. But from a professional football point of view, no one's position is safe, and it doesn't affect us. A personal friendship. I know that Inter have great players in their squad, but they have to prove themselves to me. It's not easy to win my heart."

Although Mourinho's words made the team bosses uncomfortable, they had to admit that it was very fair, and the same reasoning was true for them.Materazzi, Zanetti and Ibrahimovic's ability to control the locker room must be based on strength. As long as the state is not wrong, Mourinho's attitude is actually more beneficial to them.

When the recording pen was placed in front of Bixia, he praised Mourinho's work without hesitation, "Mr. has a natural personality, and he will not beat around the bush when dealing with our players. We have made a very good start." Just to mention When it came to his personal goals for the season, he seemed a little shy, "It is a great honor to join Inter Milan, to be able to work with Ibrahimovic and Materazzi..." At this time, Baluotru was a few meters away from Bixia. Bi Xia could not help but laugh, "Zanetti... Well, there are great players like Balotelli playing football."

The successful Balotelli smiled and stopped disturbing Bi Xia for the interview.

Bi Xia: "I can fight for everything I want this season. Winning the championship is the most important task. I hope to be the most important part in the middle."

When asked about idols, Bixia yelled out Cristiano Ronaldo in order to disgust Quaresma. You must know that Ronaldo was just Quaresma's younger brother.

Quaresma won the European Youth Championship together with Ronaldo in the U17 national team. At that time, he was already the absolute main force of Sporting Lisbon. At that time, Ronaldinho was far less famous than Quaresma.Afterwards, Quaresma and Ronaldo moved to Barcelona and Manchester United respectively, and their careers were reversed.

Quaresma scored a goal in his debut in Barcelona, ​​​​and the double star of Ronaldinho, who also just joined Barcelona, ​​​​shone.However, the phrase "a good start is half the battle" never seemed to work for Quaresma. He selectively forgot his experience in Barcelona when he ridiculed Bi Xia's driving high and low.In the following La Liga season, he started 10 times and came off the bench 12 times, scoring only 1 goal.As an offensive player, this answer sheet is extremely disappointing, and he can only return to the country in despair.And Ronaldo soared into the sky at Manchester United, winning all the championships and honors of a football player except for the national team.

After taking the official personal photo for the first team of Inter Milan, they immediately took a family portrait with the coaching staff and senior management. Bi Xia met Chairman Moratti.Moratti treats players like his own nephews, with a heart-to-heart kindness.Moratti is neither a qualified manager nor an excellent transfer master. He is a bit of a Chinese-style parent, self-righteous and good for Inter Milan, whether this is what Inter Milan needs or not.However, after stepping down once, Moratti has restrained a lot and tried his best to pay for Inter Milan rationally.

When standing in line, Bi Xia was pushed aside by his teammates, and no one wanted to be with him as a foil.In the end, Bixia stood at the far left of the last row, and on his right was the unlucky Quaresma, who was thrown out by the crowd to be a green leaf.

When the family portrait came out, Bi Xia held the photo up to everyone's noses, "A man like my brother, even if you use dark clouds, you can't cover my brilliance."

Among the twenty or so people, anyone would notice Bi Xia in the upper left corner at a glance. He is really rare and handsome.

As soon as the Inter Milan family portrait was released on the official website of Inter Milan, a large number of fans expressed disappointment. They felt that the semi-naked family portrait could boost the morale of the fans and do their best to cheer for the Champions League.

Bi Xia took the group photo home and admired it slowly. The more he looked at the person on the right, the more upset he became. He simply used the negatives to photoshop Quaresma into Mata, and sent the finished product to Mata.Half an hour later, Mata was on Twitter @导夏.

Mata cut out the two photos separately, and by the way, replaced his own jersey with Valencia's.

I go on alone, thinking of you bro.

This suddenly hit Bi Xia's teardrops.

Guti came over and put a picture of him kneeling down on one knee to tie Raul's shoelace at the Bernabéu, jokingly calling it the love of a shoelace. @everybody I know.

Beckham saw it by chance, thought it was very interesting, and then uploaded a series of photos of holding his teammate's head and kissing him. The victims who were accidentally sexually harassed by heartthrobs included Ferdinand, Owen, Da Luo waited for his teammates.Beckham said the Spice Girls don't mind me kissing my teammates.He vowed that with the support of his wife, he would carry forward Beckham's blessings.

Beckham's idle kick has attracted countless mad bees and butterflies. This show of affection spread from La Liga to major leagues. Even the old horse released a 7-minute kissing picture of the Son of the Wind. .Sure enough, as soon as the king of the ball came out, all the bases faded away, who dared to fight for the top!

The photo shown by Messi shows two Taliban personnel armed from head to toe. The short one is Messi, and the other one only has two eyes for everyone to guess.

Bi Xia sent Messi a text message after seeing it.

Infringe my portrait right, get the gold medal! <(￣︶￣)>

Go with your brother! (=￣ω￣=)

Spain didn't even qualify for the group stage, you sure didn't want me to laugh at him! (→_→)

The lighting is a bit dim, and there is a faint smell in the room!Messi was still thinking hard about how to reply to Bi Xia, but Bi Xia's request for a video suddenly appeared, and he clicked to agree.

Bi Xia clasped his hands together for the gold medal, that smile and those soft eyes were like spring breeze, so warm that people didn't want to leave.Messi was just about to agree in a daze, when he saw the tampered Inter Milan family portrait on the computer screen behind him, he let out a long snort from his nose, and then changed the Barcelona family portrait again and again, he was afraid that Bixia would be angry , did not dare to put on the Barcelona uniform for Bixia, and finally passed to Bixia a family photo of him surrounded by more than [-] Messis.Bi Xia replaced the computer desktop with this photo in front of Messi, which made Messi reluctantly agree to present the gold medal, but the premise is that Bi Xia has to go to get it in person.

On August 8st, the European transfer market was officially closed. The hustle and bustle of this summer's transfer market finally settled.The competition between the three giants of Serie A in the new season is finally here!

Inter Milan went to the away game against Sampdoria that night. Unfortunately, Bi Xia was not selected for the starting list. He could only watch Quaresma dangling in front of his eyes wearing the incredible number 77, showing off his status in Inter Milan. First start and debut.

The author has something to say: Someone asked Bi Xia: "If Ronaldo betrayed you and married a woman, what would you do?"

Bi Xia glanced at Luo Tantan, who had made himself look older by several years, and immediately disliked the wrinkles on his face, "I will walk up to him and call him Dad at his wedding."

Well, the Chinese men's football team finally did something human. They scored three goals in a row when they fell behind Japan by one to three. The spirit is commendable.