Don't be a scumbag

Because of the attack from both He's father, He's mother, and Zhang Guolao, Leng Bingbing had no choice but to meet his blind date.She paced into the box of the restaurant, and there was already a man with a gentle appearance inside, but looking at the calluses on the other's hands, she knew that the other party was a martial arts practitioner, and he would never be powerless.

"It's you?" The person who came on a blind date happened to be Fei Changfang, Zhang Guolao's good friend and a general.Seeing the cold look, Fei Changfang opened his mouth in surprise.

"It seems that you were also forced to come here by Zhang Guolao. Really, I don't plan to marry. He is really not in a hurry." During the banquet, I picked up my chopsticks and started eating.The food on the banquet was in line with Leng Bingbing's preferences, and it was obvious that Zhang Guolao had put a lot of thought into it, and the depression on Leng Bingbing's face was slightly relieved.

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"Yeah, I'm a girl, you're a villain, and we are each other." Leng Bingbing and Zhang Guolao hurt each other, noticing that Fei Changfang was somewhat neglected, and greeted him coldly and generously, "Eat quickly, if you If you don’t eat it, Zhang Guolao will make it all by himself.”

"Xiangu is really a wonderful woman, meeting you today is a great blessing in Changfang's life." Fei Changfang cupped his hands, and then joined the ranks of grabbing vegetables.

Zhang Guolao sighed for a long time, and said helplessly: "Look, why all the men you met have become your buddies. If I can meet Yuelao one day, I will definitely ask for a red line for you."

"Eat yours, we are all people who seek immortality and ask questions, but you have more ordinary hearts." Leng Bingbing scolded with a smile.

Fei Changfang is indeed a sincere and good person, and it's a good thing to be friends with him. It's very easy. He also joined the ranks of Leng Bingbing, Zhang Guolao, and Lan Caihe.It's a pity that Zhang Guolao disappeared suddenly. When we met again later, I found out that Zhang Guolao, a greedy guy, found a pot of Wannian Polygonum multiflorum. He ate half of the pot, and his donkey ate half of it. , he ascended to immortality together on a donkey.

"You greedy fellow, do you understand that this is stealing?" Leng Bingbing looked at Zhang Guolao helplessly.

The other party felt guilty for a moment, and then said confidently: "That's the pangolin goblin who snatched your ginseng. I confiscated him, which is good enough. With his heart, he can't become a fairy even if he eats a whole pot. Some skills. But after all, it is ten thousand years old, the taste, unfortunately, can only be stewed in water, if you cook it, it will definitely be more delicious."

"Yes, yes." Lan Caihe, who came to look for Zhang Guolao together with Leng Bingbing, nodded in agreement.

Leng Bingbing knew that everyone discriminated against goblins, but Zhang Guo was always her friend, so she would definitely favor some, anyway, one cause and one effect, she would always pay back.For the pangolin whose beard was cut off, Leng Bingbing could only say sorry in his heart.

"Forget it, it's not important, the key is how to help Changfang." Fei Changfang was finally getting married, so Leng Bingbing and Lan Caihe went to congratulate him that day.As a result, a gust of wind caused Changfang's mother to vomit blood and was taken away by Qingniu Jing.Fei Changfang was a dutiful son, and he blamed himself, because it was he who exposed Qing Niu Jing's deception and offended the other party.

"This is the catastrophe of the long house. His mother will naturally come back after 49 days on July [-]." Facing the cold questioning eyes, Zhang Guolao, who is already a god, said mysteriously, "The Buddha said that it cannot be said."

"Depending on the sky is worse than relying on yourself. Since it is doom, there must be a way to solve it." When a friend is in trouble, it is impossible to sit idly by and ignore it.

"Enter the temple when you see it, worship the Buddha when you see it," Zhang Guolao said.

Although the town where they are located is small, there are many temples. Leng Bingbing and Lan Caihe worship Buddha all the way.Lan Caihe kowtowed until he was dizzy. Seeing that his cold expression had not changed, he said gossipingly, "Xiangu, do you like Fei Changfang? Help him so hard."

"A relationship between a man and a woman can't just be friends, must there be love? If you are in trouble, I will definitely do my best. Who made us two childhood sweethearts." Leng Bing glanced at Lan Caihe and said calmly, " There is a Xuannv temple in front, let's go in." And helping Fei Changfang is also her chance and merit.

After Lan Caihe entered the temple, he couldn't help yawning, lay down on the haystack like a sleepy man, and snored a little.With a cold and gentle smile, he put on the outer shirt for him, and then worshiped Nine Heavens Profound Girl devoutly.

So the cold intuition was right, and what happened to Fei Changfang was indeed her chance.Jiutian Xuannv became her master, and she got the Xuannv sword.And Lan Caihe also saw Monkey King appearing. Sun Wukong said that Lan Caihe was the reincarnation of the Barefoot Immortal, and he had been kind to him, so he would help Lan Caihe become a fairy.

No one expected that Fei Changfang was also taken away by Qing Niu Jing.Walking back and forth coldly and irritably, thinking of ways, Zhang Guolao, the most capable, did not make a move.Suddenly, she shouted: "Who is it?! Come out!"

A familiar figure appeared. That person had long gray hair and skin as white as jade. He could absorb the aura of heaven and earth at a glance. It was the pangolin.He said angrily: "Who are you, how dare you yell at me, sir, and scare away my thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, I will never end with you."

Leng Bingbing brainstormed, and asked amusedly: "Are you very good?"

"Really, you have such a pretty smile, humans are so cunning!" The pangolin blushed thinking, and gave the other side a hard look.

Leng Bingbing was a little inexplicable, and saw that the other party was silent, and continued to abduct: "My name is He Xiangu, how about you help me save someone? If I save someone, I will help you find Millennium Polygonum multiflorum. I am a doctor, and I know more about the habits of drugs." "Although she has the Xuannv sword and her martial arts are good, she is still not good enough to face the goblins who know how to use magic skills.

The pangolin looked at the cunning human being again, and felt that the other party must be lucky to have met the old man before, so he nodded in agreement.Who knew that the person the other party was going to deal with was actually his elder brother, Qingniujing. Although he and Qingniujing only had a relationship of interest, he didn't have the ability to turn against him now.

"I'm such an idiot to ask a goblin for help." Leng Bingbing now understands what it's like to send a sheep to a tiger's mouth.She looked at the scarlet wedding dress on her body and became even more speechless.Can't Qingniujing find a cow?Must marry her by force.But with a wave of her hand, the skirt on her body turned into a bridal gown.

Putting on a bright red dress, it was as cold as a white hibiscus, and most of the cold temperament on her face was covered.Qingniujing clapped her hands and laughed, "I really have good eyesight. With this beauty, even the Peony Fairy in the sky can't match it. My brother, as a matchmaker, you must stay for a glass of wedding wine."

The pangolin scratched its head, but didn't dare to look in the direction where Leng Bingbing was, feeling extremely guilty.He pleaded: "Brother, for the sake of my younger brother, you should let He Xiangu go."

Qingniu Jing's smile faltered, and after a while, he said happily: "Success." As soon as he stretched out his hand, he was able to move again coldly.Qingniu Jing stared at Leng Bingbing and said: "I will give you a stick of incense time. If you can escape, I will let you go, otherwise I will arrest you and bring you back to marry. Brother, do you have any objections?"

No matter how dissatisfied the pangolin was, it could only nod its head. "I have done my best, why do I still feel so uncomfortable? Aunt He Xiangu, run faster, run faster!" The pangolin looked at the back of the cold escape, thinking silently.

It's a pity that Qingniu Jing was even more treacherous, he blew fiercely on the burning incense, and the stick of incense burned out quickly, and he quickly chased Leng Bingbing who was running away.

The pangolin stomped its feet and followed, "It's really troublesome. Dealing with humans is indeed the most troublesome."