Don't be a scumbag

Leng Bingbing looked at Tommy's back with a complicated mood, resisted the hoarseness of her throat, and said loudly: "I won't be the one who is lagging behind. Leave me alone and concentrate on looking ahead." She pinched her thigh hard, and her brain Sober up instantly.

For the rest of the journey, Leng Bingbing kept her promise, and none of the objects falling from the ceiling hit her.Tommy led her to the stairs, but there was already a sea of ​​flames in front of her, and it was impossible to jump over it now.

Tommy was a little anxious at once. He looked at the coldness, and suddenly had an idea, let go of the coldness, and the smoke covered his figure.With a cold shrug, try to find another exit, or punch a hole in the weakest point of the wall.

However, before Leng Bingbing found a new way out, Tommy had already run back, he was a little out of breath and coughing uncontrollably.He was holding the plastic bucket filled with water, and it looked like it had been moved from the water dispenser. The water in it had been drunk and only a small half remained.

"Pour the bucket of water over you and jump out of the fire, this is the only way out." Tommy said intermittently.

"Then what do you do?" Leng Bingbing held down the hand of the other party who was ready to act, and said seriously.

Tommy said anxiously: "Of course I have a solution. You go out first, and I will follow soon. There is still a bucket of water over there." Seeing that Leng Bingbing was still unmoved, he went on laughingly, "I haven't I'm catching up with you, don't worry, I won't just die here. When we go out, how about the two of us going to the movies together? Do you like romance movies or horror movies?"

As he said that, he took advantage of Leng Bingbing's unpreparedness and poured all the water on Leng Bingbing's body. Leng Bingbing's whole body was wet, and he suddenly became a drowned chicken.Tommy gave her a push, motioning for her to escape from the flames of the exit.

At this time, Leng Bingbing's ears moved, and with the sound of an explosion, Tommy was thrown to the ground.She didn't like to owe someone's life, and she couldn't let herself leave Tommy now.

"Laura, are you okay?!" Tommy's eyes froze. It seemed that this time was not an accident, but someone wanted to kill Laura on purpose.He was extremely annoyed, not only failed to protect the other party, but also made the other party get hurt because of him.

Coughing up two mouthfuls of blood coldly, I only felt a scorching pain in my back, and I didn't need to look to know that it was bloody.She calmly ordered: "Now, help me up, and then we will rush out together."

Tommy responded, and then dared to touch Leng Bingbing. In order to support the other party, his hands couldn't help but touch Leng Bingbing's injured place.The smell of blood made his eyes a little sore.

Just as he was exiting, Leng Bingbing quickly took off the coat covered in water and blood, and covered Tommy's head. In order to save time, Tommy had to go out quickly and use his tall body to protect him. cold.

The two finally escaped, and Leng Bingbing and Tommy were sent to the ambulance at the same time.Although Tommy's face was fine, he suffered extensive burns on his body.After Leng Bingbing was sent to another ambulance, a strange ambulance worker pulled out her respirator, and she was seriously injured and could not be stopped.

Breathing coldly and with difficulty, trying his best to keep himself alive, every time he took a breath, his throat was painful.Her eyes gradually blurred, and finally, it was pitch black.

"I just died like this?" Leng Bingbing asked incredulously, her voice was exceptionally clear in the darkness.

"Bingbing, I'm sorry, you failed this mission, so you have to go to another world." Xiaoguang himself did not appear, but directly talked to Leng Bingbing in his mind.He paused, "Actually, when Tommy was saving you, he should have died, so that you can survive well."

"Really? But I can't do such an ungrateful thing. Some things can be done, but some things can be done, and one is not a human being." Leng Bing responded blankly. "What's more, instead of getting entangled with the hero Oliver, I'd rather start the next mission directly." But Leng Bingbing had no idea that because of her incident, Tommy hated Oliver and the person who killed her, and did Things that are both good and evil.

"They are all just data..." Xiaoguang said dryly, even he himself was just a bunch of relatively advanced data.

"What is data and what is reality, I can hardly tell the difference now." Leng Bingbing gave a wry smile and closed his eyes.

When she opened her eyes again, she returned to her familiar place again.There are black hair and black eyes all around, and the clothes on the body can be seen as ancient.

"Okay, drink the medicine soon." A middle-aged man walked to the bedside, stretched out his big rough hand to touch his cold forehead, "Thank God, the fever finally subsided."

Leng Bingbing drank the medicine obediently, and said, "Thank you father, where is mother?" My name in this life is He, and the middle-aged man in front of me is named He Tai.He Tai opened a tofu shop, and he has only one baby daughter with his original wife, so he loves him very much.

"When you are sick, you like to eat a bowl of salted bean curd. Your mother will make it for you. Put the quilt on quickly, so as not to catch the cold." Father He stuffed the cold into the bed tightly.

After a while, Mama He came in, holding a bowl of fragrant bean curd in her hand, and Leng Bingbing, who likes food, brightened her eyes.

Seeing the cold look, Mother He smiled, "Little Greedy Cat, I know you're thinking about this, stay still and don't move, Mother feeds you and eat," Father He knowingly raised the cold pillow.Such a simple warmth made Leng Bingbing think of her parents, her nose soured, she quickly lowered her head, her eyes fell into the bowl.

"Is Nannan feeling uncomfortable? When you cry, your mother also cries." Father He was so distressed that he hurriedly comforted the old and the young.

The life in the tofu shop is simple and happy. Leng Bingbing is grateful for the love of the elders, but she also has some headaches. She doesn't know what kind of plot she is in, so she can only live with her eyes smeared.Until Leng Bingbing met Lan Caihe and Zhang Guolao.Such a familiar name moved her heart, and she probably knew who she was——He Xiangu, one of the Eight Immortals.

Lan Caihe is a lively boy, and Zhang Guolao is an interesting old man.But because of Leng Bingbing's bold personality compared to boys, they became friends instead.Blessed are the people who are cold friends, she takes good care of them.

From then on, the name He became Leng Bingbing's real name, and she called herself He Xiangu to outsiders.Leng Bingbing did not inherit He Tai's tofu shop, but instead treated people for medical treatment and accumulated merit.There is nothing to complain about her status as cold and ice-cold. Now that she has become He Xiangu, she will naturally find a way to be ranked in the fairy class to benefit the believers.

The only thing that wants to turn the table is that she is a fairy, how else can she complete the task, isn't the heaven not allowing female fairies to think about the world?Or are there other arrangements?

Leng Bingbing often went to the mountains to collect herbs. I don't know if it was because of He Xiangu's birth that the hills near her home became a treasure land of geomantic omen, and all kinds of medicinal materials and fruit trees grew very well.When Leng Bingbing went up the mountain this time, what he saw was a thousand-year-old ginseng. If it could be picked, it would be good to keep it for He's father and mother.Although it is said that becoming an immortal is to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, cold and good things are still habitually followed by those close to them.

Probably the old ginseng has already become a spirit, and can still move. The corners of his mouth were raised coldly, and he followed quickly.Even without immortal methods, her martial arts are not weak.At this moment, a pangolin rushed over quickly, and grabbed the old ginseng with its fat little claws.

As the saying goes, the praying mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole is behind, coldly pinching the flesh on the back of the opponent's neck, and lifting him up.

"You little brat, you still dare to grab something from me?" Leng Bingbing tapped the other party's wet nose, the other party sneezed, and stretched out his claws to scratch Leng Bingbing.Leng Bingbing snorted twice, trying to snatch the old ginseng from the opponent's mouth.

"Oh, my waist is about to break." Who knew that the old ginseng spoke suddenly, which shocked Leng Bingbing. Although he knew that there would be a demon, but he really saw a ginseng talking human words, The impact is not generally large.

The pangolin biting the old ginseng was coldly thrown on the hillside, and the other party rolled on the ground. In an instant, a white-haired old man and a young man appeared on the ground. The young man was still biting the back of the old man's neck.

The ginseng has become like this, even if he turns back into ginseng again, he still has some psychological pressure to let his father and mother eat him coldly.

"Okay, don't bite me, if you bite me hard, the effect will not be so good." The old man said with a bitter face, looking like a bitter melon who was caught by a mistake. "It's my life if you catch me. If the old man doesn't run away, you win."

Leng Bingbing secretly sighed that people are really old and smart, thinking about whether to pull a few old ginseng beards and hair, etc., it should also be a great tonic, and it is not so stressful to eat.Who knew that the pangolin really believed it and let go.In a short time, the old man Ginseng escaped. He was alive and well, so he didn't want to be buried in the belly of the beast.

The pangolin was furious, and swallowed the ginseng in one gulp, and it was good to eat it raw without cooking, it was crunchy!

Tsk-tsk twice coldly, ready to leave.The pangolin looked at the graceful back of the other party curiously. He thought that the human woman would scream when she saw that scene. After all, both Lao Shen and he had turned into humans before.Although he was puzzled for a while, it did not affect the good mood of the pangolin. He ran happily in the forest, basking in the sun, or catching his favorite ants to eat.

Leng Bingbing didn't know that she missed the mission goal and fell, how could she have thought that her mission would be a pangolin.

Without the old ginseng, Leng Bingbing was not in the mood to continue collecting herbs, so he went back with the medicine basket on his back.After returning home, Father He and Mother ran over excitedly.

"Sister-in-law, Zhang Guolao introduced you to someone who is very good, don't worry about your medicine basket, go and meet him quickly." Father He took out the medicine basket, and Mother He pushed Leng Bingbing out the door.The older Leng Bingbing grew up, the more worried the two elders became. After all, her daughter was too capable, so other people would not dare to take her.They were afraid that their daughter would not be able to get married, but they were so worried. When Zhang Guolao heard about it, he patted his chest and made sure that he had arranged countless blind dates.

The author has something to say: How many people still remember the pangolin in Journey to the East?