Don't be a scumbag

"Where are you going to go, lady? Let's go back to worship with my husband. Don't worry, follow me to guarantee that you will eat hot food and drink spicy food. You will be happier than gods." Yes, she was proficient in using various spells, and flew in front of Leng Bingbing in a short while, blocking her way. "I think life is better than death." With a cold face, he slowly pulled out the Xuannv sword on his back, raised his chin, and said calmly, "Since we can't escape, we can only fight. Do it!" Come on, Qingniujing." Qingniujing licked his mouth, salivated and looked coldly: "Interesting, my husband will be merciful." While speaking, Qingniujing attacked.Leng Bingbing stood there seemingly ordinary, but she was flawless. Soon, she also moved. The Xuannv sword was as nimble as a silver snake in her hand, with a faint aura of nimbleness.Qingniujing had never seen such kung fu, so he was stabbed with a sword.But in the end Leng Bingbing is only a mortal now, and after Qingniu Jing stopped fighting her with force, he quickly caught her.Qingniujing grabbed Leng Bingbing with one hand, and wanted to touch the other person's face, he asked curiously: "What is this?" Zhushou said with a blank face: "The Cihang Sword Code." She had an idea in her mind, and she just waited for the Qingniu Jing to slack off before making a move. "Hmph, it's just a mortal's skill. In the end, you still fell into my hands." The green bull spirit snorted triumphantly.The pangolin, who was hiding behind the big tree and kept looking at this side, was sweating anxiously. He was just a little fairy, and his skill was certainly not as good as that of a well-born green bull spirit. "Forget it, I just pretend I didn't see it, I've helped her so much before." The pangolin's survival instinct told her, but another voice in her heart said, "You can't do this, or you will regret it What's more, that human has already said that he will help you find the thousand-year-old fleece-flower root." In the end, the pangolin decided to follow its conscience and planned to release Leng Bingbing secretly.At this moment, a handsome man in white suddenly appeared and started a fight with Qing Niu Jing. "Donghua Shangxian!" Qingniu Jing once stayed in the Heavenly Court, so he naturally knew the identity of the visitor.He didn't dare to take it too seriously, and took out the vajra bracelet of the Supreme Lord that he had kept privately. Back then, even the supernatural Monkey King was knocked out by this bracelet, and Donghua Shangxian was under a lot of pressure.For a while, because he had no time to take care of it, Leng Bingbing was hit by Chi Yu and hit by the Vajra Bracelet.The pangolin's heart was about to jump out, he leaned forward, lay down on the big tree trunk, and muttered anxiously: "What kind of trouble are you, a mere mortal, getting up to make trouble? Immortal Hua is also true, and he can't protect people even if he takes a shot." When the pangolin was rambling, what touched the pangolin most was its own weakness.He made up his mind that he must become a very powerful goblin and never face such a powerless situation again.The pangolin thought a lot, this was the time when he thought the most since he was born.After making a decision, he continued to peek on the tree trunk.It wasn't until Qingniu Jing was beaten away by Shangxian Donghua that he was slightly relieved. "No, that human being is so good-looking, and now he's in a coma. What if that fairy takes advantage of it?" The pangolin suppressed the strange sourness in his heart, nodded, and did not chase the green bull spirit away. .It wasn't until a peony fairy came and Donghua Shangxian left that the pangolin left with peace of mind.When Leng Bingbing woke up again, she found that the male fairy who saved her had gone and turned into a beautiful woman.The woman had the cold and arrogant temperament unique to immortals. The red leaf in her hand fell into the water and returned to her hand in an instant. It seemed that she was troubled by love. "You are an immortal? Then can you please send a message to the former Donghua Shangxian for me, thanking him for saving his life?" said coldly and respectfully but not obsequiously.Hearing Leng Bingbing mention Donghua Shangxian, Peony Fairy, who fell in love with Donghua Shangxian but was rejected, complexion sank, and said coldly: "I don't know him well." "Well, wait until I become a god in the future." Thank him personally." After Leng Bingbing finished speaking, she turned around and was about to leave, she didn't have the hobby of sticking to other people's cold buttocks, and she didn't have the narcissistic belief that everyone should be kind to her.Unexpectedly, Peony Fairy chased after herself and said: "What's so good about becoming a fairy? Ruthless and hard-hearted, I advise you not to become a fairy, it's better to be a mortal." "You are not a fish, how do you know the joy of a fish? Seeing that the other party has no bad intentions, Leng Bingbing said kindly, "Being a mortal also has troubles. You want both eternal love and longevity. There is no such good thing in the world. You can't be too greedy even if you are a fairy." "I would rather not be a fairy, but just be an ordinary woman. I would be satisfied if I could have a husband who loves me." Fairy Peony said melancholy. a mortal.Perhaps, she was expecting this mortal to wake her up. "Then does the person you love like you?" Asked coldly, she really didn't like the job of being a confidant elder sister, but she had to continue, "Even if you become a mortal, you who used to be a fairy can weave cloth and sew clothes Can you buy vegetables and cook? House clothes and food, where does the money come from? What do you do when you have a headache? What do you do when you are so beautiful and are bullied? You still count on your mortal The husband can kill the world? What's more, if your husband dies, or the child you give birth to can't support you, don't you ask me to be a god? People are always greedy, and gods are also people. That's all. He Mou resigned." "Yes, greed is not enough." The Peony Fairy stood still, a crystal tear slipped down, "But if it can be controlled, it is not love. I still feel at ease to be my own garden guard." Fairy." Although Fei Changfang's mother was rescued, and Tieguai Li, one of the Eight Immortals, took the fairy medicine for him and healed his wounds, Qingniujing did not let Fei Changfang's family go.Fei Changfang's new wife, Zhenniang, is dumb and unwilling to leave. She even feels that she has brought disaster and wants to hang herself.It was the first time Fei Changfang called "Lady" sincerely, and the two fell in love with each other ever since, and he didn't even want to become a fairy.Tieguai Li stamped his cane anxiously.Instead, Leng Bingbing smiled and said, "Since the eldest son doesn't want to become a fairy, why do you force him, as long as he is happy. We are all friends, don't you want your friends to live happily?" Tieguai Li nodded, and shook his head. no.It could only be given to Fei Changfang, and Changfang's mother and Zhenniang both took Changchun pills, preparing to slowly transform each other.He stretched out his hand coldly, and shook it with a smile, "Tieguai Li, as a senior, you can't lose sight of one thing and lose another." "I really owe you, I will give you everything I give you." Give the bottles to Leng Bingbing.Leng Bingbing turned upside down with satisfaction, and was going to take it back for his father and mother to eat.Leng Bingbing returned to the tofu shop at home with the Changchun Pill and the Xuannv Sword on his back. As soon as he entered the door, he could smell the stinky fragrance.In this day and age, stinky tofu naturally did not appear, but it was coldly provided ideas, which were explored step by step by He's father and mother.The brine used to make tofu alone has a history of ten years. The stinky tofu produced is extremely smelly and fragrant, and is famous far and wide. "I'm lucky to eat today, but it's a pity that the gluttonous Zhang Guo is not here." He said to Dad He with a cold smile, and Mom He was still cooking in the kitchen. "Who says I'm not here? How can there be delicious places without me, Zhang Guolao?" Zhang Guolao held chopsticks in one hand and a porcelain bowl in the other, and he was reluctant to put them down when he came out to meet the cold. "If you are old, eat more. If you have any good seedlings in your hand, keep them for us. When the good thing happens, my mother and I will wrap you a big red envelope." Father He's words made Leng Bingbing very helpless, could it be Does it mean that parents will urge marriage when they reach a certain age?She remembered that her father also seemed to be casual but said with an angry face back then: "After you go to college, you can talk about love, but you must not let that bastard take advantage of it." Zhang Guolao almost choked , Hastily said: "I don't dare to accept the matchmaker's red envelope. It is more difficult to introduce a blind date to Xiangu than going to heaven." At least he has become a fairy now, and he has not been successful as a matchmaker. "Father, I will be a fairy in the sky in the future, who can marry me?" Leng Bingbing said pretending to be joking. "Then you have to please the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother and bring our stinky tofu over there." Father He laughed, completely unaware that there was actually a fairy standing in front of him. "OK, then you and mother should take this elixir first." Leng Bingbing took out two pills.He's father and mother knew that their daughter likes to make medicine and can keep fit, so they ate it happily. After all, it is the daughter's filial piety.