Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

As if to show His Majesty Rouball his perfect figure, Su Fang turned over and lay lazily on the bed.

The smooth back and beautiful buttocks form a perfect curve, and the waistline is elegant and vigorous.The cat-like eyes make him look like a satiated and idle cheetah in the sun, and there is a wild explosive power hidden under the careless appearance.

Although they have met each other naked and communicated deeply, Brodo's little heart still skipped a few times.

In order not to make himself feel strange again, he hurriedly changed the topic to another place: "Husband, are you satisfied with our place? I didn't make false advertisements, did I? (*≡w≡*)☆"

"Well, I'm very satisfied." Su Fang supported him with his hands, "Food and lodging are all included, and you have indeed fulfilled everything."

Brodo faintly felt something was wrong.

Is it his delusion?

Why did his husband look so...

Uh……

Ripple? ! (_)

But Su Fang changed the subject and suddenly said something else: "Have you ever played chess?"

Brodo shook his head blankly.Tang people seldom play gambling games, and the reason is self-evident: if you make a mistake, "(〃y△y)︴︴" immediately, otherwise, immediately "(///▽///)/~~".Both sides can see through the opponent's strategy without any effort at all.

What is your husband doing at this time?

Su Fang pointed out patiently, "Chess is actually not difficult to get started, but it is very taboo to advance. If you make a mistake of going deep alone, not only will you not go deep and succeed, but you will be easily caught by the opponent. I always like to strike late. , Start from the weakest point of the opponent. When you open the door, I will drive straight in and eat you up. —— I will practice more with you in the future."

Brodo: "...('﹏｀〃)"

Why did he think of something strange again...

It's over, he must be dirty... orz

His Majesty the Emperor turned his face away, and expressed his good intention of "I want to be quiet" with practical actions: he got up silently and coldly.

The uniform jacket slipped to the floor next to the bed, and Brodeau leaned over to pick it up.

Last night, after Su Fang washed Broduo, he wrapped him in it and brought him back.Then something happened and he was so tired that he just left it there.

Su Fang stared at Brodo's movements, and was surprised to notice that the uniform jacket was clean and brand new at the moment.He clearly remembered that it was stained with many traces last night.

If it hadn't slipped and fallen on the side of the bed in the same position as last night, one can't help but wonder if someone had slipped into the room to replace it.

"Do your clothes have an automatic cleaning function?" Su Fang asked curiously.

Brodot didn't answer, nor turned around.

The industrious Guangnao Lord floated over and explained for His Majesty the Emperor: "Yes, there are nano-robots in the fibers of every piece of clothing, which can automatically clean and tidy up."

Su Fang glanced at Broduo's aloof and aloof back, and thought to himself: It seems that he really stepped on his tail.How can I coax her back?

In fact, Brodo is not out of anger, but...

He didn't want to recall the subsequent events that took place in this room last night wrapped in this dress.

(┯﹏┯)

At that time, he was so tossed that he didn't even have the strength to be cute, and he couldn't escape even if he wanted to.

Although not really eaten like in the original soup, but...

Don't even think about it. orz

Putting on his coat, Brodo brushed his long hair.Following his movements, the room suddenly became brighter.Her hair, which was only down to her waist before, is now winding down, like golden clouds spreading across the sky.

This is also a characteristic of Tang people: after mating, hair will grow longer.

His Majesty the Emperor twisted his hair and thought for a moment, then said to Guangnao, "Call the barber for me."

If he went out like this now, he would be telling the world that he spent a long~~~long~~~ wedding night.

This is nothing in itself, but Tang Guo is a gossiper by nature, seeing that His Majesty's wedding night can be so long, there must be people with good intentions running under various banners to inquire about the inside story.And he can't lie, he can only be speechless.That is tantamount to declaring——I have been attacked.

Although no one stipulates that the emperor must be offensive, but usually the emperor is a little stronger than the queen... There is still a little vanity...

The upright Guangnao Jun said bravely: "If your majesty wants to hide something, then there is no need. Because you screamed too loudly, half of the people in the palace probably heard it. The half that didn't hear it, now I must have heard it all. It is unnecessary and useless to cover up."

"..." His Majesty the Emperor suddenly felt very tired.

Why can even Guangnao bully him? !

His Majesty the Emperor, who was on the verge of going berserk, finally decided to fight back.

And the way he fought back was——

"I want to eat meat!!!(./.)"

He just wants to be willful for a while, let the broth soothe his wounded glass heart.

Su Fang & Guangnao: "..."

Brodo looked domineering, "I don't care! Today I must eat meat!!"

§§§

The meat of Tang people does not come from animals, but from various meat monsters.

For example, "fried chicken leg monster", "steak monster", and "ham monster" have nothing to do with chicken, cow, and pig, and are born with fried chicken leg, steak and ham.They are not animals and do not need to eat or drink, but they are extremely aggressive and love to destroy human crops.

No one knows the origin of these little meat monsters, they have existed since the beginning of human beings.

On a planet that is said to have many meat monsters, Brodo's spaceship landed.

Rather than saying it is a spaceship, it is better to say that it is a luxurious palace that can carry out interstellar navigation.It has its own stable gravity field, and the occupants inside will not feel the slightest discomfort during the flight in a vacuum.

Su Fang couldn't figure out the source of its gravitational field, but it didn't seem to be achieved through centrifugal force like the people on Earth, but a completely different way of thinking.With this technology alone, the people of Tang Country have already surpassed the people of Earth by a few blocks.

When walking on the ground in a tight space suit, Su Fang couldn't help asking the optical brain: "Your technology is so advanced, and the ingredients that humans can't collect, why can't you build robots to do it for you?"

Guangnao approached him attentively: "As you know, our world is composed of 'high technology' + 'low magic'. The strongest magic is 'curse of the devil', its power cannot be obtained through technological means." resolve."

Speaking of this, the light brain paused, sighed like a human, and his expression became very sad:

"╯⌒╰Now, in our country, not only humans cannot touch the ingredients themselves, but even the objects created by humans, such as me."

As if to confirm what he said, the optical brain lowered the flying height, and touched a lettuce-like wild vegetable by the roadside with its body, and it disappeared immediately.

"So, even if we build a robot, it won't be able to cook soup."

Su Fang thought for a while, but was still puzzled: "But aren't the robots used by the players also made by humans in your country?"

"Oh, that's not true. We just provided robot templates, and the characters created by players are actually made of matter in their own universe. They don't belong to our universe, and they won't last long in our universe Exist.＾＾" Guangnao narrowed his green eyes, as if proud of his country's technology.

"When a player goes offline, the character robot used by him/her will be annihilated from our universe and will no longer exist. Otherwise, a large number of players from different universes will flock to them and will not disappear. Our universe may It's going to get crowded..."

Guangnao's voice suddenly stopped, and timidly approached Su Fang.

Su Fang heard a slight rustling noise coming from the side of the road.Follow the sound to visit the past and see...

A ham watched them menacingly from behind the grass.

When it realized that it had been spotted, it slipped away.

"Short oil, it seems that they have entered their territory, you must be careful." Guangnao looked at the direction where the ham disappeared, shrinking his body like a caramel ball, as if he was very afraid.

"Meat monsters are very ferocious. They will actively attack humans and animals, even I will not let them go. When I was hunting with His Majesty the Supreme Emperor, I was bitten by a sausage. I was so scared!=口="

Su Fang: "It's really hard work for you...=.=|||"

The computers on the earth are so happy, at least they don't have to worry about being bitten by sausages.

The light brain was still worried: "I don't know why, since ancient times, these meat monsters have hated humans very much."

"...Humans want to eat them, so it's normal for them to hate humans."

"No. Humans in our country evolved from herbivores, and they didn't eat meat at first. But these meat monsters always attack humans. They destroy fields, destroy crops, and occupy important agricultural planets. Later, humans were raped by them. When there was no more food, in a fit of rage, I simply caught them to make soup, and it turned out to be very delicious.”

"........."

There was another sound of wind blowing grass, and the light brain stared nervously at the green eyes, scanned around, and then continued:

"—Do you know Privy Councilor Poteto Sup? His name means 'potato soup', which used to be a famous specialty of his hometown 'Potato Star'. But decades ago, Potato Star was suddenly A large group of fried chicken legs attacked. Human beings are afraid of destroying the natural ecology of the planet, so they dare not use nuclear |weapons| against them, and as a result, the planet was quickly occupied by them.”

Guangnao shook Yuanyuan's body sadly, "Now, that poor planet has been renamed "Fried Drumstick Star". If it knew that it had been changed to such an ugly name, it would definitely cry so hard that it couldn't sleep. ? Beep! qwq”

Su Fang was silent.

For people on earth, a planet full of fried chicken legs seems to be...

It's not that bad...

No wonder Brodo is reluctant to be called a "meatball", because it sounds like a little meat monster. (-_-;)

Brodo, who kept a cold attitude all the way, listened to their conversation, his eyes became gentle gradually.

There is no doubt that the father secretly took Guangnao to make sausages in order to cook broth for his father.

Father, he... really loves father and queen.

However, I also have a lover. ＾＾

Although his stomach is darker than mine, and Na Han is longer than me, but his love for me will not be lost to anyone.

He will also make soup for me, just for me alone.Whenever I want to eat meat, he will bring a light brain to make sausages for me~(＾3＾)

[Guangnao: I've worked so hard! qaq

Sausage: We are so innocent! qaq]

A short stone slope suddenly appeared in front of the road.Su Fang supported with his arms, and his body easily jumped over.

Brodot, who was following behind him, was about to raise his legs and step over, when suddenly he felt blessed: Isn't it the right time to bring your husband out?

So His Majesty leaned on the rocks and pretended to be a wallflower, looking very pitiful: "Husband, it's too high, I can't climb it."

╭(¤dish ¤)╮Come on! !husband! !Use your firm arms full of love to hold me over all difficulties and obstacles in this world! !

His husband looked back and smiled: "Climb by yourself. I know exactly how high your legs can be raised."

……Exhausted. (┯﹏┯)

His husband must not be from Earth, but from the planet "If you don't shame him eight hundred times a day, he will feel uncomfortable".