Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

The wedding ceremony was over, and when the emperor and empress returned to their bedroom, the court nurse came to the Hehuan Pool with a clatter.

It was his job to check the pool for spores -- commonly known as mushrooms -- that had grown in the pool after the royal couple had finished their activities.

If there is a fetus in the spore, it is taken back to the nursery and placed in culture medium to allow it to grow and develop.

If the spores are empty, don't worry about them.After a while, it will be re-decomposed and absorbed by the original soup.

His Majesty and the Empress chose "Mushroom-Free Soup", but the baby nurse still needs to check it out as a matter of routine, so as not to miss the little prince.

Walking all the way, he estimated his workload for today: His Majesty cheered for most of the night last night. Based on that time span, there should be six or seven mushrooms in the pond.

Tsk tsk, it seems that His Majesty has also found a husband at the level of the legendary "Seven Mushrooms"!

Prior to this, only the husband of the Privy Councilor was awarded the title.Because the Privy Councilor has been unswervingly insisting on publicity for many years, almost everyone in the palace knows the beautiful seven-mushroom past between him and his husband.

The baby nurse shook his head, and drove the big devilish face of the Privy Councilor out of his mind, pushed open the door of Hehuan Pool, and looked inside.

……∑(⊙⊙⊙)

The baby nurse rubbed his eyes, walked closer, and looked up, down, left, and right.

Yes, he read it right—there was only one particularly large empty mushroom in the entire Hehuan Pond!

……(￣Dan￣;)︴

The babysitter sighed in awe.

Tsk tsk, one mushroom tops other people's seven mushrooms!

Whether or not His Majesty's husband is the "Seven Mushroom Lord" is still to be tested, but it is definitely the "Nine Nine Emperors"!It's been an outrageously long time!

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When Brodo woke up, it was already noon the next day.

Probably because of being too tired, this sleep was sweet and deep.The moment he opened his eyes, he almost couldn't remember where he was.

"You finally woke up? You slept like a pig." Su Fang hugged his arm tightly, with a playful tone.

Brodo's original clear complexion revealed the unique ruddy after mating, which made people love it.Su Fang looked at it, and couldn't help but gnawed on it.

The mind of the person who has just woken up is chaotic, and Brodo's eyes flicker and flicker, and then flicker and flicker, and suddenly start to be cute.

The residual feeling in his body helped him recall everything that happened yesterday.

Playback of the original hot spring——

As soon as Su Fang took off his clothes and stepped into the pool, he immediately entangled him like an octopus.

╭(¤皮¤)╮Hey hey hey hey...

Don't look at me so cute, I'm an expert in fighting!And I am the best at Jiu-Jitsu, the essence of Jiu-Jitsu is to use softness to overcome rigidity~~~

Father Huang is right, life is always unexpected.

Just when he thought he was sure of winning...

∑(|||△|||)/Oops, oops, oops?oops!

Husband, you made a foul!You can't use your mouth in jujitsu!And where are you gnawing! !I'm not a meatball! !

When he was in a hurry, he ignored the defense.The result was accidentally...

Give someone a handle. (┯＿┯)

Once the handle falls into other people's hands, no matter how powerful a martial arts master is, he can only be involuntary and submit obediently.

After that, the situation took a sharp turn for the worse.Not to mention the power to fight back, he didn't even have the power to parry.

All the strength is spent on "└(///﹃///)┘ah—ah—ah—ah——"...

Wow, what a shame...

Brodeau got up and buried himself under the pillow, like a crystal shrimp dumpling just out of the cage, so white and transparent that it was about to melt away, his flushed face was like the carrot sticking to the bottom of the shrimp dumpling.

—Yes, he hid his face under his ass. =_=|||

"..." Su Fang was amazed at such a difficult movement.

However, he had seen the flexibility of Tang Guoren's body yesterday.Brodo's body can be bent to an incredible degree with such ease that it is almost doubtful whether they are actually invertebrates.

He poked the trembling shrimp dumpling with his finger, "I often feel that you are really a race favored by the gods. There are many things that people on earth need to work hard to obtain, but you are born with it."

"Is there? (*'w'*)" Brodeau's shiny little face poked out from under his buttocks.

"Of course." Su Fang took the opportunity to catch him and dragged him out from under the pillow, "Aside from other things, the natural softness of the body alone makes the earth people envious."

"What is there to be envious of?" Brodo twisted his body in confusion, "Although you can't be cute, many of you are also very flexible. I've watched your rhythmic gymnastics program and it's great. .”

Su Fang shook his head: "I have a relative's sister who practiced rhythmic gymnastics since she was a child. I know how painful that kind of training is. Moreover, even after training, it is difficult to reach the level of flexibility like yours. Fortunately, you did not sneak into the earth. , otherwise, they might all have to change careers."

Brodo was a little embarrassed by the compliment, so he hurriedly praised the other party by adhering to the principle of "come and don't be indecent":

"People on Earth also have many skills that we can't learn no matter how hard we try. Uh, for example, your belly will turn black. Here, only the best tacticians can do it." He sincerely praised.

"...Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment. On behalf of the people of Earth, I feel extremely gratified."

The simple-minded Brodo interpreted Su Fang's words as a compliment, and was amazed at his wit.

After being shy for a while, he suddenly remembered one thing:

"By the way, there's a question I've been meaning to ask you. How did you know which one was mine when we first met?"

They obviously haven't exchanged photos, and Su Fang has only seen him in the game that has been modified to be cute, which is still very different from his normal form.

However, Su Fang recognized him among so many people at a glance.

Could it be that he is so handsome and has a domineering air? (*y▽y*)

Su Fang smiled slightly: "I have seen the picture of your real person, it is at the hidden level at the beginning of the game."

His face suddenly sank thoughtfully, "Speaking of which, isn't it a little too dangerous to make your territory and your portrait public?"

In the past, he thought it was a gimmick of the game company, but he didn't pay much attention to it.But thinking about it now, since the world in the game is real, it's very inappropriate.

After he said it, Brodo also remembered this strange thing: "I asked the technical officer to investigate, and the hidden checkpoint was not set by us. Someone secretly added those contents without telling us."

The trigger position of the level is random every time, in order to reduce the probability of being discovered by technical officers.

Brodo stroked his forehead lightly, "The soul of desire can manipulate people's hearts. It should be during the time when my body was weak that the power of the seal was loosened. It took the opportunity to control some people to work for it, trying to spread our state secrets Go out and lure people from other universes to invade us. Now, except for the earth, we have withdrawn the games that were launched in other universes."

There may be traitors in the Mengmengtang Empire, which makes him extremely distressed.

Su Fang thought for a while, "As long as the entrance of hyperspace is not exposed, the earthlings should not have the ability to threaten you. But the space outside the earth is too vast, and we ourselves don't know whether there are alien life."

Compared with the Mengmengtang Empire, the technology of the people on Earth is too backward.Not to mention ruling a spiral galaxy, no one can even get out of the star system of the solar system.

"Some people on earth—including myself—believe that the earth may be under the surveillance of another advanced civilization." Su Fang shrugged, "Although this is considered science fiction, if it is true, Maybe they will threaten your safety. To be on the safe side, it is better to suspend the operation of the game on Earth."

Brodo nodded.National security is the most important thing, and of course it is justified to do so.

However, there is a bit of reluctance in my heart.

"It was a game that made us meet..." he murmured.

Although it started from an oolong, it is also a precious memory.

How could Su Fang not understand his thoughts, hug him up, move him with emotion and reason:

"You see, the original intention of you to operate this game is to recruit reliable interstellar soup chefs for you, right?"

"...um. (〃'w')" seems to be right to say so.

"Then, now that I have applied for this position permanently, what do you mean by keeping the job advertisement? Could it be that... you still want to build a harem?"

Su Fang's lips touched Brodo's earlobe coldly.Brodo's earlobe is very sensitive and ticklish, which he discovered yesterday.

As expected, Brodo couldn't help the itch, and immediately giggled, making him even more adorable.

His mood suddenly brightened accordingly.

That's right, there's nothing to worry about.He is now a meatball with a husband!hum!No matter what kind of troubles you encounter in the future, you don't need to face them alone, your husband will fight side by side with him!

Suddenly his eyes lit up, he stood in the middle of the big bed, straightened his body, raised his short arms: "By the way, I want to spin around, my husband, come and beat me!"

This is his favorite game, and my husband hasn't played it with him yet.

Previously, he used this game to dispatch loneliness.

From now on~~~He will use this game to vent his happiness~~~

eeyo eeyo eeyo eeyo~~~

Xiaotuantuan~~~circling~~~

(((╰(*￣︶￣*)╯)))

Her husband's gaze shone on him like warm sunshine.He closed his eyes and felt that he was a spinning asteroid.

The better the mood of Tang people, the higher the degree of cuteness, and the body shape is gradually approaching the spherical shape.

Brodo began to feel top-heavy and disorganized again—he had almost turned into a twirling dumpling.

Tang people, like people on earth, regard the sphere as the most perfect shape, because it is the most stable in a vacuum.

Those wandering celestial bodies in the universe, like comets and meteors, are mostly irregular in shape.And those celestial bodies, planets, and satellites that are fixedly revolving around another celestial body, are usually spherical.

That's because they have a home, are very happy, and feel cute~~~

Not alone, not alone.

He, too, has found his star.Give him light, give him warmth, give him life and home.

From now on, I will never be lonely again.

Su Fang stared at Brodo, who was getting rounder and rounder for a long time, and suddenly said: "There is something, I want to sincerely apologize to you. The first time I saw your cuteness, I said, so small."

His tone was painful, "I just found out today that it's not that you are so small, but that you can't see it at all. I finally understand why you have long hair, otherwise, others might not even be able to tell which side is your front."

∑╰(|||▽|||)╯…………

Thank you... thank you...

The stomachs of people on earth may not always be blackened.

But his husband must be regarded as the one with a relatively high degree of blackening.