Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

On the towering white jade steps, His Majesty the Emperor appeared in full bloom.

Brodo appears in a cute form.Although cute, she is beautifully dressed and radiant.

His clothes matched Su Fang's, and he wore a snow-white military uniform with gold ornaments.The hair that was cut short for a date before has been grown back to the waist.Tang people's hair grows very fast, and Brodo has been drinking "hair growth and beauty soup" during this time, his flowing blond hair is more eye-catching than before.

Gun salutes were fired inside and outside the palace. According to the international practice of people on earth, a full 21 rounds were fired.

Amid the sound of gun salutes, Broduo strode his short legs and staggered down the steps.

<(*￣︶￣*)>

He stopped in front of Su Fang, and stretched out his right hand to Su Fang.In Xiaoyuan's hand, he was holding a golden rose.

"Dear... dear, you... are you willing to accept this golden rose?"

Is this the diplomatic etiquette of the Tang Kingdom?

Su Fang was wondering, when the onlookers suddenly shouted a word in unison.

He listened in disbelief through the translator, and they were shouting like...

"Hey?!" He blurted out.

Guangnao thought he didn't understand, and immediately floated over to explain:

"It means marriage. This is an ancient word, so the translator translated it according to ancient Chinese books. The golden rose is a token of marriage proposal from the royal family. If you are willing to formally marry your majesty and become husband and wife, please accept that rose Rose~~」

It also very responsibly found out the Chinese "Book of Rites" and showed it to Su Fang to show that the evidence is solid:

"When a woman comes, the son-in-law bows to the wife to enter, eats together in the prison, and eats together when they are together, so they fit together, have the same dignity, and are intimate."

Su Fang's black line.

…Yes, I know that 合卺 means marriage.But what I don't understand is, why is this word popping up here? ?

What your emperor said before was to invite me to travel for free.Why now... it seems to be a public proposal? ?囧 rz

During his days on Earth, Brodo watched a lot of romantic dramas and reality shows, and finally came to a conclusion—in the matter of marriage, people on Earth seem to generally like surprises.

A popular proposal model is this: one party secretly prepares grand ceremonies and ceremonies without the other party's knowledge, and then asks the other party out for other reasons.Then, when the other party was completely defenseless——Dangdang~~~Propose~~~

Brodo doesn't have many romantic cells, so he can only learn from others.

Since people on Earth generally like this, then... his husband should also want a grand surprise, right?

Although (I think) I have figured out the preferences of the people on Earth, when the rose in his hand was handed out, His Majesty the Emperor still became uncontrollably nervous.

Ah, wouldn't it be a little reckless?

What if his husband doesn't like this way?

What if his husband gets angry because he thinks he has made his own way?

Is it too late to think about these things until now?

Thinking of this, the hand holding the rose couldn't help trembling slightly.

Su Fang looked at the trembling golden rose in front of him, and couldn't help laughing for a moment——are you going to get married?Flash marriage is not so fast.

However, there was a trace of tenderness in my heart.

Looking back on their acquaintance so far, each time it was Brodeau's messy "daring act", which brought their relationship to a higher level.

He is obviously such a shy guy, but at certain times he is unimaginably brave, like an animal in the courtship period, desperately wanting to fall in love.

Although in the eyes of people on Earth, such an abrupt marriage proposal might be a bit messy, but he suddenly had an urge to protect his shortcomings.

No way, who made me fall in love with a guy with only one brain.Even if you mess around, I will always accompany you to mess around.

He took the golden rose: "Well, I am willing to accept it."

Brodo: "Ah~~~ヾ(〃/▽〃)!!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" A large group of glutinous rice balls rolled over from all directions, and together they held Su Fang and Broduo on their heads and ran wildly: "Please move your Majesty and Queen to the Hehuan Pond to complete the Hehuan Grand Ceremony!"

"..." Su Fang was black again.

Wait a minute!What the hell is that suspicious-sounding "Acacia Pond"? !

If it's what he thought, the speed of entering the bridal chamber is a little too fast, right? !

Unfortunately, Su Fang guessed right.

As expected of a single-minded person from the country of Tang, the marriage procedure is so simple, powerful and straight-forward—if you are sure that you are in love with each other, you immediately jump into the original soup. After that, the two parties will be officially married.

It's a veritable naked marriage... (-_-;)

Hehuan Pool is a secret place in the palace, only the royal family can enter.The dumplings stopped before sending them to a long corridor of mirrors.

Brodo led Su Fang, winding back and forth in the corridor of mirrors.The corridors are all decorated with crystals and painted paintings, and the light of the gilt lamps overlaps and reflects in the middle, creating a variety of colors, which are so magnificent that they cannot be squared.

On one wall, hung a portrait bust.

At first glance, Su Fang thought it was a portrait of Brodo, but upon closer inspection, the person in the painting was slightly different in appearance from Brodo, and the style of clothing and accessories was also very different. It seemed that he should be a certain ancient emperor .

In the blank space below the portrait, there is a line of cursive script written in gold powder:

diverge

Brodo stopped.

"That's my ancestor, the emperor who reigned 1000 years ago. The line of letters below is his name, 'Minestrom di Verdulay,' and you can simply call him 'cai soup.' "

There was infinite reverence in his tone and eyes, "He is a legendary hero in our country, and he has done many great things: he reclaimed the capital planet, built Minestra's imperial city, and sealed the 'fang of the monster'." , and lived a very happy life.”

Su Fang nodded.He had seen this period of history in the historical records of the Tang Kingdom, and spent a long time looking for the method of Emperor Caitang to break the power of backlash, but found nothing.Cai Tangdi seemed to do his best to keep that secret.

This is a mystery that Su Fang can't understand.

Why is Cai Tangdi unwilling to say it?

Those who use the power of sealing in future generations are all his descendants, and he shouldn't put his descendants in jedi for no reason.

Well, probably just can't say it.

Is it... If you say it, this method will be invalid?

A method that cannot be said, what kind of method might it be?

Su Fang's heart skipped a beat, and stars flashed in his eyes.He faintly felt that he seemed to have touched a key to open the secret room.If you continue to search along this line of thought, you will probably be rewarded.

But he still doesn't know where the door corresponding to this key is and how to use it.

Brodeau probably had the same idea.He remained silent, and his clear eyes were covered with a faint shadow.

Seeing his gloomy expression, Su Fang suddenly reached out and grabbed him, and hugged him: "If I remember correctly, today is our wedding ceremony. If you have any troubles, we will wait until tomorrow."

...Yes!

<(*￣︶￣*)>How can you be unhappy today~~~

Broduo was carried lightly, all the way to the Hehuan Pool.

It wasn't until he entered the door that he realized that something was wrong.

- Mouth!

Usually the emperor carried the queen in. Why is he the one being carried now?

Before he could protest, a floating light screen jumped in front of them.

[Please select the type of original soup:

◎Mushroom-free

◎Mushroom】

Brodeau explained that the no-mushroom mode is what people on earth call x-avoidance mode. The primordial soup has been processed in a special way so that no embryos will grow.

For Su Fang, he naturally didn't intend to make small meatballs so early.After all, he is not from the country of Tang, and he still attaches great importance to children, and he will raise little meatballs at the right time.

But Brodo's thoughts were deeper than his - he didn't want to leave offspring.The Kingdom of Tang does not have high requirements for the blood of the heir to the throne, and it can be hereditary or abdicated.Even if the emperor has no heirs, no one will jump out and make irresponsible remarks.

He didn't want his child to be as lonely as him in the future. ('⌒｀)

[You have chosen the no-mushroom mode.The original soup is ready, now enjoy the night! 】

This line of words appeared on the light screen, followed by a string of red hearts with wretched expressions.

Hehuan Pool is actually a large indoor hot spring pool with rippling waves and warm mist.A shiny golden lion's head is inlaid on the stone wall, and a milk-like primordial soup gushes out of its mouth.

There are several white marble sculptures with different expressions standing beside the pool. There is a charming young man who is bending over to take off his clothes to take a bath, there is a handsome young man lying naked and looking idle, and there is also a little angel peeing into the pool.

"Uh, you can just throw me in. (///︶///)" Brodo said shyly, "The primordial soup is liquid oxygen, people can breathe in it without drowning."

Su Fang stretched out his feet to test the temperature of the water, and it was just right.He stripped Brodot naked like a meatball wrapping bag, bowed his head and nibbled on his chubby little face: "I'll let you in."

Holding Brodo to a suitable position, Su Fang slowly let go of his hand.The shy emperor sank into the soup with a thud.

Before letting go, Su Fang felt that he dropped a meatball.

After letting go, he felt that he had released a mermaid.

Almost as soon as he left his palm, Brodo returned to his normal form and swam away like a slippery fish.

Soon, he reappeared from under the golden lion's head, closed his eyes, raised his face slightly, and flushed the water.The long wet hair was attached to his body, and in the gurgling water and lights, he looked like a shimmering golden narcissus.

He turned around slowly, stretched out a hand to Su Fang, and said softly:

"Come."

§§§

Outside the entrance of the Hehuan Pool, two guards patrolling here are chattering.

Guard A: "Today is the wedding ceremony between His Majesty and the Empress."

Guard B: "I really want to take a peek!"

Guard A: "(Contempt) You are too tasteless. It is better to listen to the scenery than to look at it. Eavesdropping is obviously more interesting than peeking, okay?"

Guard B: "Do you think it will be His Majesty or the Queen?"

Guard A: "Your Majesty is so powerful, it must be His Majesty who attacked!"

Guard B: "Not necessarily. Your Majesty is too shy to understand anything. I am optimistic about the Queen."

Guard A: "Bet?"

Guard B: "Bet!"

After agreeing on the terms of the bet, they pricked up their ears, listening to the news from Hehuan Pool.

In the distant Hehuan Pool, Brodo's joyful cry was faintly heard:

"Yiyo eeyo eeyo~~~"

[Translation: ╭(¤dish ¤)╮Hey hey hey hey hey...]

The two guards nodded to each other and exchanged a tacit look: His Majesty's wedding night has begun.

After a while, the voice changed: "Yiyo, yiyo, yiyo? Yiyo!"

[Translation: ∑(|||△|||)/Oops, oops, oops?oops! 】

Guard A turned pale with shock: "No! Your Majesty is about to be knocked down! Your Majesty, fight back!"

After a while: "Yiyo-yo-yo-yo--"

【Translation: └(///﹃///)┘ah——ah—ah—ah——】

The outcome is clear.

Guard A wiped away his bitter tears, and had no choice but to follow the previous agreement, silently ran to the food stall, and bought clear soup for Guard B as a supper.