Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

After turning over the stone slope and not far away, I suddenly heard the sound of a gust of wind in the grass.

Just as Su Fang identified the direction of the sound source, he saw a stick-shaped thick and long object suddenly rushing straight out.

— That's a sausage.

It looks basically the same as the sausage on the earth, but it is very big and has two thin short legs.

"Hey huh huh huh huh——!" The light brain instantly rose to the height, and jumped straight into the sky without a trace.

In the blink of an eye, the sausage had already rushed in front of Su Fang.When I got closer, I realized that it also had hands. The two small fists were shrinking on both sides of the face like a boxer, ready to go.

Sausage: o(╰dish╯)o

Su Fang: "..."

As a sausage, is it really okay to have such a cynical face... (-_-;)

It was too late to say it, but the sausage jumped up, hooked Su Fang's wrist with both hands, showed two rows of small jagged teeth, and bit down with a "click".

It is not strong, and the bite does not hurt.Even so, it was a little scary to be suddenly attacked by such a strange thing.

Su Fang subconsciously flicked his wrist, the sausage was thrown out, turned a few somersaults on the ground, and disappeared into the grass nest.

Confirming that there is no danger for the time being, the optical brain slowly fell from the sky.If it had hands, it must be stroking its chest in shock right now.

"Oh, oh, I was scared to death. It must have gone back to call my little brother. You should be mentally prepared, a large group of sausages should appear later. —— By the way, is your wrist okay?"

Guangnao's expression is half gloating and half compassionate, thanks to its ability to combine these two expressions seamlessly.

Su Fang nodded to it: "Thank you for abandoning me in such a timely manner."

Guangnao's hairs stood on end by his harmless tone (if it had hairs):

"You have to be considerate of me. I'm really afraid of being bitten by sausages. The ancient sages said, 'Once bitten by intestines, I'm afraid of condoms for ten years'. Even seeing the condoms used by His Majesty in the bedroom, I will get goosebumps pimple."

A large piece of small round bumps stood up on its body surface, which looked like a massage ball.

Su Fang's attention was on another place.He turned to Brodot: "Have you ever used a condom before?"

Brodo was bursting with grief and indignation: "It's not me!"

Guangnao squinted his green eyes: "＾＾Short Oil~ I'm talking about His Majesty the Supreme Emperor, Your Majesty the Empress is so excited hehehehe~"

Brodo turned around and ignored them.It seems that he has made up his mind today to be arrogant to the end.

Fortunately, Mr. Guangnao will never leave Su Fang, and actively make suggestions:

"You can't use guns and bullets to fight these small meat monsters. There are only two ways: either use magic to eliminate the magic power on them; or use physical attacks, which is commonly known as hand-to-hand combat, to fight back Magic. Do you know magic?"

Su Fang pondered: "Do you think I look like a mage?"

Guangnao sincerely: "It's not like. Your painting style is very realistic."

It stole a glance at the still aloof Brodeau, and lowered his voice:

"Your Majesty can use enchanted weapons, magic + heat|weapon|weapon double strike, the effect is great. Unfortunately, I think he just came to watch today. So you work hard and use your fists to deal with those little monsters. .Don't worry, I will fight with you this time.＾＾」

Before it finished speaking, there was a swishing wind in the air, and the three sausages struck.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Guangnao escaped in a very timely manner again, hiding in the sky, shouting in cheers: "Punch! Kick! Kick it! Step on it!"

Although Su Fang is good at sports, being good at sports is not completely equivalent to being able to fight, not to mention that the object of the fight is still a strange thing.With agility and reflexes, he can easily dodge, but it is difficult to counterattack.The casings on the sausages are slippery and will slip away as soon as they are caught in the hands.

The three sausages also found that they also couldn't take advantage of each other.No matter what angle the attack is launched from, it can be dexterously avoided by the opponent.

After being thrown out again, they bounced off and went back to bring more pawns.

At some point, Guangnao floated back to Su Fang's side, flatteringly said: "＾＾As an ordinary human being who has not received special training, your skills are really extraordinary. Don't worry, I think you have mastered the ability to control the enemy." Dao, as long as you practice a little more, you will definitely be able to beat them.”

Su Fang narrowed his eyes slightly, and smiled at it: "Come here."

Guangnao approached him with some vigilance: "Do you... have any orders?"

According to its experience, such a smile from His Majesty's husband is usually nothing good.

Before Su Fang could speak, an earth-shattering voice came from far and near.

Guangnao turned around to look, and his face turned pale with fright—the mighty sausage army was rushing towards them.Traveling so fast, you can already see their slender arms and fangs waving.

The light brain's reaction was extremely fast, and immediately turned on the escape mode: "Hey——"

But this time it couldn't go on "吔吔吔" because it was caught by Su Fang.

Its body is made of elastic soft metal, which can be freely deformed.With both hands, Su Fang stretched it into a long strip.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

It soon discovered that the worst was yet to come—Su Fang waved his arm, and the long strip of light brain flew out in a whirl, turning into a boomerang.

Optical Brain: "Ah~~~!!! qpanq"

All the sausages: "Squeak~~~!!!(╰Д╯)"

Between the ups and downs of the rabbit, Lord Guangnao swept thousands of intestines, and flew back into Su Fang's hand dizzily.

The blow this time was not enough to eliminate the magic power on the monster, and the fallen sausages stood up tenaciously and firmly.

Su Fang quickly moved to another angle, estimating the strength of the shot: "If you do it a few more times, it should be almost the same?"

Optical Brain: "No, I don't want it!!! 〒□〒"

At this moment, Brodot, who had been as quiet as a virgin, suddenly made a move.

I saw a white shadow rising from the ground, and Brodo's figure seemed to disappear in an instant.In the blink of an eye, he had already appeared in another direction.A series of dazzling and eye-catching AOE combos flashed in an instant.

As if the clock struck midnight and the magic lost its effectiveness, the sausage corps rushing towards them suddenly stopped moving and lay down quietly one by one.

Brodot turned and landed calmly, as light as a feather falling on Bo Xin.When the boots stepped on the ground, not even a speck of dust was stirred up.And the look on his face was even more calm, as if the amazing shot just now was just as simple as blowing away the fly ash in the air.

Just like a hero.

If he hadn't shown the next expression, Su Fang's admiration for him might have lasted a little longer——

Brodo: "Pick it up. (╯＾╰)づ"

Su Fang: "...=_=||"

He picked up the nearest sausage and examined it.Its face and limbs were gone, and a faint spherical halo shrouded its body.

Regardless of the previous suspicions, the long optical brain tried to restore its spherical figure, and then floated over to explain: "The halo is a magical barrier, and humans in our country cannot touch it, but it is ineffective for you."

Su Fang poked the sausage, but it didn't respond.No matter how you look at it, it is just an ordinary sausage now, the meat is ruddy and delicious, and it looks delicious.

"Is it dead?" Su Fang asked.

Guangnao giggled.To this question, it seems that a primitive person sees that the electrical appliance is out of power and does not work, so he thinks that the electrical appliance is dead.

"＾＾It's not that they are dead, they can't move. They are not living bodies, so there is no distinction between dead and alive, only the difference between moving and non-moving. If no one picks them up to make soup, after a while the magic When the power is full, they will start to move again. So hurry up and put them into the basket~”

It wasn't until then that Su Fang realized a problem: he didn't bring a collection robot.

Therefore, he can only pick up all the sausages all over the floor.

Brodo must have done it on purpose. orz

That's all, Su Fang secretly counted the number of times he was bitten by sausages, and found that...

That was no more, no less, exactly the number of times he gnawed on Brodot last night.

...This... must have been premeditated...

Brodo's so cold and cold along the way, I'm afraid it's not entirely out of arrogance, but in restraining his emotions, so as not to accidentally turn cute and expose his inner calculations.

Su Fang couldn't help but glanced back at Broduo's handsome figure with fluttering long hair, as if he could hear the little soul in his heart laughing wildly: Hahahaha!You bite my sausage, I'll let the sausage bite you!

...Perhaps Tang people are indeed a simple race, but they must have the potential to have a black belly.

After picking up the sausages in a weird and friendly (?) atmosphere, the two of them prepared to head home.

Brodeau still walked in front coldly, probably to conceal his pride after the successful revenge.

——How long will this guy be arrogant?

Su Fang was about to hold his hand, but saw that the other person's body froze, and suddenly stopped.

"Keep quiet," Brodo said in a low voice, "There are people over there."

His right hand was pressed on the enchanted long sword at his waist, his gaze was as focused as electricity.

Su Fang followed his line of sight, and his face sank.On the hillside a few hundred yards away, there were several square-headed and square-brained robots.

Su Fang was very familiar with that look.All gamers have this image in the game.Due to the long distance, they couldn't see the id above their heads clearly, only a row of glowing words hanging above them, following them as they moved.

It's not hard to understand why Brodeau was so nervous.All games in the universe have ceased operation, and there should be no more players.

What's more, this planet is not marked on the game map, and it is difficult for ordinary players to reach.

No matter what the identities of these uninvited guests are, they are all suspicious characters.

The robots seemed to have spotted them from a distance, and stood still, maybe the players were talking to each other.If you use the team chat mode, outsiders can't hear it.

After a while, several robots quietly disappeared in place - the player went offline.

Brodo's expression didn't soften at all.Su Fang touched his body and found that he was trembling.

"What's wrong with you?" Su Fang turned his shoulders in surprise, and then found that it wasn't Brodot who was trembling, but the scabbard at his waist.

The enchanted long sword "Wandering Blade" uttered bursts of dragon chants, and it vibrated endlessly in its sheath.

Seeing this, the light brain's milk-colored body instantly turned pale green: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty... those players... are they related to the "Soul of Desire"?"

After a while, Brodo breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a calm voice, "I don't know. Let's go back first."