On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

Osamu Dazai's eyes rarely wandered, and he coughed, "...I like you too."

"I know." Qing Huai smiled, "Although the words of dying together in love are terribly scary, but because you said it, Dazai, it's rare to seem like the truth."

"Ok?"

Osamu Dazai would never realize how fast his heart beat when he pinned the young man to the ground.

Qing Huai smiled without saying a word.

——I still have to give my boyfriend some face, as long as he alone knows the cuteness of Dazai-kun's red ears.

"By the way, Goujuan." Only then did Qinghuai realize that there were two people missing from the izakaya, and asked, "Where are Zenyuan and Pangda?" Logically speaking, these three people should have been inseparable friends all the time, even if they were expelled. The curse is usually that three people go out at the same time, so it is a bit strange to leave the dog curly spine alone in the izakaya.

"Salmon." The dog curly spine took out his mobile phone and quickly typed a sentence on the screen——

【They went to the airport to pick up Mr. Wujo and Yujin Yuzhang, but the car couldn't fit them. 】

Osamu Dazai's face became a little ugly after seeing the name of a certain white hair, "Why does that guy linger."

He still remembers the scene where Gojo Satoru molested Qinghuai at the Yuejianshan restaurant. Although it was later confirmed that the intention was not to moleste, Dazai Osamu just found this guy who was half a head taller than him very unpleasant.

"Only Mr. Wutiao and Polygonum cuspidatum?" Qinghuai asked, a little confused.

Goujuanji nodded, and spread his hands to express that he didn't know why he made such an arrangement.

Qinghuai's doubts did not disappear, and a familiar electronic synthesis sound suddenly sounded in his mind——

"Number 25987, good morning."

Osamu Dazai noticed the tense nerves of the young man beside him, and subconsciously comforted him.

Qinghuai shook her head to indicate that she was fine, and listened carefully with her eyebrows raised.

"Due to frequent dimensional changes recently and more disasters in various dimensions, 9999 systems in the entire alliance worked overtime to barely repair the alliance firewall. In this short period of time, two-way communication cannot be maintained for the time being. I'm sorry."

The system first apologized to Qinghuai, and then started to talk about business, "The Guardian Alliance has read the task completion status of all the Guardians for the past three months. Congratulations, 25987, your progress has surpassed Dimension 99.99. The guardian of %, temporarily ranked first. Congratulations!"

The system said two congratulations in a row, and played the sound of firecrackers directly in Qinghuai's mind.

Qinghuai directly interrupted the system's BGM, and asked the doubts that had troubled him for a long time, "Wait, let me ask a question first, what is the egg that appeared in Yokohama? The kind that has the same origin as mantras and abilities but Does the different energy come from the world of this dimension?"

"Don't worry, this is what we're going to talk about next." The system said, "The Alliance has read all your work reports, and your guess about BZB-01 is basically correct—the full name of BZB-01 is Dangerous Beelzebub-01." Species, the name comes from Beelzebub, the Lord of the Flies who represents gluttony in hell, which is what you call "moth". "

"BZB-01 was originally a kind of pest in the dimensional hunting ground. It eats energy for a living. According to different growth stages, its form can be divided into: larval egg state, adult state, pupal state, incomplete moth state and complete moth state. state. BZB-01 is a mutated Lepidoptera insect that is different from any other creature in the hunting ground, and has a very strong reproductive ability, and its reproduction method is self-reproduction."

"The larval egg state of BZB-01 is the "worm egg" you wrote in your report, and its shape is pink and translucent granular. BZB-01 will lay its larval eggs in the flower buds. When the eggs grow, they will emit a strange fragrance to attract herbivores to approach, and then parasitize on the biological mucosa and penetrate into the body to obtain further nutrition.In addition, the fragrance emitted by insect eggs can also cause abnormal secretion of biological pituitary hormones, showing mental sensitivity, irritability, and exhaustion—this is what we often call a surge of negative emotions. "

"When this kind of negative emotion erupts in the human body, it will cause unexpected negative effects, forcing humans to take extreme actions that harm themselves or others." The system said, "But this is only the first stage of expression."

"After half a month of parasitism, BZB-01 will gradually hatch and evolve into an adult in the parasitic organism. At this time, it will start to eat everything that can be eaten in the organism, and release toxins, assimilate the organism, and gradually achieve behavior control. The purpose—similar to the concept of controlling zombie ants by fungi on Earth—is that the adult BZB-01 will grow infinitely within the parasite until it eats up the entire creature until only a piece of skin and a brain remain.”

"The imago state lasts up to one month, and then the imago state will enter a dormant period, using the biological shell as a cocoon shell to become a pupa state. The pupa state is short and only lasts for two days. During this period, the original body's biological consciousness is completely independent, but Two days later, it will usher in the final death—breaking the cocoon, becoming an incomplete moth, and devouring the last biological brain. Due to the characteristics of BZB-01 self-reproduction, the process of breaking the cocoon is often accompanied by laying eggs—”

"In the cocoon-breaking stage, the appearance of the parasitic organisms will be extremely beautified or strengthened, showing courtship characteristics, thereby attracting creatures from the same group to approach. Therefore, once BZB-01 succeeds in breaking the cocoon, the entire nearby biological group will be in a short period of time. All the eggs produced within five hours were parasitic."

"At this time, the initial incomplete moth state will continue to assimilate the organism, completely break out of the shell, and grow into a complete moth state. The complete moth state BZB-01 has no ability to lay eggs, but it is also the most harmful stage."

"BZB-01 at this stage has almost no weaknesses. Their volume will expand rapidly in an exponential explosion shape, and there will be accompanying characteristics such as hardening of the shell and growth of sharp teeth. The wings will also be discarded and fall off due to their excessive size. According to relevant calculations, The largest existing BZB-01 reaches 950 feet, weighs about 200 tons, and is extremely destructive, enough to destroy a Pentagon in an instant."

"But the most dangerous thing is not this, but their gluttonous nature - BZB-01 likes to devour all energy-rich things, and among them they especially love - the dimensional wall."

Qinghuai: ...Although the system is serious and solemn, why is this sentence full of joy?

The system didn't notice Qinghuai's slander, and continued, "We can compare the collection of all dimensional worlds to a borderless onion skin. Each dimensional world is an independent cell, isolated from each other, They do not invade each other. BZB-01 is a pest that eats up the cell wall, and it is obvious that once the cell wall is destroyed and the nucleus is exposed to the eyes of the king of flies, the entire cell will be completely necrotic."

"If it's a dimensional world, once the dimensional wall is devoured by a small mouth, then creatures, technologies, and races of different dimensions will come and go without boundaries, causing dimensional chaos—for example, high-latitude dimensions fight against low-latitude dimensions, and supernatural dimensions damage ordinary people. Dimension—once the onion skin, which is a collection of dimensional worlds, dies, all worlds will collapse.”

"Just four months ago, the Guardian Alliance received news that something similar to "worm eggs" appeared in many dimensions. Ordinary humans cannot see or touch, but their emotions will be affected by it. "The system said, "At the same time, the alliance firewall was invaded, BZB-01 escaped from the dimensional hunting ground, and sent its larval egg state to different dimensional worlds by eating away at the dimensional wall, causing panic of varying degrees. "

"What is worrying is that after entering different worlds, the "worm eggs" have differentiated different abilities according to the climate and environment, which is extremely harmful. "The system became serious, "The Alliance checked all the worlds and made a shocking discovery—"

"25987, your response to BZB-01 was the one with the least casualties and the fastest handling in all dimensions, temporarily ranking first among the guardians." The system announced, "Therefore, the alliance has decided to appoint you as a knight Commander, I request you to set off immediately and go to the alliance headquarters to hold a meeting of the knights of the round table to find the best way to hunt down BZB-01 in all dimensions."

"Chief knight?" Qing Huai has only seen such things in movies, "What are the knights?" Has won the first honorary title in other places.

"There are a total of 12 knights, including the top scientists of the dimension, knights, ninjas, etc... Oh, yes, your favorite Iron Man is also on the list-but he seems to be living a prosperous life in this world, Busy with making money, rarely attend conventions."

"Say it again?" Qinghuai suddenly felt a sense of illusion, "Who? Isn't that just a cartoon character?"

The system smiled contemptuously, "What's the matter, the universe has infinite possibilities, and the world you live in may be just a two-dimensional work in a certain dimension."

"..." Qing Huai accepted the statement, and hesitated, "But, am I the only chef there?"

"Do not."

As soon as Qing Huai breathed a sigh of relief, the system said, "There is another person who is engaged in catering in the interstellar world. The head chef of the imperial royal family has restaurant chains all over the universe."

"..."

Qinghuai: OK, I understand. I am the poorest and weakest and the captain of the airborne knights. I think the alliance is afraid that I will not die.

Osamu Dazai stood aside, watching Qinghuai dumbfounded for more than ten minutes, raised his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, but did not respond.

He stretched out his evil hand to the earlobe of the young man.

Qinghuai patted Dazai Osamu's troublesome hand, and finally recovered from the intracranial conversation.

"Tsk, I thought you were so handsome that I lost your ability to speak." The man said awkwardly.

The young man was still worried about whether his Airborne Knight Commander would be excluded, and was thinking of a domineering opening method, when he was suddenly attracted by Dazai's crazy words.

"—You say it again?" Qing Huai's eyes lit up.

"?" Osamu Dazai hesitated to repeat, "...I thought you were so handsome that I lost your ability to speak?"

The young man's face was full of joy, and he held the man's face and kissed it, "That's it, you're awesome!"

What you want is this invisible sense of pretense, which can be used to respond to all changes without change, and can scare people out of their original shape from 30 meters away, begging you to shut up with a wail.

When the time comes, he will bring Dazai Zhi with him, and others will definitely stay away from him and dare not approach him, it's wonderful!

Osamu Dazai touched the place where he was kissed on his face:?

He suddenly realized: So the boss likes this kind of feeling!