On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

"So," Dazai Osamu was upset, "why does this guy follow?"

Baimao Sunglasses grinned, "The boss kindly invited me, how could I have the nerve to refuse?"

"Tsk." Osamu Dazai sneered, grabbed Qing Huai's shoulders, moved him to his side, and held the young man's hand in a particularly swearing-in sovereign way.

Qinghuai: ...

Although the elementary school students quarreled late, they arrived.

The greatest compliment to a person's personality may be "to get along with anyone", Osamu Dazai is just the opposite, his most powerful may be "as long as he wants, he can quarrel with any species within 3 minutes".

And when the beating Dazai and the unreliable teacher get together, the effect is double.

"Huh." Wutiaowu's middle finger pulled the sunglasses under the bridge of the nose, and raised his eyebrows, "You are really together, and the progress is so much faster than I imagined—boss, don't be fooled by him, I paid back the last time I came here. I saw him looking for a girl to contact her..."

"Bai Mao, don't slander people—"

"Okay, don't quarrel." Qing Huai quickly covered Dazai Osamu's eager mouth, "Let's go in quickly."

Before he finished speaking, he froze suddenly, and something moist and warm passed between his palms.

Qing Huai stared at Osamu Dazai with wide eyes. This guy was so thick-skinned that nothing happened, and he even kissed him on the corner of his lips.

"Woohoo." Gojo Gojo put his hands on his eyes, his fingers were wide enough to get a mouse in, "The youth of young people is really full of vitality."

"Let's go!" Qing Huai became furious and put her hand on the toilet doorknob.

This was originally the entrance to the Dimensional Hunting Ground, known as the "Any Door".According to the method the system said, Qing Huai twisted it three times clockwise, four times counterclockwise, and then pressed down hard——

Following Qinghuai's strength, the wooden door opened suddenly, and the young man's center of gravity lost his balance in an instant, and he fell into a dazzling light.

The two followed closely behind and walked in.

"Welcome to platform 2 times root number 3. Here are your tickets. Please board the train according to the train number and take your seat. Thank you for your cooperation and see you next time!"

As soon as Qing Huai opened his eyes, someone stuffed a card in his arms. The person who gave him the things was wearing a black and gold flight attendant uniform, and seemed very busy. The cart full of snacks left quickly.

This should be what the system called the waiting platform. There was no one on the platform, except for the flight attendant who gave him the card just now. In the distance, there was only an old man sitting on a bench reading a newspaper.

Qinghuai was full of doubts, and looked down at the card in his hand. The card was completely black, with a pattern of golden roses on it, which was the same as his guardian key.

--what is this?

"This is a universal ticket leading to the Alliance headquarters." The synthetic electronic voice explained in his mind, "There is your bus information on the back."

Qing Huai turned over the card, and sure enough, the words on the back were printed in golden embossed fonts——

User: Guardian 25987

Residence: High Dimension No. 0202/Earth in the Solar System/No. 21, Qiufeng Street, Yokohama, Japan

Itinerary: 2 times root number 3 platforms (starting station)——Guardian Alliance Headquarters (terminal station)

Train number: No.01A

Departure time: all day

Entourage: 2 Earth adult males (verified: allowed to pass)

"2 times the square root and 3 platforms?" Qing Huai's heart skipped a beat, feeling a sense of déjà vu.

"This is the name changed because our previous leader of the alliance was obsessed with an Earth series novel." The system explained.

Qinghuai: "Oh, I understand."

"Boss, the system you mentioned is just for us to have a meeting?" Dazai Osamu leaned lazily on Qinghuai, "What is this?"

"I have to go to the alliance headquarters to sign in first, and we have a meeting tomorrow." Qing Huai put the card in his pocket, and answered Osamu Dazai's last question, "It's a train ticket. We need to find the No.01A train. Let's go and see first."

"Wow." Gojo Satoru dragged a 20-inch suitcase out of nowhere, took off the sunglasses with one hand and put it in his coat pocket, "It's great, there is no curse, even the air is bright!"

Qinghuai glanced at his pineapple head flower shirt, first he was taken aback by the glittering golden aura, and then decided that his decision to go out with two kings was a brilliant idea, and his aura would definitely kill all the knights in a flash.

After all, this white hair is still known as the strongest, so it shouldn't be a problem to be a free bodyguard.

"Bright colors." Gojo Satoru stroked his forehead hair and sighed.It's been a long time since he's felt at home without sunglasses and an eye patch.

"Because there is always darkness in front of you, so your heart is particularly dark?" Osamu Dazai smiled, "I can understand, after all, dogs usually only see black and white—"

"I'm older than you anyway, Dazai." Gojo Satoru sneered back, "You still have to use respect for your figure when you speak."

"Tch, Oji-san." Osamu Dazai covered Qing Huai's eyes and made him turn around directly, blocking Gojo Satoru from his boyfriend's sight.

Qinghuai: ...

Gojo Satoru provocatively said, "Sure enough, you are still bitter about the fact that I molested the boss."

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, "Finally admitted that he was molesting? The white-haired four-eyed man?"

"It's rude."

"When you learn not to pay too much attention to other people's boyfriends, I will be polite."

"The boss is very cute, can I lose a piece of meat if I look at it?"

"Boss won't lose meat," Dazai Osamu reached into the inside of the windbreaker, "Whether your glass balls that get in the way will be blown off by me is another matter."

"Both of you, stop." Qing Huai grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand that was trying to pull out Burleigh/Ta, "The car is coming."

At least the previous president of the alliance was not so crazy that he was completely addicted to the novel. What came was a train suspended on the track, not a red iron-skinned charcoal steam car. , converging into a golden rose at the front of the car, and the car number: No.01A is printed on the front.

When Qing Huai stepped in, the entire carriage was empty, without a single person, as if the entire carriage was here to pick him up.

The carriage is very spacious and clean. The overall color is mainly white. There are two seats side by side, and there are two rows on the left and right. There are five rows in total. The distance between each row is enough for people to lay down the seats and sleep.

The seats are large and comfortable. What’s considerate is that each seat has an independent blackout curtain, and there are also snacks and drinks such as chocolate candies, which is very similar to the first-class seat in the cabin.

Qinghuai said to the system in her heart: "You guys are treated very well."

"It's the treatment of the knight commander." The system said, "The No.01A train is specially used to pick up and drop off the important members of the alliance, and it basically does not leave. Ordinary knights are picked up by the No.01B train. There are no sofa massage seats, blackout curtains, and snacks and drinks. The trains do not depart all day, and you need to queue up at the ticket gate before you can get a seat."

"...Then I'm pretty good?" Qinghuai's tone was full of uncertainty.

"That's not the case." The system is merciless, "Your combat power ranks 99th in the whole dimension, and you can't even enter the top [-] combat power rankings. The alliance appointed you as the knight commander because of your crisis handling ability-in other words, The casualties, losses, and adverse effects you caused were minimal, which is in line with the basic principles of our Guardian Alliance to maintain world peace."

"Eh?"

"For example, your idol destroyed a small town in eastern Ohio when dealing with BZB-01. Although the crowd was evacuated in advance, it caused as much as 15 billion dollars in damage. It was also mistaken for secretly conducting nuclear tests, which almost triggered an international problems, with extremely bad negative social impacts."

"Another example is the head chef of the interstellar royal family who just blew up a Zerg planet yesterday. Now he has a sky-high reward on his head, and someone poisons his breath. Now he has been strictly protected by the alliance. It is estimated that he will have to stay in the past three years. The headquarters dare not go back."

——Then my first place sounds quite well-deserved.

Just when Qinghuai was proud, the train started.

Osamu Dazai and Qinghuai sat together, Gojo Satoru put down his suitcase and left the compartment to find a dining car selling specialties.

He euphemistically called——

"If you want to know a place, you have to start with the dim sum at the train station!"

Dazai rolled his eyes silently.

Qinghuai tossed and turned in bed last night and didn't sleep well all night. After getting in the car, she gradually became sleepy and fell asleep unconsciously.

When I woke up, the train seemed to have entered the center of the alliance. The windows were full of scenes that would only appear in sci-fi movies. There were neon lights everywhere. Occasionally, one or two manned aircraft flew in the sky. There are many high-rise buildings in the city, and the exterior of the building is a whole piece of one-way tempered glass, and a series of dizzying program instructions are placed on it.

"Welcome to Alliance Headquarters."

With the sound of the system, the train crossed into a huge building and stopped slowly.

Qinghuai woke up from the daze, and found that she was actually leaning on Dazai Osamu's shoulder——

But the two seats are so spacious, even if he sleeps and rolls around, he can't touch each other!

Osamu Dazai shrugged and smiled, "Qinghuai is really clingy, she sleeps on me."

Qinghuai kindly did not dismiss her boyfriend's face.

The three packed their things and got out of the car.

Gojo Satoru had jam bread in his mouth, his sunglasses were pushed up on his forehead, and he wore a pineapple flower shirt, looking like an otaku on vacation in Okinawa.

"Hurry up boss, let's find out if there are any delicious restaurants nearby."

Those azure blue eyes scanned the surrounding environment, and gave a suspicious "Huh".

Osamu Dazai half-armed Qinghuai, covering his ears to prevent him from listening to the nonsense of the white-haired giraffe opposite him, and secretly touching his side face.

"Wait, let me go first, Dazai." Qing Huai blushed, not paying attention to Gojo Satoru's strange behavior.

boom!Boom!

In an instant, a gunshot exploded in the ear, hitting the car body behind him, opening a spider web crack, and sinking the metal shell.

Qinghuai looked up suddenly, and saw a giant purple guy, dragging a 99-hole shotgun in his hand, facing the three of them.

The trigger clicked lightly.

Click.