On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

dizzy.

The warm touch sticks to the corners of the lips all the time, just like the honey that I ate secretly when I was a child, and it can't be wiped off from the mouth. As a result, the whole afternoon of playing is sweet in the mouth, and the breath has the aroma of honey.

Qing Huai was sure that not only did she not dodge just now, but she also subtly pushed her past - as if she was asking for a kiss.

This realization made him blush instantly, and he wanted to rub his face, but found that his hand was still in the opponent's palm.

Qing Huai thought dully, I seem to be bent?

Still bent indistinctly.

The girls who appeared in the dream in the past 20 years instantly changed into Osamu Dazai's handsome face, no matter how hard Qinghuai struggled, he couldn't go back, it was more brainwashing than the country dance music that he accidentally heard on the eve of the examination room, man The face, voice, and smell flashed circularly in his brain, making him demented.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Qinghuai's absent-minded look, took his hand and put it in his pocket.

The young man hugged him cutely, and it took a long time before he gradually relaxed.

"...It's so hot." He complained softly.

In fact, the bright sun in April is enough to make people sweat a little. This kind of romantic way is really out of date, but neither of them waved their hands.

They had to wait [-] stops from the subway station on Citi Street to the izakaya, Qinghuai was in a daze all the time, his mind was full of the unpredictable intimacy just now.

——Dazai, isn’t he really kidding me?

Recently, the man has made frequent ambiguous little moves, even a fool can perceive his thoughts, but his reputation is too low, and the image of playing with people's hearts has been deeply ingrained in Qinghuai's eyes.

They held hands all the way, their sides pressed tightly together.

In this atmosphere, Qinghuai thanked Osamu Dazai for not saying that kind of rotten love speech again, lightly sniffing the scent of lemon soap beside him, and walked forward quietly.

The izakaya is very close to the subway entrance, and the three-story building can be seen from a distance. The flowers in the flower bed outside the building are also blooming. They are not expensive species, but a few wild flowers that cannot be named are thriving and stretching their petals.

For the first time, Qinghuai felt that the road was so short that it was so short that it was so short. At this time, he couldn't remember the situation when he was shopping for vegetables before, carrying big bags and complaining about the 10-minute walk from the izakaya to the subway station. .

Osamu Dazai opened the door first, and the wind chime rang softly.

He turned over the suspended wooden sign and had to let go of the young man.

Qing Huai stood there and paused, grabbed the man's cuff, "... kiss again."

"Now?" Osamu Dazai's eyes flickered with astonishment, but then he moved his head closer.

The slightly curly black hair scratched the bridge of the young man's nose, and he first noticed that the other's hand was on his waist, and the thumb on the other side was rubbing against the corner of his lips, where it was touched this afternoon.

Qing Huai pursed his lips tightly, his heart beating uncontrollably, it wasn't a hare digging a hole, it was a decoration team from the construction site crammed into his chest, it was crackling, it was a mess.

The lips are soft and touching, and the intertwined heat bakes people into a ball of floating steam, from dry to wet, and then turns into a pot of bubbling strawberry jam.

The strange touch is wanton between the lips and teeth, tossing and turning, trying to squeeze out the flower juice from the budding rose.

The young man's slender and thick eyelashes fluttered non-stop, and he was too nervous.

--so cute.

Osamu Dazai saw all the youthful performances of the other party, and couldn't help deepening the kiss.

"Cough, that..."

The sudden sound was like thunder on the ground, Qing Huai subconsciously grabbed the man's collar and turned his head to look over.

Fat Da scratched his round head, very embarrassed, "Boss, Mr. Dazai, are you back?"

Standing together were students from the Zen Academy who had erratic eyes and didn't know where to look, and students from the Goujuan who pulled the neckline to the bridge of their noses.

Qinghuai: ...

Now he quickly recalled whether he had said anything he shouldn't have said when he entered the door just now——

【Kiss again】.

——Damn it, how could I have said such crap like a gas tank!Can they believe me now that I am possessed by a devil or possessed by a curse?

Osamu Dazai smiled lowly, and greeted the three of them naturally, "Good afternoon, classmates." He was not surprised at all. In fact, he saw the fat and huge body by the bar from the moment he entered the door.

Qing Huai's dark peach blossom eyes widened, as if to say - why didn't you tell me they were in the front hall?

Dazai smiled deliberately, "Boss, you know, I can't refuse you—let alone such a tempting request."

Qinghuai: "Shut up."

The corners of his eyes and even his cheeks were flushed, his slanted peach eyes looked more vivid, and his originally light lips became more colorful. Dazai Zhi's Adam's apple moved slightly, and he looked away silently.

"Get ready for business..." Qinghuai managed to hold back a sentence, and hid in the back kitchen under the curious eyes of the three minors.

The time at work passed quickly, and as soon as he started cooking, Osamu Dazai appeared less frequently in his mind.However, I accidentally turned the three portions of tomato and shrimp slippery ordered by the customer into tomato and crab meat, and finally fed them all to Osamu Dazai.

That night Qing Huai had a nightmare.

Dreaming that he was at a high school art performance, he was sitting under the stage watching beautiful girls dancing in short skirts, when suddenly someone beside him covered his eyes and told him not to watch.

He turned his head to the side, it was Osamu Dazai, the man held his hand, interlocked his fingers, and said that I will perform next, I will act whatever Qing Huai-jun wants to see, but you can only watch me alone.

In a blink of an eye, Osamu Dazai was standing on the stage. He was wearing a geisha kimono, a bright red peony pinned to the end of his hair, and his face was so pink and white that it looked funny and weird.The students and teachers in the entire venue disappeared out of thin air, only the golden follow-up lights hit Osamu Dazai and him.

Qing Huai squinted under the glare of the light, only to see that the dancing fan in the man's hand had turned into a magazine with a strange style of painting.

Osamu Dazai turned over a mosaic and excitedly shouted to the young man, "Boss, let's do this!"

The pink "meat-eating boyfriend and his kitten" printed on the paper came into view, and the next second, Qing Huai was overturned by a mass of bandages, wrapped all over her body, Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes It emerged from the gap and laughed viciously.

"Mr. Qinghuai, if you meow like a cat, I will let you go."

The bandage slipped to the young man's waist, he explored downwards, and let out a soft moan.

He bit his lower lip, with tears in his eyes, "... Meow."

A golden light flashed in front of Qing Huai's eyes, and he woke up instantly.

The morning sun hit his cheeks directly, and there was a halo of white flowers in front of his eyes, and a small furry orange head rubbed against his chin.

Wangcai stepped on the chest of the cheap master, and tilted his head in doubt, "Meow?"

Qinghuai sat up, kicked off the quilt that was entangled with her body, and sucked the kitten in her arms.

etc--

He froze all over, immediately put down the cat and rolled into the bathroom.

Wangcai didn't understand why this two-legged beast could resist the attack of his cute pet. He raised his legs and started scratching the bathroom door. With his sensitive cat ears moving, he heard the sound of water dripping inside.

——Cat’s second doubt: Why does the stupid Twolegs like to take a bath so much?

However, its small brain capacity does not allow it to think about such profound issues. After realizing that the humans in the bathroom ignored it, it stretched lazily, raised its tail, and slipped out through the crack of the door, preparing to Go to the back kitchen to find something to eat.

"Boom".

Just as the little orange head poked out the door, it hit a pillar.

Osamu Dazai squatted down, picked up the rampant Wangzai, and scratched its chin amidst the cat's whining.

"Tsk, little thing, what is your master doing?"

"Meow~"

Qing Huai's body was covered with moisture, and before drying her hair, she bent over to wash her underwear in front of the sink, and then hung it expressionlessly on the bathroom vent.

As soon as he opened the door, he ran into the man's arms.

Osamu Dazai was amused, "Sure enough, pets and their owners will become more and more similar after staying together for a long time."

Qinghuai:?

Osamu Dazai didn't explain, he lowered his head and kissed him on the lips, and said with a smile, "Good morning kiss."

Qing Huai recalled the nightmare of the bandage last night, in order to maintain his masculine dignity, he grabbed Osamu Dazai by the neckline and bit it again.

It really bites - always forgive the fact that a grown male who has been single for 20 years is a bad kisser.

Osamu Dazai inserted his palm into the young man's black hair, and rubbed it gently between the hair strands, just like treating a naughty kitten.

He tasted peppermint toothpaste and blood on the tip of his tongue, his lips were torn, but he didn't want to leave.

The tenderness in the early morning always makes people's blood boil, and the two stood still for a while before pushing the door out, just in time to meet the dog Juanji who came up to find the boss.

The silver-haired boy keenly noticed that the faces of the boss and Mr. Dazai were much rosier than usual, especially Mr. Dazai, whose lower lip was soaked with blood.

The three looked at each other in silence.

Dog Rolling Thorn: "... Kelp?"

"Good morning, Goujuan." Qinghuai coughed lightly, strong and calm, "What's the matter?"

"tuna."

The dog curled up to remind the boss that someone from the Armed Detective Agency came to deliver a file bag.

Qing Huai went downstairs, opened the file bag and flipped through it, which recorded all the causes and consequences of the Citi Street murder case.

The first document comes from the Yokohama Police Department.

The Yokohama Police Department's investigation results have been announced. The murderer is Nana, a wandering girl from Luoyingju. She is the first friend Inoue Komatsu met after coming to Yokohama, and the relationship is very close.In order to retaliate against Watanabe Natsuyuki's repeated harassment and threats to her friend Inoue, Nana followed Watanabe Natsuyuki to North Street on the evening of March 3, and waited until around 19:1 in the morning, taking advantage of Watanabe Natsuyuki's unpreparedness. , stabbing his abdomen with the Nodachi performed by Oiran Road, causing him to lose blood and die.

The second document came from the Ability Secret Service Division.

The top-secret pattern was printed on the header of the document, and I don't know how the detective agency got it out.

The document is about the investigation of the oiran Lili. They tested Lili's body and found the DNA of an arthropod Lepidoptera, which was similar to the "moth" guessed by Qinghuai.The remnants of the "eggs" on the moth feathers also have similar appearance characteristics to the foreign body in Natsuyuki Watanabe's vas deferens, but because the laboratory machine could not identify it, the investigation was suspended.

The third document is the investigation of the detective agency.

They believe that the parasitism of "worm eggs" will lead to the alienation of the human body, showing the performance of Lily being completely eaten in the later stage, and the alienated human body will tend to be "moth". This change is not a spell or a supernatural power, but the entire physiological structure Therefore, the Ability Secret Service was able to detect non-human proteins in Lily's body.

Osamu Dazai knew that Qinghuai had great obstacles in reading Japanese, let alone these three documents full of terminology, so he explained to him while reading.

"'In addition, sakura pollen with a sensual effect was detected in the air at the scene. The source is unknown. For the time being, it is speculated that it is also caused by "moths". ..." Osamu Dazai frowned slightly after reading this sentence.

"I'm not delusional." Qinghuai said suddenly, he pursed his lips, and stared at Osamu Dazai seriously, "Even if he was affected, straight men would not have the illusion of being attracted to men—so the attraction at that time really existed .”

He was keenly aware of the man's uneasiness just now. No matter how confident he was, he would still worry about gains and losses when he met someone he liked.

The young man paused, "I like you, Dazai."