How to break the author's bad taste

27. After the movie came the Ferris wheel

27. After the movie came the Ferris wheel

When the two came to the ticket office, the people in the line left early witty, and wandered around the two of them as if nothing had happened, pretending to be choosing a movie. (…)

"Two copies of "Resident Evil", um, the seat in the middle." Zhong Xicheng said.

resident Evil? !Yohohohoho~ I understand a little bit~ One of the types that couples must watch when they go to the cinema~︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿

The sharp-eared onlookers laughed especially meaningfully, and then quickly lined up to buy movie tickets for "Resident Evil".How could such a good onlooker opportunity not be seized? o( ̄▽ ̄)d

Seeing the crowd rushing forward to buy tickets suddenly, Bai Lianhua looked at the ticket in his hand strangely, and said, "Strange! Why are there so many people buying tickets if it's not a new version? Could it be that this issue is particularly good-looking?" ?!"

Zhong Xicheng tried his best to suppress the mosaics that were growing rapidly in his heart and was about to overflow. He didn't listen to Bai Lianhua's words carefully at all, and smiled without paying much attention, and said, "Maybe, then we have to thank them for rushing up before they came. Otherwise, we might not have our tickets. Would you like something to eat? The movie is not short."

A die-hard look of "my wife and adults are supreme".

"If you don't have a ticket, you don't have a ticket. Just replace it with a muddy ghost movie." Bai Lianhua didn't care about the ticket issue, and was immediately distracted by Zhong Xicheng's question. His eyes lit up, and he reported excitedly The "dish name": "tomato-flavored potato chips, freshly squeezed orange juice, Dove chocolate, if not, Jindi is also fine, fried chicken legs with more spicy peppers, boiled corn, marinated dried tofu, yellow peach jelly , white rabbit toffee, half plum, beef jerky, um, that’s about it!”

"Turn left about 50 meters from the door and there is a chain supermarket. If you can't find anything, ask the ugly staff!" He said with a sharp eye.

"All right. You wait for me here, don't wander around." Even though he was secretly taken aback by his wife's order, Zhong Xicheng took the order without hesitation, and did not forget to show his thoughtfulness and tenderness .

Although I was a little surprised at my wife's understanding of the nearby supermarkets and appetite, but in a blink of an eye, it turned into the following thought: No wonder I can make money so much, so I am destined to have a wife who can spend! O(∩_∩)Ohaha~ My wife is so smart, I don’t have to worry about him being hungry if he can’t find a place to eat in the future! o( ̄▽ ̄)d

Also, the little temper that even the staff are wary of is so cute! o(*////▽////*)q

In other words, why does the behavior of guarding against the staff look familiar?

Zhong Xicheng's work was still very fast, and soon after everyone bought the tickets, he came back with big bags and small bags.

After a while, the movie started.

After being seated, Bai Lianhua started to eat fried chicken. In the pitch-black projection hall, everyone's faces were reflected pale and pale. Coupled with the horrible background sound and the bloody and horrifying scenes, many people couldn't bear it at first. I couldn't help screaming in a low voice.

The people who originally wanted to watch the basic situation suddenly lost their morale, and many people were led into the ditch. ┑( ̄Д ̄)┍

When Zhong Xicheng heard the exclamation, he looked at Bai Lianhua excitedly, only to find that Xiaobai didn't look at the screen at all, and concentrated on eating the chicken leg. (…)

For foodies, eating is a sacrosanct thing!How can you be easily distracted!

"..."

Zhong Xicheng could only look at his wife silently, turned his face and stared at the screen in a daze, hoping that his wife would look at the screen quickly, and then screamed that Xiao Niao Yi Ren Yi would come into his arms! (*/ω╲*)

In Zhong Xicheng's imagination, the story develops like this.

A horrifying and bloody scene flickered on the big screen. My wife exclaimed, and threw herself into her arms tremblingly. Then she could gently touch his back, comfort him, and kiss him lightly on the forehead. My wife would With tears in her eyes, she raised her face and said affectionately, "I knew you were the best, husband!" As she spoke, she slowly leaned forward and kissed her.

o (* //// ▽ //// *) q

"..." After Bai Lianhua finished eating a small half of his ration, he raised his head and saw Zhong Xicheng smiling naively, he almost put a stupid word on his face, and his handsome face was blinded in vain.

Bai Lianhua looked at the big screen following Zhong Xicheng's gaze, and saw an ugly male zombie on the screen brutally tore up the corpse and devoured it hungrily, it could be said that he was gobbling: "..."

"You have such a strong taste! You can smile like that with that face!" Bai Lianhua looked at Zhong Xicheng with disgust.

"Eh?! No, wife! You have misunderstood!" Zhong Xicheng reacted from the yy, and called out the name he had in mind for Bai Lianhua in a moment of impatience.

"Huh? What did you call me?" Feeling as if he heard something strange, Bai Lianhua raised the corners of his mouth, smiling extraordinarily charmingly, and his voice was unbelievably gentle.

But my wife, your background is full of black air, okay? ! Σ(°△°|||)︴

Zhong Xicheng chuckled and said haha: "No, it's nothing, I said the movie you picked is really good."

"Oh. That's right, you don't even know who picked it?" Bai Lianhua snorted with a terrified face.

"..."

As the saying goes, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.

No matter how beautiful the scene in Zhong Xicheng's imagination, the reality is merciless. One step up and one hand open is 150 nine big mouths!

The reality is this.

Horrible images appeared more and more frequently on the big screen, and the screams in the auditorium became more frequent and high-decibel. With his 5.0 eyesight, Zhong Xicheng ensured that he was absolutely right that there were at least four couples in front of him. You Lennon Me Lennon!Zhong Xicheng watched enviously, and suddenly heard another creepy sound amidst the screams and the background sound of the movie.

"Kachacha..." Like grandma wolf chewing on a bone.

"..." Zhong Xicheng turned around and saw his wife started fighting with a bag of potato chips after resting for a while, watching the movie with relish and chewing potato chips, with a bulging face like a hamster.

Although it ruins the atmosphere, it is so cute o(*////▽////*)q

——The bell dog who is still cute even if he is very heartbroken

Zhong Xicheng, who considers himself a very patient hunter, finally waited until Bai Lianhua was concentrating on watching the movie, and decided, "If the mountain doesn't come, it's me, I'll go to the mountain." a chapter.

"..."

...What is this cold touch on the lips?

Zhong Xicheng's eyes widened, and he bent down to retch.I'm so fucking crazy!Where did this thing come from! ?

On Bai Lianhua's shoulder, the Jackson chameleon squatted steadily, staring at him with two bright eyes: "..."

"..." I actually saw contempt in the eyes of a chameleon. This must be the result of my brain opening too much, right?

Received the latest "following report" photo, seeing Zhong Xicheng's shriveled appearance after kissing him in the photo, Bai Yue sneered, and mocked from a distance: "It's really useless!"

The old butler felt the sudden rise in temperature, and the villain in his heart was unable to cover his face: You are enough, young master!Obviously very happy! -_-|||And don't forget the days when you were deflated in front of poop! (‘‘)~→

Yes, Jackson the Chameleon Poo has a well-known nickname in the Bai family - "Atmosphere Killer God Makes Up the Sword"!

Make up for the knife with poop, there is nothing wrong with it!Quality assurance, you deserve it! o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o

"Hahaha... Poop, you are so cute!" Bai Lianhua turned her head and saw her favorite cute pet and Zhong Xicheng staring at each other. With one sip, Zhong Xicheng's eyes turned red.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy? Huh!" Then he gave Zhong Xicheng a big roll of his eyes with serious discrimination.

Zhong Xicheng wittily put on an expression of aggrieved immediately.

"Stop pretending to be wronged by me! Do you think I don't know that you are uneasy and kind in bringing me here?" Bai Lianhua looked at Zhong Xicheng with contempt.

Zhong Xicheng looked at his wife with an upright and innocent face: "I don't have one..."

Bai Lianhua snorted and said, "Look to your right."

On the right is a couple hugging and kissing fiercely.

"Look behind you again."

The pair in the back are relatively small and fresh, and they are hugging and chewing hard together.

"What else do you want to say?"

"..." Zhong Xicheng said distressedly: "Xiaohua, your painting style is not right! You were so cute and cute when you first appeared on the Internet..."

Bai Lianhua snorted, cast a sidelong glance at Zhong Xicheng, and said, "Isn't the style of painting just for changing? Besides, when you were online, the mosaic in your mind wasn't as limitless as it is now? Are you sorry?" Is it right? Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps, do you have the nerve?"

"Are you sorry?"

Zhong Xicheng said, "I'm sorry."

"Pick up your soap!"

In the end, until the end of the movie, Zhong Xicheng did not succeed in sneak attacking.

Shen Bu Dao (also known as the Protector of Chastity) laughed silently.

After lunch and afternoon tea, Bai Lianhua stood next to a certain iconic playground in the playground, with black lines all over his forehead.

"You don't really believe that 'kissing at the top of the Ferris wheel will last forever' statement do you?"

"Don't you think it's beautiful?" Zhong Xicheng's eyes lit up, looking at his wife expectantly.

"do not think so."

Zhong Xicheng became more frustrated and courageous, grabbed Bai Lianhua's little hand, looked at Bai Lianhua with a look of affection, and said affectionately: "Xiaohua, although I know those are deceptive legends, but for you, I am willing to try! "

"..." They looked at each other.

"……"silence.

"……"silence.

Bai Lianhua sighed deeply, and said helplessly: "...I told you, don't watch so many youth idol dramas and brain-dead romance novels, it's not conducive to the development of IQ."

"My IQ is already so high, I don't need to raise it any higher!" Zhong Xicheng was bursting with confidence.

"……alright, you win."

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