How to break the author's bad taste

26. Roller coaster

No matter how complicated and subtle emotions Zhong Xicheng has for Jackson's chameleon poop (...), what should be done is what should be done.

And compared to interracial threats, it is obvious that the same race and the same gender...staff should be guarded against.

"..." Zhong Xicheng sent a yellow warning signal to the staff who tried to make a move on Bai Lianhua with the eyes of "this beauty has already been contracted by me, so don't think about it anymore".

What do you mean by doing things like this and that? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ And what's the matter with your tone of contracting the fish pond?! Convex(艹盘哉) said don't always look at the city's silly, white, sweet and domineering president who fell in love with me Youth idol dramas are also used as the holy magic weapon for chasing wives!? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The staff just blushed like a boiled shrimp and checked Bai Lianhua's safety protection measures carefully and carefully, detail by detail. Then, in the face of Zhong Xicheng's hostility, they simply confirmed Zhong Xicheng's life safety. . (…)

Seeing the staff leave, Bai Lianhua turned her head to stare at Zhong Xicheng and said, "You bastard! (*￣︿￣) Can you be a little particular about eating vinegar? You can even eat vinegar from a staff member, how dare you eat it?" Don’t dare to be hungry any more?!┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”

"..." Zhong Xicheng's stern and domineering eyebrows showed a sense of grievance. Although his heart was rolling on the ground with joy at his wife's unspoken words, he still made a serious excuse on the surface: "He is facing you. Blushing... I've never done that before."

Bai Lianhua snorted coldly, and said mercilessly: "You've never done that before! If you just change your race and become a beast and do it yourself, do you have time to blush?! Besides, what's wrong with people blushing at me? Is it possible that you want people to turn pale at me?! Do you think I am a flood beast?!" It was a general training to cover the head and face.

"...Even if it is a flood beast, it is also a cute flood beast." Zhong Xicheng muttered in a low voice, staring at Bai Lianhua, who was blushing because of the fierce lecture, and was still holding her breath and puffing up her face, her heart was full of anxiety It's a mosaic.

"Ah? What did you say?" Bai Lianhua, who was still in a rage, didn't hear clearly. He gave Zhong Xicheng a glance and asked, "Are you talking bad about me? Huh?" There was a bright look in his eyes, "You have to dare to say something." It's not that I want you to look good!" (╰_╯)#

"How dare I? I mean you look so good-looking, even when you're angry!" Zhong Xicheng replied without hesitation, fearing that his wife might misunderstand.

Bai Lianhua snorted coldly and said, "For a man, being good-looking is not a good thing to say. If you have the ability to praise me for being handsome! Or do you actually like to see me angry?"

"..." After you have finished speaking, what else can I say? QAQ How can I break my wife's sharp teeth and arrogant mouth? ! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Hmph. I knew you couldn't answer because your brain is full of mosaics!" Bai Lianhua saw Zhong Xicheng's pitiful and aggrieved appearance, and snorted happily, and gently revealed the matter.

Although he didn't know that his wife's sensitive G-spot was poked and suddenly turned on the map gun against him, Zhong Xicheng, who was finally taken lightly, wanted to say silently: The conversation just now seemed like a few days ago A classic plot in a youth idol drama watched for love experience...

Female: Say it!Say it!why not explain? !Is it that you don't love me long ago?

Man: Well, I say!You listen to me explain!

Female: I don't listen, I don't listen!

……呵呵哒ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

Zhong Xicheng glanced at Bai Lianhua quietly, wondering if he would be remade if he said it out? Forget about QAQ.

Bai Lianhua looked strangely at Zhong Xicheng who was peeking at him inexplicably: This guy won't be brainstorming again, right? (￢_￢)

Just when the two of them were thinking wildly, the roller coaster started slowly.

Zhong Xicheng's eyes lit up, thinking of the roller coaster effect that the secretary said on a (men and women) date, one of the few places that can quickly warm up the relationship, he laughed wildly into a puddle of mud.No matter what he thinks now, the next second, the roller coaster speeds up——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Above the amusement park, screams hovered for a long time.

"Ugh—" There were two men next to one of the cartoon trash cans that can be seen everywhere in the amusement park, one was vomiting violently, and the other was patting the back of the vomiting man comfortingly.

"Afraid of heights and dizzy, you still want to ride a roller coaster! Is it because of global warming and sea level rise that caused you to make this decision? Or did the sunspot eruption disturb the earth's magnetic field? Thus awakening your brain-dead cells that have been dormant for decades? Can you be more deadly?!" Bai Lianhua mercilessly mocked Zhong Xicheng's reaction, but gently patted Zhong Xicheng's back with his hands, meticulously He handed over the handkerchief and borrowed warm water.

Zhong Xicheng didn't expect that he would have such a problem! ? (o__) It was a good opportunity to show his manliness in front of his wife, but he was very heartbroken and exposed his weak side! ? ...(___)ノ｜Wall

... In other words, even if you are not afraid of heights and do not get dizzy, with Xiaobai's excited screams, steady steps and rosy complexion after you get down, you have no chance to show off at all! ?

Jackson Chameleon, who was brought back after getting off the roller coaster, squatted lazily on Bai Lianhua's shoulder, looking with contempt at Zhong Xicheng who had finally recovered from vomiting.

"..." After Zhong Xicheng vomited, he looked up and saw such eyes without racial kindness.What do you chameleon have to despise me? !If you have the ability, you go!

...In other words, I actually understood the eyes of a chameleon! ?Is this the rhythm of getting new skills?

"Are you okay?" Bai Lianhua saw that Zhong Xicheng didn't vomit, and asked: "If you think it's okay, let's change the place. From just now, I feel that there are more and more people around."

"Ah, I'm fine. If you think there are too many people, let's go to the movies." Hearing the question "Is it okay?" Zhong Xicheng immediately revived with full blood.nonsense!How could it be possible to say that you can't do it in front of your wife? !This is a serious question about sexual well-being, right? ! (ノ｀Д)ノ

The onlookers were surprised by Zhong Xicheng's heart-piercing vomit at first, so they looked at it, but they were hooked by Bai Lianhua's good looks and cute attire, and a The combination of a young man and another young man appeared in the amusement park, and the little stories in his mind couldn't be stopped? ! o(*////▽////*)q

Just as Qiu Ziqiu thought at the beginning, half of the people who come to the playground come from the Two-dimensional center. Not long ago, I saw Bai Lianhua and Zhong Xicheng who were put on top of the big screen in the Two-dimensional central square. Yesterday's wonderful performance, the two faces in my heart are still swiping the screen! ?

As a result, after a while, I saw Bai Lianhua in a bear costume with a similarity of 90.00% at the amusement park not far away. I was afraid that one ten-thousandth of the person would be mistaken. I was hallucinating too much, so I saw the vomit The man's raised face - damn it!I may be wrong for one person!So what if two appear at the same time? !Who dares to say that these two guys just look alike? I'll send him off to the west to beg for a kiss, so I won't thank you!

Therefore, when he saw Zhong Xicheng's face clearly, his gaze of simply looking at the beauty with admiration at first became like a wolf and a tiger in an instant! cp! cp!Live cp!Not only the CP in radio dramas, but also the CP in cosplay dramas, who also actively dedicate themselves to the welfare of the public, can't be more conscientious!Now, they are actually showing their affection openly in public! ?Oh oh oh - we just like how you show off your love in such a bohemian way!Please don't be careless with sugar!We are willing to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle from sweet to sad!

"Okay, what are you watching?" Bai Lianhua, who didn't care too much because there were many people around, but they didn't get close after all, asked as they walked to a nearby movie theater with Zhong Xicheng.

"How about ghost movies?" Zhong Xicheng, who was silently looking for his own welfare, only had his wife in his heart, completely ignoring the excited faces of everyone swiping their phones.

"casual."

The two gradually walked away.

And, the people with shining eyes pretended to be wandering casually and followed silently.

"..." Bai Yue, who posted several photos of a harmonious date between his stupid brother and that pig of Zhong's family, silently turned to look at the old butler beside him.

"Eldest young master, be safe and don't be impatient."

"……Humph."

I decided to watch ghost movies, but ghost movies are also divided into types.Most of the recent domestic ghost films are more suspenseful than thrilling, not as good as suspense films, not to mention a lot of loopholes, and often have inexplicable endings, which is unappetizing; the ghost films of the mud bombing country are proper psychological warfare, gloomy Let the army of hairs on your body can't help but stand up and sing the national anthem to drive away evil spirits; old American ghost movies... what else is there to say except bloody.

"What to watch?" Zhong Xicheng didn't have a movie list at all, and directly handed over the initiative to Bai Lianhua.

"Hmm... I don't know, I'm quite interested in these two." Bai Lianhua pointed to one of the famous ghost movie trilogy in Nibo Country and Laomei's biochemical series, with a troubled look on his face.

Although he really wanted to say like the male protagonist in the TV series: "Since you like it, then you should have it all!" But Zhong Xicheng's remaining rationality told him that if he watched them all, he definitely wouldn't be able to leave the movie theater today!So he said: "In this case, the only thing to do is toss a coin." Although the sentence structure is similar, the momentum is completely gone! ? QQ

The people who pretended to line up to buy tickets covered their faces and chatted excitedly with their colleagues next to them. Their eyes followed Bai Lianhua and Zhong Xicheng closely, seeing the interaction between the two in their eyes, and they were in their hearts.

oh oh!Beauty Shou seems to be very distressed!Loyal dog Gong, why don't you turn into a wolf and rush to kiss him away his sorrow! ? (*/ω╲*)

ah ah!What the hell did you say?Why is Beauty Shou so happy all of a sudden? !Sweet talk like this doesn't fit your attributes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,but. ! o(*////▽////*)q

……

oh oh!Go buy tickets!keep up! ε==(づ′▽`)づ

Just when everyone's hearts were swaying, the coin toss of the two had already come to fruition.

The author has something to say: do you think it's Ni Hong or Lao Mei? *罒▽罒*

I just found out today that it turns out that it is more fun to code words with a mobile phone in the study room... Is this the rhythm that forces me and my dear quilt to live in two places? QQ

In other words, a new guest official’s comment was posted today, so happy! O(∩_∩)O~~ Then, believe me, it will be good for your body and mind if you leave a comment after reading it every day~

ps: The student party, especially the student party below the university level, must focus on studies~