How to break the author's bad taste

28. Behind the Ferris wheel is the hotel

After being watched by a group of bright-eyed people with excited eyes as they got on the Ferris wheel, Bai Lianhua kept his face dark, staring at Zhong Xicheng and shooting his eye knife.

"Those people are so excited, can't they be the babysitters you invited?"

"It would be great if it was true." Zhong Xicheng, who was startled by his wife's suspicion, muttered, thinking about the actions of the group of people before, wishing that this group of people were really his god assists!

What is "It's the first time I saw a husband bring his lover to ride the Ferris wheel, you must love your lover very much"!What "you must remember to kiss at the highest point, if you are afraid you will forget it, it is okay to kiss as soon as you enter it until you come down"!What "the relationship between the two must be very good, why not just deal with it"!What "the two of you are just like a teapot with a tea lid, you are born to be a couple, finish the job early, give birth to a son, even if you are single, you will cry and bless you"!

Properly expressed Zhong Xicheng's heartfelt feelings.

"What did you say?" Bai Lianhua, who was still in embarrassment and didn't hear clearly, stared fiercely at Zhong Xicheng.

"No, I didn't say anything." She shook her head innocently.

"Hmph! Forget it!" He gave him a hard look again, and moved to the position farthest from Zhong Xicheng, like a Persian cat with fried hair, and the angry demonstration just made people feel super cute, "I won't Like an evil force succumbing! Don't think about it!"

But in fact, because the space is not big, no matter how much you can move it, you can't move it very far, especially for Zhong Xicheng, who has long arms and a long body.Now, my wife and myself are exactly like Sun Houzi and Tathagata Buddha, making people want to laugh: No matter how hard you run, you can’t escape from my Wuzhi Mountain~

Ah hello! ?The CPs of Sun Monkey and Tathagata are so cute, your taste is really curious!

"Obviously, you have already taken more in-depth actions, why are you still so defensive? Are you trying to arouse my desire?" Zhong Xicheng asked helplessly at first, and then turned into a cheap expression in a blink of an eye.

"Go deep into your sister! Can you use words? Or did your school's physical education teacher teach you Chinese in a hurry?! Are you afraid of checking the water meter when you speak so obscenely?" Bai Lianhua immediately became popular when the previous incident was mentioned. With ear piercing, he turned on the lecture mode without hesitation, "Also, how many times have I told you? Don't follow those girls' romances and learn these low-level pickup tricks! It's fucking bad! □□Your sister! You What kind of beast is it? Pikachu or Orc Garuru? A good person must go back to basics if he is wrong?"

...I really want to do something back to basics.Zhong Xicheng was thinking, and suddenly noticed something: "Eh? Where's the chameleon?"

"I asked someone to send it back." Bai Lianhua folded her hands on her chest, and looked at Zhong Xicheng jokingly with the appearance of a tsundere queen, "What? Do you miss him?"

"No, I just think that if the light bulb is gone, I can do something I should do." Zhong Xicheng laughed in a low voice, with the hazy yellow light, it was a bit charming.

"..." Bai Yue stared at the sleeping Jackson chameleon poo that was sent back in a pet box, and looked coldly at the old housekeeper.

"I can't help it. Although this one ruins the atmosphere, it sleeps for a long time." The old housekeeper explained.

"..." Do you think this is playing Plants vs. Zombies? !The cooling time of the strong combat power will also be longer or something, isn't it the card commentary? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

When she was kissed, Bai Lianhua thought, why didn't she push her away?Obviously it can be done.But why did he look at the seriousness and tenderness in that person's eyes differently than usual, that is, his body became limp and he did nothing.

Even if you are very narcissistic, love to pretend to be domineering, the president is cool, your IQ is often offline, you have no experience in dating, you always use very speechless little girl plots, and your mind is full of mosaics, but as long as you get serious, you will really be like Like the moon, it attracts the eyes of the stars in the sky.

Familiar breath, high temperature, tossing and turning touch, do you like this kind of gentle treatment?

Bai Lianhua couldn't help wrapping her arms around Zhong Xicheng's neck, and lightly bit his bulging Adam's apple. She raised her head and looked at the man's eyes that instantly became hot and naked, and her heart skipped a beat: It seemed that she had accidentally opened a new window just now. The gate of the world!

When getting off the ferris wheel, Bai Lianhua walked in front with a dark face, and Zhong Xicheng followed behind in a very doggy manner, his whole body emitting male hormones wantonly.

Sitting in the car, Bai Lianhua looked at the night view of the city dotted with brilliant lights outside the window, thinking wildly in a daze, and then realized that the direction the car was driving was not quite right.

"Where are we going?" Bai Lianhua slapped Zhong Xicheng's shoulder angrily.

"Take you to the wilderness to rape and then kill." Zhong Xicheng said with a smile, "Do you believe it?"

"I believe it." Bai Lianhua replied without hesitation, buy one get one free, and gave Zhong Xicheng a contemptuous look, "You can tell by the idiot on your face."

Zhong Xicheng smiled helplessly: "Even if I'm not You Lemei in your heart, I shouldn't have such a bad impression anyway?"

Bai Lianhua rolled her eyes, couldn't help but slapped Zhong Xicheng on the head, and said through gritted teeth in a tone of "hating iron but not steel", "I told you not to learn the romance plots of these stupid girls! Let's talk about it! It’s such an old meme, so stop playing! Are you making people confused at night? Tell me honestly, where are you going?”

"If you don't mind, you can imitate that girl's answer to make me happy." Zhong Xicheng continued without giving up.

"Oh. So I'm just milk tea?" Bai Lianhua let out a heck, cooperating weakly, "I really didn't know you still have a thriving young girl's heart? Would you kill people to silence your words?"

"Then I can hold you in the palm of my hand." Zhong Xicheng read the dialogue affectionately, and then asked in a blink of an eye, "Why don't you feel like on TV? Is it because you are not in my arms? Or Come to the front and try it in my arms?" Demonstrated what it means to "make progress".

"Try it if you have the ability?" Bai Lianhua smiled sinisterly on Zhong Xicheng's back, her slender green fingers made a "crack" sound in his ear.

□□Naked threats of violence.

"We're going to the XX Hotel next." Zhong Xicheng wisely changed the subject.But I couldn't help crying in my heart: How can my wife's force value be broken? ! ┭┮﹏┭┮

Bai Lianhua let go of her hand, lay back on the soft seat, and asked strangely, "Why do you want to go to a big hotel?"

"Because small hotels are not good."

"Don't drill the words, why do you want to go to the hotel?" Tighten your fingers.

"Because my mother-in-law said it's best not to go back tonight." Continue to pretend to be innocent.

"Stop embezzling others! What my mother said is that it's okay if you don't go back. It's to allow you, not to encourage you to commit crimes." She slapped the back of the chair.

"I only committed adultery to you." I vowed firmly.

"Put away your hormones! I can understand if you don't send me home, why don't you go to your house? In your heart, I'm ashamed of you?" He deliberately twitched his voice and asked in a weird way.

"Don't think about it too much. I just don't think there are enough things in the house." The hint was vague.

"...I'll go! What else do you have in your mind besides mosaics?! Tell you! Don't think about it! I won't have sex with a man I just met less than two days ago!" Bai Lianhua understood his meaning, Blushing and embarrassing, he kept patting on the back of the chair next to Zhong Xicheng.

"It's not two days, you've been in my mind for at least a month." Zhong Xicheng instantly switched to the mode of love talk, casually speaking.

"So what! You are a novice with me, so drive slowly!" Sensing the threat of her virginity, Bai Lianhua automatically blocked Zhong Xicheng's love words.

"Okay, don't be too nervous. I was just joking. I won't do anything to you." Zhong Xicheng saw that the temptation was not enough, so he immediately switched to a loyal and honest route, and said frankly.

"..." Bai Lianhua responded suspiciously.

"You don't really believe that I'm so impatient, do you?" Zhong Xicheng asked pretending to be joking.

"..." Bai Lianhua nodded affirmatively, then remembered that the other party might not be able to see, and said, "I believe it."

"..." Suddenly, I felt that the basic trust between people was gone!

Bai Lianhua couldn't help laughing after seeing Zhong Xicheng's deflated look: "Okay, I'm kidding you! In fact, it doesn't matter whether I believe it or not. Anyway, if you really want to force yourself when I don't allow it, I will I will tell you how serious the consequences of this matter are in a manly way!"

"You know, how long have I studied with Qiu Ziqiu, right?" At the end, he added a threat.

Thinking of the Qiu family who started out as a high-end martial arts gym, and thinking about the threats from his wife before, Zhong Xicheng suddenly felt a dull pain in a part below his neck.

"..." Why do I have the feeling that the second half of my life will not be so sexually blissful? ┭┮﹏┭┮

After arriving at the hotel, Bai Lianhua discovered that someone had booked a luxurious couple's room with a bold plan.

"...Are you going to invite me to watch Midnight Werewolf tonight?" Bai Lianhua joked.

"One room is safer." Zhong Xicheng explained.

The hotel staff silently darkened their faces: Hey, hey!Isn't it really good to say that our hotel is good in front of our hotel staff? (￢_￢)

Bai Lianhua took a deep look at Zhong Xicheng, smiled sweetly, then leaned forward and breathed in Zhong Xicheng's ear: "I don't think it's safe to share a room with you, okay?"

But in the end, Bai Lianhua did not raise the issue of changing rooms.

In the couple's room.

Zhong Xicheng turned around in the room, collected a bunch of sanitary products unsuitable for children, placed them on the fabric sofa covered with rose petals, and looked at them with a serious face. (…)

But his mind was not on this, his ears and heart were filled with the sound of water behind the frosted glass in the bathroom.

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