just eat you

Chapter 3 Mean Men and Dead Men

Zhou Xiaoli struggled to get up from the ground, he thought it was a miracle that he could teach his son to be such a father: "Hey, boy, do you have a girl you like now?"

Gao Min gave Zhou Xiaoli a push: "Can you stop being so vulgar?"

Zheng Yangyang covered his face shyly: "Yes~~~"

Gao Min looked at the boy who pretended to be cute in surprise: "What... what? Do you know what liking is?"

Zhou Xiaoli moved over curiously, and pinched Zheng Yangyang's fat face: "Tell me, tell me, what's the name of that girl, isn't she pretty?"

Zheng Yangyang rescued his face, and put his arms around Gao Min's waist: "Teacher~ I like Ji Yueyue..."

Ji Yueyue?Gao Min remembered, it was a girl from Class A of the kindergarten, she was very polite, and she was as cute as a little angel, she was very popular with the teachers.And... I heard that her family is also single-parent, with only one father.

He looked at Zheng Yangyang who was making faces with Zhou Xiaoli, and then thought about the cute Ji Yueyue, and said to himself: They are also single parents, why is there such a big difference?

"It seems that the girl is very beautiful..." Zhou Xiaoli smiled lasciviously: "Come on, come on, the poor monk will tell you how to deal with the tough and arrogant beautiful girl... Oh, fuck me, why are you beating me?"

Gao Min withdrew the slap that covered Zhou Xiaoli's face, and said silently in his heart: Don't be irritable, you have children, be gentle, be gentle, be gentle... just pretend you didn't see that cheap face...

"From now on, don't talk and eat!" Gao Min gave a mighty order.

"Hey, Lafayette." Zhou Xiaoli saluted cheaply, then went to wash his hands.

"Hey, Lafayette, hahaha..." Zheng Yangyang followed suit.

Gao Min had a terrible headache.

After dinner, Zhou Xiaoli sent Zhou Xiaoli to coax the children to watch TV. He reminded him not to watch messy movies or anything, and he had better find something patriotic and educational to watch.

Zhou Xiaoli agreed wholeheartedly.

Gao Min is making noodles in the kitchen. He likes to cook breakfast by himself every morning. Maybe because of his mild obsession with cleanliness, he always feels that the cooked food outside is not hygienic. Eat a nutritious breakfast.

There is still some meat stuffing in the refrigerator, and then cut some shiitake mushrooms and green onions into it, as well as minced carrots, and you can make delicious and nutritious wonton stuffing.

The dough is rolled into a large sheet, then rolled on the rolling pin, cut horizontally with a kitchen knife, and it becomes a stack of long strips of dough.Gao Min hummed the jasmine song, and cut the dough into diamond-shaped wonton wrappers.

There was laughter from two people, one big and one small, in the living room.

Zhou Xiaoli is pretty good at coaxing children. Gao Min poked his head to look, and saw Zhou Xingchi's kung fu reenacted on TV.Originally this was a very funny movie, but now the scene shows a man and a woman kissing...

Kissing! ! ! ! !

Gao Min shouted loudly: "Zhou Xiaoli, change the channel quickly, don't let children watch such things!"

Zhou Xiaoli shuddered with fright, his expression distorted: "As for it, it's a funny movie anyway..."

"No, no, no!" Gao Min waved his flour-stained hands: "There is a DVD of Chibi Maruko under the TV cabinet, you can take it out and watch it."

Zhou Xiaoli opened his mouth wide: "Isn't it? Do you want me to watch that little ball?"

"Yes!" Gao Min pointed to Zhou Xiaoli's nose: "Go!"

Zheng Yangyang looked at the teacher, then at Zhou Xiaoli, and finally smiled sweetly at Gao Min: "Teacher, I won't learn badly, don't worry."

Gao Min burst into tears: You are already bad enough, how can you learn? ? ?

Chibi Maruko on the TV spoke with a sweet Taiwanese accent, acting like a baby with her grandpa.

Zheng Yangyang has the ability to make such a simple thing not simple, he hugged Zhou Xiaoli's arm: "Grandpa, do you want it~ I want it~~~"

Zhou Xiaoli waited for this tune: "Do you want it? Please."

"Please~" Zheng Yangyang climbed onto Zhou Xiaoli, closed his eyes and pursed his lips: "Come on, beep beep~"

Zhou Xiaoli picked up the tender tofu and kissed it: "Oh, little ball, your face is so soft."

"Grandpa, you have a good beard~" Zheng Yangyang poked Zhou Xiaoli's forehead with his finger: "You are a bad man~"

Gao Min went crazy.

After finally staying up until ten o'clock, Zheng Yangyang started to feel sleepy and yawned.

Gao Min put down the half-washed clothes and went to make the bed for Yang Yang.Zheng Yangyang stood under the shower, squinting his eyes, and recognized that Zhou Xiaoli had sprayed him with bubbles.

Zhou Xiaoli sat on the toilet, whining about this new toy, thinking it was very fun.Other children are the kind who admit birth or like to cry and cry, but this kid is different. He has the strength of a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers. He dares to say and do anything. He is as funny as Hao Shaowen in the movie .

Zheng Yangyang dozed off, and when he lowered his head, he saw the thing drooping on Zhou Xiaoli's lower body. He poked it curiously: "Your dick is so ugly."

Zhou Xiaoli flicked Zheng Yangyang's penis cheaply: "It's better than what you don't have."

Zheng Yangyang will not be hit by him: "When I grow up, I will definitely be bigger than you."

"Tch, I don't believe it, let's compare." Zhou Xiaoli put his own and Yangyang's together: "Look, I'm so much older than you."

Zheng Yangyang twisted his buttocks to let the little penis escape from the claws of the sex demon: "My dead dad's is bigger than yours, so I will definitely be bigger than yours in the future, hehe."

Gao Min found a new Xiaoliang quilt and came out, and divided her double bed into two, the inner one was for Yang Yang to sleep, and she slept outside.He didn't have extra small pillows, and he knew that it would be inappropriate for children to sleep on adults' pillows, so he hesitated for a long time, took out his treasured little teddy bear doll, and let it lie on the bedside instead of pillows. It was soft and should be very comfortable. Good pillow.

After tidying up, he went to the bathroom to see if the two guys had finished washing, for fear that Yang Yang would catch a cold after washing for too long, but as soon as he walked to the door, he heard the one big and one small talking about an embarrassing conversation.

Gao Min began to meditate again: Don't be angry, don't worry, the child is innocent, it's because the adults didn't educate him well... Oh, the child is innocent, damn it is that bitch Zhou Xiaoli and that dead man Yang Yang! ! ! !

"Yangyang, go to bed quickly after washing." He knocked on the door, and reminded the people inside in a slow voice that he is outside now, please restrain your words.

The two people who were taking a shower with their bare buttocks glanced at each other, and stuck out their tongues at the same time.

Zheng Yangyang fell asleep, the child's face was innocent and cute, just like a little angel.

Gao Min left the bedroom with a smile, then walked into Zhou Xiaoli's room with a sullen face, and closed the door behind her.

Zhou Xiaoli rolled himself into a caterpillar with the quilt with a look of horror on his face: "Oh, no...he's still a virgin, be gentle...gentle..."

Gao Min picked up his pillow and threw it on him vigorously: "I will let you teach the child badly, I will let you compare his dick with him, I will let you talk nonsense, I will smash you to death, you bastard, I will smash you to death!"

It didn't hurt to hit the pillow on his body, Zhou Xiaoli pretended to be internally injured and twitched on the bed: "Hero, please spare me!"

Gao Min was sweating from exhaustion, threw the pillow on Zhou Xiaoli's body, poked his forehead with his right hand, raised his tail finger high: "You are talking nonsense in front of children, be careful I will throw you out. "

"I know, woo woo..." Zhou Xiaoli hugged the pillow with a pitiful look: "I can't help it when I see someone in the same way~"

"Who is the same as you!!" Gao Min wanted to scratch the face in front of him: "Children are very innocent, it is a blank sheet of paper, don't pollute him!"

"Understood!" When talking about the child's scriptures, Gao Min would have countless reasons to prove how pure the child is.Zhou Xiaoli didn't dare to speak ill of his babies to this excellent preschool teacher, so he raised his hands and surrendered: "My lord, I will never talk nonsense in front of children in the future, otherwise you will sew on my cheap mouth."

"That's more or less the same." Gao Min snorted, shook her arms, and twisted her body out.

Zhou Xiaoli looked at the slender waist and buttocks that disappeared behind the door, and sighed: "Hey, how virtuous, why is he a man?"

After washing the clothes, Gao Min unfolded them one by one and hung them to dry on the balcony.

Yang Yang didn't change or wash his clothes, and he has to wear them to school tomorrow, but fortunately, it's summer now, and the clothes are very light and dry quickly.

He mopped the floor that was wet from washing clothes, looked at the clean floor tiles and smiled, if he could have a cute child to live with him in the future, then he would be very happy even if he didn't get married.

While fantasizing, the mobile phone placed on the coffee table suddenly vibrated and made a buzzing sound.

Gao Min quickly picked up the phone: "Hi, hello, may I ask..."

"I'm Zheng Yangyang's father, are you Teacher Gao? I received a text message from you, saying that I'm going to your place now, tell me the building number, and I'll go directly downstairs to you."

What?Hearing the vulgar male voice inside, Gao Min was furious: "Hello, Father Yangyang, Yangyang has already fallen asleep, how about..."

"Hurry up and tell me the building number. Well, I'm now in the neighborhood where you live. Why didn't you write the address in a text message?" The man on the other side of the phone was very dissatisfied.

Gao Min gritted her teeth in a good temper: "Building No. [-], Mr. Zheng, I..."

"Okay, then I'll hang up, please come down quickly." Patter, the phone was hung up.

Gao Min wished she could stuff the phone into her mouth and crush it: "This dead man, dead man!"

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