just eat you

Zheng Jianxing received a call from Xia Qiming in the afternoon, and the man babbled on the phone: "Dude, I'm about to say goodbye to being single, tomorrow, tomorrow...what's the matter, come out and get together later?"

Zheng Jianxing pondered for a long time: "Which woman are you talking about?"

Xia Qiming smiled lewdly over there: "It's not a woman, haha, it's a man."

male?Zheng Jianxing almost bit his own tongue. He threw the half-smoked cigarette on the ground and crushed it with his feet: "Damn it, when will you take a good bite? The old man didn't smoke you to death?" My father said that he likes men, but he was kicked out by that old man.As a result, when he got angry, he took his son away by the way, and transferred to the kindergarten to raise by himself. The old lady of the Zheng family scolded him angrily on the phone, which was full of anger.

Xia Qiming was very proud: "No, my family is having fun, hahahahaha... My wife even brought me a ready-made girl, ouch, don't mention that my old lady likes it too much." It was not easy to half-deceive that lawyer How could he be wronged if he threatened to get into his own house, hahaha, it's so unmanly.

Zheng Jianxing felt itchy and uncomfortable at all. Xia Qiming, a bastard, had a good life since he was a child. Obviously the two families are family friends, but his own old man is not as easy-going as the old man in other people's family.When that guy was wearing crotch pants and stealing chickens and dogs, he was studying at the same time; when the guy had a runny nose and bubbled with girls, he was still studying at the same time; he finally went to college, but he was rejected because he failed the first choice The old man gave a fat beating.So Zheng Jianxing summed up an experience: people, don't follow the adults' thoughts too much, otherwise it will be you who will suffer.After he understood this, he got together with Xia Qiming, smoking and drinking.But in the end, he still set up his own company and became the big boss, while Xia Qiming went to the underworld.In the end, Zheng Jianxing found a woman and gave birth to a son, and the divorce started every two years. At first, the two elders of the Zheng family thought it was because the young couple had a bad temper.Who knew that Zheng Jianxing ran to the house last month and said that the reason why he got married was to have a queen, because he liked men.So the [-]st turmoil broke out in the family, and Zheng Jianxing took the opportunity to run away against his son.

The secretary came out and asked if the meeting would continue. Zheng Jianxing made a gesture to wait a moment, and then said to Xia Qiming on the other end of the phone: "I'll see you in Hurricane in an hour. By the way, do you want some young stubble to accompany you for the last time?" one night?"

"You don't pay too much, my guy is very jealous, if you let him know what happened to me, he will turn against me immediately." Xia Qiming's trembling voice made people feel anxious all the time.

Zheng Jianxing rubbed his brows: "Okay, I have a meeting, see you in an hour." After speaking, he immediately hung up the phone and turned off the phone.

He and Xia Qiming were childhood friends, but Mr. Zheng never allowed him to play with the Xia family boy since he was a child.Why?Because he thinks that the Xia family boy is an asshole who learns everything except the good ones.Who knew that within a few years, the two kids would still get out together, acting like a jerk.

In the first few days, Mr. Zheng heard that the Xia family boy insisted on finding a man to live with, and even made a joke of the Xia family behind his back. Who knows that it has not been a month, and his son came to tell him that he likes men !At that time, Mr. Zheng almost held back his breath, and picked up his crutches and twitched violently.

Who knew that Zheng Jianxing had long since given up on this kind of thing, he was as slippery as a fish, and even abducted his precious grandson!

Mr. Zheng grinned grimly: "If you have the ability, get out of here. Let me tell you, if you get a man to come in, I'll show you to death!"

Zheng Jianxing had a hippie smile: "Don't worry, I only keep them outside and don't bring them home."

Mr. Zheng waved his hand and smashed the teacup.

Not long after Zheng Yangyang transferred to the kindergarten, Zheng Jianxing, an unqualified father, always forgot to pick up his son, because the nanny used to take care of this matter, but now he moved out, and he didn’t want anyone to come into his house, so he reminded himself every day I'm going to pick up my son, but unfortunately I always forget.

Yesterday he ran out to socialize with clients, and it was only at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night that he remembered that his son was in the kindergarten. He hurriedly took out his mobile phone to check, and found that his son had gone to live at the teacher's house.Zheng Jianxing felt relieved, and felt that the kindergarten teacher was quite responsible, and even brought the child back to live, which is great.So when he saw the call from the kindergarten today, he started pretending to be dead until he received a text message from Gao Min.

Xia Qiming was having a good drink, constantly boasting to Zheng Jianxing and a few old buddies about how wonderful his wife is, how energetic, how capable, how beautiful, how good, how good her figure is, how good her temperament is, and so on. The good adjectives are all piled up, and the rough people who listened to it were dizzy.

Zheng Jianxing sneered and drank: "Stop boasting, if you praise him, he won't have a son."

"What's the matter?" Xia Qiming poked his neck: "I have a ready-made girl, she is so handsome, come, come, show you the picture."

A photo of a beautiful little girl appeared on the big screen phone, several gentlemen took turns to look at it, and kept praising: "Tsk tsk, this thing will be a disaster when it grows up."

Xia Qiming smiled triumphantly: "Oh, let her kiss your father, hahaha, especially let him kiss your father."

Zheng Jianxing stared at the phone for a long time: "Where did you take this photo? Does this place look familiar to me?"

Xia Qiming took back the phone: "At the gate of my girl's kindergarten, among the group of yam eggs, my girl is the most upright, hahahaha."

Zheng Jianxing had the urge to kick his big feet on that arrogant face.

Xia Qiming rambled about what he wanted to do in the future. Anyway, his wife didn't need him to support him, and he couldn't spend much money. The girl had a family to pay for her school, so she didn't have to worry about it. So he made it easier for his daughter to go to and from school in the future. , decided to drive a taxi!

This decision made a table of elders cough almost out of breath.

Xiong Liang wiped the tears that spewed out and laughed strangely: "Isn't it? Boss Xia, you drive a taxi? Is it the kind that only pulls beautiful girls and explores the way?"

Gao Meng laughed and blushed: "Brother Xia, are you sure you want to drive a taxi? You can't drive fast with that thing. Be careful that uncle police will catch you to eat biscuits."

Xia Qiming laughed and scolded: "Get out, you guys, I know, you guys are envious and jealous, I have a wife who loves me and a beautiful girl, cut..."

Zheng Jianxing stroked the stubble on his chin: "You really want to drive a taxi."

"Yes." Xia Qiming nodded solemnly.

"That's not bad. My son and your girl are all in that kindergarten. You can help me pick it up later. I have a falling out with my family, so I've been busy recently, you know..." He spread his hands.

"I don't know anything." Xia Qiming waved his hand: "The devil king of your family is actually in the same kindergarten as my little princess? Hey, I don't remember it before!"

"Now it is," Zheng Jianxing patted Xia Qiming on the shoulder with a smile: "Old Xia, do you have the heart to see my son living on the street?"

Xia Qiming slapped his paws like picking up trash: "If you want, there will be more than N women and men to help you pick up your son." Zheng Jianxing is a double, both men and women are welcome, but his favorite is still a man, but for his son Zheng Yangyang is physically and mentally healthy, and most of the girls he brings home are good girls.

"No, I want you..." Zheng Jianxing frowned, pouted and pointed his thick fingers towards Xia Qiming's forehead.

Xia Qiming suddenly had goosebumps all over his body: "You, you, you, don't come here, I tell you, I pick up my daughter to please my wife, if I pick up your devil king by the way, I'll do it... Then I have to smoke myself Mouth."

Just as Zheng Jianxing was about to continue to say something, the phone rang again.He impatiently took it out to see that it was an unfamiliar mobile phone number.

"Yo, little lover?" Xiong Liang looked at the phone screen and asked, "Why don't you answer it?"

Zheng Jianxing smiled: "I can't answer, haha..."

The phone stopped ringing, and just as he was about to pick it up, he found a text message displayed on it. He opened the text message and laughed after reading it: "Hey, I thought that the service would be good for such an expensive kindergarten, you Look, yesterday I took my son away to live in the teacher's house, and today I changed another teacher to take care of my son... I might as well give them some money and let them be tutors and babysitters by the way."

"What the hell are you!!" Several people booed: "Sooner or later, your son will be listed as a refusal household by all kindergartens and schools in the city."

Zheng Jianxing still smiled: "No, my kid is the best at dealing with trouble, better than me."

The party broke up early, and Xia Qiming hurriedly drove to the place where his lawyer lived.Zheng Jianxing sat in the car and thought for a while, turned the steering wheel and went to his home, packed a lot of his son's clothes and other messy things into the car, and drove to the address given in the text message.

When he arrived at the neighborhood, he realized that the number of floors was not written on it.

"This silly teacher." He cursed and dialed the phone.

The voice of the person who answered the phone was very gentle, a bit gender-neutral, reminding him of Brother Chun and Brother Zeng who were hyped up on TV.After asking for the building number of Mr. Gao Min, Zheng Jianxing suddenly laughed, remembering the angry tone hidden behind the gentle voice on the phone just now.

The car stopped, and Zheng Jianxing saw a person standing downstairs, wearing a blue checked two-piece pajamas, not tall, his whole body was shrouded in the bright white lights of the corridor, his delicate face looked like a porcelain doll.

It turned out to be an androgynous beauty, Zheng Jianxing showed his spikes and gleamed.

As soon as Gao Min walked downstairs, he saw an Audi swaying aggressively and stopping in front of him.

A tall man reeking of alcohol got out of the car. He looked like Zheng Yangyang.

Just as Gao Min was about to speak, the man stretched out his hand: "Hi, Teacher Gao, I really didn't expect you to be so beautiful."

Upon hearing this, Gao Min's eyes widened: "Mr. Zheng, please show some respect."

Zheng Jianxing bent down slightly: "Sorry, I was too abrupt, Miss Gao."

Gao Min got angry: "I, I, I am a man!!!"