just eat you
Chapter 2 The Absurd Product of Education
Gao Min drove her beloved little QQ and brought Zheng Yangyang home.
These two small white QQs were bought by Gao Min with a loan after he went to work, and the money has now been paid off.The distance from his home to his work place is not too short, so it is always good to have a car instead.
Zheng Yangyang was very interested in this car: "Teacher, you bought this car?"
"Yes." Gao Min replied with a smile.
"It's so small, teacher, why don't you buy a big Ben?" Zheng Yangyang said with a disdainful expression, "Ah, there are teddy bears and pink tissue boxes, teacher, you are so childish."
Gao Min was in embarrassment: "Where is it... don't you think it looks good? It's cute..."
Zheng Yangyang is very good at observing words and expressions. Seeing Gao Min's face flushed, he immediately changed the subject: "Childishness is very good, which proves that the teacher is always young."
Gao Min was very happy when she heard this sentence: "Thank you, Yangyang."
"But I still like to run fast..." Zheng Yangyang pouted and looked at the traffic outside the car window: "My heartless, dead-faced dad drives fast."
Gao Min was completely speechless, how did this child be taught?What is a heartless dead-faced dad?
"Yangyang, it's wrong to call my father that way. We should address elders with respect." Gao Min corrected Yangyang's wrong values, worldview and outlook on life sternly.
"There is a sister who calls him that." Zheng Yangyang slumped on the seat boredly: "But that sister looks older than the teacher, so I insist on calling him sister."
Gao Min didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so she accepted this sentence as a compliment: "Yangyang, boys and girls are different, that big sister may be your father's girlfriend, only Only girlfriends can say that."
Zheng Yangyang rolled his eyes, spit out a big bubble with his saliva, and then raised his finger to poke it: "Then my dead daddy has so many girlfriends."
Gao Min felt that he must, must, must meet the child's parents and tell him not to say so many things that should not be said in front of the child, which is too detrimental to the child's growth.
The door opened, and Gao Min almost tripped as soon as he entered.Looking down, it was a men's flip-flop, and the other was lying three meters away from it.
Gao Min sighed, Zhou Xiaoli came back, now he is quite busy.
Zheng Yangyang walked in with his head poking around: "Teacher, your room is so small."
Gao Min's head got bigger: "Is Yangyang's room big?"
Zheng Yangyang proudly puffed out his small chest: "My room is very big, much bigger than this living room!"
Gao Min pays attention to education anytime and anywhere: "Did Yangyang buy Yangyang's room?"
Zheng Yangyang tilted his head, blinked at Gao Min: "It was bought by my dead father."
"Yangyang," Gao Min said with a straight face, "A good boy won't call his father dead. Also, if you didn't buy it yourself, it's not worth showing off."
Zheng Yangyang scratched his head: "Did you buy the teacher's house by yourself?"
Gao Min was stunned for a moment: "Uh, no...but the teacher bought the car by himself." It is necessary to restore the dignity of being a teacher.
Zheng Yangyang reached out and touched Gao Min's face: "It's okay, I don't despise you."
Gao Sen vomits blood.
Gao Min is a person who pays much attention to life. Although the room is small, it has all internal organs and everything is missing.When renovating, Gao Min paid attention to slow work and meticulous work. He painted the walls by himself, hand-painted the wall paintings, bought curtains and sofas by himself, and other things. This home has condensed his efforts... Of course, now in Zhou Xiaoli, who slept like a dead pig in the guest room, didn't count.
Zheng Yangyang threw his schoolbag onto the sofa and looked at Gao Min pitifully: "Teacher, I'm hungry..."
Gao Min looked at his watch, it was already 07:30, he couldn't help but yelled: "Excuse me, Yangyang, you watch TV first, do you have some biscuits to eat? The teacher baked it himself..." He dug out a box of biscuits from the cabinet, It was time to put a small cup of drink on the tea table: "Eat something first, I'll cook."
Usually when he is alone, he is not in a hurry to eat. He likes to cook things carefully. Even if it is just fried rice, he can cook it for half an hour.When Zhou Xiaoli was around, he didn't care about the time issue, it would be nice to have something to eat, so he couldn't be picky.
But now that there is a small child in the family, the child cannot be hungry, which is not good for physical development.
Gao Min hastily changed into her home clothes, put on a pink bear apron, and began to look through the refrigerator.
There are ham, eggs, and various vegetables in the refrigerator. Gao Min has quite high requirements for the quality of life. Basically, he goes shopping once every two or three days, and he doesn’t buy a lot at a time, just enough to eat.
"Yangyang, is there anything you don't want to eat?" Gao Min raised his voice and asked.
Zheng Yangyang was eating biscuits while watching various commercials on TV. At 07:30, there were no good programs to watch.Hearing Gao Min's question, he thought hard for a moment: "Teacher, I don't like hard things."
Gao Min smiled, as long as a child is afraid of suffering, especially taking medicine, it is almost exhausting.However, he himself liked to eat bitter gourd since he was a child, and his parents often said it was a quirk.
Quickly prepared two dishes and one soup, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, minced meat and green peppers, and a large pot of white fungus, tofu and egg soup.The aroma of the steaming white rice made Zheng Yangyang quickly jump off the sofa and run into the kitchen: "Teacher, it smells so good..."
The kitchen and dining room of Gao Min's house are connected, and there are a lot of things in it, such as oven, microwave, refrigerator, etc., and it is full, so every time I eat, I have to go to the living room.
"It's delicious!" Zheng Yangyang scooped up a piece of egg with a spoon, stuffed it into his mouth, and pursed his mouth so hot that he breathed out.Gao Min filled a bowl of soup for him, stirred it gently with a small spoon, and blew the hot air on it, so that the soup would cool down faster: "Drink the soup before meals, so you can lose weight and be healthy. Come on, Yangyang, drink some first." Soup."
Zheng Yangyang leaned closer to the small bowl, and sipped the soup: "Teacher, you are really good, cooking is delicious."
Gao Min likes to be praised by others. Hearing Yang Yang say this, he smiled happily: "Really? What does Yang Yang usually eat at home?"
Zheng Yangyang stuffed a piece of white fungus into his mouth, chewed and said, "My dead father... Uh, my father is so lazy, he always ordered takeaway. I used to eat at my grandpa's house, and then my father had a fight with my grandpa. I don’t have anything to eat. Oh, teacher, you don’t know, my father and his girlfriend came and said they wanted to cook, and they almost ate me to death.” He had a look on his face that you don’t know how annoying it is: “I’d rather The aunt selling snacks downstairs is my father's girlfriend."
Gao Min let out a chuckle, and covered his mouth with his hands: "Yangyang, if you don't mind, I'll come to the teacher's house for dinner later." If this child is allowed to be with his irresponsible father, he will be worried to death.
Zhou Xiaoli smelled the fragrance, got up from the bed, and opened the bedroom door barefoot: "My dear Minmin, you are finally back!" Looking at him, Zheng Yangyang: "Oh, who is this? Minmin, is this your illegitimate child? No...I treat you so well, so sincerely..."
Before he finished speaking, the apron thrown by Gao Min covered his face: "Go and wash your face and brush your teeth quickly, so you can breathe."
Zhou Xiaoli grabbed the apron off his head and bit the corner of the apron: "You are bad, you are good, you have brought your illegitimate child home, why don't you let me say a few words?"
Gao Min was so angry: "This is a child from the kindergarten. I brought it back because the adults at home didn't come to pick it up."
Zhou Xiaoli panicked: "You, you, you... Minmin, you actually abducted a child, and you are still Mrs. Xiaozheng... So you are so good..."
Gao Min was about to go crazy: "Zhou Xiaoli, shut up!! What nonsense are you talking about in front of a child!" He turned his head and wanted to tell Zheng Yangyang to ignore that strange millet, but he saw Yang Yang's expression of watching the excitement : "Teacher, is that your boyfriend?"
Just as Gao Min was about to say something, Zhou Xiaoli pounced on him and knelt down beside the sofa: "I have been in love with Minmin for many years, you cannot separate us!"
Zheng Yangyang was amused and giggled: "Teacher, you have really bad eyesight."
Gao Min slapped Zhou Xiaoli away from the corner of the wall, and then said seriously to Zheng Yangyang: "That weird Shushu is the teacher's classmate, not a boyfriend, don't listen to his nonsense, and the teacher is a boy, and he will have a girlfriend in the future of."
Zheng Yangyang looked regretful: "Give a girlfriend, don't you want it? I still want to kill my family when I grow up... Uh, my father is here to propose marriage. Teacher, it would be great for you to marry me."
Gao Min: "...Who instilled this strange idea in you?"
Zheng Yangyang was serious: "Dad said it, if you like it, you have to say it, otherwise you will be taken advantage of by others." He pretended to be an adult, pointed to Zhou Xiaoli in the corner and said: "Boy, if you like it again in the future, you should be yourself first." Take advantage, you know, if you start late, even the best cabbage will be crushed by pigs, and you will cry to death by then!"
Zhou Xiaoli collapsed to the ground, out of breath from laughing.
Gao Min opened her mouth wide in surprise: "This... this... what did your father teach you????"
These two small white QQs were bought by Gao Min with a loan after he went to work, and the money has now been paid off.The distance from his home to his work place is not too short, so it is always good to have a car instead.
Zheng Yangyang was very interested in this car: "Teacher, you bought this car?"
"Yes." Gao Min replied with a smile.
"It's so small, teacher, why don't you buy a big Ben?" Zheng Yangyang said with a disdainful expression, "Ah, there are teddy bears and pink tissue boxes, teacher, you are so childish."
Gao Min was in embarrassment: "Where is it... don't you think it looks good? It's cute..."
Zheng Yangyang is very good at observing words and expressions. Seeing Gao Min's face flushed, he immediately changed the subject: "Childishness is very good, which proves that the teacher is always young."
Gao Min was very happy when she heard this sentence: "Thank you, Yangyang."
"But I still like to run fast..." Zheng Yangyang pouted and looked at the traffic outside the car window: "My heartless, dead-faced dad drives fast."
Gao Min was completely speechless, how did this child be taught?What is a heartless dead-faced dad?
"Yangyang, it's wrong to call my father that way. We should address elders with respect." Gao Min corrected Yangyang's wrong values, worldview and outlook on life sternly.
"There is a sister who calls him that." Zheng Yangyang slumped on the seat boredly: "But that sister looks older than the teacher, so I insist on calling him sister."
Gao Min didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so she accepted this sentence as a compliment: "Yangyang, boys and girls are different, that big sister may be your father's girlfriend, only Only girlfriends can say that."
Zheng Yangyang rolled his eyes, spit out a big bubble with his saliva, and then raised his finger to poke it: "Then my dead daddy has so many girlfriends."
Gao Min felt that he must, must, must meet the child's parents and tell him not to say so many things that should not be said in front of the child, which is too detrimental to the child's growth.
The door opened, and Gao Min almost tripped as soon as he entered.Looking down, it was a men's flip-flop, and the other was lying three meters away from it.
Gao Min sighed, Zhou Xiaoli came back, now he is quite busy.
Zheng Yangyang walked in with his head poking around: "Teacher, your room is so small."
Gao Min's head got bigger: "Is Yangyang's room big?"
Zheng Yangyang proudly puffed out his small chest: "My room is very big, much bigger than this living room!"
Gao Min pays attention to education anytime and anywhere: "Did Yangyang buy Yangyang's room?"
Zheng Yangyang tilted his head, blinked at Gao Min: "It was bought by my dead father."
"Yangyang," Gao Min said with a straight face, "A good boy won't call his father dead. Also, if you didn't buy it yourself, it's not worth showing off."
Zheng Yangyang scratched his head: "Did you buy the teacher's house by yourself?"
Gao Min was stunned for a moment: "Uh, no...but the teacher bought the car by himself." It is necessary to restore the dignity of being a teacher.
Zheng Yangyang reached out and touched Gao Min's face: "It's okay, I don't despise you."
Gao Sen vomits blood.
Gao Min is a person who pays much attention to life. Although the room is small, it has all internal organs and everything is missing.When renovating, Gao Min paid attention to slow work and meticulous work. He painted the walls by himself, hand-painted the wall paintings, bought curtains and sofas by himself, and other things. This home has condensed his efforts... Of course, now in Zhou Xiaoli, who slept like a dead pig in the guest room, didn't count.
Zheng Yangyang threw his schoolbag onto the sofa and looked at Gao Min pitifully: "Teacher, I'm hungry..."
Gao Min looked at his watch, it was already 07:30, he couldn't help but yelled: "Excuse me, Yangyang, you watch TV first, do you have some biscuits to eat? The teacher baked it himself..." He dug out a box of biscuits from the cabinet, It was time to put a small cup of drink on the tea table: "Eat something first, I'll cook."
Usually when he is alone, he is not in a hurry to eat. He likes to cook things carefully. Even if it is just fried rice, he can cook it for half an hour.When Zhou Xiaoli was around, he didn't care about the time issue, it would be nice to have something to eat, so he couldn't be picky.
But now that there is a small child in the family, the child cannot be hungry, which is not good for physical development.
Gao Min hastily changed into her home clothes, put on a pink bear apron, and began to look through the refrigerator.
There are ham, eggs, and various vegetables in the refrigerator. Gao Min has quite high requirements for the quality of life. Basically, he goes shopping once every two or three days, and he doesn’t buy a lot at a time, just enough to eat.
"Yangyang, is there anything you don't want to eat?" Gao Min raised his voice and asked.
Zheng Yangyang was eating biscuits while watching various commercials on TV. At 07:30, there were no good programs to watch.Hearing Gao Min's question, he thought hard for a moment: "Teacher, I don't like hard things."
Gao Min smiled, as long as a child is afraid of suffering, especially taking medicine, it is almost exhausting.However, he himself liked to eat bitter gourd since he was a child, and his parents often said it was a quirk.
Quickly prepared two dishes and one soup, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, minced meat and green peppers, and a large pot of white fungus, tofu and egg soup.The aroma of the steaming white rice made Zheng Yangyang quickly jump off the sofa and run into the kitchen: "Teacher, it smells so good..."
The kitchen and dining room of Gao Min's house are connected, and there are a lot of things in it, such as oven, microwave, refrigerator, etc., and it is full, so every time I eat, I have to go to the living room.
"It's delicious!" Zheng Yangyang scooped up a piece of egg with a spoon, stuffed it into his mouth, and pursed his mouth so hot that he breathed out.Gao Min filled a bowl of soup for him, stirred it gently with a small spoon, and blew the hot air on it, so that the soup would cool down faster: "Drink the soup before meals, so you can lose weight and be healthy. Come on, Yangyang, drink some first." Soup."
Zheng Yangyang leaned closer to the small bowl, and sipped the soup: "Teacher, you are really good, cooking is delicious."
Gao Min likes to be praised by others. Hearing Yang Yang say this, he smiled happily: "Really? What does Yang Yang usually eat at home?"
Zheng Yangyang stuffed a piece of white fungus into his mouth, chewed and said, "My dead father... Uh, my father is so lazy, he always ordered takeaway. I used to eat at my grandpa's house, and then my father had a fight with my grandpa. I don’t have anything to eat. Oh, teacher, you don’t know, my father and his girlfriend came and said they wanted to cook, and they almost ate me to death.” He had a look on his face that you don’t know how annoying it is: “I’d rather The aunt selling snacks downstairs is my father's girlfriend."
Gao Min let out a chuckle, and covered his mouth with his hands: "Yangyang, if you don't mind, I'll come to the teacher's house for dinner later." If this child is allowed to be with his irresponsible father, he will be worried to death.
Zhou Xiaoli smelled the fragrance, got up from the bed, and opened the bedroom door barefoot: "My dear Minmin, you are finally back!" Looking at him, Zheng Yangyang: "Oh, who is this? Minmin, is this your illegitimate child? No...I treat you so well, so sincerely..."
Before he finished speaking, the apron thrown by Gao Min covered his face: "Go and wash your face and brush your teeth quickly, so you can breathe."
Zhou Xiaoli grabbed the apron off his head and bit the corner of the apron: "You are bad, you are good, you have brought your illegitimate child home, why don't you let me say a few words?"
Gao Min was so angry: "This is a child from the kindergarten. I brought it back because the adults at home didn't come to pick it up."
Zhou Xiaoli panicked: "You, you, you... Minmin, you actually abducted a child, and you are still Mrs. Xiaozheng... So you are so good..."
Gao Min was about to go crazy: "Zhou Xiaoli, shut up!! What nonsense are you talking about in front of a child!" He turned his head and wanted to tell Zheng Yangyang to ignore that strange millet, but he saw Yang Yang's expression of watching the excitement : "Teacher, is that your boyfriend?"
Just as Gao Min was about to say something, Zhou Xiaoli pounced on him and knelt down beside the sofa: "I have been in love with Minmin for many years, you cannot separate us!"
Zheng Yangyang was amused and giggled: "Teacher, you have really bad eyesight."
Gao Min slapped Zhou Xiaoli away from the corner of the wall, and then said seriously to Zheng Yangyang: "That weird Shushu is the teacher's classmate, not a boyfriend, don't listen to his nonsense, and the teacher is a boy, and he will have a girlfriend in the future of."
Zheng Yangyang looked regretful: "Give a girlfriend, don't you want it? I still want to kill my family when I grow up... Uh, my father is here to propose marriage. Teacher, it would be great for you to marry me."
Gao Min: "...Who instilled this strange idea in you?"
Zheng Yangyang was serious: "Dad said it, if you like it, you have to say it, otherwise you will be taken advantage of by others." He pretended to be an adult, pointed to Zhou Xiaoli in the corner and said: "Boy, if you like it again in the future, you should be yourself first." Take advantage, you know, if you start late, even the best cabbage will be crushed by pigs, and you will cry to death by then!"
Zhou Xiaoli collapsed to the ground, out of breath from laughing.
Gao Min opened her mouth wide in surprise: "This... this... what did your father teach you????"
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