just eat you

Early in the morning, the [-] of a certain building in a certain community uttered a woman's scream: "Zhou Xiaoli, you, my mother, I'll get the hell out!!!!!! The early birds were frightened and flew away.

The door facing the corridor was opened with a slam, and a man wearing a white vest with Hawaiian pants and holding a notebook was pushed out in a state of embarrassment: "Oh, Riyi... How could you treat me like this, Juanzi!" fuck your head! "Inside the door, a woman in pajamas made a teapot shape, and poked her finger on the man's forehead: "Let me tell you Zhou Xiaoli, you fucking eat my old lady's sleep, how dare you think that my mother's figure is not good?"You don't even look at your virtues!Have you been wearing this vest for a week?Don't you feel sour? "

The man called Zhou Xiaoli lifted his vest and put it under his nose and sniffed it: "It's not sour, it just smells like smoke... No, Juanzi, didn't I pay the living expenses?"

"Bah! Juanzi's sneering face is about to distort: ​​"300 yuan a month is enough to pay for utility bills, but you poor man fiddles around every day, you really need to fiddle with some money." She Smooth and smooth: "Okay, I don't bother to talk to you anymore, I don't have to worry about not being able to find a man, you, you can go to whomever you like, and you can fool people by taking advantage of your face, don't grow up when the time comes Wrinkles are not close to a rich woman, my old lady will not serve you anymore! After finishing speaking, the door was slammed shut.

"Juanzi Juanzi!" Zhou Xiaoli threw himself on the door and knocked vigorously, "You open the door first...Damn, I'm still barefoot, so give me your shoes anyway."

The door opened again, and a pair of flip flops patted Zhou Xiaoli's face: "What's missing, you finish it quickly! Juanzi is very aggressive.

"That..." Zhou Xiaoli salivated, "Give me 20 yuan, I haven't eaten since evening."

Juanzi was so angry that she ran into the house, then ran out again, and threw a banknote on Zhou Xiaoli's body: "Get out, get out of here!!"

The door slammed shut with a loud bang.

Zhou Xiaoli put on his shoes, bent down to pick up a green bill, and clicked his tongue: "This woman, really, she will definitely not be able to marry after she has such a temper."

The opposite door opened with a creak, and an old man poked his head out: "Are you done arguing?"

"Ah, ha... the quarrel is over, did you disturb your rest? I'm so sorry..." Zhou Xiaoli apologized quickly.

"It's all right," the old man turned around and came out with a bird cage, "I just want to go for a walk with the birds, lest you scare my Xiuxiu." A thrush jumped up and down in the cage and chirped.

Zhou Xiaoli thought gloomyly: So I am not as good as a bird.

The air in the early morning is very fresh, old men and old ladies doing morning exercises in twos and threes in the community stroll around, or get together to exercise.

Pulling on his slippers, Zhou Xiaoli walked on the asphalt road, humming a little song, and seemed to be in a good mood.

He looked at his watch, it was only 07:30, at this time he should have been lying in bed and sleeping soundly, he was so tired that he wrote a novel all night last night.But being quarreled by that dead woman early in the morning, after such a toss, he became more energetic.

He didn't plan to take a car, so he just strolled around. Anyway, this place is not far from where he lives. If he walks back, he can have breakfast downstairs.

Zhou Xiaoli is a guy who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the grain. After graduating from university, he has been at home as an unemployed young man. He can be kicked out within a day or two of finding a job.His mother raised him until he was 24. She couldn't take it anymore, so she kicked him out of the house and left him to fend for himself.

Zhou Xiaoli should also be lucky. One of his junior high school classmates found a job as a teacher in this city after graduating from university, and his family used to be economically minded. The family took out the money to buy a two-bedroom and one-living room.The house has already doubled by now.

Zhou Xiaoli was a little envious. His family didn't live here. When he first came to this big city, he felt that if he was so old, if he didn't come to the big city to mess around, he would always be looked down upon by others, so he brought his things and came to share the rent with his classmates.

It was said that it was a shared lease, but they also confiscated how much money he had.

Zhou Xiaoli is very handsome, with a height of 1.7 meters [-], a very sunny appearance, a white smile and a dimple, which is very popular with all types of women.Since junior high school, he has relied on this face to eat and drink, until he graduated from college and was kicked out by his family.Now I have lived in a classmate's house for a year, and my job has not been settled, but my girlfriend has changed a lot.

However, no matter how much he likes to raise a boy with a handsome face, he can't stand Zhou Xiaoli's slovenliness.

Yes, he is so scruffy!

In the summer, I can stay out of the house for a week, watch the computer every day to do some literary creation, do not wash the clothes, and have to be forced to take a bath occasionally.On the table, except for his laptop keyboard, which can be cleaned because it is covered with keyboard film, there is a thick layer of dust on other places.After eating a meal, you can never wash the dishes, and you can use it next time after eating this time, which is also called environmental protection.

Aren't all the girls now delicate, although they can be attracted by him at first, but after a long time, they will find that this is a ball of donkey dung!Especially this man is lazy, even lazy to do that, unwilling to move.

So no matter which girlfriend you spend a long time with, you will be kicked out.

Zhou Xiaoli is also used to it.

Zhou Xiaoli's landlord and roommate is actually a preschool teacher, yes, a male kindergarten teacher.Diligent, loves to work, and speaks quietly.When he was in junior high school, Zhou Xiaoli used to be at the same table with him and often bullied him.But he had a good heart and knew that he had no place to live, so he let him come.Not only let him stay, but also clean up the house, wash clothes and cook for him from time to time, like a little bee with a cleanliness.Zhou Xiaoli thinks that his classmate is good everywhere, but he is too motherly.She is a sissy, she likes to raise her orchid fingers when she speaks, she likes to purse her lips when she smiles, and she walks gracefully and gracefully.

It is estimated that only such a man can be a kindergarten teacher, right?He scratched his head and giggled.

It was 08:30 when he reached the breakfast stall, and he walked for an hour before he knew it.

The breakfast vendor built a shed on the side of the road, with ventilation on all sides, just to keep out the sun and rain.Zhou Xiaoli bought a bowl of old tofu and four deep-fried dough sticks, got into the shed and set up a table with others, and started to gobble it up.

This street can be regarded as a commercial street, with a very popular appearance, and it is surrounded by residential areas, where you can make money by setting up a stall casually.Zhou Xiaoli likes to eat this old tofu very much, it is very tasty, fragrant and smooth.If this place can be a small restaurant, there will probably be more people, after all, the shed cannot hold too many people.

When he returned to his classmate's house, his classmate had already gone to work.Zhou Xiaoli fumbled in the computer bag for a long time, took out a bunch of keys, and opened the door with a click.

After eating and drinking enough, the sleepiness will come up.He kicked the slippers on his feet aside, walked barefoot from the bare floor to his room, stripped off his clothes, and rolled onto the bed. After a while, a slight snoring sounded.

Crescent Kindergarten started to leave school at 06:30, and the adults who had been waiting eagerly at the gate of the kindergarten took their sweet babies home one after another.

Gao Min looked at the little guy holding a submachine gun and "shooting" at the children and their parents non-stop, and shouting: "Da da da." He couldn't help sighing.

Since yesterday, no one has come to pick him up, and his father cannot be reached by phone.Gao Min only knew that this kid was from a single-parent family and lived in a high-end residential area far away from here. His father seemed to be a businessman.

A businessman knows how to make money, and he doesn't even want children!

Gao Min had an extremely bad impression of this parent.

"Yangyang, do you want to stay at the teacher's house today?" Gao Min pulled Zheng Yangyang, and asked slowly.

Zheng Yangyang went to stay at the home of a female teacher yesterday, but that teacher arranged a blind date today. It is not convenient for the other teachers to have boyfriends, or there are old people at home. In short, it is better for him to be single.

Zheng Yangyang nodded indifferently: "I'm sure."

Gao Min laughed.

This child has just been admitted to the hospital for a week and is extremely active. Now he is the first child. He is also very cute with a thick head and a tiger head. He is very popular with teachers and other children.However, he felt that the child's education at home was not very good, and he was too old or young.Every day when I came here, I greeted the beautiful female teacher, and shouted childishly: "Good morning, beauty." This made a group of young female teachers laugh from ear to ear.When he saw the male teacher, he showed a tugging look: "You will be my little brothers, and I will protect you."

But Zheng Yangyang likes Gao Min very much, he thinks this teacher is very different, he is clean every day, has a sweet smile, and has a good smell on his body.

But the child's psychology is rather awkward, that is, if he loves him, he will bully him, so when he talks to Gao Min, he always looks very amazing, and Gao Min always laughs until he touches his forehead.

All the children in the kindergarten had left. Zheng Yangyang looked at the gate eagerly, but couldn't wait for the familiar figure.

Gao Min called Zheng Yangyang's father again, but no one answered.

"Yangyang, come on, get dressed and go play at the teacher's house today." Gao Min put on a small coat for him, and carried a small schoolbag and a small water bottle.

"Isn't dad coming today?" Zheng Yangyang looked up at him.

Gao Min knelt down and touched Zheng Yangyang's forehead: "Father has to earn money and is busy, so Yangyang can only stay at the teacher's house today."

"Cut," Yang Yang's immature face made a very disdainful expression: "That old pervert will die in the woman's bed sooner or later! Gao Min's black line, once again slandering the child's parents, how is this educated? Such a thing in the face of a child!!