I only like you as a paper man

Expansion base... Ah no, the decoration and expansion of the milk tea shop is progressing very smoothly, and the paper people have also ushered in a month-long holiday. Everyone can finally start to love each other in the love island mode!

Well, being in love with each other is nonsense, after all, it is impossible for certain paper people to love each other, even in this lifetime.

You are very smart, the expansion work only started after Amuro Toru came home, after all, there are too many girls who came to Amuro, you even took the opportunity to start a "recharge four digits can watch live action for free" My Lover is a country'" promotion.

Said this line too many times, and Toru Amuro, who was almost psychologically affected by it, said: Although I still love my country deeply, I don't want to say the phrase 'my lover is this country' again in my life .

However, Amuro does not reject life in another world. After all, it does not conflict with the time in the original world, and it will not affect his work. He can take a vacation and think about some related matters... If it is not because he returns to the original world, he may forget the time in the original world. If this happened, then this is really a good place.

You are also very happy, because God knows how many times before Amuro Toru came to another world, you and Nai Frost and other gay friends talked about "I really want to eat the sandwich I made".So when he's wearing it backwards, you'll find him for a sandwich every chance you get.

Amuro said that although he feels honored that you like the sandwiches he made, he is a paper man after all. If he goes back to the original world, won’t you never be able to eat your favorite sandwiches again?

I don't know if he really doesn't understand or if he doesn't understand, what you love is not a sandwich at all, but a sandwich made by Toru Amuro himself! !

Anyway, he found a chance to teach you how to make Amuro's special sandwich, so that even if he returns to the original world, you can be self-sufficient.

As the saying goes, you can't say too much, and you can't mess with Flag.

The day after Toru Amuro finished speaking these words, he disappeared from the real world without a trace.

Tuosi and Dazai, who have nothing to do, like playing chess on the rooftop the most. From chess to backgammon to fighting beast chess to shogi, they have fought all over.It is said that they even tried flying chess, but unfortunately they gave up because no one hit a six after two people rolled the dice for half an hour—no matter how clever their brains are, in the case of absolute fairness and justice, it is impossible to cheat. Tosi and Osamu Dazai are also no match for the powerful enemy named "luck".

This kind of thing also happens when playing "UNO".

Unlike other chess and card games, even if you know the cards in other people's hands, or even if everyone shows their cards to play, you may not win.Occasionally, it would happen that all the cards in other people's hands were gone, but Dazai and Tuo Si still had more than a dozen cards left in their hands.

Because everyone will throw +2 or +4 to them in unanimous agreement, and they have nothing to say, the UNO official even announced a new rule recently: +2 and +4 hands cannot be stacked.

This makes you can't help denouncing: UNO officials don't understand UNO! !

However, the game of werewolf killing is different. It does not rely on luck, but on brain power and intelligence, plus a little bit of flickering. It can be said to be a good game for Tuosi and Dazai to show their talents.

You can't win if they're teammates.

If they are opponents, you may listen to the speeches of both sides and feel like shutting yourself out.

In the end, everyone reached a consensus——

In short, at the beginning of the game, kill him twice/ticket out.

Dazai and Tosi, who were excluded together because of too many bugs, said:

"Let's go to the rooftop to play flying chess."

"I agree."

Going to the milk tea shop under renovation to help out is a shift system.

Occasionally, they will become the losers of the previous day's game-in fact, everyone is not to the extent that they don't want to go to the store to help, they just want to find an excuse to play.

What game?

Due to Osamu Dazai and Dostoevsky's brains being too ordinary, puzzle and board games were first passed.

Forget about the original unpleasantness in a different world, so fighting games were also passed.

It ended up being a Mario Kart prop race.

Fair and open.

The losers are different every day.

One day, the loser finally becomes you.

After all, you are the boss, and it is only natural to help out in the store, so you have no complaints.

However, when you return home, tragedy strikes.

When you regain consciousness, you find yourself in a room you have never seen before.

No, this place should not be counted as a room, but like an abandoned building.That's right, it must be an abandoned building... This scenery is the same as in the ZHIYU game Nier Automata you have played before.

Shouldn't it be crossing again?

You raised your head in despair, looked at the ceiling, and thought to yourself that if you really time-traveled, then you must have been involved in some terrible incident.Because no matter how you look at it, your current situation is like... being kidnapped.

Yes, kidnapped.

You are sitting on a chair right now, your hands are tied behind your back, not to mention, even your mouth is covered with tape... How painful it will be when you tear it off later.

You sit on the chair with no expression on your face, you only feel pain in your buttocks, and you really want to stand up and walk around.

You're not even afraid at all.

It's better to say... Did this kidnapper watch too many movies or TV shows from the last century?Didn't expect people to use such an ancient kidnapping method these days?

Compared with the fear that Dazai gave you when you traveled to another world before, it's like being stepped on by ants.

To get the kidnapper's attention, you stomped your feet and pretended to be struggling.

"Oh, don't struggle, you can't break free with your strength!" An unfamiliar male voice came from behind you, and you thought to yourself, maybe this is the kidnapper himself, and you don't know how many people there are.

When you look back, the leader is actually a short, middle-aged man wearing glasses, and behind him stand a dozen or so gangster-looking people, with the words "main storyline battle NPC" written on their heads.

"Hey, as long as you are obedient, I promise not to do anything to you when I get the money."

The middle-aged man is oily, he walks up to you and touches your face like all kidnapper villains do.

…………

You are still very calm, not panicking at all, even thinking about telling your friends who like cosplay after you go back: here is a treasured location for location shooting.

"I know, you were too scared to speak."

...No, so it's not like that at all!Even if your mouth is sealed with tape, you will be banned if you round it up, but can't he understand the disdain in your little eyes?

"For the sake of being a weak little girl, I'll help you tear off the tape."

...? ? ?

No, only this please don't! ! !

Guess this middle-aged man would not know how painful it is to remove the tape. Such an inhuman thing like removing the tape from the skin should be one of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty!

The middle-aged man stretches out his sinful hand to you.

Even if you shake your head desperately, it's useless to say no to it all over your face.

He tore off the tape without hesitation.

It hurts----!

……what.

Why doesn't it hurt at all? ? ?

"W-why...?" After being silenced, you finally spoke your first line.

"Of course it's for money! For the ransom! Because you are the owner of a well-known milk tea shop!!!"

... Nonsense, with the current situation, if it wasn't because of this, you would be even more surprised, okay? ?

You can clearly see the tape on the man's hand, it turned out to be washi tape, no wonder it doesn't hurt at all.

The tape on your back isn't even paper tape, is it...?You thought about it and looked back.

Oh well, it's the rope, GG.

"This is your phone." When the kidnapper handed you your phone, he accidentally clicked on your lock screen. Looking at Fei Jia kissing on the lock screen, you felt a bit of relief, "In order to stagger your phone The disappearance time disturbs the police investigation, so please post a Weibo in your usual tone first."

"...So you assume that my friend will definitely call the police?" It may be because you spend all day with the port Mafia, some criminal organizations and their bosses, and your courage has grown. After a while, he dared to complain in front of the kidnappers.

"Don't your family members call the police?"

"Sorry, I don't have a family." You applaud yourself, knowing that you are the victim, but you can say such villainous lines.

"... Oh, I'm sorry." The kidnapper felt that he accidentally opened your scar, and he even apologized to you.

"…………???" Chacha question mark.jpg

"Then your friends always call the police?"

"...So you presuppose that they will definitely call the police!? Don't you usually make a phone call first and say not to call the police or threaten to tear up the ticket!?"

"Even if you say that, you will still call the police!!! This is how it is played in movies!!!"

"…………"

You are speechless and even more fearless.

How could a fool like this be the opponent of Dazai, Tuosi and a bunch of paper people?

And I'm sorry, they really don't know how to call the police. Even if they call the police, they must first find milk cream. After all, they don't have passports, and the only one with a passport probably doesn't want to take risks.

"So hurry up and post on Weibo." The kidnapper uncle put the phone on your lap.

"How can I post on Weibo when my hands are tied? Are you expecting me to play with my phone with my tongue!?"

"...Okay, let me send it for you. What's the unlock code?"

"I unlocked it with my fingerprint, you can touch it on my right index finger."

The kidnapper obediently complied.

Having said that, you have already unlocked your mobile phone, so you can transfer money directly to Alipay, right? ? ?Isn't this uncle too naive? ?

Or because Alipay requires real-name authentication and is too easy to track, he thinks cash is safer?

"I took a look at your Weibo, you are a Two-dimensional."

"……………………?"

If you tie me up, tie me up, why are you still swearing! ?

"What are you going to post? Remember to imitate your own tone."

You can’t help but think of the Weibo you saw a while ago: If you were kidnapped and the kidnapper asked you to post Weibo to prove that everything is normal, what would you post to remind your fans that you are in an abnormal state?

So, you and the kidnapper said——

"... I have always liked Mr. Dostoevsky."

The author has something to say:

Tuo:………………………………………………?

Zai: In fact, if I always like Mr. Dazai, it can also produce results.

中: What a mess, hurry up and save people!First report —————

Tea: Why isn't the hound here! !Why did brother Tou go back? ! !Otherwise, you can play the "I am the police!" meme, okay! ! ! ! ! ! ! !What a waste! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

感谢在2020-01-1711:09:33~2020-01-1811:05:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 31 bottles of Shangxian; 8 bottles of Feijiu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!