I only like you as a paper man

When Gogol, who had nothing to do and swiped Weibo with his mobile phone, saw that the kidnappers sent you [@茶茶_I want to climb the wall: I will always like Mr. Dostoevsky! [爱心][爱心][爱心]] was tweeting on Weibo, his hands trembled, and he accidentally let the phone slip down, hitting his face directly.

it hurts.

Fortunately, his mobile phone is not heavy.

Wait a moment……

...WTF?

Chacha was pierced by the soul?

No, you finally figured it out? ?

Did you make it official? ? ?

Wait a minute, isn't Mr. Tosi still in the room?Did you use QQ or WeChat to confess? ?

Gogol was as surprised by this incident as he was when you knocked on his door early in the morning when the manga was updated some time ago and shouted that Gogol kisses and I love you——

"That's great, kiss Gogol! Congratulations, Pubento!!! Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll buy you everything!!!"

God knows how long you waited for him to go online!You finally made it through! !

Of course, you still don't forget to observe three seconds of silence for Akutagawa. This battle for the offline overlord was won by Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"What, what, where did you see the Chacha update?" He still remembers asking you like this at that time, and you told him: It's your turn to save Sigma, good job!

Gogol thought that the author was quite good at dividing the plot, and he actually saved the main event for next month. He can't wait to see your expression after watching the update on the 4th of next month.

Gogol still remembers that after you celebrated for him, you went to celebrate for Sigma and bought a lot of cookies for Sigma to eat.

...well, that's not the point now!

Now we should focus on Chacha's Weibo, shall we? ?

Gogol rolled out of bed, didn't even have time to put on his slippers, and as soon as he went out, he bumped into Sigma who happened to be coming out of the opposite door.

"What's the matter, Mr. Sigma, with a flustered expression."

"...Have you seen Miss Chacha's Weibo?"

"I see, it really is because of this, Sigma-kun."

"No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look right." Sigma analyzed clearly, "Miss Chacha told me yesterday... Even if she married Gin, she wouldn't like Mr. Dostoevsky."

"No matter how you listen to that, you are angry, right? Speaking of this comparison, Yabai www, even I can't help but start to feel sorry for Tuo Sijun!"

"...I don't think either he or gin is good." Sigma shook his head.

"So are you going to ask Mr. Sigma about the situation?" Gogol asked again, "Then I knocked on the door?"

"Wait, wait a minute, I think we should organize the language—"

Before Sigma finished speaking, he was interrupted.

The doors in front of his eyes were opened by Dosi.

"...she was kidnapped."

Dostoevsky, who was still extremely calm even though he was speaking such tense lines, said so.

"Tuo Sijun, how did you find out so early? Did you set up a special concern for Chacha?" Gogol immediately discovered the blind spot... Ah no, he grasped the key point, "It's only been 2 minutes!"

"Please don't focus on such nonsense, Mr. Gogol."

Tosi is still very calm, based on his understanding of you, there are only two possibilities for you to post this kind of Weibo.

The first possibility is that you are in danger, but you can't ask for help from the outside world, but you can only use this method to inform him of your situation.

The second possibility is: ...you are drinking too much.

Dostoevsky, he swears, you will never be allowed to touch alcohol again.

About half a month ago, the situation was very special that day, he was the only paper man in the real world.This can't help but remind him of the day when he traveled to another world for the first time. It was only you and him, and a few months passed in a blink of an eye.

You didn't know what was going on that day, and you brought home several bottles of vodka and said that the opportunity was rare, and you wanted to compete with him for alcohol.

Of course he saw through your inner calculation at a glance-you wanted to try to get him drunk.

Although he doesn't know what you are doing, he doesn't even need to figure out the reason, because...

Are you joking?You want to get him drunk?

Even if he's weak (row), he's a racially superior Russian.

You actually want to get him drunk?

Rather than rejecting you, Tosi, who pretended to agree to drink two glasses with you, that he would be freed after you got drunk, agreed to you, after all, he was not in a bad mood that day.

What he didn't expect was that you actually poured a glass.

Oh, and a glass is too flattering, it's only half a glass.

...and still want to get him drunk? ? ?

He looked at you lying on the table as if you were about to lose consciousness, and finished drinking the third glass of vodka with your little finger up.

He hesitated for three seconds between the options of "carrying you back to the room" and "putting you under a blanket", and finally chose the latter.If you wake up drunk and find yourself sleeping in bed, it is estimated that your mind will diverge into outer space and think about things you shouldn't think about.

When he covered you with a blanket, you grabbed the corner of his clothes.

He listened to you calling his name, and muttered a line that he would never say.

So you can tell the truth when you're drunk, he thought.

Back to the previous hypothetical topic.

——However, you should not drink outside, so the answer is the former.

………………

But the other side is different.

Before Dazai saw your Weibo, Zhong kicked open the door of his room: "It's your fault for the dead bandage! Chacha was kidnapped!!!"

"...?" Dazai, who was lying on the bed reading a book and didn't see this information at the first time, blinked at Zhongya, "Did you lose Chuya in Truth or Dare?"

"Where is the truth or dare! Only Chacha is keen on this kind of cheating game!!!"

"How's the situation?" Dazai stood up and sat up on the bed, got out of bed, and immediately got into the mood.

"...I don't know yet."

"what?"

"It was Nairhuang who called to tell me that Chacha had been kidnapped."

Because Zhongye was standing at the door of the room and didn't close the door, the water cup in Hasebe's hand fell down...fortunately, it was just a paper cup.

"W-what-!?"

Since just now, I have been staring at the clock, thinking "Why hasn't the lord come home yet, it shouldn't be", "Did the lord encounter any danger, why don't you call and ask or go pick her up?", " No, if you talk too much, you may be disgusted by the master, but the safety of the master is really the most important," Hasebe roared.

"Hey, Nakahara Chuya, say it again, what did you do to the master!?"

"...It's not me!"

Then, Nakajima Atsushi, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, who happened to pass by who were worried about your safety, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who happened to pass by and didn't care about your safety at all, but immediately got excited when he heard that an enemy appeared, also joined the conversation. middle.

So Zhong also began to explain the situation - he received a call from Nai Shuang, saying that Chacha had been kidnapped and she was on her way to Chacha's house.

Zhong Ye asked calmly: Did the kidnapper call you?

Cream answered: no.

Zhong Ye asked suspiciously: Then how did you know that Chacha was kidnapped?

Milk Cream replied: Because I saw Chacha's Weibo.

Zhong Ye clicked on Weibo and took a look, then asked again: Based on this sentence, how can you analyze that Chacha was kidnapped?

Milk Cream replied: Because I saw a Weibo asking [how to prove that you were kidnapped in one sentence] before, and I showed Chacha the screenshot at that time, and Chacha's answer was - "I always like Mr. Dostoevsky "ah! ! !

It turned out to be so, well-founded and convincing.

Zhong also calmed the mood of Hui Cream, saying that he would inform other people to find a way-after recalling.

Candlestick felt that it was time to inform the literary giants, little wild dogs, villain terrorists on the second floor, so he called the people upstairs as well.

When Milk Cream arrives at your house, she always feels that she has gone to the wrong door... Ah no, the wrong world line——

What's going on, the detective agency held a round table meeting with the Five Decays of Heaven and Man and Hong Kong gangsters? ? ?

Why is there a laptop in front of Tosi? Is he the commander-in-chief? ? ?

No, this is not a round table meeting, this is a military meeting! ! !

There are peony cakes in the middle of the table! ! !Do you really plan to save Chacha? ?

At the beginning of the meeting, Sigma and Dun kept thinking on the bright side, maybe you just posted a Weibo out of boredom, or your account was hacked?

However, this possibility was quickly rejected, because Milk Cream called you at that time, but no one answered.Logically speaking, if you just finished posting Weibo a second ago, it is impossible not to receive a call.Even if you don't want to answer, you will hang up and leave a QQ message to ask the other party what's the matter.

...What exactly is this kidnapper planning?If I want to pretend that you are safe and sound, then I should let you answer the phone, right? ?

Dostoevsky and Osamu Dazai immediately analyzed the purpose of the robber's behavior—probably to delay time and take you away from the city center.

Of course, it's also possible that the robbers deliberately let them speculate like this, but it might actually be nearby.

They calculated what might happen, but after all, this was in a different world, and there was no real proof that "Chacha was really kidnapped", so it was not easy to act without authorization.

Hasebe, who didn't have the patience to wait for the memories to end, wanted to leave him to find you time and time again, but was stopped by Candlestick Cut-Shanghai is so big, even if you move fast enough to investigate, it's not enough.

"Do you want to call Miss Chacha again?" Atsushi Nakajima suggested.

"Alright." Dazai said, and dialed your phone, but no one answered.

Zhong also called once, but no one answered.

Atsushi Nakajima called again, but no one answered.

Sigma called again, but still no answer.

Gogol snatched Tosi's cell phone and called again.

After a few beeps, it was connected.

"what?"

"Eh?"

Although everyone hoped that the call would be connected, no one was surprised that the call would actually be connected.

But in the next second, everyone shut up in solidarity.

Gogol pressed the hands-free button and handed the phone to Tosi.

"...What's the matter?" Tosi pretended nothing happened, and took the phone.

From the mobile phone came the voice of a strange man who had never heard before.

"Are you the unaccompanied Miss Chacha, the only boyfriend you can rely on in this world?"

Tosi: …………………

Everyone: …………………………… (Hold it, don’t laugh.

The expression on Tuo Si's face did not change significantly, and he still maintained the tone just now, and replied to the kidnapper:

"I'm."

The author has something to say:

Tea:…………?Why did I get disconnected!Why did I get disconnected! ! !I'm the main character, okay? ! !

Tuo: ... Have you forgotten something? I am also one of the protagonists.

Fruit: I smell the sour smell of love,

Cha: And how could I be so stupid as to ask you to compare my drinking capacity! ! ! ! (← I even forgot all about this