I only like you as a paper man

Chuya Nakahara was the most surprised person about Toru Amuro traveling to the real world.

"This, isn't this the man who can drive the car on the train and drive Newton to death!?"

I don't know why the time to travel to the present world is a bit late this time, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't show up until everyone finished eating, said the same.

"...Even I know about this." Although I had already talked to you about the known plots of this world last night, Amuro never expected that the people on Bungo Little Stray Dogs' studio would also know the plots.

Well, it's not surprising, after all, he also knows the plot in the world of Wenhao Xiaoyegou.

To be honest, the plot of the confrontation between himself and Dostoevsky appeared in his mind——

Before slightly.

"Get out of my Japan."

"...Excuse me, this is China."

...Maybe it will unfold like this.

Amuro shook his head.

"Mr. Nakaya!" You slapped the table and stood up, "So you are the least qualified person present to cue Newton, okay!!!"

You really regret that you didn't go to Chuya Nakahara when you were in another world, you really want to experience the feeling of flying, okay?

"It's different!" Nakahara Zhongya replied rationally, "I have a supernatural power, but there is no such thing as supernatural power in their worldview!!!"

"That's true..." Unexpectedly, one day, you will be choked back by Zhongya.

"Chuya, you really don't understand." Dazai grabbed the topic, "The reason why Amuro can do such things that ordinary people can't do is of course... for the performance and box office!!!"

"Don't talk about the performance and box office in front of the parties in a serious way!!!"

"...People who call themselves Snow White for the performance and box office are not qualified to say such things!"

You and Chuya immediately stood on the same front against Osamu Dazai. As the saying goes, the enemy of an enemy is a friend!

"Cough... Mr. Dazai, you actually claimed to be Snow White... I'm sorry..."

"Look, Mr. Dazai, even Akutagawa can't help complaining about you!!!"

"When I got the news that Mr. Dazai might be an enemy, I was really disturbed to be honest," said Atsushi.

"Oh, that's right. Mr. Dazai and Mr. Amuro are exactly the same in being mistaken for Erwuzi!" You applaud, "Although at the end...of course everyone is still a good person!"

"Everyone should exclude Tuo Sijun!"

Since your dialogue is full of spoilers, it is full of noise to Gogol.But it doesn't matter, even if he only heard your last sentence, he can persecute Tuo Si seamlessly.

"You're right." You clapped harder for Gogol, "You really deserve to be our Gogol!"

"When Chacha told me about my popularity in another world, to be honest, I was really taken aback." Even Toru Amuro never thought that he would be called a man of 90 billion.

"That's right! Mr. Amuro is the number one paper figure that girls all over the world want to marry!"

"—However, such a man has become the master's ex-boyfriend." Tsurumaru finally found an opportunity to steal the topic, pretending to be a narrator, and said this without any emotional bullying.

"Get out, stinky bird! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!!!" You covered Tsurumaru's mouth.

"... Doesn't this show that Tuo Sijun is attractive!"

"No, this is called Cheats: The Technique of Repeatedly Jumping Over the Wall!" Tsurumaru broke free and continued to betray you.

"You can shut up for me!!!"

You subconsciously look at Tuosi and find that he is also looking at you.

You suddenly dig up old accounts: "It's okay! Mr. Dostoevsky said it! It doesn't matter how many paper man ex-boyfriends I have!!!"

Your roar made the whole living room fall silent.

...so you confirmed the relationship?

Have you confessed?

Cream CP locked?

Did I really fail at digging?

It's none of my business.

Miss Chacha, although I really want to bless you, but...

My life is at stake, run, my lord!

I don't know whether to congratulate or sympathize...

——For a while, everyone's psychological activities were different.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake in a hurry. What Mr. Dostoevsky said is that no matter how many paper ex-boyfriends I have, it has nothing to do with him!"

..............................

This time the atmosphere sank even faster.

But it doesn't matter, because there is no shortage of atmosphere masters present!

"After all, the Lord only likes people made of paper. If you want to have a relationship, it should be related to the paper Fei Jia!" As expected of your teammate Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

...No, isn't that right?

Amuro could only laugh awkwardly.

Indeed, you separate Dostoevsky himself, who is present, from Fedya, your favorite paper man, as if they were two completely different people.

However, you don't seem to regard him as a "completely different existence" from the other paper people at all.

"You're right!" You and Tsurumaru high-five.

"Speaking of which, my lord, the opportunity is rare, are you sure you don't want Amuro to perform that?"

"……that?"

"It's that one, that one!" Tsurumaru desperately gave you hints with his eyes.

"Oh, you said that---!!!" You finally remembered what Tsurumaru said, gave him a thumbs up, then turned to look at Amuro and said, "Mr. Amuro, can you act that out!! "

"Huh? What is that...?"

Amuro Toru's intuition told himself: Next, something bad must happen.

"That's it!!!"

You imitated the scene in the theater version, wiped the tip of your nose with your index finger, and then put your hand on the air steering wheel that did not exist in front of you:

"Heh... my lover is this country!"

Amuro: ………………………………

Alright, he now understands what is called a public execution scene.

In the afternoon, you ran to Cream's house.

"So!? So did brother Tou perform for you! Did you record it!??" Nai Shuang grabbed your shoulders with both hands, and kept shaking your body back and forth, "Why didn't you call me for such a good thing? Ah!!! Why didn’t you call me!!! Can I move to your house!?...No, forget it, it’s too troublesome!!”

"Of course I recorded it! Come and watch it!!!" You turn on your phone and pull out your carefully recorded video.

[...My lover, this country! ]

"Ahhhhhhhhh I'm dead—!" Nai Shuang clutched her chest and fell down on the bed, "Who doesn't like Toru Amuro! Who doesn't like Toru Amuro!!!"

Looking at Nai Frost's reaction, you can't help but think: I really don't know if you will feel green after seeing this scene.

Occasionally you will suspect that you and Cream were conjoined twins, because your thoughts will always be connected together.

"So, have you covered up the fact that you still like your ex-boyfriend in front of Tuosi?"

"...It's not called being in love with your ex-boyfriend, it's called jumping on the wall repeatedly." You corrected, "And of course my true love now is Fei Jia Kiss, so I won't just climb the wall and go to other places so easily. What about the place...! Of course repeated horizontal jumps are not wall climbing!"

"Yes, yes, of course it doesn't count. After all, when you updated Chapter 77 of the manga a few days ago and you found out that your Fei Jiaqin was about to lose weight, you called me and howled for six hours at night."

"Then it's Fei Jiaqin after all!! I can't even cover my coffin when I think Fei Jiaqin is going to lose, okay!!"

"Where do you get the coffin board if you are not dead yet! You wake me up!!!"

Immediately afterwards, you started crying to Nai Shuang again, "Qi Jia Fei is so weak!!!", "Didn't Dazai's words mean that Qin Qin Fei Jia will lose sooner or later! Although he is not the protagonist I’m sure I’ll lose!!”, “What if Fei Jiaqinqin loses all B points in the later stage!!” Yun Yun, it wasn’t until an hour later that you finally talked about serious matters with Nai Shuang——

The milk tea shop needs to be renovated for expansion, but you don't know what to do.

After hearing this, Nairhuang said that it was very easy to handle, and then called her mother and told you that as long as the money is in place, she will take care of it. After all, when the family opened a clothing store a few years ago, she was the one who ran it and was the supervisor of.

You and Nai Frost immediately reached a consensus, and said that as long as Zhongyuan Zhongye is online, he will be sent to accompany Nai Frost.

Buy one get one free, and you can also get a Dazai Osamu.

Don't worry about the cream.

You opened the mobile app and looked at the balance in your bank card, your eyes turned dark, and you fell on the cream bed.

"What's the matter with you, Chacha?"

Nairhuang looked at your phone screen curiously, and then she fell down on the bed with black eyes.

"... How many digits are there?"

"I don't know. When I look at it, there are always earthquakes, so I can't see clearly."

"It's your brain earthquake."

"Then do you see clearly?"

"No, I'm shocked too."

In the evening, you dragged Tuo Si out of the house, and the reason was to accompany you to buy vegetables.

Of course, he refused at first. After all, there are more suitable candidates than him in the room, and he has no reason to accompany you.

"...the last time you asked me to finish... that thing and never went out again, Mr. Dostoevsky. Do you know that there is a Chinese saying—well, it seems that there is no such saying, but My mother used to always say that people need to be grounded.”

... He really wanted to refuse.

However, the people next door kept whispering, the content was roughly: Chacha deserved it for wanting to climb the wall.

Even Amuro said——

"Even in a different world, you can't ignore sports. Besides, refusing a woman's invitation for no reason seems to be..."

"...It's not bad to think of it as a walk."

While talking, Tosi didn't give Anshi a chance to finish his sentence.He got up from the sofa, ignoring the voices of other people who continued to discuss "What does Tuosi want for Chacha?"

"Let's go, let's go." You sighed while changing your shoes, "Mr. Dostoyevsky will personally accompany me downstairs to buy groceries, maybe the world will be destroyed the next day—!"

...Obviously I am also your favorite paper man, so it's great that I haven't been persecuted.

For some reason, Amuro breathed a sigh of relief.

After you left, tonight's dishwashing staff, Kazuchu Amuro, chatted in the kitchen.

"Hey, your real identity is the police, right?"

"Hey, of course, I don't know why the cadres of Mafia at the port want me, the Japanese police, to do?"

"...What kind of eyes are you looking at? We are not in the same world at all, so we have no grudges, right? And even in my world, I have never endangered national security, or I have protected Yokohama several times."

"That's what I said... It's those few foreigners who endanger Japan's security in your world."

Say something about Fitzgerald and his cheery friends.

For example, talk about Dostoevsky and his (self-proclaimed) subordinates and temporary workers who have no autonomy.

"...Don't you know this?" Chuya said, "Even if you are not in the original world, it is not your duty to protect innocent citizens."

"what do you mean?"

"I mean, it doesn't matter if it's really okay for you to put tea, she's really going to be abducted by that devil... Anyway, she can be regarded as your little fan." As expected of Yokohama's No. An enthusiastic citizen Zhongyuan Zhongye yelled at the injustice, even though Chacha and him were just ordinary friends.

"This is indeed a problem, but..." Amuro put the washed dishes on the shelf, and said, "Indeed, if Chacha was tricked by a demon to do some bad things that endanger others, it should be done. Just stop it."

"Can……"

"When it comes to emotional issues, no one else has the right to intervene, right?"

The author has something to say:

Amuro: ...don't involve others in your emotional problems, thank you, I am too difficult

Tuo: You are not allowed to compete with me for the NO1 of "I'm Too Difficult"

感谢在2020-01-1601:50:14~2020-01-1711:09:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 233508861 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!