I only like you as a paper man

Although Amuro said he was here to help you, the actual situation is...you are the one helping him.

You know how to cook, but you only stay at the level of "know how to cook". It can't be compared with the familiarity of cooking with the man next to you.

While slapping Amuro, you sigh in your heart, "Mr. Amuro is really the most perfect man in the world" and "I am really the happiest woman in the world".The smile on your face has never disappeared from the moment you entered the kitchen, and even behind you there are sweet background special effects that only appear in girly animations.

I have to admit, the sandwiches he makes are really delicious.

Why!It's just an ordinary sandwich!Why is it so delicious!

——Tosi didn't sigh like that.

Seeing how much you love Amuro, the happiest person present is Osamu Dazai.

Devil, oh devil, you have today too.

As long as you can see Tuo Si deflated, of course...it doesn't matter who the target is!

"Chachachacha~" Dazai moved to your side, pretending to be whispering to you, but actually using a voice that everyone present could hear, "Where's your Fei Jia?"

——Wow, I actually said the four words "Fei Jia kisses", anyway, let's say it in my heart for a while.

"It's on my bed..." After answering Dazai's words, you realized something was wrong, so you added, "I'm talking about a pillow."

"Chacha is really a paper sex." Amuro said, there was no contempt in his tone, after all, your behavior has long been familiar to him.Paper girls mostly do this.

Unlike Tosi, who thinks that "the paper man's me is no different from me" and accepts all your actions, Amuro separates himself from the paper man's self, because the store's Most of the customers said: I only like paper figurines, the inflated ones are no good, they are not paper figurines at all!

Well, it seems that at least you haven't turned your back on anyone... What a pity!

——Osamu Dazai thinks so.

…………

The milk tea shop was full again.

Now, everyone present understands what a 90 billion man is.

If it is said that when Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai are selling milk tea together, there will be 10 units of people crowded at the door, then when Toru Amuro is selling milk tea, there will be 30 units of people crowded at the door of the store.

...You are about to collapse after being so busy in the store.

Although you called everyone to help today, including Osamu Dazai who is proud of making fun of fish, and the pride of "I am a free bird so I will not be bound", but in fact you are always helping others Gogol, plus Dostoyevsky who took the initiative to come here because of the good weather and his good mood... But the number of orders is so large, but there is only one small milk tea shop. No matter how many people there are, the efficiency will not be improved.

During lunch, you took the opportunity to sneak out with Tuosi.

You don't know why you called him, probably because he has been looking a little strange since this morning.

"Are you sick?" You are walking on the street, planning to find a place to eat, and then bring some bento to the people in the store.

"I'm not sick, why do I always ask this?"

"Because you've been weird since the morning." You found a suitable store on the Dianzhong x-ping app and opened the navigation.

"Could it be that Chacha thinks that... I only feel different when I'm sick?" Tuosi followed your pace, although he was not walking fast, but after all he was much taller than you, if you didn't pay attention, If you are not careful, you will distance yourself a little bit.

"No." You shook your head, "It will happen when your plans are disrupted... But I really can't think of any plans you have in another world, or even if you have, I wouldn't even know."

"You want to know?" Tosi didn't deny you.

"I don't want to." You replied in seconds, "I still don't know the subtleties of this kind of thing. I'm afraid of being killed."

"A clear judgment." Tosi said, "Indeed, if you don't want to be involved in dangerous disputes, it's better to be ignorant of the unknown. The more amazing the plan, the less known it is to be safe."

……

"But it's a pity." Tosi followed you into the store and sat down opposite you, "You guessed wrong...it's just my personal matter."

"..." You showed a surprised expression of "you still have a private matter".

"...Please don't put on the surprised expression of 'you are bothering about private matters', Chacha."

Something subtle is wrong, you think, Mr. Dostoevsky, you still overestimate me.

"What, what's the private matter!?" You instantly ignited the soul of gossip, "Is there any private matter that Mr. Dostoevsky can't solve! What! It's because I've lost too much hair recently, so I'm worried that I won't grow old Bald first!?"

"...This should be your trouble, Chacha."

"!?" You rubbed your hairline, "What, even Mr. Dostoevsky thinks I'm bald!!! But, damn it... I'm still so young!!!"

"No, just answering according to your words. Don't worry, your hair doesn't look like you need to worry about hair loss."

"Yes, yes, that's great." You breathed a sigh of relief, and handed the menu to Tosi, "So what's the matter?"

"...Are you very concerned about my private affairs?" Tosi flipped through the menu casually, closed it, and then asked you with his chin in his hands.

"If you don't want to say it, I won't force you, I just care about the employees."... I just want to get information.

"Then... if I tell you, what do you want to do?"

"It depends on the personal matter that annoys you, Mr. Dostoevsky. Have you decided what you want?"

"Ah."

You called the waiter to place an order, thinking in your heart that you must discuss this matter with Tuosi before serving the food, otherwise you will have no chance to start eating.

"Tell me! Na! Tell me! Na na na! You see, I use these special two-dimensional particles to ask you, so tell me na na na!!!"

"..." Please shut up, Tuosi endured these three words, "Chacha, what you said just now is—if I don't want to say it, you won't force me to say it, right?"

"If you don't want to talk about it, you won't say it's a personal trouble from the very beginning, but pretend nothing happened, right!! Tell me, tell me!!! I'm a good boy who is eager to help others, and I will definitely help you achieve it wish!!!”

"...Didn't you just say 'it depends on what kind of private matter is bothering me'?"

"Don't pay attention to the details! After all, if you're thinking about something bad, it's not a private matter... Tell me, what is it! I'm really curious!!!"

"Then, if..." Tosi had already thought about how to reply (tiao) to (xi) you, "If I said, I want 'my' sea view room badge...?"

"……………………"

Your smile freezes in the air.

"What, what, you said you wanted a Russian medal?" After 30 seconds, you squeezed out this sentence.And your acting skills are so bad at the moment, even passers-by can see that you deliberately pretended to hear it wrong.

"I said I wanted 'my' sea view room badge, yes...it seems to be the one that Chacha likes the most."

"…………"

——Fuck, are you serious, Mr. Dostoevsky!There must be a limit to joking! ! !

Tuo Si observed your reaction with great interest. You have already petrified in front of him. Although this was all in his expectation, when he actually saw it, it was really... more interesting.

"Why, why would Mr. Dostoevsky want this?" The waiter just served the food, and your hand holding the chopsticks is shaking.

"After all, it's my peripherals as a paper man, so I want to collect it on a whim...Although it's not impossible to buy it yourself, but..."

"How can you buy it yourself...!" For some reason, you suddenly used an honorific, "Mr. Dostoevsky, you can't do such a cheap thing!"

"...Well, what should I do then? Mr. Gogol doesn't look like he's going to help you, Chacha, you-" You definitely won't give me your favorite one, right? You often say, "Whoever proposes to me with 50 and 35 Fei Jia, I will marry him right away."

"You really want that?"

"Yes." Tosi continued to lie and didn't make a draft.

"……I see."

"Ok?"

"I'll give you one when I go back."

“…………………………?”

Now even Tuo Si's hand holding the chopsticks stopped.

what did you just say?Would you like to send him a...?

Although it is not unexpected that this situation is not unexpected, but the probability ratio of giving and not giving is probably an exaggerated value like 1:999, he thought you would definitely protect your surroundings to death, after all, Fei Jia It's your life—at least 60% of it, and the other 40% are other paper people, um.

"...Why?" Tuo Si asked you back, "Haven't you always been addicted to grain?"

——The "valley" here means "surrounding".

"Because Mr. Dostoyevsky showed a surprised expression as I expected, and it only took a sea view room to see it. I earned it!" You applauded yourself and answered Dostoevsky with a smile. explain.

You have won this match! ——You acted as a referee without authorization, and judged yourself that you won the game without authorization.

Even if you are not comparing anything at all.

"Okay." Tosi returned to his usual appearance, smiled and said, "However, just verbal words don't count."

"Of course, Chacha is what I say, but..." You changed the subject, "I won't give it to you, Mr. Dostoevsky. If you are Sigma or someone else, say Maybe I will give it away for nothing, but if it is you, it is not possible."

"Why?"

"...No reason." You replied like this, thinking that he should understand even if you didn't say it.

——Things that can be obtained without paying, no matter how expensive the price is, it will not make people feel precious.

If you give him a feeling of "I will stand by you no matter what happens" or "I really dote on you", Tuosi will take it for granted and dismiss it.

No... maybe this is a common problem of all human beings?

"Then, what do you want me to exchange?" Tosi asked again.

"I don't know, I don't have anything to ask for right now, so..." You thought for a while, "You owe me one wish. How about it, Mr. Dostoevsky, isn't this a good deal?"

"Hmm... that's too broad. If your wish is 'I want a signed photo of Kenshi Yonezu and Akira Ishida with your name written on it', it's not worth it. Of course, That's fine, if your wish is to start a war or have a time machine—"

"The first half is pretty reliable, but the second half is not a wish I would make no matter what I think!" You retorted, "Then replace it with a wish that is almost equivalent, so it's okay!!!"

"...Yes." It's all said and done, even if he doesn't really want it, it's hard to take back what he said before.

"But you have to add an additional clause - you can't fool me with the wish you help me realize, including the promise of me. After all, Tuosi's mouth is a deceitful ghost."

"It's really greedy, Chacha."

"...Isn't it possible, Mr. Dostoevsky, who in the world is not greedy?"

"……makes sense."

He couldn't deny it.

After all, if that wasn't the case, he wouldn't care about you at all.

The author has something to say:

Chacha: ...Give me back my sea view room! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (lose consciousness

Milk Cream: Tosi, do you really understand that saying "please give me your sea view room" to her is the same as saying "please entrust me with the rest of your life" to her...! ! !

Tuo: ……………………………………… (I don’t understand (.