I only like you as a paper man

"...?"

"……Eh?"

The moment Gogol's voice fell, the air in the living room froze quickly.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" You rush to Gogol, spread your hands to try to block him, wishing Toru Amuro just pretended he didn't exist.

"By the way, Tuo Sijun is Chacha's current boyfriend." Gogol said, pushing Tuosi hard, causing him to lose his balance and almost fall in front of you.

"Paper man!!! It's a paper man!!! My boyfriend is a paper man, Fei Jiaqin, this guy is not!!! Gogol, what nonsense are you talking!!!" You corrected , Immediately following Gogol's example, he patted Tuosi on the back vigorously.

However, your strength is far from that of Gogol, like a three-year-old baby beating his father's back.

Tosi: ... I am so weak.jpg

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Amuro quickly accepted the situation. Although he felt a little surprised, it was not difficult to understand. Toevsky."

Occasionally, he would also join in the chatting with customers, chatting with customers about paper figurines (although they were all forced), and he would answer your words in passing, probably... Occupational disease.

"This is really surprising." Amuro continued to sigh.

"Why?" you ask.

"Do you still need to ask, my lord!!"

"Of course it's because!!"

"Both of them are lovely companions of justice!"

"One is a big villain known far and wide!!"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Taiko Zhong Zhenzong sang together, and they also made poses of a righteous partner and a big villain respectively, just like two comedians.

That's right, if the group of people in front of him appeared in his world, the first thing he would do was of course - drive these people out of his Japan!

"Please, please listen to my explanation Mr. Amuro!!" After hearing what Amuro said, your face "brushed" and turned black, "There is a reason for this...! I, I will climb the wall and come back now, please forgive me I!!!...I, I shouldn’t fall in love with others, you are so good, how could I find someone better than you!!!”

"Majin, it seems that your real enemy has appeared, can you still bear it?" Dazai pretended on the surface that I sympathize with you, but in fact, of course in his heart: Majin, you also have today xswl.

"What are you talking about Dazai-kun, I..."

Before Tuo Si finished speaking, Gogol interrupted: "Mr. Tuo Si, I think you will really overturn www if you continue like this!"

"Please don't say such things with a smile."

Even at times like this, the great devil Dostoevsky still felt that he was very stable.

Well, maybe maybe [-]% is very stable.

"I, I just made a mistake that all women in the world make!!!" You held back for a long time, and finally said this famous sentence.

"Chacha, I advise you to stop talking. Although Tuo Sijun looks smiling now, I feel that his heart has almost become a glacier in the North Pole!"

"What does Mr. Dostoevsky have to do with me!" you retort.

"Ha..." Amuro looked at you and then at the other people. He probably understood the relationship between you, and he didn't want to be dragged into it as a newcomer. "But Miss Chacha should only like paper figurines." me."

"That's right, our lord only likes paper figures." Tsurumaru nodded.

"Because the guests often say the same thing, so I can understand it." Amuro said, "However, I really didn't expect that I am also a paper man..."

"Mr. Amuro, you are not an ordinary paper man!" You snatched back the subject, "You are a man worth 90 billion yuan! A new generation of national husband!!"

Amuro: "...Huh?"

"Whether it's my Dazai chef friend or Gogol chef friend, Chuya chef friend or Sakuma zero chef friend...Because there are too many, I will omit it below. Everyone loves fellow chefs except for their own destiny. A man, Mr. Amuro, that man is you...!"

Amuro Kokoro: Please don't say that people are the same as national-level cheating partners...!

"I testify that it is true!"

Gogol thinks that he is a weirdo who does not play cards according to common sense, a free bird that is not controlled by gravity, so he looks like Tosi's teammate at one time and his enemy at another time.

But the truth is—Tuosi didn't think he was his teammate at all, it might as well be Sigma who has been standing aside and felt that he couldn't join the topic, so he kept silent.

"Chacha said before, there is no comparison between Tuo Sijun and Toru Amuro!" Gogol imitated your tone and movements at that time, and performed a "Can others do it.jpg" for everyone on the spot, " Toru Amuro... No, Brother Furutani Rei is the most perfect man in the world!!"

Yuan, so that's the case, as expected, even my own identity is known to everyone in the different world.

Although it was written in the "Guide to Traveling to Another World" that the paper people could not obtain their own information from this world, that is to say, they could not spoil it... But he was still a little worried.If those guys also time travel one day, then he's afraid——

Anyway, I'll check with you later.

"That's right! Brother Jiang Gu Ling is the most perfect man in the world!!!" You shouted after Gogol.

"...Who is Rei Sakuma?" Akutagawa, who was expressionless watching you toss for a long time, finally got a line, "Hey, you know."

"It seems like a vampire who likes to stay in a coffin...?" Dun thought for a long time before he thought of these key words.You can't blame him, after all, you mentioned too many paper men.

"It's not a real vampire, it's just a persona he designed for himself, actually because..." Sigma kindly explained for Akutagawa (although Akutagawa lost interest when he found out that the person was not from his own world), he It is indeed more effort than ordinary people. After all, he often stays up late to search for every paper man you mentioned... This is for the future, maybe someday this knowledge will come in handy, "By the way Mention, there is an air conditioner in his coffin."

"...Can an air conditioner be installed in the coffin!?" Atsushi Nakajima was shocked.

"In that case, under my coat, I can—"

"No, that won't work, right!?" Dun couldn't complain.

Sigma has been standing behind Tosi, even if he can't see Tosi's expression, he can probably imagine what Tosi's mood is now - if he is really not interested, how could he stay here all the time.

If you continue like this, I'm afraid you will be the one to suffer in the end...

So, Sigma decided to interrupt your conversation.

"Miss Chacha, I seem to be a little hungry."

"My lord, I'm hungry too!"

"Me too!"

Tsurumaru and Taiko Bell are really hungry, and they still miss Mitsutada's... cooking.

"I, I know, I'm going to make breakfast now!" You rolled up your sleeves, "Today, the person who usually prepares breakfast for everyone is not here, so I can only do it myself."

"Hey, what about Chacha's breakfast? That's really exciting! Right Tuo Sijun!"

"That's right..." Tosi said this, but what he actually thought was—at least when he came to another world, you never cooked, and according to your living habits, you should order more takeaways Point, what you make can really... No, can you really do it?

"Okay, wait for me to show my talents!" You walked into the kitchen.

"Let me help, Chacha Xiao—ah, it's dangerous, are you okay?"

Amuro caught you who almost fell to the ground...... well, it's his fault, because you almost fell because of his words.

outside the kitchen.

Tosi turned on the TV and watched the news broadcast again.

Gogol sat next to him, pretending to watch TV with him.He knew that Tuosi was just pretending to be watching TV, but he was actually thinking about other things, because he started biting his fingers again.

Dosi was a little upset by your behavior - of course, he himself will certainly not admit it, nor will he think that this feeling, which is called "upset" in the hearts of ordinary people, is his "upset" feeling at the moment. ".

If it had been Osamu Dazai or Gogol, or someone else he knew well, maybe he would have thought of a solution right away.But the current situation is different, unlike Osamu Dazai who wanted to poach someone to compete with him, or Gogol who wanted to do something he shouldn't do, Toru Amuro obviously... at least for now, for you There is no emotional interest, it's all yours alone.

...yes, you are unilateral.

What about those who only like paper people?

How did you have the nerve to say "Tuosi's mouth is a deceitful ghost"?

Obviously you yourself are also a "chacha's mouth deceiving ghost".

Dazai sat on another sofa and played with his mobile phone while humming.

Of course, he was not just playing with his mobile phone - he went to Weibo to mock Tuo Si from the air.

[@你的世界传格是吗: I've never seen such a stable man!so amazing! ]

In the kitchen, while Amuro was helping you, I was playing with my phone, and happened to see this Weibo post by Osamu Dazai.Because you were too excited, you didn't realize that Dazai was actually mocking Tosi, and you thought Dazai was praising Amuro Toru.

So you replied: [That is to say! ! ! !It's really amazing! ! ! !How could there be such a good man in the world! ! ! ! ]

Osamu Dazai in the living room: I almost died laughing on the hillside.jpg

After a while, Tuo Si also checked Weibo, wanting to see your reaction.

I saw that you posted a Weibo 10 minutes ago, and the accompanying picture is still the surroundings of Toru Amuro that you took before.

[Chacha_I'm going to climb back to Mingke now: Brother Tou is the most perfect man in the world, I love him forever! ! !I want to go back to the pit at the speed of light now——! ! ! ]

Well, the ID has also been changed, and it corresponds to the previous one.

Congratulations on being able to recover FLAG so quickly. (stick read

Tuosi glanced at the list of likes——

jelly.

...If he knew the truth, he would probably cry.

cream.

... If she knew the truth, would she immediately abandon the Hong Kong black gravity envoy?

Dazai.

...It was definitely on purpose, Dazai-kun.

Tosi clicked into Osamu Dazai's Weibo again, and saw the one he just posted.

He hesitated for a moment, should he send a message [Fuck you. ]’s Weibo, after thinking about it, forget it.

The author has something to say:

Tuo: ... (This chapter has been being critically attacked

Zai: Heh, he deserved to be abandoned so soon. ((Happily even want to have a celebration party

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